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Education / Re: Cowbellpedia 2019: Shocker! As Oluwafemi Adeyanju Takes An Early Exit by tega10: 9:08pm On Aug 18, 2019
This sweet post, una don use tribe war spoil am.

Humans fighting themselves for being a different kind of human.
Romance / Re: Sex: Access Bank Staff Caught In UNILAG Branch Office Ready For Sex by tega10: 8:41am On Jul 22, 2019
Kingluqman:
And that woman fit be married woman ooo



Lol grin


Always throwing shades at the women!
So whether the man is married or not, you must Call out the woman first abi?

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Religion / Re: Seek God's Kingdom And He Will Solve Your Problems - Joseph Prince by tega10: 2:46pm On Jul 11, 2019
Amen!!!!!! I so much need this revelation afresh in me.

Thanks jigaz

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Properties / Re: Man Kicked Out By Landlord For Changing Girlfriends Too Often In South Africa by tega10: 3:56pm On Jul 06, 2019
themonk:
This almost happened to me when one girl I was making out with wanted to shake the whole building with her voice, me sef was too high to tell her to stop grin

When I saw incoming call “Landlord” all the Shayo clear grin


angry grin grin youonmeanit angry grin grin
Properties / Re: Man Kicked Out By Landlord For Changing Girlfriends Too Often In South Africa by tega10: 3:55pm On Jul 06, 2019
themonk:
This almost happened to me when one girl I was making out with wanted to shake the whole building with her voice, me sef was too high to tell her to stop grin

When I saw incoming call “Landlord” all the Shayo clear grin
Travel / Re: Nigeria Pet Passport: These Are Things You Need To Know And How The Law Works by tega10: 1:48pm On Jul 04, 2019
grin grin grin grin grin grin


Pet must enter Nigerian via where? grin grin grin grin

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Travel / Re: How Can I Best Pass My U.S Visa Interview? by tega10: 9:31am On Jul 02, 2019
cucumbae:
America na heaven?See as them dey advice you to pray on top money wey you don spend for visa .Africans get low mentality.

Most reasonable comment since nairaland began. This your comment blessed me. Thanks

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Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Kill 2 Mopol Escorting Money In Rivers (Graphic Photos) by tega10: 9:14am On Jul 02, 2019
TechCapon:
I was AT mile one market this evening to buy food stuff. As I finished buying rice just for me to cross to the other side of the market and buy other items come and see gunshots from all angles. These gunshots are not small gunshots, I'm talking about AK47 rifles spraying bullets from different angles.

Everybody just run for their lives, I had to abandon everything else and run oooo. Now I'm at home with raw rice no meat or fish or tomatoes or anything to cook it. That's the reality of what living in port Harcourt is like.

If you have never been to rivers state before and you're planning to come avoid these areas. Diobu, Ahoada east and Ahoada west, Every part of ogoni, Ada George, borokiri, eleme, Woji (armed robbers headquarters), Aluu and Eneka


Bros na the whole ph be that na. Make them no kuku come na
TV/Movies / Re: Meet The 21 2019 BBNaija Housemates: Simply Tacha, Kim Oprah, Sir Dee (Photos) by tega10: 8:31am On Jul 01, 2019
Kobicove:
After causing heavy traffic on Allen Roundabout during their audition at Adeniyi Jones this is the list they could come up with...contestants that are connected one way or another.

I feel sorry for the ordinary youths who ho to waster their time at these events undecided


Who no want wise go help build foolish man house na
TV/Movies / Re: Meet The 21 2019 BBNaija Housemates: Simply Tacha, Kim Oprah, Sir Dee (Photos) by tega10: 8:29am On Jul 01, 2019
Somebody should tell me how this show impart the lives of people

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Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing Supports Tacha On BBNaija: "You Were Body Shamed But Succeeded" by tega10: 8:26am On Jul 01, 2019
So being on that show equals success?

No wonder crime full everywhere in the name of getting succes.
Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi To Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo: "Step Down As COZA Senior Pastor" by tega10: 4:12pm On Jun 29, 2019
Boyooosa:
e be like say alcohol dey inside hanky w prick wey dey shack this one. So because of a yet to be proven allegation now, he should relinquish his position? To who? Then if he is innocent he will now do what? Are you his God?
I pray somebody accuses you of adultery without proof,then somebody tells you to step down as banky's wife, I await your position by then. Mumu

No mind her!
For her mind church na her own

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Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi To Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo: "Step Down As COZA Senior Pastor" by tega10: 4:10pm On Jun 29, 2019
Onojanson:
People keep bringing up this neymer case, this man has been accused by several women on the same matter.

Accusation is just the abused word against the abuser' word. Nothing more or less!

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Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi To Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo: "Step Down As COZA Senior Pastor" by tega10: 4:08pm On Jun 29, 2019
Step down? Because na you vote am as pastor or na you found the church?

These celebs them self, always believing their opinion is yardstick for measures.


So if dangote is accused of rape, you would ask him to step down from his office?


grin grin grin grin grin abeg I no want laugh

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Celebrities / Re: Elsie Okpocha Asks Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Questions Over Busola Rape Allegation by tega10: 10:03am On Jun 29, 2019
Jbleenk:
If u all understand the intricacies of religion ehn...

“Everything is shifting towards entertainment. Entertainment rules our world. Add entrainment to anything and you will sell” - Pastor Femi Fasaru of Matthew Ashimolow’s KICC!

I heard those words from the mouth of the pastor with my own ears!

And the Pentecostal pastors have upgraded to design their “Alters” into a Stage complete with lighting effects.

The “Man of God” move from one end of the stage to other like pop stars dishing the right amount of motivational talks backed with the right passages from the Bible, quoted out of context, that you like to hear, with sonorous ‘gospel music’ from beautiful girls in the background.

They regularly invite comedians and evey musicians to keep you because they know it’s only entertainment that can arrest your sinful and wandering souls

Meanwhile the camera men from the media department are meticulously recording the happy faces and miracles for onward transmission to the international centers where the churches get their donations which is much more than tithes and donations from members.

The pastors are agents of social conditioning with the primary aim of keeping the citizens completely docile, distracted and irresponsibly complacent

They get their money from the international networking of conspiracies that is railroading us to this impending doom

You sit down there, wonder and condem the COZA “Man of Rod” for managing his business well

How else will a fine boy entertainer keep his strategic department of beautiful girls if he doesn’t “service” them from time to time? Or you want those bad boys of the choir to dabaru his business?

I know you guys won’t understand



You were actually doing well until you decided to climax.

Work on your art of climax.

I know you understand

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea: AFCON 2019 (1 - 0) Full Time by tega10: 4:45pm On Jun 26, 2019
Ndidi is bae!

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Family / Re: What Is The One Thing Guests Usually Do At Your Place You Do Not Like? by tega10: 6:15pm On Jun 15, 2019
Making me miss my lunch because I couldn't eat while you around so you don't beg me. Me I have good conscience, I will always share and vexing later

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Crime / Re: Man Beats His Wife For Abandoning Their Baby To Club, Blasts Her Friend by tega10: 9:22am On Jun 13, 2019
lastempero:
Everyone is now forming oxford dictionary,this guy might not have pass through secondary school but he is still able to come up with this statement,atleast he was able to pass the information he wanted to pass.He deserves some accolades.


Bros mark today's date. I promise you one bottle for the future!

The only reasonable post since

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Romance / Re: Lady Slapping, Hitting & Assaulting Her Ex-Boyfriend In A Car, Caught On Camera by tega10: 9:24pm On Jun 11, 2019
Best it to walk out of her life. Izza simple Stuvv

But an average naija dude go use just one slap reset her destiny

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Career / Re: Pursuing Money Vs Education: Should I Drop Out Of School? by tega10: 7:45pm On Jun 09, 2019
Ejos1:
Bro please try reach me, got something for you.. Whatsap or call... 08183793635

OR he got sometime for you!

Thought you were the one in need. Just saying
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Mobbed By Fans In Court, Causes Security Breach (Photos) by tega10: 1:57pm On May 30, 2019
I will never abandon my family or loved ones when they do crime but will never support them.


These guys cheering him, I wonder what they understand.

Blind followers everywhere, little wonder we have same people leading the country to the same spot since 1999

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: God Swore To Make Me Rich Because I Gave Him Car Many Years Ago by tega10: 2:05pm On May 22, 2019
tega10:
This is one of the causes of depression


Now when a man hears such a message and start sowing, he hopes with great expectations and when such a blessing isn't coming forth he starts feeling depressed after spending so much in sowing of seeds
Now he is broke

He blames God
Blames himself
Blames the government
Blames his village people


But never his ignorance!




And yes God sworn to bless believers.... but he didn't swear after a car was given for his work.

He sworn after the sacrifice of his son
Not after one yeye car was given to him
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: God Swore To Make Me Rich Because I Gave Him Car Many Years Ago by tega10: 2:02pm On May 22, 2019
This is one of the causes of depression


Now when a man hears such a message and start sowing, he hopes with great expectations and when such a blessing isn't coming forth he starts feeling depressed after spending so much in sowing of seeds
Now he is broke

He blames God
Blames himself
Blames the government
Blames his village people


But never his ignorance!

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Politics / Re: Residents Groan As Water Scarcity Persists In States In Nigeria by tega10: 11:10am On May 21, 2019
Thank God for Jesus!

Cox this country can make you mad in your bed!
Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Churchill: ‘I Am Not A 40 Seconds Man, I'm A Tireless Machine’ by tega10: 1:48pm On May 15, 2019
Finally the real Churchill is coming out. His advisers have tried advising him not to say a word since but he can't because guilt is one hell of a motherfucker grin

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Politics / Re: I Am Upset With The Level Of Poverty In Nigeria – President Buhari by tega10: 10:31am On May 14, 2019
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Seetto:
Why do we have some many miscreants in nairaland this days, look at a baby factory product calling a sitting president bastard,
[/code]what has he said wrong that warrant such insult[code]
and what have you done to better your life and the community you live..

Question should be, what has he done right to avoid such insult
Politics / Re: I Am Upset With The Level Of Poverty In Nigeria – President Buhari by tega10: 10:29am On May 14, 2019
Please we don't want to bet na. If your Game is so sure as you present it to be, just call your loved ones and gift to them. You guys can still be richer than dangote!!!

The last time I checked, Ayam not your loved one!! grin
Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Churchill Edits Post Shortly After Shading Tonto Dikeh on mother's day by tega10: 8:30pm On May 12, 2019
Tonto confirmed this guy to be a yahoo boy with proofs... efcc suppose don gbe body for that Churchill house grin

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Sports / Re: Salah, Mane And Aubameyang Are The Top Goal Scorers In The EPL by tega10: 6:39pm On May 12, 2019
abdullahi45:


Can't you understand that he is saying God is great?

It is not the meaning but the sound of what was said grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Cops Who Killed Osaze Osagie, Nigerian Student In US, Cleared Of Charges by tega10: 12:01pm On May 12, 2019
Two police officers against one guy with a knife?
All they could think of was to shoot him dead?
Not even a surgery shot was fired to bring him down alive?

So he would have killed both of them with just a knife?


Bros as dead body no fit talk for him self na, una don use lie lay him to rest. Weldone Oga judge

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Education / Re: JAMB Exam Malpractice: Oloyede In Tears At The Release Of 2019 UTME Result by tega10: 11:56am On May 12, 2019
I will have something to say when I understand the write up.


Even Google will only understand after consulting the gods. Nonsense write up!

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