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RomanceRe: Behold The Most Beautiful Woman In The World (picture) by telkevog(m): 11:24am On Dec 04, 2023
Shelter100:
I want to be like her
You're very beautiful dear, I even prefer you to her
EducationRe: Can Anyone Explain Why Gas Cylinder Comes With A Net by telkevog(m): 5:41pm On Dec 02, 2023
Mosquitos can puncture Cylinder for Africa🙆!

So, the net is to cover it against Mosquito bites.
DON'T QUOTE ME OO! 🚶🚶🚶
PoliticsRe: MC Oluomo Re-Elected As Lagos NURTW Chairman For A Second Term (Pics) by telkevog(m): 10:22pm On Nov 30, 2023
So the thuggery continues, right?
RomanceRe: Have You Met A Nairalander Before? by telkevog(m): 10:14pm On Nov 30, 2023
The truth is that we meet one another almost everytime without knowing, until you get to find out he/she is a N/lander.

One of my female colleagues is a Nairalander, and I didn't know until she saw me typing a comment on a post, she shouted and told me her moniker.
PhonesRe: Is Mark Zuckerberg Promoting Secret Affairs With This New Features On Whatsapp by telkevog(m): 9:05pm On Nov 30, 2023
I like it
HealthRe: 70-year-old Woman Becomes Oldest African To Give Birth As She Delivers Twins by telkevog(m): 8:56pm On Nov 30, 2023
Hezzyluv:
(VIF) Perverted soul grin
IVF, not 'VIF'
SportsRe: NFF Plans Introduction Of VAR In Domestic League by telkevog(m): 8:51pm On Nov 30, 2023
Haha 🤣🤣🤣, na fans go vex, break am, carry the pieces go home. No be Naija again?
PoliticsRe: Did Reno Omokri Actually Said These About Tinubu by telkevog(m): 7:05am On Nov 30, 2023
Honestly, I had to unfollow this Reno of a 'thing'. His hypocrisy is out of this world.
EducationRe: I Regret Going To School. Wish My Parents Listened To Me by telkevog(m): 9:10pm On Nov 29, 2023
Just be humble and start whatever your heart moves you too do now.
Don't regret behind a graduate, it will even be an added advantage that will help you make a difference in your new found trade.
PoliticsRe: New Report Calls For Urgent Action To End Poverty And Hunger In Africa. by telkevog(m): 9:12pm On Nov 28, 2023
It is a mission impossible!
With the greedy old leaders and politicians in Africa, it will even keep rising.

Only God can save us!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Military Behaves Like Boko Haram------inspector-general Of Police Says by telkevog(m): 9:03pm On Nov 28, 2023
What do you expect when and where "repentant Boko Haram" are reintegrated into the society, and later recruited into the Army!

Boko Haram have infiltrated into the entire Nigerian military and change their orientation. We are in trouble. Know this and know peace!
CrimeRe: The Increase Of Teenage Prostitution In NIGERIA, Force Teenagers Prostitution by telkevog(m): 5:00pm On Nov 28, 2023
Honestly, nothing exposes children to child prostitution than Street Hawking.
Jobless and unreasonable men see them as easy sex tool. It really hurts me seeing little children engage in street Hawking.
Most times they ignorantly succumb when they offer to buy up their goods to save them from the scourge of the sun and still give them pocket money on top.

It is really a very sad situation!!!
FoodRe: See The Onion I Bought #200 by telkevog(m): 4:48pm On Nov 28, 2023
cocolacec:
Plant your own in the garden.
Jagaban brother, I hope you and your community have your own onions garden
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Seeks Senate Approval For Fresh $8.6billion, €100million Loans by telkevog(m): 4:40pm On Nov 28, 2023
Honestly, by the end of this man's tenure, he would have used up the chances of borrowing for Nigeria such that the next President will not see where to borrow again
PoliticsRe: Kano Guber: Coalition Of Yoruba Groups Task S'court On Integrity Of Judiciary by telkevog(m): 3:25pm On Nov 28, 2023
Why didn't they question the integrity of the Judiciary when it raped Democracy to favor their Jagaban?
As long as Nigeria is concerned, we've learned to swallow everything that comes hook, line and sinker. They've already set the precedent in Tinubu's case
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Govt Sues Chef Dammy’s Pastor, Demands N10 Million Damages by telkevog(m): 3:13pm On Nov 28, 2023
Can't this pastor allow this girl to rest? Even if he sponsored the cook-a-thon, must be come after the girl for proceeds of the show? Does he not see other pastors empowering and establishing their members, even giving them scholarships?
FoodRe: See The Onion I Bought #200 by telkevog(m): 3:02pm On Nov 28, 2023
The thing tire person o,🤷

Please, is there any substitute to onions? Update us please,
We can't continue like this.
CelebritiesRe: With All These, You No Sabi Knack – Nigerians Tackle Moyo Lawal On Instagram by telkevog(m): 2:52pm On Nov 28, 2023
Have all these people Knacked her before to know that she no Sabi knack?

Or are they knacking her by imagination? grin grin
TravelRe: My Experience Sleeping In The Bush For Days Now..(pics) by telkevog(m): 9:13am On Nov 26, 2023
We're praying for you bro. Update us as it goes, I'll do something.
FamilyRe: An American Woman With Two Husbands And Three Children Is Causing A Stir Online by telkevog(m): 8:25am On Nov 26, 2023
It is happening here too, just that it is not official. Have you forgotten that DNA results show different paternities to the children of a marriage. Two self even small compared to what women do theses days. Who im teeth show, na im laugh pass!
PoliticsRe: Charles Soludo Hosts The Ooni Of Ife, Enitan Ogunwusi (Pictures) by telkevog(m): 8:03am On Nov 26, 2023
seunmsg:
This is encouraging. Soludo is doing well. He’s the kind of leader we can support for president. A leader who appreciates the diversity of the country and understands the need to build bridges of friendship across all region.
Go and sit down! Nothing wey you do for your girlfriend pikin go make am call you Papa! Even if he hosts all the monarchs in your Brown roof Republic, you people will still betray when it is time to show loyalty. Soludo knows that too well, you cannot decieve him.
FoodRe: Crayfish From The Sea, Process Of Drying And Packaging by telkevog(m): 10:16pm On Nov 21, 2023
[quote author=Ammmy post=127095262]thief. Lazy cow looking for freebies. U want her doing the hustling while u lazy about [/quot
But it hasn't gotten to this na🤷!

For calling me a thief, you're the real thief. Besides, I'm not lazy. We're on a faceless forum, that's why you guys don't know your seniors.
PoliticsRe: Hon. Aiguobarueghian Congratulates Governor Obaseki On Zik Award. ...says The G by telkevog(m): 7:54pm On Nov 21, 2023
Ahhh, have they found him, I thought he was declared him missing last time🤷
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Appoints New Bank Of Industry Chief Executive Officer by telkevog(m): 7:49pm On Nov 21, 2023
Jagaban came for business. The Northerners never saw this coming. They felt they were dealing with a half dead man, not knowing that Tinubu was applying subterfuge.
FoodRe: Crayfish From The Sea, Process Of Drying And Packaging by telkevog(m): 7:36pm On Nov 21, 2023
Honestly, I must commend your hustling spirit!
You're the kind of woman I've always yearned to have as a wife. If you're still single, just email me let's discuss
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Travelling Up And Down The World Without Any Meaningful Plan by telkevog(m): 7:03am On Nov 21, 2023
That's the only thing APC is known for. He inherited it from Buhari
Christianity EtcRe: SA Pastor Suffocate Nigerian Lady To Death After He Placed Speaker, Sat On Her S by telkevog(m): 6:48am On Nov 21, 2023
What a stupid way to die! 🙆 Did she not know that she can get hurt under the speaker?

I wonder why they always leave their senses at home while attending those socalled miracle centers.
PoliticsRe: Landlord Sentenced To Life Imprisonment For Defiling Two Daughters Of Tenant by telkevog(m): 6:21am On Nov 21, 2023
Wicked landlord!

If you see where he'll be demanding for house rent from there parent, you won't even believe he is committing such atrocity against their children
PoliticsRe: Just See How This Lady Is ADMIRING Our 001 by telkevog(m): 9:18pm On Nov 20, 2023
Irony!!!

Abi na your brown teeth 001 de admire her?
He wants to invest our economy on her Kpekus🙆
TravelRe: Promise Me You Will Come Back - Nigerian Lady Cries At The Airport by telkevog(m): 9:15pm On Nov 20, 2023
As for coming back, he will. The question should be, will he come back for you?

It's either he marries Oyibo wife there or his family will arrange a wife for him down here.

However, if you were very nice and supportive while he was in Nigeria to the observation of his people, then you will considered. infact you don't even need to cry over it.
Foreign AffairsRe: Obese SA Woman Climbing Ladder To Put Up Her Political Banner by telkevog(m): 9:00pm On Nov 20, 2023
If I was there, I would have held the ladder for her and also watch her place her feet properly to avoid a hazardous fall.

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