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EducationRe: OAU Calendar Of Academic Activities 2015/2016 Session by teemanbastos(m): 6:46am On May 15, 2016
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OAU Calendar of Academic Activities.
Authorities of the Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU) have released the academic calendar for the 2015/2016 academic session.
OAU Calendar of Academic Activities.
May 16, 2016
On line Registration for Courses for 2015/2016 Harmattan Semester Commences
May 25, 2016
Senate
May 28, 2016
Fresh Students in Faculties of Law/Arts/Social Sciences/Admin. Education come into Residence for 2015/2016 Harmattan Semester
May 29, 2016
Fresh Students in Faculties of Science/EDM/Tech/Agric/Basic Medical/Clinical Science/Dentistry and Pharmacy come into Residence for 2015/2016 Harmattan Semester
May 30 – June 5, 2016
Orientation Week for Fresh Students
June 6 – June 10, 2016
Clearance at Faculty and Admission Offices
June 13 – 17, 2016
ICT Training for Fresh Students
June 26, 2016
Returning students come into residence.
June 27, 2016
Harmattan Semester Lectures Begin
July 8, 2016
End of Normal Registration for courses
July 21, 2016
MATRICULATION
July 22, 2016
End of Late Registration with Penalty
July 27, 2016
SENATE
August 27, 2016
Harmattan Semester Lectures end
August 29, 2016
Lecture free week.
September 5, 2016
Harmattan Semester examinations begin.
September 23, 2016
Harmattan Semester examinations end.
September 23, 2016
End of Semester.
good...hope this remains stable
PoliticsRe: Fayose At The Inauguration Of Akure PDP New Excos (photos) by teemanbastos(m): 6:10pm On May 14, 2016
I love Fayose.. Thank God for your opposition. B4 I blasted you but I appreciate your opposition..pls continue. This country is fast reverting to a One-man state. We dey cry here..baba bubu no even care.. Na Kachikwu everyone dey face.
#minimum wage should be increased abeg.
PoliticsRe: Market Women Tie Juju On Nepa Pole To Prevent Disconeting Of Their Light by teemanbastos(m): 12:07pm On May 14, 2016
I swear Nigerians no dey carry last grin grin grin Who one die
EducationRe: 13 Pictures you Can Relate To In A Typical Nigerian Classroom by teemanbastos(m): 8:23pm On May 12, 2016
Zico0:
The first and second posters, 'make una climb pole'
angry
EducationRe: 13 Pictures you Can Relate To In A Typical Nigerian Classroom by teemanbastos(m): 8:21pm On May 12, 2016
prahcetomi:
seriously,why do mathematics teachers love cane?
na cane dem dey use beat d stubborn hard maths to person head grin grin
EducationRe: 13 Pictures you Can Relate To In A Typical Nigerian Classroom by teemanbastos(m): 8:20pm On May 12, 2016
Samiceman:
Oga.... park well
oga... I no do double parkinq b4 na grin grin
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Removal: Tinubu Backs Buhari.....says President Is A Courageous Leader by teemanbastos(m): 8:16pm On May 12, 2016
regrets!! Regrets!! We had the options of d devil and d blue sea?
EducationRe: Thai Students Caught Cheating With “mission Impossible” Spy Glasses by teemanbastos(m): 8:14pm On May 12, 2016
Missiom Impossible Ghost Protocol grin grin
EducationRe: 13 Pictures you Can Relate To In A Typical Nigerian Classroom by teemanbastos(m): 8:11pm On May 12, 2016
Samiceman:
Nonsense! Who pictures don Epp?
oga...why you open d thread?
HealthHow Many Months Does It Take For A Lens To Correct The Eyes by teemanbastos(op): 10:12pm On May 11, 2016
Hello Opticians.. First and foremost..I had a problem with my eyes.. My left eye sees dim images while my right eye is slightly alright.. I went 4 glasses and the left lens is thicker than the right.. So i want to know how many months it'l take to correct my eyes.. Tho I dnt put it on always. Tanq.
PhonesRe: I Need 1gb Data Plan For N100 by teemanbastos(m): 9:18pm On May 11, 2016
gabsoft:
Hi friends,
I learnt some telecoms do 1gb for N100 for night plan. Pls kindly assist with the code if you know any offer like this from any networks in Nigeria.
Thanks a lot.
airtel weekend plan.. *474*1#..(1gb for N100)
But ur sim must be eligible.
1gb for N200...glo..google dat.
PoliticsRe: Adams Oshiomhole's Handshake With Elizabeth Ativie (photo) by teemanbastos(m): 9:17am On May 11, 2016
hungryboy:
With all the money were him get, He still dey dress like Messenger for office, How pesin go carry face cap wear on top trouser and long sleeves?
grin grin
FamilyWho Flogged You Most? Your Mum Or Dad by teemanbastos(op): 9:15am On May 11, 2016
grin grin as for me.. Na my mom o..
Every small mistake na cane.. Hehehe... I no wash vegetable well.. Naso she remove orogun(dat stick wey em dey use do eba).. Beat me grin..
But my dad na opposite.. D guy no dey flog.. Tank God i took my gentleness from him
My mommy buy canes put for house.. Na me, my sister and dad do operation clean up the canes grin grin..
One day.. I spend momma money.. She provoke.. She dey find cane but all canes dun enter voice-mail grin grin.. Meanwhile my papa dey state the importance of talks instead of canes.. grin grin
My uncle sef dey flog person den.. undecided but today.. We be friends.. D guy send 3k to me last week sef grin grin

Share your experiences

Cc: lalasticlala
EducationRe: Primary 1 To S.S.3- Did You Recieve Up To 400 Strokes Of Cane? by teemanbastos(m): 9:06am On May 11, 2016
MrAboki:
My Mothers quota alone was like 500 strokes..


I am sure I averaged over 2500 strokes between J.S.S 1 and S.S.S 3.


Late Coming - Approximately 500 Strokes as I NEVER EVER came to school until assembly was over.

Noise Making - Approximately 500, I was the National Chairman Noisemakers Association of Nigeria.

Failing Tests or not listening in class - Approximately 200 Strokes.

From Senior Students - 500 Plus.. Our Seniors those years were children of the Devil. angry

For Fighting - 100.. I no dey waste time to blow persin eye that year.







hehehe
EducationRe: Primary 1 To S.S.3- Did You Recieve Up To 400 Strokes Of Cane? by teemanbastos(m): 9:04am On May 11, 2016
Alexas58:
Yes...i tink mine was upto 600 strokes or more,cox my name was always in names of noise makers evn the day i missed skul,out prefect still wrote ma name,and each day ur name is there,its like 7-12 strokes,then in sss it increased to 13,and if i dont do assignment u recieve like 24.after recievin d 24,u will b too weak to du ur assignment,so u prepare for the next strokes of cane
grin grin grin u na badoo of life ooo
PoliticsRe: Buhari Reacts To David Cameron’s Corruption Comment On Nigeria by teemanbastos(m): 8:38pm On May 10, 2016
David Cameron's statement tho' true is an embarrassment to the nation.
So inshort The Brits are expected to see an Average Nigerian as a corrupt individual.
Unfortunate!
Mr Cameron should know Britain isn't void of corruption too...is it bkos we voided Gay Marriage bill?
EventsRe: 13 Pictures You'll Understand If You've Ever Attended An Owambe Uninvited... by teemanbastos(m): 6:56pm On May 07, 2016
cry cry
CelebritiesRe: Felix Aigbe Libarty To Tiwa & TeeBillz: Your Marriage Is Under Spiritual Attack by teemanbastos(m): 6:51pm On May 07, 2016
Doesn't the pastor know that teeblizz is someone else wife?
PoliticsObahiagbon's Tribute Message To The Late Oba Of Benin by teemanbastos(op): 12:32pm On May 07, 2016
Hon Patrick Obahiagbon paid his tribute to the late Oba of Benin with some very admirable words.

The death of the traditional monarch was announced by the Iyase of Benin Kingdom, Chief Sam Igbe on Friday,April 29.Hon Patrick said:

“You cannot gloss over the fact that Omo N’ Oba Erediauwa, Oba of Benin, was a man of impeccable and unimpeachable integrity with the resilience of a Royal salamander.

In him you found a coruscating display of that apothegm which holds that noblesse oblige. “This sui generis quintessential quality of his came under bold relief especially during the locust and philistine years of the military militocracy.

He was practically the only triton among the minnows of Royal hierarchs that resisted and stood up to the military rascality and apacheism that characterized the Abacha era.

He stood at all times with the people, eyeballing political and military demagogues and damning their treacherous hooey and blarneys.

It won’t be erroneous and superfluous therefore to pontificate that his integrity was altruistically integrious if you permit me that neologism.“Omo N’ Oba EREDIAUWA, Oba of Benin was a cornucopious emblematization of the rich heritage of the Benin culture both in his modus vivendi and modus operandi.

He left no one in doubt that he was the spiritual and traditional agglutinating anodyne that offers a centripetal canopy for the Benin ethnic nationality into one harmonious and synchronized armada and of particular interest to me here was how he was able to bring this about especially against the backdrop of modernism and attenuating cum corrosive forces of religious petulancy and perfervidism.


Cc:lalasticlala

I swear Patrick dun mad grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Nigeria, U.S. Trade Hits $799.9Million In Two Months by teemanbastos(m): 8:33am On May 07, 2016
At the beginning of the year.. The Lord told us that things would be worse but beginning from now.. Things will get better.
Pastor E. A adeboye-may 2016
PoliticsRe: PDP-USA Supports Lere Olayinka As National Publicity Secretary by teemanbastos(m): 9:30am On May 06, 2016
Lere Olayinka is what i'll term a stubborn critical person with his 'biting' choice of words..which is what We need to sustain opposition in Nigeria.
APC is misbehaving in govt. Today because PDP dnt have a confirm publicity secretary just as APC had in Lie Mohammed grin..
@oluchidelly...APC also told lies and propaganda so there's no need seeing APC as a Saintly party.
PoliticsRe: The Contestants For PDP National Publicity Secretary by teemanbastos(m): 9:26am On May 06, 2016
Lere Olayinka is the best for the job.
APC needs a 'thorn in the flesh' who will really criticise them just as Lai Mohammed did to GEJ.
If PDP had a stubborn Publicity Secretary maybe APC won't be misbehaving as they are doing now.
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Protruding Stomach (big Stomach) by teemanbastos(m): 1:12am On May 05, 2016
why discriminating na? Why dnt you give a solution than make dem feel bad. Protruded tummy could be as a result of fibroid and age.
GamingWhich Is More Interesting.. Pes 2016,2015 Or 2016 by teemanbastos(op): 9:48am On May 04, 2016
Hi guys... I want to know which of these games on pc is most interesting.. 1.pes 2013 2,pes 2015 3.pes 2016
Which one should i get 4 my system
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 3rd May 2016 by teemanbastos(m): 8:25pm On May 03, 2016
d match wan go haywire ni
EducationRe: Medical Students Write Exams In A.B.U Zaria This Way (Photo) by teemanbastos(m): 8:53am On May 03, 2016
this simply shows you"ve gat study..
I rep the No. 1
#OAU
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari,Dolapo Osinbajo, Bolanle At Olufunso Amosun’s 50th Birthday(photos by teemanbastos(m): 7:20am On May 03, 2016
Chai.. So Amosun's wife is 50... She looks 30! Money good o
PoliticsFayose Is An Ingrate, Says Bode George(punchng. com) by teemanbastos(op):
A former Deputy National
Chairman of the Peoples
Democratic Party, Chief Bode
George, has described Governor
Ayodele Fayose as an ingrate for
saying that he would not support
him (George) to become the
national chairman of the party.
George also slammed Fayose for
saying that PDP elders must take
the backstage in the party’s
affairs.


Speaking during an interview with
Channels Television on Sunday,
Fayose had blamed the loss of
the 2015 general election on the
elders of the party.
Fayose also dismissed the report
that he was supporting the acting
National Chairman of the PDP, Modu
Sheriff, so that he (Sheriff) could
pick him as his running mate when
Sheriff finally declares his
intention to run for the
presidency.


The Ekiti governor had said, “Chief
Bode George told me personally
that he wanted to be the national
chairman of the party, I told him
no, that I won’t support him. With
all due respect to the elderly
people in this party, they must
take the backstage. People are
tired of seeing the same old faces
again.”


But speaking in an interview with
our correspondent on Monday,
George said Fayose was opposing
the interest of the South-West in
the party, adding that his
comments showed that he was an
immature politician.
While stressing that the party
needed experienced and matured
leaders to pilot its affairs,
George said age was not a
barrier to good leadership but an
asset.


He said the National Chairman of
the All Progressives Congress,
Chief John Odigie-Oyegun, was
older than him.
George said if the chairmanship
position was eventually zoned to
the South-West, he would consult
with family and friends on
whether or not to contest, adding
that politics was not a do-or-die
affair.


“The kind of chairman the PDP
needs is someone that has
integrity, one that is trusted and
established,” he said.
George added, “Fayose spoke very
immaturely during the interview.
For him to have said that the
founding fathers of the party
should take the backstage in the
party’s affairs was very
disgusting and self-deceitful. I
actually told him at an old
meeting of the party that if the
chairmanship of the PDP was zoned
to the South-West, that I would
show interest. He told me he had
heard.


“Fayose is an ingrate because
when the world was against him
during his first term in office, God
used me to give him support. I
contributed N250,000 to purchase
his campaign clothes. We must
defend the interest of Yoruba
because we have been sidelined in
the party’s leadership for too
long. Fayose and Senator Buruji
Kashamu cannot continue to decide
for the Yoruba people in the PDP.”
George also said Fayose lied that
South-West PDP leaders did not
show interest in contesting the
national chairmanship position.
He added that Fayose’s claim that
he reached out to Senator Bode
Olajumoke to contest the
chairmanship position was not
true.


He said, “Fayose claims to be a
Christian. Let him go and read the
book of Micah, chapter 7, from
verse 1-10 to learn more about
leadership. Many people showed
interest from the South-West,
even Prof. Tunde Adeniran showed
interest. Bode (Olajumoke) knows
that Fayose is playing around.
Bode and I discussed because we
are friends.”


Www. Punchng. Com
PoliticsRe: Mass Defection Hits PDP In Ondo.. by teemanbastos(m): 6:22am On Apr 30, 2016
most of these defectors are hungry people seeking governorship ticket.
When the APC governorship tickets contestant are over 40 and over 70% are ex-PDP then you begin to wonder..meanwhile I expect a mass defection back to PDP when Tinubu singlehandedly picks his candidate(likely Rotimi Akeredolu)..
9ja politicians no get shame..!!
Nairaland GeneralWhy Do Marriages Fail? by teemanbastos(op): 5:54am On Apr 30, 2016
Well Nairalanders..I was just thinking..why do marriages fail?
Is it mainly bkos of the foundation or what?
Nowadays divorce cases are regularly being filed in courts then you wonder why? Yet when these couples were in their early years of marriage..they did things together but suddenly things broke appart..is that suppose to be so? That means they never loved themselves..obviously both were attracted to one another maybe facially or bkos of voice or physique etc.
Then isnt it stupidity when you commit to a partner you know you"ll cheat on?
I'm a christian and The Bible repeatedly emphasized on husbands loving wives and vice versa.. Surprisingly..marriages conducted in churches break up after 2 or 3 years..abi is divorce an endtime occurrence?
So Nairalanders..what's the cause?
Pls advise the singles cool like me?!

Cc:lalasticlala
RomanceRe: What Will You Do In This Situation,she Is A Snake(picture) by teemanbastos(m): 8:54am On Apr 23, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
but there's no ATM across the street..
use P. O. S

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