₦airaland Forum

Mr President, while your grand kids are well fed and can even afford the space and time to give you a sallah day manicure, there are millions of other Nigerian kids who have not eating a good meal today. And to crown it all, from Ibadan to Kano, they are being used a collateral by their parents(most of whom voted for you) to borrow food for their siblings. Finally, I want to use this opportunity to remind you of the promise you made to these little angels. Some of their parents voted for you because of this promise. Mr President, where is the food your promised innocent Nigerian children?

Datz ma president talking. Buratai "The great saver" and co looters, I hope you all hear that.

Evathyst:
Space booked for future purpose. Would be back to comment on mine if this gets to the permanent site.


*Modified*

Mine was;
1- Making a noise in class. Chiarlady for noise makers! That's me!

6- Playing wijavascript:void(0);th boys.

28- Always troubling my classmate

And *ehm*

*scratches head*

Maybe gossiping sha. Lolz. Right from Sec sch na him I don bad!

Chai! And you con fine o. Na your type I bin dey smooch for corner when I dey school. Some girls sabi make man enjoy life sha.

Confirmed. Stella's Long Term house help is a Northern Christian guy and he has been with her for over 17 years. I know this personally.

IRserveMyComent:
Before you do anything first take your daughter for a dna test. It is unbelievable how your best friend is turning to your worst foe. If possible transfer all the recorded evidence to your phone, then call her two sisters the very ones you listened to their conversation. Fix i meeting with them in an eatry or any other un hidden place but do not let your wife know about it. Play the records to them and demand explanations or if they are married call their husbands and play the records to them. Either way make it known to them that they cant succeed in tryin to break your home. Tell them you love your wife (even if you feel otherwise at the moment). That she is your best friend and that all their gimmicks to break your home or make it unstable will never work. (and while at it make sure your phone is on record). When you are home call your wife and ask her exactly what she wants. Play her call recorded conversations with her sisters from your phone (this will shock her). Then tell her of your meeting with her sisters or their husbands as the case may be. Then play where you where telling them they wont succeed in breaking your home or making it unstable. If she still has a living conscience she would apologise and admit her wrongs. (you are taking these measures to save your home, not because you are at fault or anything) I wish you God's grace.

He should save his life first.

Buhari goofed. He was too much in a hurry to exhibit his hatred for the SS/SE. No nation progresses by side lining a very important, significant and talented part of its population. But the Yorubas would rather have Buhari kill Nigeria than to admit that they have been scammed.

To make matters worse, Buhari is not even considering them for important appointments because he knows them very well. The moment Buhari realizes that while the Yorubas were a good means to his political end, he need the SS/SE to achieve economic progress for the country, he will drop the Yorubas like a hot plate. Expect Buhari to parley the SS/SE soon.

It is even easier for Buhari to produce his school certificate than for Aisha to travel to America.

The way she came rushing down from the aircraft though.

KenModi:
This comment got me cracking.

TeeBillz wld no reply you hi or hello when or if you guys meet..

Don't mind her.

2007 - 2015 covers:

Danbazau
Ihejerika
Minimah

Na wa o. Why she con show when D'banj no dey reign again na? Other hot bad gyalz don chop the food when e still dey hot na.

Since it is not Fayose, expect some people to avoid this thread.

GoneKayLoner:
Nawa u o. Wetin you no know pass you. I am "pure" Yoruba but my first-name is English and my last-name is also English. It's only my Middle-name that's Yoruba.

And you are known formally by just your two English names?

Pprovost:
Ramsey Noah (Ondo State)

Rukky Sandra (Lagos state)

Desmond Elliot (Lagos state)

Jacob Cruz (not sure of state)










Lai Mohammed (Kwara )

What is your definition of "pure yoruba" guy? By the way, Rukky was born Rukayat Akinsanya. I think you are being dishonest about Lai Mohammed. He is either Olayiwola or Olayiwonuola.

The fact that you even had to struggle to come up with these few names says a lot.

jide219:
chigozie indeed if i nor know the boy na so u for lie give everybody,pure yoruba guy

I doubt he is a "pure yoruba" guy. Give an example of a pure yoruba guy without a Yoruba name.

henrydadon:
remind me of the movie akilah and the bee

but sadly keke Palmer is now a hoe in real life

I looked her up in Wikipedia and nothing suggests she has become a hoe.

The winner is likely a Norther Christian or from the South-South. They are fond of bearing two non-native names.

What was the man that caught them doing at the cemetery at that material time?

onstelly:
Don't do that again

I think it is avoidable though.

Ekii:
That's funny. If that's all she's got to offer, then it was her fault he left. First of all, it is God who stands by anyone. All a woman can offer is support. When you have that one girl who loves you and doesn't mind the fact you are broke. She prays for you, encourages you, doesn't put you in a position that makes you feel less confident around her because you are momentarily incapable of giving her those fine things, she jumps buses with you when you manage to go on dates, still smiles through it and appreciates your effort. She never fails to remind you that you are destined for great things when you are downcast and much more.

Now you made a whole lot of sense. I hope you practice what you preach though.

ummeey:
Yea I know.

Therein lies the answer to your question. One world, one TeeBillz with no duplicate.

ummeey:
Are you the same teebilllz we know?

There is only one TeeBillz.

Ekii:
I don't exactly want to believe that you do not exactly know what they mean and so, I am not going to give you an exact answer

I don't know. Trust me. Because I have seen ladies claimed they stood by a man simply because they were fu<king him for free.

Only one name from Lagos state. We are watching una.

Ekii:
How about many ladies who stood by this hardworking guys with a promise but got sidelined after the success came in? It isn't always a win win situation. It takes the grace of God for a woman to stick to a struggling guy and that same grace for him to recognize it. May God help us fulfil His perfect will for our lives.

When ladies said the stood by someone, I don't exactly know what they mean.

ummeey:
Lol do I even know?

You are supposed to be fasting fa.

Dangerous move if you ask me. Ayiri is not even a heavy weight if you ask me. How many militants respect him? Can Ayiri, on his own visit Gbaramatu freely? Don't forget that this guy recently told so many lies against Gbaramatu people. His comments on the Maritime University is still fresh in so many peoples' mind.

I think the government want to bomb Lagos. I see desperation on the part of this government to divide the south. Something tells me a conspiracy is brewing up. Bomb Lagos and blame it on the SS/SE. Make a common enemy out of the SE/SS. That way, you keep the Yorubas loyal to the Hausa-Fulani.

Layooluwa:
This is wow. Lemme go and meet him. He must to teach me how to make one too

Only if you will allow him. From my experience with ladies, any one-on-one tutorial leads to something else.

Sugarhugs:
Shit looks tight like Virgin Pusey.



Ahan Nairaland guys self. Make una get chill.

I said the tractor is looking dope. I mean its good haba.

U people should not quote me o

Chai! And you look like one innocenty o. Anyways, I love like you. Good bad girl.