₦airaland Forum

Citizens paying for security besides taxes? So the FG is now into private security business?

The easiest way to fu<k a Naija girl is to start by talking dirty. I have had a girl come down from PH to Lag just because I warned her that she may not be able to walk properly for 2 weeks if she ever allow me anywhere near her pu5sy. She said, "na today, na you go taya". And that marked the beginning of our dirty and sexually explicit WhatsApp war. The day she came, we entered through my kitchen and she never made it to my sitting room until after one round of the most aggressive energy charged sex I have ever had.

#2 doesn't hold true for a lady whose bathroom is en-suite.

Na wao.

Trust other young dudes to move in asap. I have got cheats on how you can be her next toyboy. She pays big. Send me a pm if you ever need it.

Why did she closed her as if someone is fingering her.

These are some of the Yoruba Muslims disturbing us here on Nairaland.

Masanto:
Well, while some others are busy flaunting their cars, wealth, jewels etc Seun is busy counting his millions in Ota.

The more the flaunt, the more money the yoruba boy from ota makes.

Arase deserves all he is getting from his successor. I remember how this man handled the Agatu massacre. He thought that kissing Hausa-Fulani ass will bring him good.

henrylowe:
It's not like I'm dull or something, since I aim at marrying her, I felt there was no need to rush sex

Just listen to your silly self and tell me if you are making sense.

So no Christian governor is liked by this man?

ireneony:
me too..
When u answer yes ..he ask what did you eat ..i go like See question ..why you wan know wetin i eat .

That was how a guy was asking me have you eaten ..i answered NO..he replied.
He: why?try and prepare something
Me: i dont have money n food stuff..
He: eyah sorry
#end of chat. .
He wouldn't message again ..

Nigeria men i hail thee..
Eyah na food

Your tummy look flat. Have you eating?

I think these girls are putting there parents through a lot. There are things I still won't do because of my father who passed on some years ago just because I know that Daddy won't be cool with that. I have had to even let go some provocatively hot young girls just so I won't let down my niece and nephews.

Does it really fly or this is just another way of making quick money from clueless state government. I am patiently waiting for his pictures having dinner with the state governor for welding some metals together. Engineering does not start with fabrication, talk-less of welding together dead fabricated metals.

We dey here dey enjoy Naija girls while some prefer slavery in some countries. Tell him to die there if he does not want to come back to his family in Nigeria.

opsyswagg:
they will catch those kidnapper in jesus name pls don't forget to check my signature[b][/b]

Yes, for kidnapping your English.

banmee:
Seriously? Where is the 1 in that equation?

I didn't say one and half or one and the half. I said one-half.

Did he ate or drank at the party? Where I am from, you will never see the king eating or drinking.

Kelklein:
Try again sir!

It is one half, please.

One half

HungerBAD:
Just like that.

This guy dey carry him two hands dey find 6 ft deep underneath . You say you go beat him wife,the man quiet.

You say you go molest him wife and give am belle,the man quiet. Now you go him street dey call am out? The Education of the Yoruba's dey make them tolerate a lot.

Can this Clown go to Rivers and try this with Wike?or Kano?or Delta?

Very soon Dino,you go enter Tinubu Penalty.

Trust me! Things can also happen in Abuja. Tinubu should never make that mistake of hurting Dino in Lagos. He can also be arranged in Abuja. Don't forget Funsho Williams and remember that Karma is an unforgiving b1tch. You will never know those pushing Dino.

I want Buhari to look at this picture and get one thing right. When the Biafrans, Niger Deltans and some Middle Beltans finally determine to go, the ill equip and barely a million Nigerian armed forces will not be able to hold them with the power of the gun.

Na wao.

Why is he always drinking something?

I have nothing against the girl child. I just can't handle the thought of some dude giving her the big boys magic stick. It scares me to the bone marrow. I know how difficult it was for me to survive my sisters. I don't wanna go through that again.

What if the North central people banned you south west thugs from their zone? What is Tinubu doing in Abuja? Make una no start wetin una no go fit finish o.

mars123:
is it today you are knowing that most of our graduates are half baked? In fact the probability of her having something upstairs is higher than that of you having something upstairs

And what is the probability that Buhari has a Cambridge O'level certificate?

Being a zombie becomes more difficult with each passing day. I don't know how these sai baba chanters manage to sleep.

kahal29:
Amaechi was also believed to have recommended Ms. Bala Usman, on the grounds that two chief executives of the foremost parastatals under his ministry – Nigerian Maritime Administration and Safety Agency (NIMASA) and the Nigerian Railway Corporation (NRC) – are from the south, and he would rather have an equitable distribution of appointments into the agencies under his ministry.
http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/07/12/buhari-considers-hadiza-bala-usman-as-head-of-npa/

Over to you, Danbazau. Tell us about the distribution in your own ministry. Amaechi, don't lie to us that this appointment is your own making. El-Rufai pulling strings in your ministry. Ameachi, see ya life?

butanep:
"you can forgo me just because of match you can still watch later"

She must be very stupid to have said the bold words. So na she you no fit phuck later abi? She even had the effrontery to refer to football as "common". Shudren of nowadays sha.

Martins301:
I pity for the Avengers. See how they are making life miserable for ordinary Nigerians in the name of fighting government. Diesel price and kerosene price have skyrocketed and electricity generation is tumbling. Who is suffering the most? Common Nigerians. NDA you guys and your generations will never know peace.

You elected a government, didn't you? No sane citizen blames an individual or group for the failings of its government.

ebubey:
I think am dating no.10

It is just a matter of time before any body who dates you becomes no.10. You are just too sweet.