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Indeed hilarious. But, how are we sure that's the bride's father.

Not yet...anything for me?
Do you have problem with comprehension?

lirusehn:

ave yu eaten?

If you're in support of the Buhari/Osinbajo ticket, like this post.

If you're in support of the Goodluck/Sambo ticket, like this post.

Hi everyone, with the general elections just a few weeks away, I watched with interest, how fellow Nairalanders have not only taken sides but also 'fight' strongly to defend their choices. It's also interesting to see how they amass 'likes' from people who share their views.
From the look of things, it seems our choices have now been 'narrowed' to two main contenders, namely: Goodluck/Sambo and Bihari/Osibanjo tickets.
I then thought it'll not be a bad idea to use this system in conducting a somewhat 'crude' survey. This is just to satisfy my curiosity. I'm aware that this does not translate to 'actual' votes, but at least, it'll help give a rough idea of the candidates' popularity, here on Nairaland.
No insults or name-calling please. Simply vote. Thanks.

Thanks (or is it 'No Thanks) to the GEJ mal-administration. Nigeria has now become a bad example of what a nation is not supposed to be!

Immorality, irresposibility, immunity and impunity at the peak on display by the soldiers!
Reminds me of the 'Unknown Soldiers' saga of the 70s that invaded, attacked, vandalised, brutalised and carried out murders at Fela's shrine.

How do you 'ban' someone from fasting? Do you monitor how/when and if they put food in their mouths?

@Shortgun: Your 'writeup, which is in itself a 'misfiring', ' simply shows that you need some education!
Please try and read again.

shortgun: So what are they saying

This write-up is supposedly coming from professors, doctors,phd holders e.t.c, yet one cannot make sense of the article.

I've always said, the problems of Education in Nigeria is with the Lecturers and managers of our Universities.

How come the road side mechanics,bricklayers,carpenters are able to train their apprentices to become experts and in turn train others, yet our lecturers with their doctorate degrees n ph.ds cannot produce a graduate who can create job for himself not to talk of creating employment for others.

Is it not interesting that new species are still being discovered? The question now is, who knows how many more new species are still yet to be discovered.
This just goes to show that God is still greater than man!

Proverb: "When you push a goat to the wall, it is left with no other option but to face the challenger - head on! "
This is a classic story of the hunted now becoming the hunter. Brave move boys, but, watch your back!

Are you in a bitter relationship?

Kingslaw: alabukun,bitter-kola,yoyo-Bitter,bityerleaf,Utazi,
,Dogoyaro,Swedish bitter,Alomo,bitter lemon,
Otapiapia and Atutupoyoyo.

@touch_me_hard: I'm going to excuse your innocence and apparent ignorance because it is obvious you have never been 'touched_hard' by the activities of these animals called our POLICEMEN.
Nigeria is a country that is governed by the animalistic ideology of MIGHT IS RIGHT. Now, a word on the Ombatse issue. I'm sure you're not naïve enough to believe that the police were on a mission 'friendly' handshaking mission. You probably would never have heard of the result of their mission had they gained the upper hand.
By the way, a similar incidence of the Ombatse onslaught, taking place monthly cannot equate the number of innocent lives the Police waste in extra-judiciary summarily executions!
Don't blame people when they resort to/incite violence. What other option do they have in obtaining JUSTICE?!

touch_me_hard: In as much as I condemn what the policeman did, I can't help but wonder why some people are here on Nairaland calling on Ombatse people to help the Kwara Poly students to retaliate on the Police.
Are you people this heartless?
Just few weeks after the Ombatse incident which left over a hundred families mourning, some people are here calling for more killings of Police officers.
Can't you guys see that the wounds are still fresh in the hearts of those affected?
Have you guys asked what led to the incident between the student and the police? Has anyone tried to find out what the student did first?
It's not as if I'm in support of the Policeman that shot at the student, but for someone to call on ombatse cultists to attack the Police is very much uncalled for. Afterall, the Police did not revenge on ombatse for killing their officers. Pls we should learn to stop fueling violence in the country.

lacasa: what an action film


#.. The facts about fulani Behaviour; they never antagonise a people, but when you antagonise them or their herd in any way or form, believe me hell hath no fury like a fulani man seeking revenge.



They r a live n let live kind of people. And [b][/b]they certainly do not engage in highway robbery. The state govt should look inward for the real culprits for that, and stop 'suspecting' fulani all the time.

At the bolded: I think you know very little about the Fulanis.

@Poster: it is not a crime to be a learner (on private and commercial vehicles) on public roads. There's no surprise to it. I have seen a similar sign on London Transport busses.

As much as I cannot contest the poster's suggestion, I must say that these pictures have not done justice to the poster's claim. It'll be only be fair to compare pictures taken in similar lighting conditions and treatments.

So, Seun, what efforts have you made in educating the bigots that are ready to start killing and destroying b'cos of Nairaland comments?

So what is Israel supposed to have done? Open their eyes while Hezbollah is being armed. Any rationally thinking nation would've done what Israel did!
BTW, why is this post derailed?

Thank you ma'am. What else would you have said! I'm sure Madam Dame will probably say her LAME duck is the best president Nigeria has ever witnessed!

Our educational system is in shambles! Can you hear what these kids are vomitting here?
Where is honesty and hardwork?
What is the hope of this nation?
SMH

In short, be a VIRTUOUS WOMAN!

So awuf don dey run belle for Lagos now.

Is this Malaysian English?
Anyway, this is sad.

Good job @op. Sadly though, women are simply not 'wired' to reason out things logically like you just laid it out. My heart really goes after ladies that have to make this 'life changing' decision of choosing a life-partner and yet have their reasoning beclouded with the inadequacies of feminine logicism. I wish them God's guidance.
And for you @op, I wish you the very best is finding YOUR man.

Why should I be suprised? Making blunders and then reversing it has always been a GEJ thing. Yet he'll tell us he is slow in making decisions in order to avoid MISTAKES.
Well, we will correct our own MISTAKE in 2015. Mr Clueless, you're such a MISTAKE and a joke!

This is indeed a promising outcome. Kodos!!

ogboss: Welcome to benue the HIV basket of the nation

Lol @ 'HIV basket'. I served in benue State '93 2nd tier. Then it was 'the Food Basket' of the nation. Is that the new state slogan?

Quite interesting writeup. But, I must say that the write is leaving behind(or is unaware) of the aim of these different institutions. I believe the confusion is infact general. In actual sense, we need them all. They all are meant to play different ROLES in our education.
We all can't/needn't be graduates.

Well, this is just sensational. Too much of anything indeed can kill - even water.
It just happened to be Coke in this case.
RIP sha.

The part where s lady says she'll give a 'yes' to her suitor's proposal if their team wins is funny indeed.
I'm sorry for the guy o. He seems he's gonna get some 12 inches nail!!