₦airaland Forum

jojosweet:
thanchu

You are welcome, my dear. I hope you will let me cuddle on it some day.

jojosweet:
where u c the curly hair and pointed nose at 6months? issorite

I like your bed.

Nice one, Tonto. I like the baby's curly hair and pointed nose.

Radiation!

They invited you and muslim programme and you spent 80% of the time talking about Christians & Christianity. Sultan, our Religon no be una religion mate o.

Sexytemi:
Lol, Thanks

You are welcome, my dear. I will be disturbing you once in a while o.

GossipGirl1:
But you gotta eat the booty lyk groceries

The downside of it is that b!tches keep coming back for more even when your intention is just to hit once and move unto the next one. I had this b!tch that even wanted to become my last bus-stop. I just broke free and flee.

Sexytemi:
Would love to be an OAP some day , just love the job.

Go for it, girl! You are already bless with good and sexy looks so all things will fall in place. Meanwhile I really like your boobs. I can bet that you have a great ass too.

HungerBAD:
Tizzle you are a sensible Guy.

I asked a question on a thread some days ago,and never got a reply.

How come girls usually miss their " Periods " when they are with comfortable guys,but never miss it with poor or struggling guys?

Did not even know that girls,now uses needles to prick holes in condoms,thanks for that "EXPO" Tizzle. The truth is,women for some strange reasons are quick to jump into conclusions that every man that comes their way is a potential husband,especially if he is well to do.

Meanwhile,the guy just wants to hit and move on. And so they "Scheme" with this pregnancy thing,and 9 out of 10 times,they are left with the pregnancy or babies alone.

One had 2 babies for 2 face (today na pastor wife) since her plans did not work,Davido has one,Flavour a couple,Ogun State Speaker has one, heck everybody has one.

Not happening to me.

I dey put Postinor2 for Pocket always,just incase(protection burst)and she has to drink it.

As in ehh...no time for drama.

I didn't get to study medicine(my childhood dream) but I have always been writing like that. When I realised that this was making me loose marks during exams, I had to learn how to write well. But when you compare the handwriting on my exams paper and the one on my notes, you would think someone wrote the exams for me.

spartacus11:
is it government that help Alibaba Tecno mobile Samsung Apple Microsoft, and many other innovations that have change the world. what government needs to do is to build infrastructure provide education healthcare , but u simply don't sit down and wait that if government did not come to give u the idea finance then u can't do anything? that is what is called lazyness....

So what happens when the government fails to do those things you have mentioned? Even in sports, you will see coaches get fired more often than players when the team fails even though coaches don't do they actual play. I use to reason like you do now but everything changed when I visited countries where the government lives up to most of its responsibilities. All those companies you mentioned would not have succeeded Nigeria. Let me ask you a simple question, to what do you attribute the economic and technological backwardness of Africa?

spartacus11:
china is a communist party and new inventions are taking place every day, if u are a goal getter u will understand no body will come and give u enabling environment, that's is why success is celebrated because u beat all the odds that stood against u,many of our youth are simply just lazy. with efcc and icpc, yahoo yahoo boys still dey do 419 with military and police militants and boko haram still fighting, with custom and police illegal importation is still taking place, if all the vices can happen why he be say when we tell u people to innovate u simply blame the government of not giving enabling environment, but when he reach to commit crime our brain go begin shape. misplace priorities.

Okay, what then is the role of the government? Does social contract mean anything to you? We hand over some our rights and wealth of the nation to the government to use for common good and you call us lazy because we asked that the government live up to expectation? You are the lazy one here.

You fight person, he beat you, now you say you no wan shake his hand. Na cane im take beat you?

So this is how Yoruba plan to get their oil well? Okay o.

rusher14:
As far as I'm concerned the paradigm shift includes being more interested in your performance rather than the performance of government.

There are factors affecting performance that the government controls. Or are you also going to be responsible for policies that delivers enabling environment? What if you perform and the governments reverse your gains by means of its ill thought monetary, fiscal or environmental policies?

rusher14:
The economic situation is dire for countries dependant on commodities especially oil.

The nation requires intellect, a paradigm shift and total participation.

Really? Buhari will disagree with you. He prefers nepotism and systematic exclusion of his so called 5%.

farihafaheemah:
It's obvious this ur statement is hatred statement, how best do you expect him to respond to those questions. I'm reffering you to jonathan interview and compare with Fashola

Is Jonathan a government official?

Would you rather say "wake" and have nobody understand you or "wake keeping" and have everybody(including the Queen of England) understand you?

Jarus:
So every Muslim is an Islamic Jihadist.

You guys should continue.

Not every but probably most.

Buhari's government is a Northern Nigeria Avengers(NNA). Buhari is more fixated in fighting his perceived enemy-regions(SE/SS) than governing Nigeria. You can't elect a vengeful, vindictive and caveman as a president and expect 21st century and forward thinking style of governance - it just doesn't happen.

shaddoww:
At least for the sake of their people, dis militants should stop attacking the soldiers, a reprisal attack by d military will only inflict pain on d innocent.

How do you mean reprisal attack by the military? Has the military been reduced to a terrorist organization or a street gang? Do you mean a conventional and organised armed force of a country should go on a killing spree of its citizens if they are attacked by criminals? Imagines if the Dallas police had gone on killing spree of African Americans just because they were attacked by aggrieved African American. The way we think has to change.

Xbursta:
u are also a lier because the person on the picture u just posted is Sammy gyang

He ain't lying, bro. That's Sammy's moniker on Nairaland.

Chepy1:
Baba, I know my sis, she doesn't always make good decisions.....But I'll find out about the guy sha

My fear is that your lil sis. might have fallen into the hands of a badoo. If that is the case, then as an ex-badoo, I am afraid to tell you that there is little you can do. There are crazy things bad boys do to good and naive girls that make them turn deaf ears to wise counsel from family and people who mean well.

Change has finally reach these ones.

Child labour should be frown at by every responsible adult.

No! I am pretty sure they meant step mother. But even at that...

I think the lady is beautiful enough for a Nigerian husband, isn't she?

The Vaseline crew are gonna take turns on this woman today.

holluphemydavid:
Certainly yes, but dat is not matter, it's only matter when it's mattered #gbam hope u understand d trending vocabulary lol

Yes. I also think I will be nice to acknowledge the originator, @GovernorRufus, The unofficial marriage counselor to Zarah Buhari.

HarkymTheOracle:
Konji-Infested Maturity..

I dey tell you. Konji has been humbling recalcitrant niggas since the days of John The Baptist.

prinsam30:
well its does not matter if the EX actually wants her back or only craving for her Punany but it matter when it has not be mattered. But let it be matterred i urged




#SaveToyin&Seun

Plagiarism is a criminal offence. Make @GovernorRufus catch you.

missyadorable:
Wayo man!

Looking for opportunity to smash her kittycat again

It is sad that he is gonna succeed in hitting it again.