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TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Variety Shows Of The 1980s. by telkevog(m): 2:36pm On Jan 28
Nice
Romance / Re: 40 Life "Cheat Codes" Everyone Should Know. by telkevog(m): 11:43pm On Jan 02
Okay na🙆
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Former House Of Assembly Speaker Is Dead by telkevog(m): 8:28am On Dec 27, 2023
I think it should be Former House of Reps Speaker

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Defeats Charles Okocha To Win Keenly Contested Celebrity Boxing Match by telkevog(m): 7:58am On Dec 27, 2023
So, 'Wahala' defeated 'Philomena'🙆

Better nko, normal human being and mad man de fight?

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Crime / "I'm Dying Of Cancer"-deziani Allison Madueke by telkevog(m): 4:00pm On Dec 23, 2023
I’m dying of cancer. Please, forgive me and allow me to return home — Diezani

****I am now a born again Christian, I beg Nigerians to forgive me for misappropriating their money

The former petroleum minister from the era of President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, who sought refuge in the UK due to fears of the EFCC, Diezani Alison-Madueke, has now appealed to the Nigerian government for leniency.

In an open letter to president Tinubu through EFCC, Diezani has confessed that she gave His Excellency Dauda Lawal $9billion and he is not picking her calls. She wants him to refund the money to Nigerian government.

‘I was the petroleum minister during Goodluck Jonathan’s regime. I am presently in The UK. I am now a born again Christian and I am suffering from second stage breast cancer in which I will be on medications throughout my life.

I entrusted over $9billion into the hands of Dauda Lawal who was the Executive Director of First Bank Nigeria PLC then. He is now The Zamfara State Governor.

Unfortunately he doesn’t pick my calls anymore. He even worked in Collaboration with The UK police to put me under Surveillance, maybe to claim the Money I entrusted to him when I die.

My husband, all my family members and my Nigerian lawyer knew about my relationship with Dauda

Mrs Diezani, reportedly in the second stage of her cancer, has implored President Bola Ahmed Tinubu to permit her to return to Nigeria to confess to her financial misconduct during her tenure.

Speaking to the press in London after a medical visit, the ex-Petroleum minister, accused of embezzling billions of dollars from Nigeria, expressed her readiness to disclose details of the funds she allegedly misappropriated while in office.

“I am now a born-again Christian and currently grappling with the second stage of cancer, for which my United Kingdom-based physician has advised me to continue medication for the rest of my life,” she disclosed. “Yes, no one is flawless, but sometimes, God Almighty permits such occurrences.

I’ve been accused of financial misconduct during my tenure as the petroleum minister, and it’s true! However, I would like President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and Nigerians to forgive me, allow me to return home, and contribute because life is transient,” Diezani tearfully stated.

- Maria Ude Nwachi
Romance / Re: Help! My Marriage Of Three Months Is About To Collapse. by telkevog(m): 12:55pm On Dec 13, 2023
That's some women for you.

"For Better For Stay, For Worst For Go", that's what girls of this generation see marriage to be.
Bro, you have potentials. If she wants to leave, just don't worry her. Just keep fighting, you'll definitely breakthrough one day. Then it will be your turn to turn her down if she eventually wants to return.
Infact, she never loved you in the first place. Your only getting to find out now because only the test of fire makes a fine steel. You should have seen it coming, but maybe you were blinded by love.

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Jokes Etc / Your Answers Please: Who Saved Mr Ben?? by telkevog(m): 10:31pm On Dec 12, 2023
Mr. Ben dropped his wife off and was to wait for her till she was done.

While waiting for her in the car, a beautiful lady walked past and Ben who saw a potential side chick could not resist her charm.

He came down from his car to shoot his shot. He walked up to her and succeeded in getting her number to continue the business later.

On his way back to his car, this container truck fell on the car crushing it beyond repair. Everyone screamed because they knew someone was in the car.

But Nwokeike's life was spared. He watched the whole thing happen right before him. Mrs Ben on hearing the sound of the crush, ran out of the building where she was, only to see that her husband's car has been crushed but her husband is right there standing without any scratch.

She is thanking God for saving her husband's life. Now, Ben is wondering how he is going to share the testimony on Sunday.

WHO SAVED MR BEN?
Politics / Re: Bombing Of Kaduna Residents Decided By God Else It Wouldn’t Have Happened -Tinub by telkevog(m): 9:26pm On Dec 11, 2023
Why you no go tell them for Kaduna?

They bomb people for Kaduna, you go Maiduguri dey talk nonsense.
Why not go to the place wey e happen to tell them say na God bomb their people.

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Sports / Re: CAF African Footballer Of The Year: Nigerias Victor Osimhen Is 2023 Winner by telkevog(m): 9:14pm On Dec 11, 2023
Waao, congratulations! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Two of them go sleep for one bed, in one room this night.🙆🙆

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Politics / Re: APC Blackmailing Me – Gov Alia by telkevog(m): 10:16pm On Dec 10, 2023
A true Christian de join politics? The Jews at a time, wanted to make Jesus their king but Jesus withdrew from them. He knew it wasn't the reason why he came to this earth.

You a 'Reverend Father' joined politics, now you're complaining. You're just seeing 'political shege'. You're yet to see 'Political Shege Banza'
Politics / Re: Justice Joseph Ikyegh Is Dead! (Appeal Court Justice Dies At 65) by telkevog(m): 4:22pm On Dec 07, 2023
Better don't die o, come back and see the condition you and your colleagues kept Nigeria.

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Properties / Re: Strict Tenancy Agreement With My Tenants by telkevog(m): 4:16pm On Dec 07, 2023
They are entitled to six months Notice to Quit as contained in the signed Tenancy Agreement, except if the tenant is in arrears already. That you accepted anything less is out of your own liniency and magnanimity, it does not cancel what is agreed in principle.
Politics / Re: Can You Imagine This Type Of Tweet Coming From A Nigerian by telkevog(m): 6:21am On Dec 06, 2023
Hmm, Satan's world
Politics / Re: I Lost 34 Family Members To Kaduna Bombing – Resident by telkevog(m): 10:20am On Dec 05, 2023
That's complete Genocide! 'Man has dominated to his harm', said the wise king Solomon!
Please, accept my condolences!

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Romance / Re: Waist Of A Lady Is The Cynosure To Guys But Some Ladies Are In Pains With It by telkevog(m): 8:32am On Dec 05, 2023
Mtcheww, I'm disappointed. No pinshure🙆! grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Sabinus Left With No Clothes As Don Jazzy Raids His Wardrobe by telkevog(m): 7:46pm On Dec 04, 2023
Haha 🤣🤣, this your caricature face is indeed a brand

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Romance / Re: Behold The Most Beautiful Woman In The World (picture) by telkevog(m): 11:24am On Dec 04, 2023
Shelter100:
I want to be like her
You're very beautiful dear, I even prefer you to her
Education / Re: Can Anyone Explain Why Gas Cylinder Comes With A Net by telkevog(m): 5:41pm On Dec 02, 2023
Mosquitos can puncture Cylinder for Africa🙆!

So, the net is to cover it against Mosquito bites.
DON'T QUOTE ME OO! 🚶🚶🚶

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Politics / Re: MC Oluomo Re-Elected As Lagos NURTW Chairman For A Second Term (Pics) by telkevog(m): 10:22pm On Nov 30, 2023
So the thuggery continues, right?

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Romance / Re: Have You Met A Nairalander Before? by telkevog(m): 10:14pm On Nov 30, 2023
The truth is that we meet one another almost everytime without knowing, until you get to find out he/she is a N/lander.

One of my female colleagues is a Nairalander, and I didn't know until she saw me typing a comment on a post, she shouted and told me her moniker.

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Phones / Re: Is Mark Zuckerberg Promoting Secret Affairs With This New Features On Whatsapp by telkevog(m): 9:05pm On Nov 30, 2023
I like it

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Health / Re: 70-year-old Woman Becomes Oldest African To Give Birth As She Delivers Twins by telkevog(m): 8:56pm On Nov 30, 2023
Hezzyluv:



(VIF) Perverted soul grin

IVF, not 'VIF'
Sports / Re: NFF Plans Introduction Of VAR In Domestic League by telkevog(m): 8:51pm On Nov 30, 2023
Haha 🤣🤣🤣, na fans go vex, break am, carry the pieces go home. No be Naija again?

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Politics / Re: Did Reno Omokri Actually Said These About Tinubu by telkevog(m): 7:05am On Nov 30, 2023
Honestly, I had to unfollow this Reno of a 'thing'. His hypocrisy is out of this world.
Education / Re: I Regret Going To School. Wish My Parents Listened To Me by telkevog(m): 9:10pm On Nov 29, 2023
Just be humble and start whatever your heart moves you too do now.
Don't regret behind a graduate, it will even be an added advantage that will help you make a difference in your new found trade.

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Politics / Re: New Report Calls For Urgent Action To End Poverty And Hunger In Africa. by telkevog(m): 9:12pm On Nov 28, 2023
It is a mission impossible!
With the greedy old leaders and politicians in Africa, it will even keep rising.

Only God can save us!

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Military Behaves Like Boko Haram------inspector-general Of Police Says by telkevog(m): 9:03pm On Nov 28, 2023
What do you expect when and where "repentant Boko Haram" are reintegrated into the society, and later recruited into the Army!

Boko Haram have infiltrated into the entire Nigerian military and change their orientation. We are in trouble. Know this and know peace!

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Crime / Re: The Increase Of Teenage Prostitution In NIGERIA, Force Teenagers Prostitution by telkevog(m): 5:00pm On Nov 28, 2023
Honestly, nothing exposes children to child prostitution than Street Hawking.
Jobless and unreasonable men see them as easy sex tool. It really hurts me seeing little children engage in street Hawking.
Most times they ignorantly succumb when they offer to buy up their goods to save them from the scourge of the sun and still give them pocket money on top.

It is really a very sad situation!!!
Food / Re: See The Onion I Bought #200 by telkevog(m): 4:48pm On Nov 28, 2023
cocolacec:

Plant your own in the garden.
Jagaban brother, I hope you and your community have your own onions garden
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Seeks Senate Approval For Fresh $8.6billion, €100million Loans by telkevog(m): 4:40pm On Nov 28, 2023
Honestly, by the end of this man's tenure, he would have used up the chances of borrowing for Nigeria such that the next President will not see where to borrow again

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Politics / Re: Kano Guber: Coalition Of Yoruba Groups Task S'court On Integrity Of Judiciary by telkevog(m): 3:25pm On Nov 28, 2023
Why didn't they question the integrity of the Judiciary when it raped Democracy to favor their Jagaban?
As long as Nigeria is concerned, we've learned to swallow everything that comes hook, line and sinker. They've already set the precedent in Tinubu's case

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