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Romance / Re: Makurdi Hookup Is Really Cheap by telkevog(m): 5:25pm On Sep 13
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Education / Re: UNIBEN Student Accused Of Stealing Roommate’s 20-Inch Bone Straight by telkevog(m): 10:05am On Sep 02
Imagine!
As she cut am, the Bone no come straight again grin

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Politics / Re: Rivers: Stakeholders Condemn Shooting At Innocent Women In The State. by telkevog(m): 8:22am On Aug 05
This is very pathetic!

However, the earlier we realize the truth, the better. The world is in turmoil because Satan is on rampage. He is using evil mines humans and heartless politicians to unleash mayhem. Infact, he is in control(1John 5:29). Those carrying out these evils don't even know they're under Satan's control.
Celebrities / Re: P'square Rudeboy Blasts Joe Igbokwe: “Elder Wey Mumu, Your Papa!” by telkevog(m): 8:07am On Aug 05
That's the bad side of social media!

Those who use Social Media unreasonably attracts this kind of embarrassment.

If Rudeboy has kept his family issues of Social Media, Joe Igbokwe wouldn't have called him out publicly, and would have also persevered his self respect as an elder.

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Meets Tiwa Savage At London Airport (Video) by telkevog(m): 8:39am On Jun 04
KnowledgePower7:
Heheehehe grin grin grin

Portable reminds me of my life story
My dad preach that going to University was the greatest thing ever.

I always told him that things have changed
2020 is not 1980... Things don change
In 1980 going to University was considered the greatest thing ever
Some mumu parents still think like that today, wasting 500k just for one useless paper grin

Thank God I no listen to that man at all
Instead of Uni I went and hustled instead
11 years later I thank God for that decision
Back then my dad will say I'm useless
Because I refuse to get degree
Now that I have made money, he is the one boasting with my name at home.

With the funds I have now I can go to any university if I want grin grin

In this hard time I'm the one feeding my family and siblings that have masters and PhD grin grin

This life is truly funny...


I agree with you on this!
University Education have relatively lost its meaning and value. Even some of the so-called graduates are not employable because they don't know anything. Some can't even speak or write correctly.

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Crime / Re: Police Officer Murdered A Young Family Man In Cold Blood In Abuja. Graphic by telkevog(m): 7:00pm On May 23
Oh my God! 🙆😭😭😭

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Education / Re: Chukwuemeka Okonkwo: 8-Year-Old Anambra Pupil Beaten To Coma By Teacher Dies by telkevog(m): 6:56pm On May 23
This is too heartbreaking😭
I wonder what will be going on in the mind of the parents now.
I can't even hold my tears. 😭😭😭

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TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Variety Shows Of The 1980s. by telkevog(m): 2:36pm On Jan 28
Nice
Romance / Re: 40 Life "Cheat Codes" Everyone Should Know. by telkevog(m): 11:43pm On Jan 02
Okay na🙆
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Former House Of Assembly Speaker Is Dead by telkevog(m): 8:28am On Dec 27, 2023
I think it should be Former House of Reps Speaker

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Defeats Charles Okocha To Win Keenly Contested Celebrity Boxing Match by telkevog(m): 7:58am On Dec 27, 2023
So, 'Wahala' defeated 'Philomena'🙆

Better nko, normal human being and mad man de fight?

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Crime / "I'm Dying Of Cancer"-deziani Allison Madueke by telkevog(m): 4:00pm On Dec 23, 2023
I’m dying of cancer. Please, forgive me and allow me to return home — Diezani

****I am now a born again Christian, I beg Nigerians to forgive me for misappropriating their money

The former petroleum minister from the era of President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, who sought refuge in the UK due to fears of the EFCC, Diezani Alison-Madueke, has now appealed to the Nigerian government for leniency.

In an open letter to president Tinubu through EFCC, Diezani has confessed that she gave His Excellency Dauda Lawal $9billion and he is not picking her calls. She wants him to refund the money to Nigerian government.

‘I was the petroleum minister during Goodluck Jonathan’s regime. I am presently in The UK. I am now a born again Christian and I am suffering from second stage breast cancer in which I will be on medications throughout my life.

I entrusted over $9billion into the hands of Dauda Lawal who was the Executive Director of First Bank Nigeria PLC then. He is now The Zamfara State Governor.

Unfortunately he doesn’t pick my calls anymore. He even worked in Collaboration with The UK police to put me under Surveillance, maybe to claim the Money I entrusted to him when I die.

My husband, all my family members and my Nigerian lawyer knew about my relationship with Dauda

Mrs Diezani, reportedly in the second stage of her cancer, has implored President Bola Ahmed Tinubu to permit her to return to Nigeria to confess to her financial misconduct during her tenure.

Speaking to the press in London after a medical visit, the ex-Petroleum minister, accused of embezzling billions of dollars from Nigeria, expressed her readiness to disclose details of the funds she allegedly misappropriated while in office.

“I am now a born-again Christian and currently grappling with the second stage of cancer, for which my United Kingdom-based physician has advised me to continue medication for the rest of my life,” she disclosed. “Yes, no one is flawless, but sometimes, God Almighty permits such occurrences.

I’ve been accused of financial misconduct during my tenure as the petroleum minister, and it’s true! However, I would like President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and Nigerians to forgive me, allow me to return home, and contribute because life is transient,” Diezani tearfully stated.

- Maria Ude Nwachi
Romance / Re: Help! My Marriage Of Three Months Is About To Collapse. by telkevog(m): 12:55pm On Dec 13, 2023
That's some women for you.

"For Better For Stay, For Worst For Go", that's what girls of this generation see marriage to be.
Bro, you have potentials. If she wants to leave, just don't worry her. Just keep fighting, you'll definitely breakthrough one day. Then it will be your turn to turn her down if she eventually wants to return.
Infact, she never loved you in the first place. Your only getting to find out now because only the test of fire makes a fine steel. You should have seen it coming, but maybe you were blinded by love.

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Jokes Etc / Your Answers Please: Who Saved Mr Ben?? by telkevog(m): 10:31pm On Dec 12, 2023
Mr. Ben dropped his wife off and was to wait for her till she was done.

While waiting for her in the car, a beautiful lady walked past and Ben who saw a potential side chick could not resist her charm.

He came down from his car to shoot his shot. He walked up to her and succeeded in getting her number to continue the business later.

On his way back to his car, this container truck fell on the car crushing it beyond repair. Everyone screamed because they knew someone was in the car.

But Nwokeike's life was spared. He watched the whole thing happen right before him. Mrs Ben on hearing the sound of the crush, ran out of the building where she was, only to see that her husband's car has been crushed but her husband is right there standing without any scratch.

She is thanking God for saving her husband's life. Now, Ben is wondering how he is going to share the testimony on Sunday.

WHO SAVED MR BEN?
Politics / Re: Bombing Of Kaduna Residents Decided By God Else It Wouldn’t Have Happened -Tinub by telkevog(m): 9:26pm On Dec 11, 2023
Why you no go tell them for Kaduna?

They bomb people for Kaduna, you go Maiduguri dey talk nonsense.
Why not go to the place wey e happen to tell them say na God bomb their people.

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Sports / Re: CAF African Footballer Of The Year: Nigerias Victor Osimhen Is 2023 Winner by telkevog(m): 9:14pm On Dec 11, 2023
Waao, congratulations! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Two of them go sleep for one bed, in one room this night.🙆🙆

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Politics / Re: APC Blackmailing Me – Gov Alia by telkevog(m): 10:16pm On Dec 10, 2023
A true Christian de join politics? The Jews at a time, wanted to make Jesus their king but Jesus withdrew from them. He knew it wasn't the reason why he came to this earth.

You a 'Reverend Father' joined politics, now you're complaining. You're just seeing 'political shege'. You're yet to see 'Political Shege Banza'
Politics / Re: Justice Joseph Ikyegh Is Dead! (Appeal Court Justice Dies At 65) by telkevog(m): 4:22pm On Dec 07, 2023
Better don't die o, come back and see the condition you and your colleagues kept Nigeria.

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Properties / Re: Strict Tenancy Agreement With My Tenants by telkevog(m): 4:16pm On Dec 07, 2023
They are entitled to six months Notice to Quit as contained in the signed Tenancy Agreement, except if the tenant is in arrears already. That you accepted anything less is out of your own liniency and magnanimity, it does not cancel what is agreed in principle.
Politics / Re: Can You Imagine This Type Of Tweet Coming From A Nigerian by telkevog(m): 6:21am On Dec 06, 2023
Hmm, Satan's world
Politics / Re: I Lost 34 Family Members To Kaduna Bombing – Resident by telkevog(m): 10:20am On Dec 05, 2023
That's complete Genocide! 'Man has dominated to his harm', said the wise king Solomon!
Please, accept my condolences!

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Romance / Re: Waist Of A Lady Is The Cynosure To Guys But Some Ladies Are In Pains With It by telkevog(m): 8:32am On Dec 05, 2023
Mtcheww, I'm disappointed. No pinshure🙆! grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Sabinus Left With No Clothes As Don Jazzy Raids His Wardrobe by telkevog(m): 7:46pm On Dec 04, 2023
Haha 🤣🤣, this your caricature face is indeed a brand

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Romance / Re: Behold The Most Beautiful Woman In The World (picture) by telkevog(m): 11:24am On Dec 04, 2023
Shelter100:
I want to be like her
You're very beautiful dear, I even prefer you to her
Education / Re: Can Anyone Explain Why Gas Cylinder Comes With A Net by telkevog(m): 5:41pm On Dec 02, 2023
Mosquitos can puncture Cylinder for Africa🙆!

So, the net is to cover it against Mosquito bites.
DON'T QUOTE ME OO! 🚶🚶🚶

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Politics / Re: MC Oluomo Re-Elected As Lagos NURTW Chairman For A Second Term (Pics) by telkevog(m): 10:22pm On Nov 30, 2023
So the thuggery continues, right?

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Romance / Re: Have You Met A Nairalander Before? by telkevog(m): 10:14pm On Nov 30, 2023
The truth is that we meet one another almost everytime without knowing, until you get to find out he/she is a N/lander.

One of my female colleagues is a Nairalander, and I didn't know until she saw me typing a comment on a post, she shouted and told me her moniker.

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Phones / Re: Is Mark Zuckerberg Promoting Secret Affairs With This New Features On Whatsapp by telkevog(m): 9:05pm On Nov 30, 2023
I like it

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Health / Re: 70-year-old Woman Becomes Oldest African To Give Birth As She Delivers Twins by telkevog(m): 8:56pm On Nov 30, 2023
Hezzyluv:



(VIF) Perverted soul grin

IVF, not 'VIF'
Sports / Re: NFF Plans Introduction Of VAR In Domestic League by telkevog(m): 8:51pm On Nov 30, 2023
Haha 🤣🤣🤣, na fans go vex, break am, carry the pieces go home. No be Naija again?

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Politics / Re: Did Reno Omokri Actually Said These About Tinubu by telkevog(m): 7:05am On Nov 30, 2023
Honestly, I had to unfollow this Reno of a 'thing'. His hypocrisy is out of this world.

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