₦airaland Forum

Zero enthusiasm from most of the people I see there.

midehi2:
Am so sure alot of the security men will pour out their s.emen, let them see a clapping ass

What does a clapping ass look like and what is it used for? Just in case I come across one.

emeraldknytt:
I couldn't help but sob at the mediocrity and naivety of Harry songs and the she-doit's conversation .. Absolutely laughable!!!!

Exactly! Some JSS 2 students will do a better job.

makydebbie:
who sent you to multiply by 100000


why do you have to use Nigerians too?

Which country do you want us to use?

makydebbie:
yup

I can't believe I survived it...i just woke up and met light

Did you say, "99.9% of those fvck boys cant fvck me"?

Okay, lets do some maths here. Lets assume that out of 170 million Nigerians, only 1 million are fvck boys. If 99.9% can't fvck you, then it follows that only 0.1% can fvck. 0.1/100 = 0.001.
0.001x1000000 = 1000.

It, therefore, means that 1000 fvck boys can still fvck you. There still hope for fvck boys if you ask me.

Good one! They should not stop at that. They should also tell the army authorities that Nigerians are also interested in Buratai's salary and allowance history.

Jessidaisy4:
I so much love this girl, all her performances were just electric! She deserved to win, congrats, hope you make it big

I have chosen to fall in love with you.

deb303:
enjoy yourself jare...divorce is not the end of the world

Small girl like you don dey support bad thing. I pity you o.

Na this kind thing go make them tear this man another slap again o.

cutesimplycalm:
Funny you bt anyways tnks for d compliment]

You are welcome. I am very serious about what I wrote there. We can make it happen.

CrazyQuinn:
so you don't agree?.........when something is scarce, it's of a great value. You should learn to appreciate the scarcity of it

I have no reason to disagree with you if that is how you see it. But for most girls, we know the true state of things.

CrazyQuinn:
I have and I've also given back, he bought me a gift and I bought him one too to show an appreciation of the gift he bought me. Is that not how it works?

That is how it is supposed to work but that is not how it works.

Ewizard:
She has the voluptuousness of a sea goddess!

I dey tell you. I will give my best to see I date her.

cutesimplycalm:
I remember using it in my pry sch on Fridays for fellowship, funny enough I used to be d one teaching frm d book though I knew little or nothing abt some stories there

I will write this for the whole to read. You are a beautiful woman and I would love to love you and even marry you.

oyinkinola:
refineries? for you to bomb!

Are you suggesting that a government will refused to build infrastructure for fear of being bomb? That is a new low.

oyinkinola:
...but tell me his function as CBN governor!

Typical of APC. Always diverting attention. Godwin Emefiele was never on the APC campaign train and he was never privy to your vague and baseless promises. He never sought Emefiele advice on the economy before running his mouth. May I know what exactly should Buhari be blamed for since his minions have now perfected the art of buck-passing? Meanwhile, when will the substantive minister of petroleum improve the state of our refineries?

oyinkinola:
...but you should direct that question to Godwin Emefiele...the governor of CBN!

Godwin Emefiele never made those statements.

oyinkinola:
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unreasonable write-up!
Nigerian principal sources of income is oil!
oil price slashedto1/3!
avenger bombed oil to reduce production to 1/2
you need $30 to take 1 barrel oil from soil!
and how much is a barrel in the market today?

So what was your master, Buhari thinking when said that he will stabilized oil prices and make $1 = ₦1?

Lagos (CNN)It was supposed to be a rallying cry for unity in a nation deep in recession crisis.

However the launch of President Buhari's 'Change Begins With Me' campaign quickly went south as Nigerians took to Twitter to vent their frustrations against his government.
During a national address on Thursday, the president said: "The campaign principle is simple, each of us must live the change we want to see in our society."
He added: "Before you ask, 'where is the change they promised us,' you must first ask, 'how far have I changed my ways."
Angry Nigerians poured scorn on the initiative. Some felt the sentiment was tone deaf and failed to address the myriad problems Nigerians face on a daily basis. Top of that list is an economy in free fall and mass youth unemployment.

Last month, Nigeria's second quarter GDP fell by more than two percent compared to last year, after slipping by 0.4% in the first quarter. Two consecutive quarters of decline mean Nigeria has now slid into recession.
While he has been tough on corruption, Nigerians feel his authoritarian approach is out of touch when he needs to inspire hope for better times.
Who is Muhammadu Buhari?

Many used the #changebeginswithme hash tag to let the president know he has failed in his earlier promise to deliver change
Buhari also recently launched a "War Against Indiscipline" -- one of his flagship schemes when he was first in power more than 30 years ago.

Since coming to power in May 2015. Buhari has been fighting a war on many fronts, including the Boko Haram insurgency which has been blamed for a looming famine crisis in the north east of the country.

Nigeria's senators are some of the highest paid lawmakers in the world and some of the tweets condemned Buhari's failure to cut down on the high cost of running government.

Source: http://edition.cnn.com/2016/09/10/africa/nigerians-change-begins-with-me/index.html

CC: lalasticlala

Why is her face like that? Did she use crayon?

You promised change. You failed to deliver. Now the Bug is being passed to the people. The Change begin with the people? Okay, what begin with the government. This clueless, vision-less and and directionless government will never take responsibility for anything.

The more Buhari and APC look for technocrats to help salvage the economy the more they are pointed to the SE/SS. Its not a good feeling when you realized that the solutions to your problems lies in the hand of those you despise. Whom God has bless...

The more Buhari and APC look for technocrats to help salvage the economy the more they are pointed to the SE/SS. Its not a good feeling when you realized that the solutions to your problems lies in the hand of those you despise. Whom God has bless...

The more Buhari and APC look for technocrats to help salvage the economy the more they are pointed to the SE/SS. Its not a good feeling when you realized that the solutions to your problems lies in the hand of those you despise. Whom God has bless...

makydebbie:
that money can feed alot...anyways whalizmabizznezz
I for steal that bag...but I no be thief

I could buy you one, you know.

Na only one building dey Ooni palace?

Please lets know if people are truly loosing their jobs or getting new ones. Click like if you directly know of someone who has lost their job in the last one year. Click share if you directly know of someone who has gotten a new job in the last one year.

CC: lalasticlala

How can this make the minimum wage buy a bag of rice?

Her face look lighter than the rest of her body.

What is there to work on? Just submit that pus5y to some sharp shooter(not 2baba) to subject it to some intensive, comprehensive, all encompass and brain-reset banging.

onatisi:
I said it 4 times last year,it is the only one left that buhari hasn't done and already the signs are there that he will soon do it . Till then I will just be patient

Onatisi, I will hold you responsible if you have vital information and keep it to yourself and allow this dullard to take us unaware.

APC Promised Jobs and 5K allowance but all we got is MMM.