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Phones / Re: Tecno Camon 16s Or Redmi 9t? by telkevog(m): 12:42pm On Apr 15, 2021
sunshineV:
and ur mama send u go school?
Na waa o, I really don't understand the reason for the insult sir!
Phones / Re: Tecno Camon 16s Or Redmi 9t? by telkevog(m): 11:57am On Apr 15, 2021
sunshineV:
screenshot ur about phone section and upload

Phones / Re: Tecno Camon 16s Or Redmi 9t? by telkevog(m): 8:42am On Apr 15, 2021
My Camon16 is working well for me.
Picture quality, battery is durable etc. Maybe you can consider it.
Celebrities / Re: All Pastors Are Fraudsters In My Book – Actress Iheme Nancy Drag Pastors by telkevog(m): 8:32am On Apr 15, 2021
Hmmm! Please put 'except Odumeje', to avoid stories that touch the heart.
Ads Jesus is a case study! grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Photo Of A Soldier Using Shovel To Eat As Plate by telkevog(m): 8:07am On Apr 15, 2021
It is well,only if Nigerian youths will leave sex matters and focus more on taking the country's leadership from the grips of these old folks.If our men had channel their energy and discoveries over serious issues other than the female organ all these backwardness the country is experiencing would have been a thing of the past

Zzor who do you this thing self? Seems you like sex and it's organs to much. See topic on a soldier eating with shovel, you just carry men and female sex organ from nowhere put inside just like that.
What do you think you ladies have in between those sticks you call legs? We no go hear word again because wuna carry pu**y?

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Health / Re: Anyone Knows Where She Can Get A Therapist In Nigeria? by telkevog(m): 10:14pm On Apr 14, 2021
DM me and tell me exactly what happened to her
Travel / Re: 17 People Die In Onitsha As Flood From Heavy Rainfall Sweeps Bus Into Culvert by telkevog(m): 2:54pm On Apr 13, 2021
Ceenachi:


Mumu
No go find better tin do
Nah south east matter go kee u lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Idiot tongue tongue

Imagine! You've insulted me already as if I am not from South East. Check my profile, I am from Aba, Abia state. I will not insult you in return, all I do is constructive criticism.

Meanwhile, are you sure you are not one of those useless governor's we have here in nairaland?
Travel / Re: 17 People Die In Onitsha As Flood From Heavy Rainfall Sweeps Bus Into Culvert by telkevog(m): 11:46am On Apr 13, 2021
What a sad news! The rainy season is just starting, by the time it is here fully, it will expose the uselessness of some governor's especially in the South East

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Politics / Judiciary Officers, Workers To Get Improved Salaries by telkevog(m): 10:37am On Apr 13, 2021
NEWSJudges, judicial workers to get enhanced salaries – MalamiPublished on April 12, 2021By Annie Nwosu


The Minister of Justice, Abubakar Malami, SAN, has said that judges and other judicial officers across the country will soon be getting good pay and welfare packages.


Malami made this known during an interview with newsmen at the Sokoto State High Court of Justice Complex on Monday, NAN reports.

He said the Presidential mandate given as regards the welfare of judicial officers resulted in the setting up of the committee on the Review of Judicial Salaries and Conditions of Service.

“As you all know, to sustain democracy through effective administration of Justice, Judges as the defenders of social justice and Lords of our judicial realm, as well as other judicial staff, must be adequately taken care of.


“This of course is by way of enhanced emoluments and welfare packages, to enable them dispense justice at all times without fear or favour, in an independent manner’’.

“As the Judiciary remains a strong catalyst to our modern-day democracy, great efforts towards the protection of our democratic principles become the bedrocks for sustainable democracy.

“I look forward with passion to an independent and autonomous Sokoto State Judiciary for a greater attainment of democratic principles and for the effective and efficient administration of justice in Sokoto State, and in Nigeria at large”, he said.
Sports / Re: Ighalo: I Turned Down Mourinho And Tottenham To Join Manchester United by telkevog(m): 9:58am On Apr 13, 2021
So how did you fare with Man utd?
Crime / Re: Wanted S*x Hawker by telkevog(m): 9:41am On Apr 13, 2021
Na for night e carry am?

Meanwhile he enjoyed the show alone, let him also bear the brunt alone.
Did he not consider the risk before going for a prostitute? He should have known that they are criminals.

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Politics / Must We Continue This Way? by telkevog(m): 9:27am On Apr 13, 2021
British named them *Burma.* They rejected it, restructured & renamed themselves *Myanmar.*

-British named them *Upper Volta*, but they rejected it, restructured and renamed themselves *Burkina Faso* - Land of Incorruptible People.

-British named them *Gold Coast,* they rejected it, restructured and renamed themselves *Ghana.*

-British named them *Southern Rhodesia.* They rejected it, restructured and renamed themselves *Zimbabwe.*

-British named them *Northern Rhodesia.* They rejected it, restructured and renamed themselves *Zambia.*

-British named them *Tanganyika.* They rejected it, restructured & renamed themselves *Tanzania.*

-Germans named them *colony of South West Africa.* They rejected it, restructured and renamed themselves *Namibia.*

-France named them *Dahomey.* They rejected it, restructured and renamed themselves *Benin.*

-Belgium named them *Zaire.* However, they rejected it, restructured & renamed themselves *Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC).*

-Britain named a bunch of people - *Nigeria.* They rather kill to preserve it than restructure and give themselves a befitting new name.

*"It is only an animal that bears the name that is given to it by his enemy"* (Proverb).

*THE FUTILITY OF PRESERVING NIGERIA*

*My angry reaction earlier today on APC UK platform:*

*Most of the Diasporans here living in Europe. Can you show me one multi-ethnic state in Europe where one group is positioned to dominate the rest that hasn't broken up?*

*For those who do not know, what you call ethnic groups in Nigeria are called nations in Europe.*

*There's nowhere in the world where the white man accepts domination from another white man in perpetuity.*

*It used to be so under the Roman empire and the like. Not anymore. The Communists tried it, dividing society into capitalists and proletariats, deluding themselves that ethnicity is effectively swept under the carpet, but what followed? The Communist edifices in Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, and the big brother, USSR, all collapsed, while the two Germans that are ethnically the same but split by communism vs capitalism were reunited. Such is the power of ethnic nationalism.*

*Czechoslovakia was made up of two ethnic groups, the Czech and the Slovakians. Both separated peacefully on 1st January 1993. The former is today 10.6 million people and the latter 5.4 million. Added together, they're not up to Lagos. Yet, they split for peace. Two masters can't be in the same house.*

*Yugoslavia in 1991 was 23.2 million, barely more than Lagos population. It broke into six countries same year - all along ethnic lines, namely: Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Serbia, and Slovenia.*

*Then the big brother, USSR. It had, at least, the following ethnic groups identified by their languages:*

*Regional languages:*

Ukrainian

Belarusian

Uzbek

Kazakh

Georgian

Azerbaijani

Lithuanian

Moldavian

Latvian

Kyrgyz

Tajik

Armenian

Turkmen

Estonian

*Minority languages:*

Abkhaz

Bashkir

Buryat

Chechen

Finnish

Volga German

Korean

Ossetian

Tatar

& various others.

*Today, your fingers will not be enough to count the number of countries that have emerged from the USSR.*

*Sit down there and be preaching unity in Nigeria as if you're the kindest gentleman on earth while you have no solution to the genocide in Southern Kaduna, the illegal but officially condoned arms in the hands of killer herdsmen roaming the country, and be condemning those better informed about the fact that the country is undergoing the strains of a forced union and should be peacefully restructured or let people go their separate ways.*

*In Europe, the two best examples of fairly stable multi-ethnic states are the UK and Switzerland. The former is led by reasonable men who permitted regional autonomy to the Irish, the Scots and the Welsh, while the English dominate Westminster. That's something some of us are asking for, but you're fighting against it in your own country wracked by ethnic crisis. Your own people are better off under oppression of fellow black men because your people have bad leaders who can't do better than their new internal colonisers.*

*The latter country, Switzerland, has four ethnic groups. Each of them rotates the presidency annually through seven cantons that constitute the federation units. All the four languages of the four ethnic groups are recognized as official languages and school languages to boot, namely: German, French, Italian, and Romansch that has just a few thousand speakers!*

*There's nowhere in the world where the Caucasians allow the domination of their group by another.*

*In Canada, Quebec is the only full French-speaking province, aside a little section of New Brunswick. The other seven provinces are English-speaking. Yet, Canada is bilingual for the sake of Quebec! And each of the provinces is largely self-governing.*

*Here we are in Nigeria, you have people arguing vehemently that a decrepit, structurally-flawed, and crisis-prone artificial contraption badly configured by the British only needs good people to survive. Why not centralise the powers of the British regions to London and see what happens?

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Politics / Re: Ebube Agu Security Outfit Is The Best Way To Deal With Nnamdi Kanu And ESN by telkevog(m): 9:18am On Apr 13, 2021
Omoslim26:
Anybody dat stands against Ebubeagu is an enemy of Igbo.


Everyone should better rally together and make dis work, bcus for those who are dilutional and thinking We will adopt the militia of one man and his seccessionist group as the regional security outfit for Ala Igbo, should know dat they don't even have any argument or debatable logic. It is not possible for one man to impose anything on Ala Igbo. A regional security outfit is a generally debated, argued and endorsed creation by and for all entity in the said region.

I am an Igboman I am not an Ipob man, so why should I trust ipob to create anything for me, on what ground, as what exactly, you might be Ipob leader but you are not my leader.

God bless Ebubeagu
God bless Ala Igbo
Your so called EBUBEAGU is and remains a mere pronouncement made two days ago, they haven't even started recruitment process and that Will take another one year.
Meanwhile upon the pronouncement, the heardsmen, terrorist and bandits increased their tempo. If we should rely on your EBUBEAGU, they will finish us before you finish your recruitment process. Even the the greedy governor's in the South East will not sustain the security network. They will still owe them salaries just like other agencies.
But for ESN, stop deceiving yourself by thinking that Nnamdi Kanu is the one funding it. He is just one person out of the thousands of IPOB Members worldwide. When they did their recruitment and training they didn't make noise and no one heard of it until they are ready to commence operation, and since then they've never had issue of funding.
I tell you members of EBUBEAGU will eventually switch allegiance to ESN one by one. Let's watch!
Crime / Re: Beware Of This Person Adorablefwb He Is A Kidnapper by telkevog(m): 9:07am On Apr 12, 2021
Let the way begin, we want to establish a fact!
Celebrities / Re: Rita Edochie Finally Forgives Ada Jesus & Warns People To Stop Defaming Others by telkevog(m): 9:05am On Apr 12, 2021
Don't mind her. She thinks she is safe, she will eventually fall out with that her 'god' odumeje.
We are watching!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Supporters & Anti-Buhari Protesters Clash In London: Pictures & Video by telkevog(m): 3:42pm On Apr 11, 2021
Racoon:
Shame on those Buhari supporters.They can't come home to enjoy the anarchy, impunity, lawlessness, and deteriorating insecurity Buhari have entrenched back home but busy standing with the monumental failure of a president in London.This is how they will continue to suffer shame.
I don't think they know the extent Nigeria is doomed. They are being blindfolded and the moment they heard the truth from anti Buharis, they started leaving

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos Of Nelson Mandela's Lookalike Go Viral by telkevog(m): 3:04pm On Apr 11, 2021
Na waa o, everything get fake for this world these days. Imagine fake Mandela! grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Bandits Ambush Army Convoy In Benue, Cart Away N28 Million Cash And Weapons by telkevog(m): 1:46pm On Apr 08, 2021
Brainlight:
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GUNMEN AND BANDITS?
The difference is that GUNMEN are unknown, while BANDITS are very well known. You get the point?
Fashion / Re: Woman With Longest Nails In The World Finally Cuts Them After 29 Years (video) by telkevog(m): 8:34am On Apr 08, 2021
Big time leis! Nothing will make me believe those nails are natural.
You want to tell me she does nothing at all? Because with those things there she can't do anything, not even feeding, dressing, bathing herself.
Celebrities / Re: Morocco Maduka Buried In Anambra (Photos) by telkevog(m): 8:25am On Apr 08, 2021
One of my best highlife musicians

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Want To Join ESN by telkevog(m): 10:25pm On Apr 07, 2021
Bros, you know sure say they give you temporary license. If they actually did, then you bleeped up. Under such circumstance, I cannot even Beg them. Let them take me to their office, and there and then they must give me the permanent one before I leave.
Let's learn to stand for our rights when it is very clear that we are right. E don to much for this people!

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Crime / Re: My Boyfriend Died On Top Of Me During Sex – Lady Cries Out On Social Media by telkevog(m): 9:06pm On Apr 07, 2021
You've won world cup, Now wait for your crown of impunity!
Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph: I Flew From Enugu To Have Sex With My Husband In Lagos by telkevog(m): 8:51pm On Apr 07, 2021
The mod that pushed this thread to front page is high on cow dung
Education / Re: Breaking: ASUP Shuts Down Polytechnics by telkevog(m): 11:59am On Apr 06, 2021
Hahahaha! Buhari don already start his own strike since. Osinbajo, the minsters and other members of the executive cabinet will soon join. Then followed by the service chiefs.

Parliamentary staff Union is already on strike, soon to be joined by the National Assembly members.

Judiciary Staff Union has commenced, meaning that judges and magistrates are automatically on strike too.

Nigeria and our leaders go hear am. They go know say 'The life and safety of the Director, dey for security man hand'
Politics / Re: Unleashing Minions To Litter Every Thread, Will Not Save The Terrorists by telkevog(m): 8:46am On Apr 06, 2021
What is that your name again? NgeneUkwuewu or ukwu okuko? You still de exist? I thought you gone extinct!

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Politics / Re: Judiciary Staff Union Of Nigeria (JUSUN) Begins Indefinite Strike by telkevog(m): 8:02am On Apr 06, 2021
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Politics / Judiciary Staff Union Of Nigeria (JUSUN) Begins Indefinite Strike by telkevog(m): 7:52am On Apr 06, 2021
The Judiciary Staff Union has commenced an indefinite strike effective from Tuesday, 6th April, 2021

Politics / Re: President Buhari Leaves London For Saudi Arabia Amidst Omokri’s Led Protest by telkevog(m): 5:45am On Apr 06, 2021
vikithor:

guy you wicked o,see as your comment force me to laugh n tears.
I like what Nigerian in u.k led by Reno Omokri did to that living ancestor.We pursue h anywhere he turns until he returns to his hole in aso pit.
.......
learn ho to drive better. let's process your driving license and vehicle papers.see contacts below.
My brother that man don tire us!

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