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BREAKING!!

NIGERIA RESTRUCTURING BILL CONCLUDED READY FOR RATIFICATION:

Below is the kite being flown by the Federal Government on Restructuring

Nigerian Economic Restructuring Bill 2021

[1] Nigeria will be made up of 42 states, with seven per each of her constituent geo-political zone. These shall be:

South-south
[1] Bayelsa State - Yenagoa
[2] Western Ijaw State - Patani
[3] Rivers State - Port Harcourt
[4] Cross River State - Calabar
[5] Akwa Ibom State - Uyo
[6] Edo State - Benin
[7] Delta State - Warri

Northeast
[1] Mambilla State - Gashaka
[2] Taraba State - Jalingo
[3] Adamawa State - Yola
[4] Borno State - Maiduguri
[5] Yobe State - Damaturu
[6] Bauchi State - Bauchi
[7] Gombe State - Gombe

Southeast
[1] Anioma State - Asaba
[2] Orashi State - Omoku
[3] Anambra State - Awka
[4] Imo State - Owerri
[5] Enugu State - Enugu
[6] Abia State - Umuahia
[7] Ebonyi State - Abakaliki

North-Central
[1] Abuja State - Abuja
[2] Gurara State - Kafanchan
[3] Benue State - Makurdi
[4] Plateau State - Jos
[5] Nasarawa State - Lafia
[6] Kogi State - Lokoja
[7] Niger State - Minna

Southwest
[1] Kwara State - Ilorin
[2] Oyo State - Ibadan
[3] Ogun State - Abeokuta
[4] Lagos State - Ikeja
[5] Ondo - Akure
[6] Ekiti - Ado-Ekiti
[7] Osun - Oshogbo

Northwest
[1] Sokoto State - Sokoto
[2] Kebbi State - Birnin Kebbi
[3] Kaduna State - Kaduna
[4] Katsina State - Katsina
[5] Kano State - Kano
[6] Jigawa State - Dutse
[7] Zamfara State - Gusua

[2] Each state will be responsible for creating and funding its local governments as it deems fit. Local governments will be funded internally by the charging of a local tax, which will be augmented by a state grant representing no more than 10% of TV
[3] Over a 35 year period, we gradually migrate back to the 1957/58 revenue sharing formula agreed by our founding fathers at the Lancaster House Conferences in London under which the federating units will control all the resources within their domains and remit 50% to the centre

[4] Our federating units will keep 50% of all the revenue that they generate, put a further 20% into a central pot called the Excess Federation Account to which everyone can have access as the need arises, 10% will go into a geo-political zone account and the remaining 20% will go to into the Federation Account used to run the federal government

[5] With regards to all other resources, we shall move towards this immediately but in the case of oil and gas, the move will have to be gradual due to how dependent we have become on these two resources. A gradual migration shall take place over the next 35 years in this manner: 2000 - 13%, 2021 - 18%, 2023 - 20%, 2025 - 25%, 2030 - 30%, 2035 - 35%, 2040 - 40%, 2045 - 45%, 2050 - 50%

[6] Every one of our 42 states will be set a target of generating at least $2bn in export revenue. Any state government that attracts inward investment to the tune of $1bn, will get a corresponding grant from the federal government

[7] Any state that fails to generate as much revenue as it spends for two consecutive years as from 2020, will be subject to an immediate declaration of a state of emergency. It shall be administered centrally by the federal government until its books are balanced

[8] Every state must seek to generate at least 30% of its internal revenue from manufacturing and services, with a migration away from primary products to value added production

[9] Every state is free to create more local governments provided they meet the necessary criteria which includes holding a referendum and the fact that the local government area is self-sustaining. To be recognised as a local government area, basic facilities that must exist within the domain include 20 primary schools, five secondary schools, a local government headquarters, at least one vocational training college and at least one public health centre

[10] All local and state governments will as a matter of course award supply contracts to companies that manufacture products within Nigeria. Only as a last resort will companies that manufacture products abroad be granted government contracts.

iaamxavier:
They'll never see a top position to appoint Southerners. It's always a meager appointment they'll be doling out.

Until buhari start appointing Southerners as head Of NNPC, Police, Army, immigration, Navy, Port authorities, etc then I'll take him serious

this is a case of chopping akara(beancake) and robbing the oil on your younger ones mouth!
Nonsense and ingredients!

Stan2330:
I thought the police caught and killed them yesterday. Abi is it innocent people they killed?

May God bless you for this question!

Ground no level, trouble dey every where, you dey talk of successor.

The Rivers State Police Command has paraded a member of Abia State vigilante group, Okorie Chukwuma, for allegedly killing his boss, Mr Eyinaya Ogbonna. The Guardian gathered that the deceased, a businessman based in the United States of America, had returned home to invest in Nigeria and was building a gas station.

He was said to have employed the suspect through the Abia State Vigilante Service to work for him and possibly safeguard the facility.

As the work progressed, the suspect who was unwilling to adhere to his boss’s instructions and directives, developed animosity against him.

He allegedly conspired with his colleague, another member of the vigilante and shot him dead with a pump-action gun during his boss’s visit to the facility.

After killing Ogbonna, Chukwuma then stole his Toyota Venza car. He was arrested when he went to Port Harcourt to sell the car.

The suspect confessed to the crime during an interview with journalists in Rivers State.

“I am here because I killed my boss,” Chukwuma said. I came to PortHarcourt to sell his car but unfortunately, the police caught me.”

“My boss told me not to bring friends to the gas facility. So on Sunday, he came and saw my friend and started making trouble. Later, he said, since I don’t want to listen, he will terminate my work and that even if his money will go, no problem.”

“So when he left, My friend and I planned against him. When he came back later in the afternoon, I shot him with my pump action gun from the back. He didn’t know that I will kill him. I was arrested when I came to PortHarcourt to sell the car.”

Hahahaha! He who lives by the sword die by the sword, and he 'who wins by penalties loose by penalties'!

I DO THIS UNKNOWINGLY BUT I HAVE LEARNT ONE OR TWO LESSONS

MUMMY!!

Please Stop sitting as if you are in the labour room; Opening
your legs for your son to see your inner tight & pant.

DADDY!!

Please Don't wear ordinary boxers at home that you sit
down, Open your legs and your 'thing' is dangling and your
daughter is seeing it.

There are things you should not wear beyond your bedroom,
just for your spouse.

Don't say because you want to enjoy your freedom in your
house.

It is not your house alone, it's a family house/home.

You are putting your children into sexual bondage through
these acts.i know you may not understand it but,

MUMMY!

Wearing ordinary bra around the house in the presence of your
sons is dangerous.

No, they won't lust after you. But you might be increasing their
curiosity to see the breasts of ladies out there.

DADDY!

Wearing ordinary Boxers around your house in the presence of
your daughters is dangerous too.

Not that your daughters will lust after you but it makes them to
actually see how the real thing is.

DEAR PARENTS!

Let's stop being 'PORNOGRAPHY MATERIALS' to our children.
Raising sexually pure children, it begins at home.'

As parents, it is still your responsibility to build virtue into your
family.

If your Children are not properly groomed, they may never get
to the top in life, even if you the parents are at the top of your
respective careers.

MANNERS take you to where your education can't irrespective
of your status , money or "who you know".

PLEASE MUMS & DADS, take note of what you just read now.

Don't make mistakes that will bring you pain and sorrow in the
future.

Don't say you are not married, you will soon get married,
please put this into practice.

Remember a child's mind is like a video camera, it records
everything as it sees or hear it.

A replay of it will tell you the
things you have done how you did or say it.

May God bless you and your wonderful homes.

How worst can it get before we realize that we are in trouble in the hands of these thieves.
He trusted the man in uniform, confident that he is presence will save him some troubles along the journey. What a betrayal of trust!

From now on giving any uniformed person or a total stranger lift will be the last thing I will do. The days are increasing in wickedness.
Nonsense and ingredients!

How worst can it get before we realize that we are in trouble in the hands of these thieves.
He trusted the man in uniform, confident that he is presence will save him some troubles along the journey. What a betrayal of trust!

From now on giving any uniformed person or a total stranger lift will be the last thing I will do. The days are increasing in wickedness.
Nonsense and ingredients!

That is too show you how the people has lost confidence in the police and other security outfits in this country.
They other day, even Boko Haram were sharing 20,000 each to people in one northern state and the people were gratefully receiving with smiles.
Nigerian leaders, please ask yourselves questions and answers yourselves honestly.
Nonsense and ingredients!

Badness is advancing from bad to worse!

If he is serious let him resign as Governor and face shoemaking!

Hahahahaha, it is obvious that they never wanted this man for the job. Maybe he only came on board because he was the next in hierarchy. So you came, you saw, but couldn't conquer. So give way for the desired person to occupy the seat.
Adiue!

The work of UGM!

MalcoImX:
How many Fulanis are in the whole SE?

They are uncountable.

Shut up! Stop accusing IPOB/ESN. Fulanis are the UGM. Let them comply with the agreement of the southern governors to leave. When they do, you'll see the killing of security personnel will stop.
They are doing it to paint South East black, so as to bring military presence here. They think we're don't know!

doggedfighter:
If it's not working, just take a walk.

This babe, you Sabi book space o, I respect you!

Feminism does not pay, but they won't listen. One down, many more to go!
Nonsense and ingredients!

NgeneUkwewu and his brothers feel disappointed right now! All they pray for the Southeast of is war. Nonsense and ingredients!

alpha2zulu:
NgeneUkwenu and suya man, Fulanis have taken over your state.

it shall not be well for NgeneUkwuewu. I know she will clapping for his fulani brothers right now. You cannot see her come to condemn this people, but when Southeast matter comes up, she's will stand like a dick!

Kandeed:
we decided to split my salary into two every month while she get 40k each month. all of a sudden yesterday she said this month's salary I'll have to give her 70k out of the salary n after I refused bluntly she stopped replying my messages, she won't even pick my calls since morning. Nairalanders I really need ur advice cuz this is choking me already

My friend give her and leave us alone, matter for ground now pass that thing abeg!

helinues:
You see this time around, please and please answer my questions without shifting goal post.. Just simple Yes or No

1. Do you want peace to be restored in SE? Yes or No

2. Do you want UGM to stop attacking the security operatives? Yes or No

Anu ohia! Good to meet you here tonight. You think we don't know that fulani bandits are the UGM? Just look at your second question. Because you know the UGM is the Fulanis, you now want to give condition to stop the killing of security personnel and peace in the Southeast. Get lost my friend. Here is more peaceful than the North jare!

Ok, let me answer you. YES! But not on the condition of allowing you graze on our farms. Nonsense and ingredients!

Yoruba1stson:
These bastards backing this terrorist group are in yoruba land enjoying, the day you bring this shit to yoruba land is your end ooh
Fvck ipob terrorists and that albino hunchback, lamidi cownu

Hey, Anu mpam! UGM are fulani bandits who came here to attack the security personnel in order to give ESN/IPOB bad name. ESN is after you killer heardsmen in the bush and not security personnel.
Federal government knows who those GUNMEN are. This is just the case of giving the dog a bad name so as to kill it.

colorsofrainbow:
Since na dem deal with Nig.military, ngeneukwenu no go report am

Hahahaha, you know her. NgeneUkwuewu will do eyes right on this news!

Madibahisback:
Igbos are the most foolish tribe in the world

Sharap there, mumu! Does that language sound like igbo to you? Perhaps you didn't even watch the video and you are talking rubbish. Thunder from amadioha strike your bucal cavity for insulting igbos!
I give you 5 mins to go back and watch that video and apologize, if not more of my igbo brothers and sisters will lay additional course on you idiot.

Rumble in the Jungle! NgeneUkwuewu go and separate your brothers o!

Good for him! When all the courts should be locked up in support of JUSUN strike, he went sitting just to sabotage JUSUN efforts.

Nonsense and ingredients!

Sharap, he is your brother,! Even sarki, hilenues, pissfulprotester, NgeneUkwuewu... Una plenty we know all of you!

He will use Aso Rock as collateral this time!

Sorry dear! The work of a familiar foe. The perpetrator is an enemy within, not far fetched. Don't worry, his cup is gradually getting filled.

When a man's brain relocates to his scrotal sack, he knows no distinction between adult and a minor.

Castrate the fool! Nonsense and ingredients!