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beans with agege bread, bon appetit

goldenray:
@TJ
If you ask her nice enuff yourself, she'l describe herself. She is that jovial and carefree.

I thought about that but stopped short of doing so, 'cos i can really be inquisitive and probing with my questions

clemcykul:
@tee-jay
stop garnishing stingyness wiff sweet words lol. a girl needs money to provide some necessities, love aint enuf at times

I agree, but must you be the one to provide for your girl's basic neccesities? but then again i guess it all depends on your choice of girls;

what if you get urself in the kitchen and start earning the expensive outlay we've spent on you so far

well only till autumn, then you'll have to find a more permanent relacement

oh ok,

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=481448.msg6412140#msg6412140 date=1279554584]It's every houseboy's ultimate dream to try (and I mean unsuccessfully try) and increase their levels with their madam - but no worries, I always say grace b/4 eating

Jeez!! but he looks like an angel - and he's soooo good at massaging my feet when I get back from work!! [/quote]if its the massaging you are worried about, I can equally provide a good service albeit for a brief period

clemcykul:
tee-jay come lemme teach u how to keep your girl, . . , , ,

stop been stingy nd spend da 4ckn money!

only insecure guys use money to "keep" girls, sharp guys like us have more effective ways of holding on to our girls. And for the record I dont have any problem whatsoever in keeping hold of my girl,

only long throat girls call guys who refuse to indulge them broke

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=481448.msg6412026#msg6412026 date=1279553714]how can Studio be your butler if he's my houseboy??

he's just made me the tastiest pounded yam & egusi soup I ever tasted!![/quote]i hope u said the Grace before eating that food, 'cos the guy blabbed that he's on a mission with you so i wont be surprised if the meal is "jazzed" with original benin stuff

me! sugarmummy? lai lai, the tot alone is enuf to make me retch, ewwwwwwwwww  and for the record i aint a broke guy, so just because i prioritise love over material things shouldnt be construed as being tight-fisted.

^^isnt she a purnstar?

clemcykul:
dis is how to identify stingy men, lol
cynthoney come to me and receive all da material gifts uve ever yearned for, forget the poor guy

am da answer to your prayer

ok you give her the money, i will give her the loving

i dont agree, for starters i dont go out with deadbroke girls who rely on their men for basic things as such; the focus of our relationship is love and with that comes mutual giving, one that must voluntary and unconditional,
so that if or when thigs go pear-shaped there wont be the need to demand a return or refund of any sort

goldenray:
PERSONALITY DESCRIPTION
SUBJECT: EFEMENA

1. PHYSICAL: *still working on it, sure about the well proportioned body anyway. Not a compliment, mind u* Also sure about generous lips,
Ok. Tell me am not ryt?

can you shed more light on this point sir

, honestly i dont do material gift for my girl because i believe i cannot put a price on her value/worth to me, so why try?

cynthoney:
im over 18,so tell me d details

i'm not one to do "kiss & tell"

you want it in details? how old are you? confirm that you are not under-18, then i'll furnish you with the details

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man lets out a loud fart and says "one-nil."
His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"The old man says, "A goal. I'm ahead one-nil."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Goal! One all."The old boy farts again. "Goal! I'm ahead 2-1."
Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says,"Goal! 2 all."
The old man tries to fart again, but cannot. Trying desperately not to be out-done by his wife, he gives it everything he has to get out
just one more fart. He strains a little too hard and sh*ts the bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"

The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides."

cynthoney:
d love and care come thru wat way,pls?

the usual way of course,

i give, love, affection, care, and all other emotional gifts

i dont, i luv pap & akara or moin moin, pap with sugar is cool

cynthoney:
then wat do u give?

<smiles> is that a rhetorical question?

how am i stingy? because i dont give material gifts to materialistic girls??

hummm

cynthoney:
its more repugnant 4 a guy 2ask 4 his blood back. its notin to u guys asking 4 things u bought wen d r/ship was blooming.atleast dis one got wat he deserved!

the very reason i dont give girls gifts,

so what has he done to merit such a treatment?

^^^nope throwing sanitary towels at him is even more repugnant

^^^^ewwwwwwwwww repugnant!!!

Victoria Beckham and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a cow ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was killed.

Posh told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray.

He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily.
"What happened?" asked Posh. "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Posh. The driver replied: "I'm Victoria Beckham's driver, and I just killed the cow."

better than me sef