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HealthRe: Wiping Back-to-front Introduces Bacteria From Anus To Vagina —researcher by telkevog(m): 1:35pm On Apr 19, 2021
She no even show video example huh huh

Meanwhile the one wey remain, one useless guy go use � tongue finish work grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Anambra Police Repel Attack At Zone 13 Regional Police Headquarters (Pics& Video by telkevog(m): 10:00am On Apr 19, 2021
They've tried this time. Next!
HealthRe: The Three Fingers Squeezing To Stop Premature Ejaculation Naturally! by telkevog(m): 6:34pm On Apr 18, 2021
Lecturer
TravelRe: BERAKING: Black Sunday In Benue: Many Dead As Explosion Rocks Agatu by telkevog(m): 4:33pm On Apr 18, 2021
Satan is throwing mankind into mourning every time and in different ways. And sometimes too, people's carelessness contributes to some of these tragedies.
These oil companies and the their truck drivers should ascertain the fitness of their vehicles before moving. Now that it has happened, obviously the driver did not survive.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Northern Traders Killed In Fresh Imo Attack by telkevog(m): 4:25pm On Apr 17, 2021
Brewing trouble here and there! Please mind the credibility of your posts.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Miyetti Allah To Rollout 5,000 Fulani Vigilantes To Tackle Amotekun, Ebubeagu by telkevog(m): 3:21pm On Apr 17, 2021
Fahdiga:
Where have you seen the so called Ebubeaturu
that is what I am saying my brother. No body has had been recruited not trained as EBUBEAGU
Nairaland GeneralRe: Miyetti Allah To Rollout 5,000 Fulani Vigilantes To Tackle Amotekun, Ebubeagu by telkevog(m): 3:14pm On Apr 17, 2021
Fahdiga:
They might succeed in the west but in the east is a no go area for terrorists
They may even succeed more in the East since the governors here are licking their ass.
The pronouncement of EBUBEAGU is not to fight bandits and herdsmen, rather, it is to fight ESN. Now tell me, a house divided against itself, how can it succeed?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Miyetti Allah To Rollout 5,000 Fulani Vigilantes To Tackle Amotekun, Ebubeagu by telkevog(m): 3:07pm On Apr 17, 2021
The point is that our governors in the South East are just morons. They will see and read news like this, but they will not do anything since they know that even Buhari is part of the plan.

Fulani are telling us now in clear terms that the war has started. Do you know that EBUBEAGU is and remains a mere pronouncement. No recruitment, no training has been made and it's not coming anytime soon.

The governors are busy accumulating wealth and arranging to leave the country with their families and abandon us here too face that war.
CelebritiesRe: A Female Ghanaian Pastor Using Her Br£ast To Heal Members(video) by telkevog(m): 2:55pm On Apr 17, 2021
This woman go de change pant every 30 minutes, because the kind sucking wey she go de receive go make her wet every minute.

I come in peace!
PoliticsRe: Abandoned Newborn Baby Rescued From Public Latrine In Abuja by telkevog(m): 7:59am On Apr 17, 2021
Na them! Some ladies eeeh! The mother might even be reading this news right now
PhonesRe: Tecno Camon 16s Or Redmi 9t? by telkevog(m): 4:58pm On Apr 15, 2021
skywalker240:
You Sir, is a big tech olodo

Now go to settings and scroll to find developer option, and scroll to about phone, or go to settings and scroll to about device it varies Depending on the type of device you use. Then take a screenshot of the results you clicked and upload them here. Even with my mokite (monkey tail) washed eyes, i was able to reflect what was asked of you. grin
SportsRe: Vandrezzer Fc Bids Nnl Farewell by telkevog(m): 2:01pm On Apr 15, 2021
Well, your story is long, but they should be allowed to play in NNL, cos we want to improve on sports development in this country. At least that is the only thing that give us joy in Nigeria these days.
PhonesRe: Tecno Camon 16s Or Redmi 9t? by telkevog(m): 12:42pm On Apr 15, 2021
sunshineV:
and ur mama send u go school?
Na waa o, I really don't understand the reason for the insult sir!
PhonesRe: Tecno Camon 16s Or Redmi 9t? by telkevog(m): 11:57am On Apr 15, 2021
sunshineV:
screenshot ur about phone section and upload

PhonesRe: Tecno Camon 16s Or Redmi 9t? by telkevog(m): 8:42am On Apr 15, 2021
My Camon16 is working well for me.
Picture quality, battery is durable etc. Maybe you can consider it.
CelebritiesRe: All Pastors Are Fraudsters In My Book – Actress Iheme Nancy Drag Pastors by telkevog(m): 8:32am On Apr 15, 2021
Hmmm! Please put 'except Odumeje', to avoid stories that touch the heart.
Ads Jesus is a case study! grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Photo Of A Soldier Using Shovel To Eat As Plate by telkevog(m): 8:07am On Apr 15, 2021
It is well,only if Nigerian youths will leave sex matters and focus more on taking the country's leadership from the grips of these old folks.If our men had channel their energy and discoveries over serious issues other than the female organ all these backwardness the country is experiencing would have been a thing of the past
Zzor who do you this thing self? Seems you like sex and it's organs to much. See topic on a soldier eating with shovel, you just carry men and female sex organ from nowhere put inside just like that.
What do you think you ladies have in between those sticks you call legs? We no go hear word again because wuna carry pu**y?
HealthRe: Anyone Knows Where She Can Get A Therapist In Nigeria? by telkevog(m): 10:14pm On Apr 14, 2021
DM me and tell me exactly what happened to her
TravelRe: 17 People Die In Onitsha As Flood From Heavy Rainfall Sweeps Bus Into Culvert by telkevog(m): 2:54pm On Apr 13, 2021
Ceenachi:
Mumu
No go find better tin do
Nah south east matter go kee u lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Idiot tongue tongue
Imagine! You've insulted me already as if I am not from South East. Check my profile, I am from Aba, Abia state. I will not insult you in return, all I do is constructive criticism.

Meanwhile, are you sure you are not one of those useless governor's we have here in nairaland?
TravelRe: 17 People Die In Onitsha As Flood From Heavy Rainfall Sweeps Bus Into Culvert by telkevog(m): 11:46am On Apr 13, 2021
What a sad news! The rainy season is just starting, by the time it is here fully, it will expose the uselessness of some governor's especially in the South East
PoliticsJudiciary Officers, Workers To Get Improved Salaries by telkevog(op): 10:37am On Apr 13, 2021
NEWSJudges, judicial workers to get enhanced salaries – MalamiPublished on April 12, 2021By Annie Nwosu


The Minister of Justice, Abubakar Malami, SAN, has said that judges and other judicial officers across the country will soon be getting good pay and welfare packages.


Malami made this known during an interview with newsmen at the Sokoto State High Court of Justice Complex on Monday, NAN reports.

He said the Presidential mandate given as regards the welfare of judicial officers resulted in the setting up of the committee on the Review of Judicial Salaries and Conditions of Service.

“As you all know, to sustain democracy through effective administration of Justice, Judges as the defenders of social justice and Lords of our judicial realm, as well as other judicial staff, must be adequately taken care of.


“This of course is by way of enhanced emoluments and welfare packages, to enable them dispense justice at all times without fear or favour, in an independent manner’’.

“As the Judiciary remains a strong catalyst to our modern-day democracy, great efforts towards the protection of our democratic principles become the bedrocks for sustainable democracy.

“I look forward with passion to an independent and autonomous Sokoto State Judiciary for a greater attainment of democratic principles and for the effective and efficient administration of justice in Sokoto State, and in Nigeria at large”, he said.
SportsRe: Ighalo: I Turned Down Mourinho And Tottenham To Join Manchester United by telkevog(m): 9:58am On Apr 13, 2021
So how did you fare with Man utd?
CrimeRe: Wanted S*x Hawker by telkevog(m): 9:41am On Apr 13, 2021
Na for night e carry am?

Meanwhile he enjoyed the show alone, let him also bear the brunt alone.
Did he not consider the risk before going for a prostitute? He should have known that they are criminals.
PoliticsMust We Continue This Way? by telkevog(op): 9:27am On Apr 13, 2021
British named them *Burma.* They rejected it, restructured & renamed themselves *Myanmar.*

-British named them *Upper Volta*, but they rejected it, restructured and renamed themselves *Burkina Faso* - Land of Incorruptible People.

-British named them *Gold Coast,* they rejected it, restructured and renamed themselves *Ghana.*

-British named them *Southern Rhodesia.* They rejected it, restructured and renamed themselves *Zimbabwe.*

-British named them *Northern Rhodesia.* They rejected it, restructured and renamed themselves *Zambia.*

-British named them *Tanganyika.* They rejected it, restructured & renamed themselves *Tanzania.*

-Germans named them *colony of South West Africa.* They rejected it, restructured and renamed themselves *Namibia.*

-France named them *Dahomey.* They rejected it, restructured and renamed themselves *Benin.*

-Belgium named them *Zaire.* However, they rejected it, restructured & renamed themselves *Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC).*

-Britain named a bunch of people - *Nigeria.* They rather kill to preserve it than restructure and give themselves a befitting new name.

*"It is only an animal that bears the name that is given to it by his enemy"* (Proverb).

*THE FUTILITY OF PRESERVING NIGERIA*

*My angry reaction earlier today on APC UK platform:*

*Most of the Diasporans here living in Europe. Can you show me one multi-ethnic state in Europe where one group is positioned to dominate the rest that hasn't broken up?*

*For those who do not know, what you call ethnic groups in Nigeria are called nations in Europe.*

*There's nowhere in the world where the white man accepts domination from another white man in perpetuity.*

*It used to be so under the Roman empire and the like. Not anymore. The Communists tried it, dividing society into capitalists and proletariats, deluding themselves that ethnicity is effectively swept under the carpet, but what followed? The Communist edifices in Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, and the big brother, USSR, all collapsed, while the two Germans that are ethnically the same but split by communism vs capitalism were reunited. Such is the power of ethnic nationalism.*

*Czechoslovakia was made up of two ethnic groups, the Czech and the Slovakians. Both separated peacefully on 1st January 1993. The former is today 10.6 million people and the latter 5.4 million. Added together, they're not up to Lagos. Yet, they split for peace. Two masters can't be in the same house.*

*Yugoslavia in 1991 was 23.2 million, barely more than Lagos population. It broke into six countries same year - all along ethnic lines, namely: Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Serbia, and Slovenia.*

*Then the big brother, USSR. It had, at least, the following ethnic groups identified by their languages:*

*Regional languages:*

Ukrainian

Belarusian

Uzbek

Kazakh

Georgian

Azerbaijani

Lithuanian

Moldavian

Latvian

Kyrgyz

Tajik

Armenian

Turkmen

Estonian

*Minority languages:*

Abkhaz

Bashkir

Buryat

Chechen

Finnish

Volga German

Korean

Ossetian

Tatar

& various others.

*Today, your fingers will not be enough to count the number of countries that have emerged from the USSR.*

*Sit down there and be preaching unity in Nigeria as if you're the kindest gentleman on earth while you have no solution to the genocide in Southern Kaduna, the illegal but officially condoned arms in the hands of killer herdsmen roaming the country, and be condemning those better informed about the fact that the country is undergoing the strains of a forced union and should be peacefully restructured or let people go their separate ways.*

*In Europe, the two best examples of fairly stable multi-ethnic states are the UK and Switzerland. The former is led by reasonable men who permitted regional autonomy to the Irish, the Scots and the Welsh, while the English dominate Westminster. That's something some of us are asking for, but you're fighting against it in your own country wracked by ethnic crisis. Your own people are better off under oppression of fellow black men because your people have bad leaders who can't do better than their new internal colonisers.*

*The latter country, Switzerland, has four ethnic groups. Each of them rotates the presidency annually through seven cantons that constitute the federation units. All the four languages of the four ethnic groups are recognized as official languages and school languages to boot, namely: German, French, Italian, and Romansch that has just a few thousand speakers!*

*There's nowhere in the world where the Caucasians allow the domination of their group by another.*

*In Canada, Quebec is the only full French-speaking province, aside a little section of New Brunswick. The other seven provinces are English-speaking. Yet, Canada is bilingual for the sake of Quebec! And each of the provinces is largely self-governing.*

*Here we are in Nigeria, you have people arguing vehemently that a decrepit, structurally-flawed, and crisis-prone artificial contraption badly configured by the British only needs good people to survive. Why not centralise the powers of the British regions to London and see what happens?
PoliticsRe: Ebube Agu Security Outfit Is The Best Way To Deal With Nnamdi Kanu And ESN by telkevog(m): 9:18am On Apr 13, 2021
Omoslim26:
Anybody dat stands against Ebubeagu is an enemy of Igbo.


Everyone should better rally together and make dis work, bcus for those who are dilutional and thinking We will adopt the militia of one man and his seccessionist group as the regional security outfit for Ala Igbo, should know dat they don't even have any argument or debatable logic. It is not possible for one man to impose anything on Ala Igbo. A regional security outfit is a generally debated, argued and endorsed creation by and for all entity in the said region.

I am an Igboman I am not an Ipob man, so why should I trust ipob to create anything for me, on what ground, as what exactly, you might be Ipob leader but you are not my leader.

God bless Ebubeagu
God bless Ala Igbo
Your so called EBUBEAGU is and remains a mere pronouncement made two days ago, they haven't even started recruitment process and that Will take another one year.
Meanwhile upon the pronouncement, the heardsmen, terrorist and bandits increased their tempo. If we should rely on your EBUBEAGU, they will finish us before you finish your recruitment process. Even the the greedy governor's in the South East will not sustain the security network. They will still owe them salaries just like other agencies.
But for ESN, stop deceiving yourself by thinking that Nnamdi Kanu is the one funding it. He is just one person out of the thousands of IPOB Members worldwide. When they did their recruitment and training they didn't make noise and no one heard of it until they are ready to commence operation, and since then they've never had issue of funding.
I tell you members of EBUBEAGU will eventually switch allegiance to ESN one by one. Let's watch!
CrimeRe: Beware Of This Person Adorablefwb He Is A Kidnapper by telkevog(m): 9:07am On Apr 12, 2021
Let the way begin, we want to establish a fact!
CelebritiesRe: Rita Edochie Finally Forgives Ada Jesus & Warns People To Stop Defaming Others by telkevog(m): 9:05am On Apr 12, 2021
Don't mind her. She thinks she is safe, she will eventually fall out with that her 'god' odumeje.
We are watching!

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