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Princecharmin:
something u'll later live to regret....!!

my dear, a younger lady would be like 'since we don marry we be mates' while an older one would be more matured in handling that area publicly and privately.

PureWays:
Nice. I guess we have something in common.

I prefer older ladies, they are very mature, besides I think they are more sexy.

your head dey there bro. by coincidence ladies i fancied were always older.

i hope pensioneers would not misinvest their life savings at this point in time. let him that thinketh he stands take heed lest he falls. scams dey and even some of the greatest are covered with legitimacy. watch the movie 'wolf of wall street'.

i believed the president had a plan that could turn things around at a go. (read my thread on the mathematics of theyuan currency deal) but i guess politics still happens. history has shown the govt cannot manage investments. it's better it monitors.

caramba! tony you no go kill person o.

SUMMARY: who would be willing to lose money to me in exchange for this product/service. can the repeat of this transaction be sustained time and time again?

Had the experience of meeting Mr Olumide Emmanuel a bank manager who was looking for corpers during my NYSC year. He narrated a story which I believe you would find exciting.

As retold in my own words.

Hunter kasai visited a village and bought all available monkeys at the rate of N100 per monkey.
Seeing that by the next day there would not as much monkeys as he would like, he offered an incentive of buying at N150 per monkey to encourage the villagers to resource for more. He came, he bought at N150. Then he promised to buy at N300 when next he comes around.

By Visit 3 every Tom, Dick and Harry was interested in supplying Hunter Kasali who as promised came and bought at N300 promising to buy next time at N500. The jungle however has a limit it can supply by then there was no more monkey to hunt and all of a sudden from one corner comes Mr. Suberu who claimed to have a secret source of monkeys and would supply at the rate of N350 per monkey of which the smart villagers promptly bought planning to resell to Huter Kasali at N500. Fastforward to the DDay and Hunter Kasali failed to show up. Unknown to the villagers Suberu was Kasali's business partner and all monkeys bought at N100, N150 and N300 were the same sold back to the villagers at N350. The villagers' losses became Mr Kasali and Suberu's gains whose only transport and storage of the monkeys.

Lesson 1. There is a limit the world can supply
Apart from seed multiplication from agric, virtually all resource is limited and so not too many people can make a living from doing the same things as the law of diminishing returns comes into play and those that once gained would begin to lose. Any business proposal that claims everyone would make money is an alert that a lot of people would lose money over time. Even forex that could have made that true works on 'the house always wins' model.

Lesson 2. Know where the money is coming from
If you go on to buy soap from Mr Giwa the shopkeeper, you lose money and Mr Giwa loses the soap and each of you is happy with your gain and losse. If you cannot find out who is happily losing to you i.e your customer you should know that is a business set to fail or a scam. You can use this model to know when an employer would lay off staff so you don't get caught unawares.
At this season of recession in nigeria you would see a lot of 'investment' offers strategically meant to rip you off (I am saying there are no real ones). Now you are better enlightened to sort the chaff from the weath.

Lesson 3. Too much noise is an indication of bellyup
About a year before the stock market crash in 2008, seminars on blue chip and penny stocks were just springing up everywhere. About that time Warren Buffet (Then world second richest) exited the stock market massively and when the crash happened he was unhurt and became world richest. Remember the price of a stock is just its perceived (paper) value. It goes up and down as perception changes.

At this season of recession in nigeria lots of 'investments' strategically fashioned to make you lose your hard earned money would crop up. Now you can conduct your own litmus tests to know which is true.

Wishing you well - Teemy

Had the experience of meeting Mr Olumide Emmanuel a bank manager who was looking for corpers during my NYSC year. He narrated a story which I believe you would find exciting.

As retold in my own words.

Hunter kasai visited a village and bought all available monkeys at the rate of N100 per monkey.
Seeing that by the next day there would not as much monkeys as he would like, he offered an incentive of buying at N150 per monkey to encourage the villagers to resource for more. He came, he bought at N150. Then he promised to buy at N300 when next he comes around.

By Visit 3 every Tom, Dick and Harry was interested in supplying Hunter Kasali who as promised came and bought at N300 promising to buy next time at N500. The jungle however has a limit it can supply by then there was no more monkey to hunt and all of a sudden from one corner comes Mr. Suberu who claimed to have a secret source of monkeys and would supply at the rate of N350 per monkey of which the smart villagers promptly bought planning to resell to Huter Kasali at N500. Fastforward to the DDay and Hunter Kasali failed to show up. Unknown to the villagers Suberu was Kasali's business partner and all monkeys bought at N100, N150 and N300 were the same sold back to the villagers at N350. The villagers' losses became Mr Kasali and Suberu's gains whose only transport and storage of the monkeys.

Lesson 1. There is a limit the world can supply
Apart from seed multiplication from agric, virtually all resource is limited and so not too many people can make a living from doing the same things as the law of diminishing returns comes into play and those that once gained would begin to lose. Any business proposal that claims everyone would make money is an alert that a lot of people would lose money over time. Even forex that could have made that true works on 'the house always wins' model.

Lesson 2. Know where the money is coming from
If you go on to buy soap from Mr Giwa the shopkeeper, you lose money and Mr Giwa loses the soap and each of you is happy with your gain and losse. If you cannot find out who is happily losing to you i.e your customer you should know that is a business set to fail or a scam. You can use this model to know when an employer would lay off staff so you don't get caught unawares.
At this season of recession in nigeria you would see a lot of 'investment' offers strategically meant to rip you off (I am saying there are no real ones). Now you are better enlightened to sort the chaff from the weath.

Lesson 3. Too much noise is an indication of bellyup
About a year before the stock market crash in 2008, seminars on blue chip and penny stocks were just springing up everywhere. About that time Warren Buffet (Then world second richest) exited the stock market massively and when the crash happened he was unhurt and became world richest. Remember the price of a stock is just its perceived (paper) value. It goes up and down as perception changes.

At this season of recession in nigeria lots of 'investments' strategically fashioned to make you lose your hard earned money would crop up. Now you can conduct your own litmus tests to know which is true.

Wishing you well - Teemy

LongJohnS:
Far lower in fact I think the 1.5gb for #1000 is actually about 600mb by my usage and calculation.

download and install glasswire bandwidth monitor to confirm your usage. the 1.5gb is accurate.

IF it is true and IF there is real evidence to prove it then change of status is open to the security guard. things like this become the norm when people 'leave it for God'. many 'forgiven' people go on in life to do worse as we can see in the nation

TonyeBarcanista:
April, 2013: Baga Massacre; Crime Against Humanity – ACN Decries, Blames FG
Rather than stand by the army or keep shut, the ACN/APC blamed the Military and the President and called it "massacre" even without verifying what really happened. In the words of Lai Muhammed

‘’Enough is enough. Even in countries at war, innocent citizens are not being daily mowed to death either by insurgents or state forces, as we are experiencing in Nigeria. It is clear that the Nigerian government is either unwilling or unable to prosecute these crimes, despite the deceptive assurances by those at the helm, hence the ICC must immediately beam its search-light on the situation in Nigeria.”
http://www.osundefender.org/?p=98920

How I wish this was thought of before nigerian citizens of Zaria-KAduna were mown down by those who should otherwise have handled the fracas with better maturity. I hope the matter is not swept aside.

I know of someone drank stupor in such a bet though he survived then his liver got damaged and led to a series of complications that ended his life a few years after. He was trying to win another's phone but his own phone was sold to pay his hospital bill.

Onyeoma3:
Try and do a detailed research about the business in the United States of America and see statistics for yourself. Let's work with proven facts at this point and not perception. The hardworking ones will always in any good business while the lazy ones will fail and find who to blame for their failure.

In every business, people succeed and people fail.

Your all bolds font could get your posts removed in line with nairaland rule 11. Cheers

Joel3:
Advantage & Disadvantage Of Nigeria And China Deal


if you ask me, the only advantage is temporary and divert the existing problem.


Disadvantage of Nigeria & Chinese Deal

1, it discourage local product since its cheaper to import

THe dollar scarcity has made imported goods expensive but over the months there has been no obvious decline in our appetite for imported goods in favor of locally made ones which would have decreased dollar pressure.

afrika4real:
Nice puppy

Thanks

Josphine4good:
I hate men I don't think I will get married to one

You do have valid points in not wanting to be married to a man as much some men do not hope to have wives because truth be told certain news are not encouraging at all. If despite this you do have a chance to be in holy union to one that brings you joy and desires your happiness do not deprive yourself. Cheers sis

does anyone lick honey and spits it out? if he had made sex enjoyable for her as it is to him she would be the one asking for more. if per chance she cannot fulfil her part she would rather ask for a rain check. seems it has always been one sided.

All right I just seem to be getting back and forths without much opinion on this but now going back to the ftc post I reserved I hope my point has been noted as a panacea to the issue here https://www.nairaland.com/3112573/what-when-wife-cannot-cook#45733467

stzy you did well
elantraceey also had good advice
Idydarling yet to drop something, next time I will rent you ftc space. lol
lilmax thanks for observing
TheArchangel it is not always about fault finding but resolution of conflicts
bukatyne no one mentioned trying out a rush solution
MARKone I love your answer

Furthermore anyone following the family section would have observed that telling a poor cook of a wife to better her skills is hypocritical to not
wanting same person to tell you when you are lacking in the bedroom department. Another point of observation is I kept using one's and never my in the first post as this case is entirely hypothetical.

I hope with this communication would be key in solving relationships as well as the openess to accept piositive criticisms and become a better spouse. Cheers all.

bukatyne:
Did you know she couldn't cook before marriage?

Let us assume the belief was that she would have gotten better over time.

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I relate with using pot cover as shield while frying

TheArchangel:
He is stingy na. How you go post and still claim ftc, that's why the wife no sabi cook beta food for am.

lolz lwkmd, patience patience till I let the cat out of the bag, there is more to tell. by the way what is your advice

booked for further comments after 10 lines

Actually this thread was created as a rebuttal to the thread https://www.nairaland.com/3106563/when-wife-compares-ex-bed as a Nathan's tale to King David. You can judge yourself based on your prior opinion.

HurtgenForest:
what can you do as a man when your wife tells you that her Ex is much better than you in bed.

She says her ex who deflowered her was so good in bed? What can be more frustrating than this for a husband?

Whatever skill known to man we learnt here on eartrh, some more than others and that is why we have education to help in areas where we fall short. Be it in love or as a retort as long as the fact exists that there is a lack in knowhow of a skill either cooking or bedmatrics it is expedient that the one in demerits seek help.

Do you know that drinking water like 30 mins before sex would help women having difficulty in creating vaginal lubrication?
Do you know that some women react allergically to latex (keep in mind if condom use is your preferred contraceptive method)?
Do you know that lasting a round for 2mins could improve to 30 mins and above (proof from a guy that once went two hours without ejaculating even once)?
Do you know not all women would have orgasms (that hightened sensations men have a release) from penile action alone? Put your mouth in areas that matter.

and many more.

Take the time out to research 'how to pleasure your woman' and other related keywords that come into your mind (just search for it as the thought comes into your mind). Unfortunately an open forum like this has even the unmarried viewing this but I hope you get the gist.

If wifey says someone in the past did it better, ask for details. Add your own spice and deliver at the next appointment. Keep it up till you become number one in all things.

Wishing you well - Teemy

Especially to married folks in the house. How can one handle a case where one's wife cannot cook good food.

At least there is a threshold one would expect a woman in her thirties would be exposed to in kitchen matters but when the taste is not in any league to write good about should one make the facts known and recommend taking cooking courses to one's mate or pretend and swallow the food with a smile of pretence so as not to hurt her feelings?

To be honest taking a look at pictures of real food online could discourage one.

Please your advice.
N.B. Love exists in this scenario


Now you may read the next post.

YerYer:
This is what happens when you watch too much Harry Potter movies.

On the contrary we know those are scifi Fx effects. It is movies like 'koto orun' than run african women gaga

coupled with disobeying court order this might be the excuse govt would use to fire workers who are absent tomorrow as the camp is not united and other unions are not in support.

groovie:
How much wil they go for bro and ur location

he is my brother 08091624437 07035544706. Tobi

it is an art learnt and if an honest person who does not want you to live a lie but wants an improvement that pays you both then you take the high path of learning the skill. a trainee pilot is not as good as the chief pilot. take the lessons.

then appreciate your wife for coming out with the truth. ask her the particular actions her ex do and improve with your own flavoring. then go ask your guys what they do and surf the net for more info. no one was born with all the knowledge. we learn

somehow it seems there is a correlation between bride price and men being unashamed to claim they beat their wives. they always seem to mention this when challenged.

about the food part remember morning sickness and vomiting so they do have to be picky with food to avoid embasassing moments. over time a specific food or snack would be preferred so stock that one in large quantities. do all you can to man it up.

also, sex is not always about penetration but bonding is very important. play with her, lap her, tell her jokes, do home chores, clear her stress schedule as much as you can and learn to love doing it. her free time would become your happy time wink*

patfenda bellaella said a lot and i would add some. history could play against you if self satisfaction has been your modus operandi in the past. positions like spooning (meshing together of similar spoons) is convenient for pregnant women at any tim