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Christianity EtcRe: Is Masturbating With Images Of Your Spouse In Your Head A Sin? by teemy(m): 8:38am On May 08, 2015
[quote author=Hila12 post=33529840][/quote]i totally agree that some get themselves out of the line when other people's images get into and settle into their minds during periods of pleasure like calling out an ex's name or utilizing porn.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Masturbating With Images Of Your Spouse In Your Head A Sin? by teemy(m): 7:10am On May 08, 2015
Hila12:
Very interesting comments above!

But since it is almost impossible to sustain an ereection let alone masturbate without such immoral thought, imagination or even pornography acting as a romantic fuel, masturbation becomes sin!

It is sin because we defile our body when we unclad and bleep all manners of women in our minds, women who we are not married to (Jesus called this adultery).

Secondly, it is sin because we selfishly alter God's inseparable plan of sexual pleasure leading to procreation. In other words, we basically tell God 'to hell with the kids, all I want is a good bleep'....that right there is being selfish! God sees your 'all about me' and self-centred attitude.

Masturbation is a short cut to adultery, it teaches us we can have sex with so many partners in our minds and still call ourselves good Christians. Who is fooling who?
I understand your points but within the context of the op's question the spouse is the one being mentioned. The average adult thinks about sex 3-5 times daily and there is obviously no one that has not once in a while skipped thoughts to other fellows but we just drive our thoughts back before they grow roots else we would be in violation of Jesus' standard and this not even masturbation involved. As long as one'e thoughts is towards one's spouse I believe the area is secure within the area of marriage. It is not a sin if one's sexual desire/lust is to one's partner. We do the very same things during intercourse, only some are using distance as a new yardstick to measure sin.

On your second point Paul regards sex between married couples as regular sexual relations. Not all the time is sex to create kids and I would say that the purpose of filling up the earth has long been achieved as we have crossed into the overpopulation threshold.

If we take on Onan's story we would see the case of a man that has sex with his brother's wife whom he married and refused to give her babies by spilling semen on the ground because the kids from that woman would be regarded as his dead brothers'. A warning to let us know that chop and clean mouth with our partners is not right before God as we are both supposed to be happy about the deed. This covers areas like husbands that rape their wives and so on.
BusinessRe: Why Can’t The Government Just Print More Money? by teemy(m): 7:11pm On May 07, 2015
Consider the case of the United States. Let’s suppose the United States decides to increase the money supply by mailing every man, woman, and child an envelope full of money. What would people do with that money? Some of that money will be saved, some might go toward paying off debt like mortgages and credit cards, but most of it will be spent. I know the first thing I’d do is go down to Walmart and buy an Xbox or PlayStation 2 (if you have an opinion of which I should buy e-mail me by using the feedback form).

I’m not going to be the only one who runs out to buy an Xbox. This presents a problem for Walmart. Do they keep their prices the same and not have enough Xboxes to sell to everyone who wants one, or do they raise their prices?

The obvious decision would be to raise their prices. If Walmart (along with everyone else) decides to raise their prices right away, we would have massive inflation, and our money is now devalued. Since we’re trying to argue this won’t happen, we’ll suppose that Walmart and the other retailers don’t increase the price of Xboxes. For the price of Xboxes to hold steady, the supply of Xboxes will have to meet this added demand. If there are shortages, certainly the price will rise, as consumers who are denied an Xbox will offer to pay a price well in excess of what Walmart was formerly charging.
http://economics.about.com/cs/money/a/print_money.htm

Suppose an economy produces £10 million worth of goods. e.g. 1 million books at £10 each.
If the government doubled the money supply, we would still have 1 million books but people have more money. Demand for books would rise and firms would push up prices.
The most likely scenario is that if money supply was doubled. we would have 1 million books sold at £20. The economy is now worth £20 million rather than £10 million. But, the number of goods is exactly the same.
We can say that the increase in GDP is a money illusion. – True you have more money, but if everything is more expensive, you are not any better off.
In this simple model, printing more money has made goods more expensive, but hasn’t change the quantity of goods.
http://www.economicshelp.org/blog/634/economics/the-problem-with-printing-money/

In the days of Idi Amin, Uganda took the risk of printing new money to bail that country’s economy out of the doldrums. The exercise backfired so catastrophically, it has taken Museveni over two decades to right the disastrous consequences.

Robert Mugabe’s Zimbabwe is still stewing in the fire of economic wreckage which was exacerbated by the decision of that country’s Central Bank to print new money for the economy to bounce back. Each time Zimbabwe printed new money, the country’s currency drops in value. Today the Zimbabwean dollar can buy nothing anywhere in the world except in bales of the currency to buy a hamburger.
- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2009/09/printing-more-money-can-backfire/#sthash.OLmeLTW5.dpuf
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2009/09/printing-more-money-can-backfire/

Everyone in Zimbabwe during its hyperinflation were under severe pressure unlike anything they had ever experienced. The government had increasingly turned to rampant money printing as a funding alternative and as this newly printed money made its way into the markets prices began to rapidly rise.

As inflation skyrocketed, it placed unique pressures on businesses – revenue that companies made couldn’t compensate for the cost of restocking more expensive supplies later. This margin pressure is common in high inflation environments: the net result was that businesses began to close down. By 2006, all stores had emptied. Prices hurtled higher due to an even greater scarcity of goods and society morphed into a barter economy.
http://www.moneyweb.co.za/uncategorized/the-zimbabwe-lesson-dont-print-money/
Christianity EtcRe: Is Masturbating With Images Of Your Spouse In Your Head A Sin? by teemy(m): 6:31pm On May 07, 2015
oyin17:
Hmmm....I was thinking it was a sin before but now things have changed. if masturbation is the only option then do it. Christianity is somehow boring to me these days.
Eliminating religion in this present world makes a lot of lawlessness abound. However in a country like Nigeria with so much religious people who are hyprocrites a big turnaround it would be if worshippers really followed and practiced what is being preached. Pele dear, you need to find your purpose in the fold. Seek the truth and when you do find it, sell it not.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Masturbating With Images Of Your Spouse In Your Head A Sin? by teemy(m): 6:28pm On May 07, 2015
orieoda:
...If U like, have the pix of Holy Mary + dat of ur wife in ur head while masturbating....Masturbation is a sin!!!
Based on?
Christianity EtcRe: Is Masturbating With Images Of Your Spouse In Your Head A Sin? by teemy(m): 6:17pm On May 07, 2015
Right from inside the garden of eden God made two of man's greatest appetites available in surplus. Food and sex. I wonder why some would not let married people consumate their union in peace. Those that do not get the best out of theirs enjoy being hurdle-makers for others.

If masturbating would have been a sin then all men and women are quilty. Women rub to get wet and men stroke to get erect and the bible would not have been silent on it.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Masturbating With Images Of Your Spouse In Your Head A Sin? by teemy(m): 6:11pm On May 07, 2015
Dotwillis1:
Either with your spouse's image on your head or any other way, Masturbating act is a sin!
From any religious scripture drop a quotation.

A a young believer I used to think wearing a multi coloured shirt was a sin based on a spiritual leader said so. The scriptures abound for all to discover the truth from.

Let us not put on weights on others too heavy to bear especially when there is no verification for this. Sex as God wants it stays within the marriage institution. From thoughts to words and actions.
RomanceRe: Motives For Marriage by teemy(m): 6:04pm On May 07, 2015
For me it was
1. Sex (when at age 27 my sensuality blossomed I knew I had to find solace)
2. To take care of her
3. Someone to call my home (everyone goes home after the day's work, could be a place or a person)
Christianity EtcRe: Is Masturbating With Images Of Your Spouse In Your Head A Sin? by teemy(m): 6:01pm On May 07, 2015
Now on spousal issues and masturbating I would say this. When trying to get it up before entry you probably stroke it. Now that is the very act of masturbating. Distance is now what some in error have put as a yardstick to determine if it is a sin or not. For a married couple I believe anything goes as long as it stays between them.

Matt 5:28 but I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart

I seriously doubt it is adultery if it is your wife/hubby you sexually lust after.
FamilyYour 'It Almost Happened' Story - Family by teemy(op):
...and lesson lesson learnt

Inspired by Ellidude's https://www.nairaland.com/1577841/how-destroyed-life-sex-31st story and several others I decided to open this thread so others can learn the various faces of seduction and how to keep on the alert whilst avoiding these pitfalls. For those that feel they are superman/woman they should know that even a pregnant woman still gets hit on as long as she is still good looking. Even the the bible puts it that Resist the devil and he he will flee from you but says flee youthful lust enough to let us know that it is a very strong force to be reckoned with being toxic to the one who wants progress in life. Religious places and work are grounds for seduction.

My story

While making new friends I went visiting this young woman and she asked me a should we give taxes to ceasar question. The type you cannot say a yes or no to without getting into trouble. I had just been telling her about keeping the cleavage hidden in good covers and she said her boyfriend loves it like that. She now asked what I would feel seeing it. If I said I could not be moved and she wanting to know my reaction decided to go topless or if I had said I would have been moved and she said we should go with the flow eitherway a direct answer would have meant trouble. Anyways I circumvented my answer and and she did not pester me on and I headed out soon after.

A day or two later I had a dream that having anything to do with her would have cost my my life or my eternity. Fast forward to about a month later I met her ex boyfriend who told me that not knowing where they were going she once took him to a babalawo for the purpose of money rituals (which he didn't do). From her conversation with the babalawo he was able to deduce she was a regular with the man. Well I would say I got lucky.



Ellidude:
Some decisions are made out of Ignorance.. Certainly my case was more than just ignorance peer pressure almost added to my PRESAGED MISTAKE..

I met a lady online some two weeks ago [2yrs older than me] we got along so well..Like we were dating..She's more of a Nymphomaniac..

Knowing about this, i made a sex proposal to her and she accepted..

Seeming so excited, i made plans on how it would happen for its my first time of going to such extent of FOOLISHNESS ..

Since i stay with my parents, i knew their every activity and move as well as their schedules..And the 31st night would be one busy night for them..So we agreed to meet on the 31st night..

Leaving the consequences behind and focusing on the pleasure i got over excited about this adventure..

Behold, i soon came to find myself in a seminar..LUCKILY, THE TOPIC DISCUSSED WAS BASED ON SEX AND SEX ALONE..

Having noted the consequences and why its meant for only SPOUSES, i felt remorseful about my decision..

God willing, that same day [Two days before the day we decided to meet], i read a topic which talked about the dangers of early sex..

Touched by these two TOPICS, i gave up on my proposal to have SEX..

Still curious, i shared this with my friends..Some said there was nothing wrong about it but others DISAGREED STRONGLY AND PROFUSELY..With my own perception of wrong doings, I dropped it totally..

And finally i told her i couldn't do it..She asked why and i explained..

This is a story i shared for it maybe of help to someone who's having a similar thought in mind..

I keep wondering what saved me..
Someone else might just have a change of heart with your story. Share yours.

Wishing you well - Teemy
HealthRe: MouthAction Is ‘bigger Cause Of Throat Cancer Than Tobacco’ by teemy(m): 5:33pm On May 07, 2015
Elxandre:
Several NL girls viewing this topic wondering "to quit or not to quit"
It is a matter of deciding what to do with one's sexuality as STDs abound and I would say the more beautiful/handsome ones are more likely to have more sex and more risks. It does not matter if it was transmitted by mouth, genital or anus. If it is 'bought' it would stay as long as it is not cured.
HealthRe: MouthAction Is ‘bigger Cause Of Throat Cancer Than Tobacco’ by teemy(m): 5:28pm On May 07, 2015
ApexTitan:
In ancient times, intercourse was never really restricted to one man and one woman. Polygamy was the mainstay, concubines and harems were for the rich men. These were all commonplace even with religion.
True true but it stayed in the family.
RomanceYour 'It Almost Happened' Story - Romance by teemy(op):
...and lesson learnt

Inspired by Ellidude's https://www.nairaland.com/1577841/how-destroyed-life-sex-31st story and several others I decided to open this thread so others can learn the various faces of seduction and how to keep on the alert whilst avoiding these pitfalls. For those that feel they are superman/woman they should know that even a pregnant woman still gets hit on as long as she is still good looking. Even the the bible puts it that Resist the devil and he he will flee from you but says flee youthful lust enough to let us know that it is a very strong force to be reckoned with being toxic to the one who wants progress in life. Religious places and work are grounds for seduction.

My story

While making new friends I went visiting this young woman and she asked me a should we give taxes to ceasar question. The type you cannot say a yes or no to without getting into trouble. I had just been telling her about keeping the cleavage hidden in good covers and she said her boyfriend loves it like that. She now asked what I would feel seeing it. If I said I could not be moved and she wanting to know my reaction decided to go topless or if I had said I would have been moved and she said we should go with the flow eitherway a direct answer would have meant trouble. Anyways I circumvented my answer and and she did not pester me on and I headed out soon after.

A day or two later I had a dream that having anything to do with her would have cost my my life or my eternity. Fast forward to about a month later I met her ex boyfriend who told me that not knowing where they were going she once took him to a babalawo for the purpose of money rituals. From the conversation with the babalawo he was able to deduce she was a regular with the man. Well I would say I got lucky.



Ellidude:
Some decisions are made out of Ignorance.. Certainly my case was more than just ignorance peer pressure almost added to my PRESAGED MISTAKE..

I met a lady online some two weeks ago [2yrs older than me] we got along so well..Like we were dating..She's more of a Nymphomaniac..

Knowing about this, i made a sex proposal to her and she accepted..

Seeming so excited, i made plans on how it would happen for its my first time of going to such extent of FOOLISHNESS ..

Since i stay with my parents, i knew their every activity and move as well as their schedules..And the 31st night would be one busy night for them..So we agreed to meet on the 31st night..

Leaving the consequences behind and focusing on the pleasure i got over excited about this adventure..

Behold, i soon came to find myself in a seminar..LUCKILY, THE TOPIC DISCUSSED WAS BASED ON SEX AND SEX ALONE..

Having noted the consequences and why its meant for only SPOUSES, i felt remorseful about my decision..

God willing, that same day [Two days before the day we decided to meet], i read a topic which talked about the dangers of early sex..

Touched by these two TOPICS, i gave up on my proposal to have SEX..

Still curious, i shared this with my friends..Some said there was nothing wrong about it but others DISAGREED STRONGLY AND PROFUSELY..With my own perception of wrong doings, I dropped it totally..

And finally i told her i couldn't do it..She asked why and i explained..

This is a story i shared for it maybe of help to someone who's having a similar thought in mind..

I keep wondering what saved me..
Someone else might just have a change of heart with your story. Share yours.

Wishing you well - Teemy
HealthRe: MouthAction Is ‘bigger Cause Of Throat Cancer Than Tobacco’ by teemy(m):
Human papillomavirus (HPV) is a DNA virus from the papillomavirus family that is capable of infecting humans. Like all papillomaviruses, HPVs establish productive infections only in keratinocytes of the skin or mucous membranes. Most HPV infections are subclinical and will cause no physical symptoms; however, in some people subclinical infections will become clinical and may cause benign papillomas (such as warts [verrucae] or squamous cell papilloma), or cancers of the cervix, vulva, vagina, penis, oropharynx and anus. In particular, HPV16 and HPV18 are known to cause around 70% of cervical cancer cases.

Transmission: Prenatal, Genital infections, Hands, Shared objects, Blood, Surgery

Oral infection

A review of scientific studies in healthy subjects has found carcinogenic HPV in 3.5% of the study's subjects and HPV16 in 1.3%. Men have higher prevalence of oral HPV than women.

Oral HPV infection is associated with HPV-positive oropharyngeal cancer. Odds of oral HPV infection increases with the number of recent MouthAction partners or open-mouthed kissing partners. Nonsexual oral infection through salivary or cross transmission is also plausible.

Hands

Studies have shown HPV transmission between hands and genitals of the same person and sexual partners. Hernandez tested the genitals and dominant hand of each person in 25 couples every other month for an average of 7 months. She found 2 couples where the man's genitals infected the woman's hand with high risk HPV, 2 where her hand infected his genitals, 1 where her genitals infected his hand, 2 each where he infected his own hand, and she infected her own hand. Hands were not the main source of transmission in these 25 couples, but they were significant.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_papillomavirus

More than just throat cancer

HPV in this context is just an STD virus like HIV transmitted via sexual unions especially if protection is not utilized. Another reason to encourage fidelity and monogamous unions. More exes, more risks and those with strings of sex buddies are putting themselves more at risk. In ancient times surely religion's commandments of limiting intercourse to the marriage cabal really helped restrict the transmission of sexual diseases especially in a world of limited scientific knowledge.
BusinessRe: Shippyme Customer Care Thread On Nairaland by teemy(m): 3:56pm On May 07, 2015
Catlanta:
Hello,
You can not edit the delivery address yourself after placing a booking. You will need to send us a mail for this request. Please state in the mail your preferred option and the address you want to change to and we will have it updated. Please note that you will be charged for Local Freight. And the booking quoted has already been assigned to batch leaving the US. Hence send this details as soon as possible.
Thank you.
I had already dropped a message at the message centre since the day payment was made and as at a few minutes ago no one has responded nor any notification that someone even saw my message. I just got off the phone with 08035518071 and hope he would be able to make the changes. Please have your support people regularly checkup on feedback as well as reply to them (in understandable words).

Wishing you well - Teemy

P.S What is the ETA since it has now been Assigned to Batch?
BusinessRe: Shippyme Customer Care Thread On Nairaland by teemy(m):
I can't find where on the invoice I can make the adjustments. I dropped a message centre in line with the new address on shippyme site but am yet to get a reply. S1505050416
RomanceRe: "I Love You" And "I'm In Love With You" What Is The Difference? by teemy(m): 7:42am On May 07, 2015
i believe the order starts from 'i love you' to 'i am go love with you'. e.g "girl/guy i love you. you're da bomb". if in doubt ask those in the friendzone.
BusinessRe: Shippyme Customer Care Thread On Nairaland by teemy(m):
Hi Catlanta, irohadis as for delivery from shippyme US address, can I edit delivery address to mine or must it arrive your lagos address first? Thank you.
EventsRe: Photo Of The Day-why Is She Doing This To Herself? by teemy(m): 8:33am On May 03, 2015
what if she was told to show how she would go about serving her husband his food? some kneel to give hubby food on that day. this could just be a little more. it is not out of place for motherless home workers to serve on their birthdays.
EducationRe: Is It Illegal To Buy Dead Bodies In Nigeria? by teemy(m): 3:31pm On May 01, 2015
it is mostly african sentiments. as long as my wife is down with it i see no reason not to commit my dead body to the furtherance of science and saving the lives of the living. lack of acts like this will create a black market as the op described.
WebmastersRe: Webmasters Enter Here If You Can Solve These PHP Questions... by teemy(m): 2:49pm On Apr 30, 2015
FRInteractives:
Question 1

Q: What is wrong with this query:
"SELECT *
FROM table WHERE id = $_POST
[ 'id' ]" ?
"SELECT * FROM table WHERE id = $_POST[ 'id' ]" ?
*******************************************************************
Q: What is the preferred way to write this if statement, and why?

if( 5 == $someVar ) or if( $someVar == 5 )
***********************************************************************
Q: Given this code:

function doSomething( &$arg )
{
$return = $arg;
$arg += 1;

return $return;
}
$a = 3;
$b = doSomething( $a );
...what is the value of $a and $b after the function call and why?

$b = 3 because it has the value of the of the inputed variable initial value. The $a was autoincremented after the return variable was assigned
$a = 4 as it has been autoincremented by 1. However only valid within the function ellse undefined if called outsie it.
NB. considering that &$arg is a typo

***********************************************************************
Question 4

Q: Consider these lines of codes:
//first code
$myVar = "I am Something";

$myVar .= "So Special";

echo "Do you Know $myVar";

And
//second code
$myVar = "I am Something";

$myVar .= "So Special";

echo 'Do you Know $myVar';

Now if you run these two codes in a Browser what will be the output?

The same Do you Know $myVar and not Do you Know I am SomethingSo Special
NB. There was no concatenation between string and assumed variable
GamingRe: Dante Vs Kratos Vs Dastan by teemy(m): 3:54pm On Apr 28, 2015
ghost1718:
sorry miss. I forgot use my eyeglasses to check. But the last time i checked only males are game freak
So you,ve never seen a babe whoop guys in soccer or street fighter. True that a small number of ladies love games but the ones that do tend to become baddos.
GamingRe: Dante Vs Kratos Vs Dastan by teemy(m): 11:22am On Apr 28, 2015
tochstorm:
news flash kratos killed hades and took his chain NEXT!!!!!
yesso. so you get the gist that kratos is dante's oga's killer.
GamingRe: Dante Vs Kratos Vs Dastan by teemy(m): 12:52am On Apr 28, 2015
if the persians would go to war they would pray to a god or gods. funny kratos is in that boys' club. damnit he even killed several of them including the chiefo zeus. it would have rested between kratos and dante but hades is dante's capone. THE END
GamingRe: Dante Vs Kratos Vs Dastan by teemy(m): 12:47am On Apr 28, 2015
in the underworld dante and kratos would feel at home, the prince can not afford to even visit not to talk of dying and tenanting there. immortal kratos can afford to make mistakes, the prince not even one. oh kratos even tagged the underworld king.
GamingRe: Dante Vs Kratos Vs Dastan by teemy(m): 12:41am On Apr 28, 2015
but ran like hell when a real badass from the underworld came along. dante and kratos kill these for fun. as god of speed hermes grants that power to mortals but once that fell into the hands of kratos i wonder if the prince can match that.
GamingRe: Dante Vs Kratos Vs Dastan by teemy(m): 12:37am On Apr 28, 2015
starting with history told by the movie a spartan soldier is superior to persian soldier. to be captain of these men is by merit not by nigerian politics of man know man. by magic gone wrong the prince fought mainly the undead formerly living men
CultureRe: Is There Any Danger In Sleeping With A Widow When Her Hubby Has Not Been Buried? by teemy(m):
While there is no statutory period for a widow before she remaries a period of honour should at least be observed in respect for the dead. The yournger they are the earlier it is also adviced they remarry. Some cultures might delay burial for one reason or the other but if this is getting too long I feel the widow is not out of place to seek comfort in the arms of a new husband.

However, they also serve as seduction spots for condolence visitors as in their period of grief they tend to be very emotional and get easily carried away in the presence of one who cares for their plight. A rethink of the Halle Berry's movie Monstar's ball shares a proof of this. Clergymen and male friends should be wary of private one on one visitations.

But if she is remarried I see no reason for her not to copulate with her new hubby. The dead have no more dealings with the living.
WebmastersRe: The Html Code For The Naira ₦ Is by teemy(op): 6:11pm On Apr 23, 2015
if you do find the bbc for the naira do let us know. cheers
RomanceRe: To Hit Or Not To Hit! by teemy(m): 4:53pm On Apr 23, 2015
As men we are meant to wipe away their tears and fears. Rather than do the opposite it is safer to just let go peacefully and be a friend. A few quotes from sanji of one-piece

http://www.less-real.com/quotes/search/Sanji

That's no way to treat a lady!

A real man is someone who forgives a woman for her lies!

I'll never kick a woman, even if I die!

Men who can't wipe away the tears from a women's eyes, aren't real men.

WebmastersRe: The Html Code For The Naira ₦ Is by teemy(op): 4:24pm On Apr 23, 2015
tohero:
Thanks bozz.

If I may ask,

Does it works on all browsers? I meant the browser compatibility.
Sure, just as © works for the copyright symbol.
WebmastersRe: The Html Code For The Naira ₦ Is by teemy(op): 4:17pm On Apr 23, 2015
ewizard1:
Nice one OP...

Please, i am not a coder buy can always do some magic in HTML Codes. I used to design Blogger Blogs, use an external theme , go into the code and change some stuffs i need to. With the help of few searches.

-= My question =-
How do i change the $ Dollar Sign to the Naira sign in an external HTML Blogger theme i download to use for a eCommerce site.

Hope my question is clear?

Thanks.
just place the ₦ code at the location you want it to appear same as how you use the © for copyright. Cheers

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