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This country is now fast becoming the modern "sodom and Gomorrah"
dnt they have Moralists or genuine christians ni?
#operationRESCUEkenya
but are they ready to rescue demselves?
#satanicImmoralATTACKS on kenya

Buhari is working

kaseshi:
m ok

how preparations for resumption na

kaseshi:
finally a coursmate..thought i was the only chem eng stud on this thread..wadup?

m cool and you?

Choose oau.. Choose patience.
Any newly chemical engineering student in d house?

Bae

I need cash o... Pls anyone on nairaland who has any 50000naira he no dey use again. May e holla me

Endtime

Hello.. Pls if you wish to employ a young school leaver as a sales rep or teacher.. Mention me. Tanks

oganology33:
I wonder how many Nigerians will make it till 2018if this madness & lack of bright economic policies continues.

i will

E make

He will only stop writing if all the students writing waec pass ..

While the e-criminals keep on running to courts to quash charges cos "they were not properly briefed before arraignment".

Court- after your term as governor, shey you receive salary.. Guilty or not?
SUSPECT- THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE, I WASN'T BRIEFED BEFORE ARRAIGNMENT.,.

;d suspect starts running to courts cos e no fit answer simple question

Meanwhile her colleagues here are showing their new bags, shoes and cars.. That doesn't benefit anybody except creating jealousy and envy.

Thumbs up Yvonne.

Isn't it time Fayose faces what he was elected for? All these is gradually becoming stale and dry.. Stop putting Nigerians to shame just as you did in your China "import and export conference"

Lies can travel for years.. It takes only a day for the truth to overtake it.

They say... You said you will fight corruption but which corruption is being foughr?

Again after saraki is being quizzed.. They say.. This is witch hunting..


Then what do dese ppl want?

And dem dey happy? endtime? #SMH

Wen i see the writeup yesterday.. Me sef dey smile..
The fact is that you dnt easily think of somethings when under pressure.. Like when a dog wan attack you... Na usain bolt u go turn immediately.. Lol.
Iffu get dog 4 your house.. I no dey come o

Nigerians may stone Buhari in the next six months – Apostle Johnson Suleman

Shortly after defending why his prophecies on the General elections failed to come to pass, Apostle Suleiman in the interview with Punch newspaper, made a disturbing statement concerning the president elect, Muhammad Buhari.
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Hear him.

[b]“Let me say this to you. In the next six months, people may stone Buhari. The reason I’m saying this is because the expectation is too high.
Nigerians expect Buhari to put gold on their tables. Two, the large chunk of followership Buhari has are youths and young people and they are impatient. Young people don’t believe in progressive change, they want change.

When they say change, they see a new picture. And Buhari has been talking from the two sides of the mouth. During campaign, he told us Boko Haram would be a thing of the past. Now, you are President-elect, you are saying people shouldn’t expect a miracle. Are you a pastor? If I wanted a miracle worker, won’t I bring a Mallam or a miracle worker?

When you were being voted for, we were not voting for a pastor, so don’t tell us about miracles. Like I said, Jonathan will be seen as a hero very soon because that’s the Nigerian story. Anybody who they feel is not doing well, get him out. The next few minutes, they miss this person. If by September, there is still a blink in power, people will start abusing Buhari. You said you were going to do this.
Two, who are Buhari’s footmen, the large chunk are ex-PDP people and of course you know, many are still defecting. Nigerian politicians are the most shameless people (I know); they can’t bear hunger. They are defecting now to lobby for offices. If you should check the people around the man, it gives you an idea of where the man is heading. If you check the agenda, listen to their campaign, it wasn’t about issues, it was about personality. Change this man! And I wanted us to talk about what the issues are, brainstorm to make things better.

I heard he had a five-hour meeting behind closed doors with President Jonathan. He has now seen the reality of how deep the issues are and it has now dawned on him that the man sitting there was actually managing to survive. That is one thing about leadership. When the ball is passed to you, you realise it’s deeper than you think. So I do not see change in Nigeria. The only change I see is we have a breath of fresh air, a new government. To say there will be instant change in Nigeria, I doubt. We are praying as Christians and believers. It doesn’t matter what the enemy is trying to do in Nigeria, as believers, we know that the will of God will be done.”he stated.[/b]

source :



https://www.nairaland.com/2276273/suleiman-nigerians-may-stone-buhari

God has played his part...but are human beings playing theirs?

Ibinabo should simply be bold enough to admit some things and apologise.

The dead is gone.
Falling is not the problem but unwillingness to stand is.

D op.. U berra go find work do

.... Only in Nigeria.. The "so-called differences" should have been resolved before taking actions...
But i am 90% sure the "differences" were resolved by "kudi " Godddey!

The General Superintendent of the Deeper Christian life Ministry, Pastor W. F Kumuyi has said that Tithing is still relevant today and no man can cancel it. The Cleric while speaking today in a broadcast across the country on 'complete restoration of all Tithes into his sanctuary' said "some false prophets today say that Tithing is of the law and should be scrapped but that is false. The pastor said that Abraham started Tithing, Jacob continued Tithing, moses commanded, Jesus commended it and finally None can cancel Tithing"
The Pastor enjoined members to also pay their tithes to the Church than pay elsewhere so as to cater for the needs of The church and also pay for its full time workers.
The pastor who read from Malachi 3 v 10 also said that God gives without measure to those that give liberally to him.


Cc:lalasticlala.

'Tithes and offerings' are working

I received the text below from phone number 07037198374. Please read.

Dear Customer,Due to the BVN validation in compliance with CBN bank directives, your ATM card has been De_activated call our help line on 08135612171 now.

I promptly called the guy and below is the abridged version of our conversation.

Me: Hello sir, you just sent me a text message.
The Man: oh my God, you just received our message and you called! So you're affected by the BVN problem?
Me: you said my ATM is deactivated?
The man: which bank are you using?
Me: Which of my ATM is deactivated?
The Man: Which bank are you using?
Me: You deactivated my ATM so you know which one you deactivated.
The Man: OK, you are using First Bank?
Me: No sir, I don't use them.
The Man: Oh my God it is Access bank.
Me: Sorry Sir, I don't use Access.
The Man. What of GTB
Me: No sir, I actually use Unity bank. You know it was formally Bank of the North.
The Man. Ohhhhh. Unity has been having problems. What's your account number?
Me: I don't know, can't remember off hand. I have about 5 bank accounts.
The Man: Take out your ATM let me check my system for you.
Me: Which bank are you working with?
The Man: CBN
Me: Sir, I don't have account with the CBN.
The Man: We are the head of all banks in Nigeria. We control banks from our office.
Me: What's your name sir.
The Man: Ahhhhh mmmmm John. Which ATM do you have with you now?
Me. The one your father gave me.
The man: My father?
Me: Yes, your lazy father that gave birth to a petty thief. Go and look for work.

The line went dead. But I was not done yet. So I called him back.

The Man: Hello.
Me: I am not done with you yet. don't hang your phone on me. I will surely castrate you. You can't speak good English and you're working with the CBN.

The man: Your father!!!!

The phone went off and was switched off too.
Kindly warn your friends not to disclose their banking details to anybody on the phone. It could save a life.

Pls. Share.

Beware of 419.....................copied from another platform.

Cc:lalasticlala

DeMekus:
You're not alone. I must drink Coke everyday or.. I don't know.

one bottle dey my front now God help us

Oyin93:
me too o,especially coca cola...drink it everyday

lwkmd

Hi nairalanders, ... Pls help me, I take soft drinks everyday... I know the implications but I feel overcome by it.
Any idea on how to stop this..
I know there are many people in my shoes.
Please advices.

We should also send away the Americans that aff taken over jobs.. Nigerians should have.