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Politics / Re: End SARS Protest Are Sponsored By Enemies Of The Country (Photos) by telkevog(m): 8:37am On Oct 15, 2020
With this, I de suspect say Buhari, Osinbajo, Lai Mohamed, Onochie, Burutai and co dey this nairaland with secret mornikers. Mods, abeg fish them out and ban them, starting with op!
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Lekki Tollgate Night Of Protest In Pictures by telkevog(m): 9:37pm On Oct 14, 2020
Walahi this thing don de pass 'be careful'. They fit from #endsars now enter #endbuhari. I just de talk o!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerians Roads Now Death Traps – Sen Moro Cries Out To Senate by telkevog(m): 9:29pm On Oct 14, 2020
No need of telling them, they know already. Just that they are not willing to do anything about it since the fly in the sky.
Sports / Re: Eberechi Eze Qualifies With England by telkevog(m): 3:38pm On Oct 14, 2020
He should know that he can't go beyond youth level with England. History has shown that England SeniorTeam is a mirage for Nigerians.

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Romance / Re: Does Masturbation Have Positive Or Negative Effects On The Brain? by telkevog(m): 3:16pm On Oct 14, 2020
This might turn out to be a good news for some people, especially ladies. Some will start, while some looking for how to stop, will change gear and speed off in the act. Well, let me close my mouth before...
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Joins #endsars Protest From Her Backyard by telkevog(m): 2:32pm On Oct 14, 2020
AsiwajuNdigbo:
She recently returned from a trip abroad. I believe she is in mandatory 2 weeks isolation.

Make una leave my future wife alone. Im obsessed with this girl chest.
Future wife indeed! Keep fantasizing. You will marry her when she don enter monopause abi. You know wetin Anthony Joshua see run, after him chop clean mouth?
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Armed Thugs Attack Abuja #endsars Protesters, Destroy Cars(Pix, Video) by telkevog(m): 1:54pm On Oct 14, 2020
Buhari have started counter-protesting! #end#endsars
Politics / Re: 60 Fulani Herdsmen Caught Moving Dozens Of Guns To An Unknown Destination by telkevog(m): 1:33pm On Oct 14, 2020
The next thing now, mods will close this post.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: US Diversity Visa Program 2022 (DV-2022): Now Open by telkevog(m): 10:03am On Oct 14, 2020
Ok o!
Politics / Re: Pictorial Description Of Nigeria's New SWAT Officers (Satire) by telkevog(m): 7:35am On Oct 14, 2020
They disbanded SARS instituted (Sars With Another Tactics)'SWAT'. Hahahaha! What did the #endsars protest accomplish? Old wine in a new bottle!
Politics / Re: Abaribe: 2021 Budget Is Unrealistic by telkevog(m): 6:05am On Oct 14, 2020
morgstreme:


Even when he stood as surety for Nnamdi "COWARD" Kanu,he made some "sense"...
See this one!

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Politics / Re: Abaribe: 2021 Budget Is Unrealistic by telkevog(m): 6:02am On Oct 14, 2020
Dave0116:

What do you expect from a minority leader?
Bro that's not the issue. Politics aside, Abaribe is an Economist and is giving you a realistic analysis. I hope they listen to him sha.

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Romance / Re: Pastor Shaves Pubic Hair Of Female Members During Church Service by telkevog(m): 1:44pm On Oct 13, 2020
Hmm, pastor, that thing better make person do by himself o! No go use razor blade cut person clitoris or labia majora. My hand no dey o!
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Father Kicks Son Out Of His House For Joining #endsars Protest by telkevog(m): 1:20pm On Oct 13, 2020
The man is a secret Sars informant/agent.
Literature / Re: Prof. John Pepper Clark Is Dead by telkevog(m): 1:08pm On Oct 13, 2020
So sad, a great poet is gone! My condolence to his family and Nigeria.
Crime / Re: SARS Arrested Tokpe In Port Harcourt For #ENDSARS On His Phone PHOTOS by telkevog(m): 12:51pm On Oct 13, 2020
Hypocricy at its peak! Even Sars know that government are not serious to ban them.
Romance / Re: She Said No Sex After Seeing This In My Phone.. by telkevog(m): 11:36am On Oct 13, 2020
Zzor:
What is she still doing with you sef,mtcheww
Waiting to prove that she is really a swimming pool! grin grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke’s Brother Vows Not To Get Involved In Her Matter Again by telkevog(m): 11:29am On Oct 13, 2020
Either of the Ekes is telling us lies!
Health / Re: COVID-19: Abia One Of The States With Highest Survival Rate — Ikpeazu by telkevog(m): 9:12pm On Oct 11, 2020
...and he is one of the greatest survivors! The nearly count am join. grin
Politics / Re: Zamfara Gold: I Never Said FG Should Hands Off Rivers Oil - Wike by telkevog(m): 9:04pm On Oct 11, 2020
Wike, even if you say it, you would be right! Or is it not a Natural Mineral Resource just like oil? Abi they wan claim say them de cultivate Gold like groundnut and other farm produce?

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Politics / Re: Ipob Launch Radio Biafra In Hausa by telkevog(m): 2:10pm On Oct 11, 2020
modsfucker:
Mahaukatan banza. Yanzu mutane basu da lokacin sauraron gidan rediyon kirki ma ballantana wannan shiriritar taku.
Gaskiya, haka ne walahi!
Sports / Re: Tammy Abraham Joins #EndSARS Campaign by telkevog(m): 6:24am On Oct 11, 2020
Holumhidey:
public announcement

From today henceforth; anyone who speaks bad english on this forum will suffer the kwensekwensis
Do you know that 'from today henceforth' is a bad english?

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Celebrities / Re: The Mad Man That Was At The Shoprite Yesterday Is A Nigerian Celebrity (see Phot by telkevog(m): 8:10pm On Oct 10, 2020
Waao! The thing fit am sha. The madness doesn't even look artificial, e just be like 'follow come'!

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Events / Re: Start Your Weekend With These Activities by telkevog(m): 2:34pm On Oct 09, 2020
Me? Vampire? I will not watch!
Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke Diagnosed Of Bipolar Disorder (Video) by telkevog(m): 6:26am On Oct 08, 2020
6digitscomrade:
sorry get well soon? Did u read it all? Or u don’t know what bipolar is? Lemme help u bipolar can’t be cured it can only be managed..and it has dire consequences if not managed..
who arb helping? What should I have told her then, that she should die or get mad soon?
Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke Diagnosed Of Bipolar Disorder (Video) by telkevog(m): 11:44pm On Oct 07, 2020
jrusky:


Get well? Do you know what Bipolar disordee is? Infact I'm sure Chacha herself do not understand what she is saying.

Na semi madness be bipolar in acute cases oo and how come its now bipolar coming up and its the reason for marital break up? Sorry Chacha that story is not adding up pls say something else.
Doctor! I may not know what Bipolar Disorder is. However, no matter what it is, I believe God can eventually heal her and that's why I wished her to get well soon. Is it a crime?

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Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke Diagnosed Of Bipolar Disorder (Video) by telkevog(m): 9:35pm On Oct 07, 2020
So sorry. Get well soon!


Meanwhile, FTC for the first time. Dedicated to all who love me here!

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Emerges One Of The Two Final Candidates For WTO DG by telkevog(m): 9:29pm On Oct 07, 2020
Congratulations so far, while I wish you success at the grand finale!
Sports / Re: Winning The World Cup Is My Ultimate Goal – Lionel Messi by telkevog(m): 1:03pm On Oct 07, 2020
White Elephant target! You've tried so far in your carear but the WC may elude you.
Health / Re: Who Else Has Never Fainted Since They Were Born? (PHOTO) by telkevog(m): 12:57pm On Oct 07, 2020
I've never fainted, maybe because I have never been summoned before the Senate for questioning before.

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