₦airaland Forum

brabus:
It was ordered online.

Would you mention the site. Thank you.

iyb who then would 'robert' be in nigeria? there still amount a whole lot of characters yet to be represented. kalisi, dog and mountain, kingplayer, e.t.c portrayed in nigerian politics.

just a little spice laffs in this section. if nigeria would be represented as one of the nations and PMB as one of the rulers which would it be? who would be the imp and which family would be the lanisters and who is mother of dragons? share the fun!

KingAdeOluomo1:
alaye what are you even talking

my dear how yogbosa tinz? just saying this policy should be given time to see if multiplied hybrid plants would sustain the herdsmen and keep them from normadics.

kola1930:
Thanks for all the comments and suggestions... These r answers to most of the questions asked:
Am very attractive with no body odour what-so-ever.
Our baby is 5 months old now, so the issue that she is still recovering from postnatal is out of it.
If am asked to judge myself, I'll say am romantic.
I feel the issue is, she does not just enjoy making love. So the solution is I seek is finding a way to make her enjoy the act. Thank you all

It is a good thing you have realized the bolded. What remains is for you to do the necessary personal research to make her enjoy sex as much as you do (she might even surprise you by surpassing your own libido level if you get this right). With success you would get titles like
Kola my this, kola my that. The one who makes me this, my one and only that. The one who loves me seven times before the day breaks. At the end she would be yours for life. Build her up to what you desire and have the patience to see it through. You might need to start with her feelings about it and do not shy from discussing it together.

Remember no one spits out honey from the mouth because they enjoy it's sweetness. Make her like it so. All the best.
P.S Those who help in household chores get more sex. wink*

Wishing you well - Teemy

to he whom much is given much is expected. mr ubah should be glad that the council can be trusted to protect the sports he has vested much in. if i were him i would not even contest the fine and also apologize publicly to the goalkeeper.

recently the bread seller increased her price because 'dollar is expensive'. with this new policy she would have to reconsider the increase when she makes less sales with less money in circulation. alternative cheaper sources would be sought.

Picking up a bible story of when prophet nathan was to accuse the king david of an obvious crime as murder he had to go in a circle by using a proverb to lay his accusation. Some conversations are better suited for private conversations as not all are for public consumption.

Those at the event said the preacher told Fayose that as the Number One citizen of the state, he needs to be more cautious in his public utterances.

(according to the reports)

The cleric himself should have taken a pointer from his own advice as they are both yorubas and his statement could have been interpreted anyhow. e.g 'you no sabi talk'. We all know the governor speaks more than he should as we see in the media but there is also proper means of presentation of arguments which would not yield misconceptions.

Two wrongs do not make a right anyway and the governor chose to heat up the event by verbal retorts (according to the reports) instead of jokingly saying something like "as clerics you have the duty to keep us the electorate on our toes and sometimes it might be interpreted as uncaution while at the same time my very self take it upon myself to caution fellow politicians so I know what I am doing" and the whole place would have roared with laughter.

Well there always exist the chance to mend fences.

oohrhiifx:
Didn't follow it. I don't follow demo issues at this stage, it's a practice account and it's for new and upcoming.

Not if you want to know where you stand in rank with others in the same line of business the world over.

I would not sit back and complain of ineffectiveness when I have a chance to prepare for the town hall meeting close to my location. I would prepare my list and if possible profer solutions to ailing elements in our society. Better to try than sit back and fold hands.

Hope you would be set for yours fellow nairalanders.

Annunaki:
@teemy How will you know the op is a good muslim if he did not lie? Muslims are encouraged to lie if by so doing, the cause of islam is furthered and that is why you find so many of them routinely telling lies comfortably on this forum.

From the movie Al Pacino as Tony Montana on Scarface, “I always speak the truth, even when I lie I tell the truth.”

People lie and it is not a matter of religion, race or wealth level. It is just an issue of how transformed a man is with his inner self and decides to own up to his actions. In isreal you would see mostly jewish prisoners in jail, arabs more in saudi cells and yorubas mostly in south west nigeria prisons. People everywhere commit crimes. It is just a matter or individuals and wrong to charge whole groups of people with wrongdoing.

As a christian myself I know of honorable moslems as well as untrustworthy christians. It is a matter of how well people let in the sermons they hear transform their lives for the better. I hold each individual responsible rather than go by profiling. It is a matter of live and let live. Life is beautiful if we want it to be. wink*

I do not see anything wrong with the MCAN wanting to provide physical and spiritual nourishment to those of the same faith and i comment this raised step. However right of access still lies with whom the government has designated legal guardians of the refugees. If the camp authorities have refused you unrestricted access, next step would have been to contact the edo state government which has the final decision on all matters concerning the displaced persons.

DabELLs I appreciate your zealousness in helping your fellow brethren but it speaks mischieviousness when you create a nairaland topic with a title that the children were 'abducted' when in truth you know the children were not. Further claims that the kids were 'forcefully' converted was not given actual proof as the kids did not tell you so and you did not witness such and no insider made that claim to you. 'Sublimal' conversion like using rewards like sweets and opportunities could have taken place which is similar in cases of non muslims having to change their names to get jobs in countriess of islamic foundation but except your defination of forceful is different from the dictionary one then you were only trying to manipulate people'e emotions with your play of words. About the body search even you should have been concerned it it was not done as IDP camps have been targets of suicide bombers. It only seems you were on a fault-finding mission and it is said you just might get what you want.

If the camp was owned by one faith it would be impractical for structures of another faith to be places therein. It becomes problematic and worthy of complaint if they were refused ability to say their regular salat prayers. Remember these people were saved, not abducted. Thank those that have been taking care of them thus far first and if you know you can do better, create an enabling environment and with the state's approval move brethren willing to go to the new place.

Creating a false headline would have those that would have rather believed you to limit their trust of your report. Remember you were extended access when it was confirmed you once conducted a successful outing in maiduguri. A future visit could have given you more access. Now peddling fabrication might cost you previous accomplishment and a restart of your efforts. I hope you do better in the future of your humanitarian sacrifices.

Wishing you well - Teemy

I do not see anything wrong with the MCAN wanting to provide physical and spiritual nourishment to those of the same faith and i comment this raised step. However right of access still lies with whom the government has designated legal guardians of the refugees. If the camp authorities have refused you unrestricted access, next step would have been to contact the edo state government which has the final decision on all matters concerning the displaced persons.

Skako I appreciate your zealousness in helping your fellow brethren but it speaks mischieviousness when you create a nairaland topic with a title that the children were 'abducted' when in truth you know the children were not. Further claims that the kids were 'forcefully' converted was not given actual proof as the kids did not tell you so and you did not witness such and no insider made that claim to you. 'Sublimal' conversion like using rewards like sweets and opportunities could have taken place which is similar in cases of non muslims having to change their names to get jobs in countriess of islamic foundation but except your defination of forceful is different from the dictionary one then you were only trying to manipulate people'e emotions with your play of words. About the body search even you should have been concerned it was not done as IDP camps have been targets of suicide bombers. It only seems you were on a fault-finding mission and it is said you just might get what you want.

If the camp was owned by one faith it would be impractical for structures of another faith to be places therein. It becomes problematic and worthy of complaint if they were refused ability to say their regular salat prayers. Remember these people were saved, not abducted. Thank those that have been taking care of them thus far first and if you know you can do better, create an enabling environment and with the state's approval move brethren willing to go to the new place.

Creating a false headline would have those that would have rather believed you to limit their trust of your report. Remember you were extended access when it was confirmed you once conducted a successful outing in maiduguri. A future visit could have given you more access. Now peddling fabrication might cost you previous accomplishment and a restart of your efforts. I hope you do better in the future of your humanitarian sacrifices.

Wishing you well - Teemy

oohrhiifx the contest ended and i ended up falling off the prizes table. better luck next time. lolz

KingAdeOluomo1:
apc gov group of awon warey

uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. while it is expedient to keep on firing them to do the right thing, room for leverage to allow them fulfil promises should be as well given. wink*

Nalikedis:
You know why some of our previous government failed? They try to pacify some a retrogressively selfish populace. I want to dualise a major road that has been a major cause of traffic lock jam for 20 years... Next thing interest groups will start mobilizing against it because their fences will be demolished. Okay o in order to reduce malpractices in UME I try to introduce CBT next thing association of miracle centers will start mobilizing... Okay o you will stop dumping refuse in drainage o or u pay fine if caught... Next thing market women will start rally against it... You must not carry 2 people in front of a car, before u know what NURTW will declare strike... Okada rider must use helmet o, next thing na for the Okada driver to start burning tires... Wan sack NFA because officials dey embezzle, next thing na FIFA sanction... If you plan to make changes , better u focus on your mission and allow the result to speak for or against you. If the ministry of agric believe that importation of grass seedlings from Brazil will transform our livestock terrain... If it will at least stop Fulani onslaught, fine. If it will improve production by 600% great... Why waste your time explaining to people that are not willing to understand

Lwkmd. lolz. that's democracy for you. any attempt to do things your own way as a ruler get its own name of dictatorship. That is why i carry yansh salute all those in the politics business with all its headaches. Even me dey complain my own join.

KingAdeOluomo1:
MUST we be part of this bad bad bad stuff ni eeeeeeeh I can't just understand ......... Bad bad stuffs

At a point I almost stopped reading news online as baddies seemed to be the order of the day. so guess what I stopped reading the politics and crime sections and reduced my 'Graphic Image' viewing and did more of the business and investment sections. Better to feed myself with betta things faa.

KingAdeOluomo1:
I suspect ZIKA VIRUS bro cos its from that region

actually i read online our health ministry confirming that we've always had zika in nigeria but have grown immunity to it.

pyxon:
I don't want your approval

I could not but add a 'like' to your comment. looking for people's approval does not do one well. e.g king saul. cheers

obailala:
WHat you need to understand is that 90% of those castigating this laudable idea have not read any of the articles on it (they read only titles), do not have a clue what it's about and most especially, THEY DO NOT WANT TO KNOW. Their position on the issue is driven purely (95%) by political sentiments; the remaining 5% is out of pure ignorance and misinformation. So no amount of sensitisation would be able to pass the message effectively because you can hardly educate someone who doesn't want to learn (for obvious reasons).

Actually I do not blame them but rather the ministry that has not made it a point of import to carry the people along and rebutt the misinformation early. By now every ministry should have a nairaland moniker to give true official stories and until they do proper online policies the media would have a field day with misrepresenting facts as well as doling out half truths.

pyxon:
Hahaha. That's how pests and insects that are alien to Nigeria will follow the grass and enter our beloved and bring both plant and animal diseases that we never used to suffer before

now that is a valid complaint i was expecting to hear. however proper quality inspection can resolve that concern.

Runx:
This is the type of minister who will operate a ranch without a cow dung in sight. This minister is bad news.

Why leave money on the ground when it could be composted to refertilise soil or processed for organic manure.

A long while ago a country's research team came down to Nigeria and 'imported' our oil palm tree samples. That country today is one of the largest producers of oil palm. My brother who is a farmer was recently contemplating importing elephant grass stems from India to replant for cattle feeding. Even in the long epistle, it was stated that they would be crossbred with local ones but this could be skipped and just simply multiply it since Nigeria has a similar climate with Brazil.

The aim of the agric ministry was to get hybrid grass for local planting (not direct feeding) so that there would be much available in coming seasons and encourage ranch husbandry compared to nomadic husbandry which has been detrimental to cattle, farmland and human lives.

The only blame the ministry has is not carrying along stakeholders which would not have made this issue misunderstood. Do not let your good be evily spoken of dear minister. cheers

sorry jare #fxcraft. been viewing your updates as they come. certainly not out of mind. cheers

to a great week all!

lolz, it could be water but dangerous all the same.

ckmayoca:
All these will break out the war that has been hidden.
Asking fulani to pay tax? Asking animal control to seize fulani's herds?
Lol.. the solution shld be for them to stay in thier individual state and graze the grass land thier period.

lolz, i sense that was part of why hybrid grass was imported for planting to feed their localized cattle. This should stem short the normadic movement. You have a good point.

I would also like to add that the data should include whom their employers are.

This exerp is from my brother who is a farmer.

Help Stop The Impending Crisis
Clashes between livestock herdsmen and crop farmers isn't something new, but unless something is done to put an end or check to the frequency of these clashes it will fester to become a big menace like boko-haram.

in the city when people think of cattle, they think of meat on the tables, while for us farmers we think of the destruction, losses these animal cause; months of hard labour become food in their bellies within a few hours.

i pray God grants you the fortitude to deliver a change that will save lives and property. to save lives; because these is the dilema ariable crop farmers face with herdsmen who are quick to draw their knives, cutlasses and sometimes guns.

Please forgive my presumptiousness, but not believing in just pointing out problems, hence i would very much like to profer some ideas which i believe will help allieviate the situation:

1. Registration: Drivers are lienced; so also are veterinary professionals, its time to register our herdsmen. This step will help to better organise them, like our voter and sim card registration, the registration will cover their bio-data. Their registration should be produced by them to livestock patrol officials.

2. Livestock Patrol Officials: This officials should be charged with registration, fines, veterinary health extension, collation of damage reports, confistication of animals etc. Also they should have access to the national herdsmen registration data-base so as to track rogue herdsmen.

3. Establishment Of Grazing Pasture Land: With the onset of dry season and diminished natural pasture, rogue herdsmen turn to farmland to feed their animals. Pasture land could be established with collaboration between the government and agricultural institutions in each local government area to provide socure during these lean months, for which herdsmen might have to pay stipends. Also production of grasses might be contracted out to farmers.

4. Provision of Agro-allied By-products: like the corn-bran, wheat-offal, rice-bran, molasses, brewers dry grains at subsidized rate to husband-men.

5. Branding: Making it compulsary for herdsmen to have their animals branded for each identification.

6. Import Tax: increasing the import tax on livestock coming from accross the borders to give our herdsmen a competitive edge.

I am writing with hope in my heart that you would help the plight of us farmers and stop the impending crisis. Congrangratulation on the step of importing hybrid grasses. May God grant you help and favour in your endeavors.

considering that almost all risk lies on the op's company it is expected that the price would be higher than buying it yourself. sales or no sales salaries of their technical crew would be paid monthly. as he pointed out much cheaper than generator.

I believe that at this time of the economy and for the future of nigeria hiring capable hands that have been tried should be the aim of the cbn if it has the good of the nation at heart.

by now i expect the nigerian army to investigate those conversion camps as info concerning the chibok girls could be obtained as well as return the camped ones back to their families and not to forget arraining their abductors and back sponsors.