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uwa1:
I just can't understand the kind of spirit that's has entered this man...

end time spirit

Itz ur cross na... Bear it
My advise is.... Pls wait till she finally wrecks you

It depends if he wishes to work with it... Collect am but if you doing fine now, then why bother? Isn't educational achievements over-rated in Nigeria ? Now a university degree is enough

cremedelacreme:

weda true or false.. The story funny die

To Package urself no be crime....
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*Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)


*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)


*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager(OACM)


*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)


*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)


*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)


*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)


*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)


*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)


*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)


*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)


*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)


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*Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)


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Enjoy your weekend.

Is it the name or the life?
Many go to church yet the moral decadence is high.
All these people that expose their bodies, all these unmarried engaging in pre-marital sex.
All these chasing person ambitions.
All these chasing money.
All these backsliders(the since-everyone-does-it-then-its-right crooners)

They all surely call themselves crooners.
Yet as it were in the days of noah, so shall it be...

JESUS CHRIST predicted all what is happening now, sin will abound, yet those that live the life not those that profess will make it.


The Christians so called bribe, steal, the married sleeping with other people's wived, the unmarried sleeping with themselves and itx now a norm.
Back then Christians weren't many yet no one was proud to say i am a thief, adulterer, sex worker etc... Yet morality was great then... But now you see Christians getting plenty and immorality abounding.

Its d life not the name

Wow... Even money wey dey for bank.. Dem dey steal talk less of cheques.. Hmm

Hope it would be used in the right way and not to be politically used

I love her die... Happy birthday nse

A jonathanian definitely wrote this

Crieff:
What's this called:

Elevenplets? Or hexonoplets?

;Dlwkmd...

some people are lucky...
but if na 9ja,na tragiocomic news he go be.. headline will be like 'HUSBAND ABSCONDS AFTER WIFE MIRACULOUSLY GAVE BIRTH TO 11PIKINS' ;DGod help Us

hypocrites! when he was there....why didn't they so?

He fit talk say he no sign any cheque in office

Wow!

nnachukz:
Op are you talking about the analogue president?

c dis hater :d .
Carry go PRESIDENTO MUHAMMADU OKECHUKWU BUHARIOSKY

Hope she gets a good hubby and not a gold-digger

Bad

laurel03:
So many bad things happen everyday in 9ja...

God will deliver us

Nawa o Nigeria.... Where wealthy 'thieves' are made Senators and poor 'thieves' are sentenced to jails..

Yet we have a judicial system?

Sometimes I wonder why people fight themselves over these people... Friends become enemies over who they are getting and gaining anything from?

SeverusSnape:
But the propagandists said he was arrested by EFCC.

wetin you dey talk... In Nigeria the poor are arrested.. The rich are 'invited'

propzncribz:
Nigerians and taking pictures. It's baffling that instead of them to be remorseful or feel pity for the victims of accidents, they laugh while taking pictures. When it's their own turn, may people takes pictures too.

what do you expect? Some are on n'land and want their topic to hit fp

neolboy:
Mumu govornor who reason thru his stinking anus

sorry ehn..

Great piece by reuben... Power attracts friends indeed...

What a life! God have mercy.. This is a huge lesson to all in whatever areas of life.
Not all friends in times of plenty are really friends.

When I saw the headline.. I laughed.. Would he accept the charge before ni?

Can we then say the likes of those being nominated now are outstanding? I beg to disagree sir..! Maybe you didn't look the right places..

Altho i will say that our youths nowadays have been insincere... Starting from our NANS to our students union executives who really have been disappointing..

But i will say that that is not enough reasons... U didn't jes search well.. But what searching did you now do for about 4 mnths?

Hmmm... God help! I attend ajepako, he attend British international.. But we are in the same university..

Well.. Before i start typing, i wish to say that this is my opinion.

Well.. What is governance? Governance is a system by which a political system is ruled.
Well.. I move to ekiti state..
After the ascension of Ayodele fayose to the government house... I will say that ekiti state has seen more of the governor than the well-being of the governed..

For a governor who goes everywhere with his camera men to take pictures of every other activity he does to attract cheap praise is really baffling.. Today he is addressing thugs.. Tomorrow it is this or that.. Just to show that he is a 'man of the people'.. Really interesting.. But is that governance?

Some lines are meant to be drawn... Or is it when fayose loses his value b4 peoples' eyes before he realises?
As an executive governor.. There are things that must nd must not been done.. For fayose to be claiming 'closeness to the people' as governance is a political error.. Itz true that the people got you in there but you are put there to help solve problems than continue to play games with ekiti people.

Yet we see some people on this forum claiming 'world best governor' or so.. These people are not even indigenes.. What have the indigenes gained.. Have the education, health, sector improved in ekiti? Or are we only interested in "fayose addresses okada riders" .. " fayose does dis" only to be called "man of the people".

Did FASHOLA do all this? Yet FASHOLA is respected anywhere.. Or if fayose is to takeover the affairs of lagos state imagine how it will be... We'v gat think.. We shouldn't be blinded by falsehoods...

Things should be done right.... Ekiti can't continue jes like this...
We need more than a legacy-less government been run.
God bless Ekitiketes
God bless Ekiti
God bless Nigeria

End times... Iniquities abounding

op na clown.... Chai.
Op u need holy cane

Glory be to god... Even tho' we dnt c the mind, we c only the face