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Politics / Re: President Buhari Leaves London For Saudi Arabia Amidst Omokri’s Led Protest by telkevog(m): 9:10pm On Apr 05, 2021
The ghost is not coming back again, thank God.
He has returned to his grave in Saudi Arabia, that is where he was buried! grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: How Would You Solve The Insecurity Issue In Nigeria If You Were The President? by telkevog(m): 9:04pm On Apr 05, 2021
Now wey una don spoil country finish, na im you want make me president. I no do again!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2021 Nigerian Breweries Graduate Management Development Scheme Discussion Thread by telkevog(m): 12:13pm On Apr 05, 2021
Sometimes when they get over drunk they just start deleting useful threads. But they will allow porn threads. My wife was dying of Beast Cancer, when I spent all I have on her and decided to see for assistance from well meaning people here, they deleted my post. Now she is dead.I wish I can just lay hand on any of them.

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu On Imo Prison Break: "No Nigerian Deserves To Be In Prison" by telkevog(m): 12:00pm On Apr 05, 2021
Kanu is always on point. Oil dey this guy head!

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Politics / Re: Owerri Prison Break In Pictures by telkevog(m): 11:47am On Apr 05, 2021
DubaiLandLord:
Anarchy is looming in the south east.


So there is no anarchy in the North East where Boko Haram slaughter your people in their numbers and at will, without any body talking. The anarchy has befallen you already if you don't know!

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Politics / Re: Kalu Spreading Gospel Of Christ Through Provision Of Infrastructure - Clergy by telkevog(m): 9:07am On Apr 05, 2021
All this religious harlotry self. What connection does the gospel of Christ have to do with road infrastructure. Clergy seeking political relevance by all means.
Politics / Re: Miyetti Allah To Governor Ortom: You Are A Thorn In Fulani Flesh by telkevog(m): 7:32am On Apr 05, 2021
Is that why they want to catch him alive? They won't succeed! So the life of the innocent Farmers they keep murdering does not matter abi

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Politics / Re: Tension In Imo As Seven Suya Sellers Killed In Two Days by telkevog(m): 7:15am On Apr 05, 2021
History555:
Suya sellers don't have shops. What do they need shops for. Suya sellers don't stay together in one location.
They spread themselves to avoid competition with one another.
Secondly orlu is very big, so where in orlu.
Thirdly afor umaka market cannot still be open by 8.30 p.m. even at that majority in the market are lgbos and the shops are not as many and its not such a big market so why are they still in the market by 8.30p.m.
lastly what happened to all the military and police checkpoints deployed to check esn in orlu. The news is fake because originally it was claimed 2 suya sellers shot dead, sahara claimed 4, bbc says 12, now punch says 7. Sahara says it was in njaba, bbc says afochukwu, punch says umaka market

bro please don't mind them. How come correspondent is hausa, eyewitness is hausa, spokesman to the governor is hausa na only them know about the incident. No other person from the locality to corroborate their evidence.
Again, they kill on Friday by 8pm and others still came to sell the following day and were also killed. Let them keep stirring up crisis

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Politics / Re: Breaking News: Owerri Prison Break **Pictures by telkevog(m): 7:02am On Apr 05, 2021
seunmsg:


They won’t say anything now. When the military hits back, they will start making noise all over the place.
Face your front joor! Leave Southeast alone and pity your Western region where Fulani is rampaging. In the other comment, you are attributing it to ESN when you don't have all the facts to prove it. Is ESN responsible for all the crisis in the country? Since herdsmen and Boko have been slaughtering your people in their numbers, have I read any comment by you condemning them? Now you want to flex your muscle on southeasterners.
The truth is simply that the whole country is in tumoil and our greedy politicians has refused to do anything about it. Instead they keep oppressing the downthroden. Face the fact bro, they can fix this if they put aside greed, nepotism, tribalism etc, and they have what it takes to do it mbok!

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Phones / Re: The Price Of This Tecno Phone on Jumia Made me Wanna Throw(pic) by telkevog(m): 6:35am On Apr 05, 2021
How can that be? When I bought Techno Camon16 4Gb+128Gb, Android version 10 @ 73,000. Bros run o, na scam!
Politics / Re: Soludo's Committee Rejoice With Rescued Anambra Commissioner by telkevog(m): 11:06pm On Apr 04, 2021
So the four Abi three police officers wey die, their own don go like that for guarding politicians. This life no balance at all.

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Crime / Re: Obasanjo, Gumi Ask FG To Settle And Rehabilitated Bandits Willing To Surrender by telkevog(m): 9:40pm On Apr 04, 2021
Let them go and sit down. Since after sewing agbada for the 'repentant' Boko Haram and reintegrating them into the society, what has it changed? They think we are fools!

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Politics / Re: Rivers House Of Assembly Confirms Second Most Senior Judge As Chief Judge by telkevog(m): 9:32pm On Apr 04, 2021
Nepotism and Injustice everywhere
Politics / Re: Buhari Advises Oshiomhole to Shun Politics of Bitterness and Rededicate his Life by telkevog(m): 9:24pm On Apr 04, 2021
Does Oshomole need advice? I think he knows it all.
Politics / Re: FG Will Seek Justice For Ebonyi Victims - Osinbajo Tells Egedege Community by telkevog(m): 9:22pm On Apr 04, 2021
I hear you, toothless bulldogs!

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Politics / Re: FG Will Seek Justice For Ebonyi Victims - Osinbajo Tells Egedege Community by telkevog(m): 9:21pm On Apr 04, 2021
I hear you!
Agriculture / Re: My Goat Gave Birth To A Premature Kid by telkevog(m): 9:14pm On Apr 04, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Gosh, I remember back in the days when we used fresh goat milk to drink white garri.

The kid will be fine. I admire your ingenuity in saving its' life but while at it, reward yourself.

Try out that old treat and thank me later.
No wonder, it is affecting your overall behavior and comments here on nairaland grin grin grin

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Food / Re: The Pouched Rat My Dogs Caught This Morning (Photos) by telkevog(m): 2:54pm On Apr 03, 2021
CheedyJ:
You suppose add palm wine to balance the equation na...
He cooked it for the dogs, do dogs drink Palm wine?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Lesotho : Rohr Was Right, Iwobi Positive Covid Result Was “fake” by telkevog(m): 4:43pm On Mar 30, 2021
Don't mind them, that's how they dish out fake statistics for us in Nigeria every day.
Nonsense and ingredients!
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Full Of Influential People And Achievers.Share Your Experience. by telkevog(m): 4:17pm On Mar 30, 2021
I use to think so too, until I met Buhari and Tinubu on nairaland.l
Very soon I will reveal their moniker.
Please mind why you type here o, Lai Mohammed is also here!
Romance / Re: See The Oath Agreement I Wrote For My GF But She Refused by telkevog(m): 4:12pm On Mar 30, 2021
Die die oath!
Baby girl run to me, you shall not die anything!

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Food / Re: The Grasscutter My 404 Dogs Killed This Morning.. by telkevog(m): 4:07pm On Mar 30, 2021
Charmingrascal:


You are showing us the grass cutter but you are not showing us the dog that did the brilliant job so that we can commend him.

OP you are ungrateful
I dey tell you, that's the last the dog can see of that animal. If the dog dares come close to the meat eh, sorry shall be his name cheesy grin grin

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Fashion / Re: Trinity Ayo Balogun Wins King Of Kogi: Congratulations To Me! I Won The Crown by telkevog(m): 3:31pm On Mar 30, 2021
King sir, does your entitlement include "chopping" the Queen?
Travel / Re: Ghanaian Woman Dies While Driving At Top Speed To Catch Her Cheating Husband by telkevog(m): 3:26pm On Mar 30, 2021
That useless informant is the real killer if the woman. Did your husband bring the another woman to your matrimonial home? She gave you respect, why not ignore the informant until the day you see him bring someone into your home then your action will be justified. Now then informant has Brooken your home beyond repair, with you paying the ultimate price.
She will now come to befriend your husband.
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels, Ned Nwoko & Their Son, Munir On A Private Jet (Photos) by telkevog(m): 10:35pm On Mar 28, 2021
fuckingAyaya:
3 Generations in one pics
chai, you get bad mouth, no be small!

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Politics / Re: Crowd Mob A Buhari Look Alike Today Seen Driving A Bus In Lagos by telkevog(m): 7:50am On Mar 20, 2021
If Tinubu had seen this man earlier, they wouldn't have gone for Jubrin al-sudan.
At least the price would have been lesser.
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Retracts Defaming Comments Against Governor Ortom by telkevog(m): 8:03am On Mar 19, 2021
He tried! However, he still have more comments to retract because he spoke so flippantly and derogatorily against many.
So let the apologies keep coming.
Politics / Re: Loads Of Foodstuffs Going To South Intercepted At Aminu Kano Airport (Photos) by telkevog(m): 9:45pm On Mar 02, 2021
Arewa1stSon:
We will not send food down south until necessary actions are taken against the killing of innocent northern Muslims traders in the south!!

Our people must be given that 460billon naira!!

Or else Hunger go do una shege!!

Make una drink that fuel way una dey claim say una get!

Even a Yoruba man is beating his chest over oil that he doesn't have!!

Let's assume you all have oil in your state!!

Oya block the oil from coming to the north!

Una go soon dey buy one single onions for #500 which is equivalent to 4littres of fuel!

We go know between oil and food which one is more important to human existence!

Meanwhile they're already feeling the heat!!
Mumu, it seems you are Fulani. You are only spoiling business for the hausas, and they will soon rebel against you when their goodz gets spoilt in the vehicle. Still remember that those truck are owned by people who will also ask for dumorage for the time spent. Now who is fooling who? The battle will soon start with the Hausas against you foolanis. We are watching!

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Not Broken Josef Bican's All-time Goalscoring Records by telkevog(m): 4:58pm On Jan 21, 2021
No problem, he will still get there! Count well now o, not when he breaks the new record you come again to tell us that it is no longer 821, that it is 1000 goals.

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