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HealthRe: A Simply Applied Method To Getting Pregnant - Worked For Me by teemy(op): 5:34pm On Aug 21, 2014
createmag: This explaination is detailed so na the candle carriage be this ok
What about incase of a tight cervix and does sperm dissolve?
The method actually caters for those with tight cervices so that by the 10-15 mins time the sperm 'disolves' and the woman is in that slanted position, it can now flow jejely through the cervix straight into the uterus unlike when the thick sperm would not be allowed in when he cums, everyone gets up and go clean up instantly.
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by teemy(m):
Chyvia: welcome back all the old mamas. I thank God for the peaceful house
we have now. This shows that God will surely see us through this year
2014 especially this August.
@teemy please which one is to carry the candle method
I edited the post and created new threads for it here

https://www.nairaland.com/1867738/simply-applied-method-getting-pregnant

https://www.nairaland.com/1867747/simply-applied-method-getting-pregnant
FamilyA Simply Applied Method To Getting Pregnant - Worked For Me by teemy(op):
I have a method I got online called 'carry the candle' and it has to do with how you have sex and it is just a simple method that makes use of gravity.

We all know the semen passes through the cervix (vagina to uterus passage) and then to the egg in the ovaries before fertilization takes place but if the passage of semen is not smooth, this process could be hindered especially if the woman has a tighened cervic. Atimes women that fall into this category would complain more if the penis hits the cervix wall during intercourse.

Biology Class
http://www.webmd.com/infertility-and-reproduction/guide/sperm-and-semen-faq?page=2
Amount and thickness of semen: The typical ejaculate is 2-6 milliliters (mL) of semen, or around a 1/2 teaspoon to 1 teaspoon. Less semen than that may not contain enough sperm to achieve a pregnancy. More semen than that could dilute the concentration of sperm. Semen should be thick to start with and become thinner 10 to 15 minutes after ejaculation. Semen that stays thick may make it difficult for sperm to move.

On Inverted Uteruses
http://americanpregnancy.org/womenshealth/tippeduterus.html

The Method
This is how it goes, while having sex, get a pillow and but it under your bum and stay that way for like 10 mins after he cums so that there would be a guaranteed passage through the cervix to the ovaries 'and stay in' by the time the sperm 'disolves'. At the point of ejaculating, men have a desire to keep on thrusting but in this case he has to hold himself at this point and when he is about to come, get his penis as much as possible at the vagina end touching the cervix as much as possible and cums in that position so it is just as if giving the semen only one way to escape (in the slanted position) and not stay in the vagina but moves through the cervix to the ovaries.

Some women have inverted uteruses so, this should be done in in reverse: front on the bed and pillow at the base of stomach and every other step remains the same.

Personally, I discovered my wife would not take in without this method. So now we have a BBB and no need for secondary contraception grin Looking forward to hearing your testimony.

I hope this info makes more women happy mothers soon. Cheers.

Wishing you well - Teemy
HealthA Simply Applied Method To Getting Pregnant - Worked For Me by teemy(op):
I have a method I got online called 'carry the candle' and it has to do with how you have sex and it is just a simple method that makes use of gravity.

We all know the semen passes through the cervix (vagina to uterus passage) and then to the egg in the ovaries before fertilization takes place but if the passage of semen is not smooth, this process could be hindered especially if the woman has a tighened cervic. Atimes women that fall into this category would complain more if the penis hits the cervix wall during intercourse.

Biology Class
http://www.webmd.com/infertility-and-reproduction/guide/sperm-and-semen-faq?page=2
Amount and thickness of semen: The typical ejaculate is 2-6 milliliters (mL) of semen, or around a 1/2 teaspoon to 1 teaspoon. Less semen than that may not contain enough sperm to achieve a pregnancy. More semen than that could dilute the concentration of sperm. Semen should be thick to start with and become thinner 10 to 15 minutes after ejaculation. Semen that stays thick may make it difficult for sperm to move.

On Inverted Uteruses
http://americanpregnancy.org/womenshealth/tippeduterus.html

The Method
This is how it goes, while having sex, get a pillow and but it under your bum and stay that way for like 10 mins after he cums so that there would be a guaranteed passage through the cervix to the ovaries 'and stay in' by the time the sperm 'disolves'. At the point of ejaculating, men have a desire to keep on thrusting but in this case he has to hold himself at this point and when he is about to come, get his penis as much as possible at the vagina end touching the cervix as much as possible and cums in that position so it is just as if giving the semen only one way to escape (in the slanted position) and not stay in the vagina but moves through the cervix to the ovaries.

Some women have inverted uteruses so, this should be done in in reverse: front on the bed and pillow at the base of stomach and every other step remains the same.

Personally, I discovered my wife would not take in without this method. So now we have a BBB and no need for secondary contraception grin Looking forward to hearing your testimony.

I hope this info makes more women happy mothers soon. Cheers.

Wishing you well - Teemy
PoliticsRe: If You Want To Make Nigeria A Better Place, This Is The Right Thread by teemy(m): 4:00pm On Aug 21, 2014
slimfit1: Hello excuse you, what do you mean by step on unknown toe ?
especially by those that would not want to know why
PoliticsRe: If You Want To Make Nigeria A Better Place, This Is The Right Thread by teemy(m): 3:16pm On Aug 21, 2014
slimfit1: could you please identify where I called people names pls ?
Hi, mentioning a politically involved name could make this thread derailed especially by those that would not want to know why (Nairaland has become a mess in that area these last years). It would be just better to be broad and not misstep on an unknown toe.
PoliticsRe: Tambuwal’s Comment Unsettles Presidency by teemy(m): 12:49pm On Aug 21, 2014
emmasege: Tambuwal is a BIG FOOOL AND THIEFFF. He cooperated with the thiefnubus to steal the south west mandate. And instead of him to find a way of closing ranks with C-in-C, he's continually been an instrument in the hands of the Agbero People's Congress. Iwaju o se lo fun e mo, eyin o de se pada si. Olorun mu e, Aboki.
Pls refrain from name calling.
FamilyRe: Is A Party Really Necessary? by teemy(m): 12:15pm On Aug 21, 2014
I agree with the OP's views of not necessarily repainting heaving and earth all in the name of celebrations.

In our society where the 'bigness' of a person is being attributed to how much he/she can spend at a go without recourse to how such funds were gotten, it would seem as if the less 'affefelicious' ones are not well to do or atimes called stingy. At the same time if the occasion calls for it (and you have the money but not to a case of borrowing or crying after the party) by all means claim your forte. Different dishes for different folks.
PoliticsRe: Nyako's ADC Received N48 Million Monthly As Security Vote From LGAS by teemy(m): 12:09pm On Aug 21, 2014
anonimi: No wonder the LGAs cannot perform their functions in all our states.
Rather than the states allocating more money to the LGAs from their state-raised IGRs as provided by the constitution they are taking money from the LGAs shocked

Meanwhile gutters and drains will not be cleared, LGA roads will not be constructed nor maintained with roadside bushes cleared regularly, houses not numbered, streets not adequately named etc etc. Can one imagine how many youths will be gainfully employed doing these activities and making our communities attractive for enterprises to flourish and even more wealth plus IGR to be generated for all & sundry cool
Rather I blame the Local Governments that keep doling out such fund without requesting for accountability. It is a case of "wayo man wan die, wayo man burry am". A careful investigation would reveal their culpibility is linked to them also siphoning funds for their personal use (Chairmen) hence no one is asking questions.

If that sum was used for security i'e giving same to the police in the areas, by now the state should have been boasting of one of the best police force units in this area of the atlantic. The Chairmen, councillors just didn't care for their people enough.
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by teemy(m): 11:09am On Aug 21, 2014
udoka2: @teemy
We tried your carry the candle method, the reversed method yesternite,really enjoyed it grin will be adopting the two methods this cycle. Something must happen this month :Dby God's grace
My Dh is now reading this forum, good for my ttc, he read genbuhari post and has willingly started taking wellman that l bought last year that he sturbornly refused to take. Though his SA is ok, l believe it can be better
Sprinkling baby dust everywhere here!

@champs
Its still early don't give up yet.
How far with the results? By the way, I discovered my wife would not take in without this method. So now we have a BBB and no need for secondary contraception grin Looking forward to hearing your testimony.
PoliticsRe: If You Want To Make Nigeria A Better Place, This Is The Right Thread by teemy(m): 11:03am On Aug 21, 2014
slimfit1: Tell jeg to sell those refineries he promised to build and repair our refineries we are yet to see his promises.
Sorry dear but there are more than enough threads for name calling, this one is on the way forward. Please contribute along that line. Your view is appreciated.
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by teemy(m): 11:00am On Aug 21, 2014
OmolodMilkman93: When Naruto ends, u can start dat.....
Thanks for the recommendation. I am already considering an internship with the master of weird Stephen Sommers.
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by teemy(m): 10:19am On Aug 21, 2014
Mutaino7: seems u av 4gotten dat obito attained so6p level when he bcame d juubi jin..so kakashi saying rikudo shudnt be a surprise.
I disagree on that, the SO6P is different from Juubu jinchiruki level as he was already da Sage and in that state defeated and sealed the Juubi inside himself before being a jinchuriki. Naruto is the next SO6P.
PoliticsRe: Tambuwal’s Comment Unsettles Presidency by teemy(m): 9:59am On Aug 21, 2014
Tambuwal's political career is beautiful as it stands irregardless of which party he decides on joining . He just needs to manage it well.

priscaoge: Is PDP and APC only the political parties in Nigeriahuh
They are the best contenders for now.

While staying in PDP, the next contenders after waiting out Presisent Jonathan's tenure would be Ribadu, V.P Sambo and Tambuwal.

In APC since there is former V.P Atiku, Gov. Kwansakwo(sic) at the moment he would not stand a chance for the presidency until those two lose their ambition steam which is not guaranteed for the next 8 years. If APC had fielded a Tambuwal-Fashola awareness since, they would have stood a better chance than the PDP by now (muslim-muslim ticket would not be an issue with those two unlike the Buhari-Tinubu ticket who are perceived as extremists).

He however would do well to go for a governorship under any party and build credibility like Gov. Fashola and his presidential stance would be brighter. He would be be the continuance of the president Nigeria never had - Yaradua.
PoliticsRe: S A Based Gay Imam Over Sees Wedding Of Iranian Lesbian Couple. by teemy(m): 9:59am On Aug 21, 2014
The west has always found a way of having its ways in religion. They join as adherens and with time bring in their practices and since they are now members and it is in their land, you either play ball or pay taxes like a normal company that does not want government interference. It is a bait that always works. The Church was first on the agenda and now Islam is on the menu. If the leaders can take a stand together instead of in-fighting to keep and attract more members they only need enforce whatis in the Holy Book that says if you want to be an adheren you must follow the constitution. This is how they can keep the tenets of their faith.

In the U.S today to win a presidentioal election, you must be

Pro Women Rights
Pro homosexual Rights
Pro Abortion
Pro Gun

You get the jist. Why won't their wishes rule since they sponsored the rulers?
PoliticsRe: If You Want To Make Nigeria A Better Place, This Is The Right Thread by teemy(m): 9:39am On Aug 21, 2014
Onyegecha: Another solid fact is that an ordinary person cannot make much impact on the road to change. We must insist on our leaders being the right kind of persons and on creating a system that will not allow people to do whatever they like in positions of authority.

Asking the individual to change the society is just futile. What meaningful impact can he make when there is no bite in the laws of the land?
The question is how does one become a leader and the focus is creating good leaders to replace the ones who would not be good over time. BTW not all leaders started out on the road to being bad but something happened allong the way. Their mistakes should be learnt and avoided else history repeats itself.

Another thing is the the general poplulace is not even sincere with having a change but are comfortable with the status quo. What is the purpose of seeking change if change itself is not being desired? Mindset review is needed on a national level.

Paying the price of becoming a leader & letting the people know that their birthright is more than what they are squabling for.
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by teemy(m): 1:42am On Aug 21, 2014
Mutaino7: I found out why Kaguya
needs her Zetsu army ! And
her backstory !
Nice one!

When will someone make Ogboju ode ninu igbo irunmole (Forest of A Thousand Daemons) into a thriller?!
PoliticsRe: Doctors Shocked After Boy’s Hands Swell To Giant Proportions [see Photo] by teemy(m): 4:25pm On Aug 20, 2014
Noyt researching yet but I have my misgivings. How did the shirt wrist go over the hands while wearing it.
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by teemy(m): 8:30am On Aug 20, 2014
UchihaItachi: It was cool at the beginning, then they started abusing it. Brook is a musician, why does he know only that song? They need to know the occasion to use it..like after "thriller bark" and when they were leaving Fishman island, it carried emotion then. Not that whenever they need a song, they'll start "yo ho ho ho-ing"
That was his solace. For fifty years that was the song that carried the memories of his crew as that was their last song together when they all died, himself included. To brook, it was more than just a song also it was the song he shared with Laboon and waiting to sing that one song again with the former baby whale.
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by teemy(m): 6:03am On Aug 20, 2014
UchihaItachi: I like it too but they sang it too often during the period when Brook joined the straw hats and it became boring
For me it was not boring. Remember the various accompanyments the song had each time it was sang and considering the original singers ALL died while singing the song (pretty emotional).
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by teemy(m): 8:57pm On Aug 19, 2014
Jaymaestro: I think the EMS only amplifies its powers construct and forms not reducing its painful sensation cause the sensation increases as it develops 'maybe it stops at the final stage .
I'm sorry when I mentioned mastery ' I meant awakening both eyes powers and yes you would go blind without enhancements .
Like really? C'mon until you can show me a sharingan user on the streets refrain from making it real life. A sharingan user might suffice instead. lol
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by teemy(m): 8:49pm On Aug 19, 2014
Graviton2: ..and he rears his ugly head. Shebi I talk am. I no mention names in my earlier post but the person don already identify himself. The matter has been laid bare. grin
pickabeau1: ... You are the dude with an ugly head undecided undecided
Gomene mina, na me start that head rearing thingy.

TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by teemy(m): 8:42pm On Aug 19, 2014
Jaymaestro: This is utterly boring : what I have seen so far
It seems the afterlife is also another dimension :
The sharigan is based on Uchiha chakra awakening in their eyes and it's transcendental [exists outside space and time]
Susanoo is the manifestation of the user's chakra' it needs not EMS - Just mastery of the eyes abilities and powers and control .

We Just have to wait for the next chapter cause am confused .They are still speculations .

I do hope it doesn't become another plot no jutsu .
Word! Like where kakashi met with his dad when he died.
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by teemy(m): 8:41pm On Aug 19, 2014
UchihaItachi: Being a rubber man too much of an exaggeration? Then you need to meet "Brook"(yo ho ho ho ho)
I love that Bink's sake song.

onepiece.wikia.com/wiki/Binks'_Sake

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho ...
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by teemy(m): 8:39pm On Aug 19, 2014
Graviton2: It works on PC too, unfortunately I'm not enjoying it as much as others are. Bad service.
Thanks dear.

Truly, are you female?
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by teemy(m): 4:35pm On Aug 19, 2014
rapmike: The bolded was the initial statement that made me mention this

When I said it, i wanted to make the fact that the rubber hands is too much of an exaggeration, you now took it as a personal affront to OP. Its not my fault, so top trying to paint me as been unnecessary aggressive cos you have not seen aggressive folks.
e.g Me! grin
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by teemy(m): 4:17pm On Aug 19, 2014
@ Graviton, are you guys talking PC with the N200 thingy or restricted to mobile alone?
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by teemy(m): 4:16pm On Aug 19, 2014
pickabeau1: Im not the azzpuller.. dude... look to kishi... the author and finisher of naruto... wink

@Tosyn007
Tosyn007: But you're the one whose azz is being pulled
picture of the puller pulling the pulee's arze or idontbelieveit
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by teemy(m): 8:04am On Aug 19, 2014
kimco: oh my God ofcos u'll miss the whole point...u're gravton. Why did I expect any different. I didn't tell u not to derail the thread, I told u not to bring religion into it cos religion, unlike games is a very sensitive topic. And ofcos if u had read my post well u'd really know that when I told u to goto the religion section I meant that u had to check out how sensitive religion was as a topic to people on nairalnad. Ihedinobi would attest to that, I've seen him argue dere sometym. U can't possible be this close minded and a cry baby.
Coming in late, you better come back to town ASAP.
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by teemy(m): 8:03am On Aug 19, 2014
kimco: sword art online first season is really gud. Don't bother with the second season.
Will do. Thanks
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by teemy(m): 10:58am On Aug 18, 2014
rapmike: Oya, take grin
grin

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