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PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili Blast Buhari On Activities Of Herdsmen,Says PMB Hasnt Done Enough by Tellemall: 6:58pm On Jul 11, 2016
What's she yammering about?

Is this the first time she's aware of this? Or has reality finally sunk in?

This woman lacks integrity.

What has held her back all these months from printing new red t-shirts signifying bloodshed and hosting tea parties at select open areas in Abuja the way she was doing not up to half a decade ago? Why hasn't she gone on CNN to argue this one out?

And her "campaigns" for the Chibok girls ought not to fizzle out in the wake of something new to screech about online . They've only rescued less than a dozen of the girls she was getting apoplectic about.

Smh.
Science/TechnologyRe: Bat Shot Dead In An Office In Onitsha, Anambara State by Tellemall: 6:24pm On Jul 11, 2016
bluaero:
That's a hammer-headed bat.

Very likely to be a male, due to the size of it's head for producing very loud honking calls to attract mate.

Trust our people to quickly call it a winsh grin
Normally bats look sort of cute, but that thing has to be one of the ugliest living things after Kim Kardashian.
Christianity EtcRe: Eunice Elisha Olawale Killed In Kubwa, Abuja, During Early Morning Preaching by Tellemall: 5:44pm On Jul 09, 2016
truthman2012:
They are the people that kill by slaughtering and they will tell you their religion is a religion of peace.

Satanists.
Are you calling some branches of organized religion "Satanists"?
Christianity EtcRe: Eunice Elisha Olawale Killed In Kubwa, Abuja, During Early Morning Preaching by Tellemall: 5:37pm On Jul 09, 2016
DJHANDSOME:
So were was Jesus when this happened ?undecided


Didn't he promise to protect his children undecided? GOD why?? cry cry
Why should his whereabouts be questioned when people with perfectly/imperfectly good senses chose to do as they please, be it evil or good?

He isn't expected to take decisions for people. That rules out your right to choice. And choice is paramount.
Foreign AffairsRe: CIA Murders 5 Cops In Dallas False Flag To Frame Black Lives Matter by Tellemall: 11:38am On Jul 09, 2016
Horus:
It is obvious that you just posted without watching the video

Please forward your complaint to the author of the Youtube video
I do follow the case closely, but I will not watch any conspiracy YouTube videos, when there are videos available on proper news outlets.

None have showed the CIA at work sniping cops, as far as I've seen.
Foreign AffairsRe: CIA Murders 5 Cops In Dallas False Flag To Frame Black Lives Matter by Tellemall: 9:10pm On Jul 08, 2016
Why do you entertain and propagate such wild conspiracies? Do you mean to say all the video evidences from several witnesses are a lie?
Science/TechnologyRe: Let's Talk About Extraterrestrials, Aliens, UFOs: Are They Real? by Tellemall: 8:50pm On Jul 08, 2016
Explorers:
9. If an alien in a galaxy 65 million light years away is looking at us through a telescope right now, then they are looking at dinosaurs.

bestpictureblog. com
What then is the highest form of a living being, if not a human?


Beings who see us as dinosaurs must be so advanced they would've showed them selves on CNN, and not on dark fake photographs and testimonies of the terminally insane.

In fact, until evidence of aliens is found, since they aren't supernatural beings, they remain the figment of fanciful imaginations. How could aliens show themselves on earth and not be detected any protection agencies worldwide? Are they invisible ? Are they God?

Or is it now about the alien secrecy conspiracy theory?
Real intelligent beings would be powerful enough to show up on earth, like the District 9 ones smiley
BusinessRe: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by Tellemall: 8:16pm On Jul 07, 2016
armadeo:
Am also a fast finger person.

I am irritated when folks spend time at the atm. They get confused when it says how much do you want to withdraw as if they don't know how much they have.

Jeez!!!. Decide before you get There. I can't count how many times I've paid can to use an empty atm becaue the folks are queued up and wasting time.
Some people have been using the ATM for several years, but they still waste time reading the same things they've been reading for years. Like, why do you need to read everything again, and act like you want to withdraw bulk when you could've just pressed the button for the smallest denomination already? What are they slowly reading again? Do they think we find it entertaining watching them act like the ATM has never asked them if they want a receipt before?

Some people just pause like goats trying to cross a road once they see the question asking if they want a receipt. Why do they even want a receipt when they will still get an alert for every transaction? Just a means to waste everybody else's time and act important while they are at it.

Who else despises those people who come from nowhere and are ready to fight to withdraw before you, when it's just the lowest denomination they've been dying to get? The worst is when after the drama that you've ignored from them they get to there, look back and start asking you for directions. I'm sorry, but they should've eaten some humble pie earlier. I cannot be of service.
Christianity EtcRe: What Or Who Is God? by Tellemall: 6:28pm On Jul 07, 2016
LostCause:
there is no real evidence of God contact either..just mere conjecture and claims by believers. if you doubt aliens because you haven't seen any, I wonder how you can believe in a being you haven't seen. except you want to tell me you have seen God. you probably would have been a believer in the flying spaghetti monster or the great panku if you were born in another time.



you didn't read that part well. I asked why we should believe what is written in the Bible. 2 Tim 3.16 says that all scripture is inspired by God. if I were to write a book about myself, I wouldnt exactly paint myself to be a bad person even if I were.



Grief for only a particular people? The Assyrians were people too...the Egyptians and the philistines also. But all we see is him striking them down. There is no record of him trying to draw them closer to himself. Only the Israelites every bloody times. Abi didn't he create them too? Or were they created to die?



If your dad used to smack you around every other week and one day he stops, wouldn't you call that change? I know I would.



This just brings us back to the root problem. You're asking me to believe in something so that I can get close enough to ask that something why i should believe in it. Kolewerk.
Point is, if you believe aliens, who are physical beings, not spiritual entities, have something to do with your life on earth, by whatever physical means they take, and that is their spatial representation-the physical- why have you not seen evidence of these beings who shake the earth the give us earthquakes?

When you bring up an idea of physical beings such as aliens, expect me to question you along such lines. Don't assume me to think they are invisible. Unless you think aliens are, which they are not.

I've asked you for evidence in your no 2 and you're instead pointing out a Bible verse that speaks of inspiration.

I don't think you've got much of a point with your thoughts. You aren't even staying focused on what you're saying.
Christianity EtcRe: What Or Who Is God? by Tellemall: 8:03am On Jul 07, 2016
1. If you feel God is a prank, then you might as well be a prank. If you feel aliens have toyed with your life so deeply, without showing themselves after all this while, where is the evidence of alien contact? How is it that you have freewill? Shouldn't your aliens have toyed a lot more with you?

2. Name the horrible things written about him, like where he drinks the blood of infants and sends thunderbolts scatter whole continents.

3. Where did the complaints you see come from? If you had a pet that you potty trained and yet it keeps sh.itting about, I'm sure you'd follow it about with a pooper scooper to show your dedication to it. You mistake grief with complaints.

4. Nothing changed. You did not get a whole new God, as is to be expected with what you call change, all you got was a new aspect.

5. Why haven't you asked God this one yourself? He's given you the way to get to him, through Jesus, so why do you stand afar, like a lost cause, instead of getting close?
PoliticsRe: Eid-el-Fitr: FG Extends Public Holiday To Thursday July 7th by Tellemall: 8:27pm On Jul 05, 2016
omolola15:
Seriously if you don't know something then please don't act like you do. You are totally wrong. The moon can be sighted on the 29th or 30th. If it's not sighted on the 29th then fasting stops automatically on the 30th. All Muslims know this. I don't expect you to know it. But please don't act like you do. Because you got no idea at all.

Counting days by the moon now means worshipping the cycles of the moon abi. Have you ever wondered how days and time were measured before the invention of the gregorian calendar in 1852? Google is your friend my friend. osquare88 you dey feel me?
Now that you've explained the lunar cycle to us, as though we haven't had astronomy classes before, and geography classes, can you get to the part where Mohammedans use the moon to worship? Is the moon part of the religion or not?

Do not presume to teach me anything new about the moon. There's nothing about it that you can teach me. Unlike you, Google did not teach me things I know. If you want to be credible, give me references with pages.
PoliticsRe: Eid-el-Fitr: FG Extends Public Holiday To Thursday July 7th by Tellemall: 5:59pm On Jul 05, 2016
Osquare88:
I now see why you make that useless comment... Let me educate you because I see you are a teenager.. B4 now, days.. Months are being counted using the moon... So sighting the moon equally means a new month have started and every Lunar calendar is 30, today is 30th day so whether moon is sighted or not... Fasting ends today.. Had I know you are just a kid that doesn't know what sighting of moon signifies I wouldn't have bother quoting you cos doing that, I treated u like an adult... My bad....
You're still saying what I'm saying.


Your religion depends on nature. It depends on things like the sighting of the Moon. Not on dates.

Isn't that why your public holiday is being extended? Because of something as ridiculous as sighting the moon? Isn't that dependence on nature?

Is that religion or animism?

If you were to see somebody who worshipped when the sun rose, wouldn't you think the person as a pagan sun worshipper? I mean, Christians (Protestants) who do not worship any objects are infidels. So what are people who wait to sight the Moon?

Teen or not, it's something organized religion such as yours ought to question.
PoliticsRe: Eid-el-Fitr: FG Extends Public Holiday To Thursday July 7th by Tellemall: 4:38pm On Jul 05, 2016
Osquare88:
As I really wonder if your brain is turned upside.. Maybe you should ask yourself if the moon is always around when they observe 5 daily solat. Must u comment
You do realize what waiting for moon means, don't you, you dull creature? It means if the moon doesn't come up you guys will fast forever.

It means that is a dogmatic fallacy.

It means Mohammedans worship to the cycles of the Moon.

Of course you can't see what's wrong in that, from a religion that claims there is one god and to worship it. After all, you're too brainwashed to think beyond the little square you've been chasing your tail about in.

Now, get lost.
EducationRe: I Need Help With The Proof Of This Theorem In Partial Differential Equations. by Tellemall: 4:05pm On Jul 05, 2016
Felixalex:
THIS IS AN ASSIGNMENT, I NEED THE PROOF TO THIS THEOREM, PLEASE MATHEMATICIANS IN THE HOUSE HELP ME WITH A SOLUTION. THANKS
I would help you, but we are yet to discuss the payment arrangements.

No free meal.
PoliticsRe: Eid-el-Fitr: FG Extends Public Holiday To Thursday July 7th by Tellemall: 3:45pm On Jul 05, 2016
MagicBishop:
Dont forget that stone in the desert they flock to as well
Mohammedans are actually animists, huh.
PoliticsRe: Eid-el-Fitr: FG Extends Public Holiday To Thursday July 7th by Tellemall: 3:39pm On Jul 05, 2016
EasternActivist:
What happens if the moon remains hidden even on Thursday?
The fallacy of dogma based on nature.

The moment people begin to worship the moon, then you really wonder what they worship. God or nature?
Christianity EtcRe: 23 Reasons Why Scholars Know Jesus Is Not A Copy Of Pagan Religions. by Tellemall: 3:33pm On Jul 05, 2016
Winner01 and Kingebukas blog, the former called and so I'm here.

Winner, these atheists are hopeless. It's a decision to ignore glaring facts and then pretend to be intelligent and rational and logical afterwards.

The typical atheist is a bigot and a shallow-minded person. They will deem you unintelligent once you don't believe their religion of scientific evidence, when in fact all Christians believe in science, seeing as science is simply a standard of education.

I believe in science, but I believe even more in the Bible. That doesn't make me uneducated, as most atheists with issues will claim. It means that I have something I believe in that isn't the common facts available to any Tom, dick and Harry, all in the name of science and technology!

Once atheists get a sniff of Christianity they grow rabid. But if you feed them Buddhism, Sikhism, Bahaism, the Mohammedan religion and even animism and supernaturalism, without an iota of evidence, they will swallow it without any problems and call it a "culture"and believe in roaming ghosts.

Atheists do not have a problem, except the one that lies with Christianity. As such, the only thing you can do is remind them of what they know and hope it bears witness against them one day.
FoodRe: Yummy Crocodile Meat I Bought by Tellemall: 5:13pm On Jul 04, 2016
kettle84:
why did u not allow that endangered reptile to escape into the wild . killing it is a crime against nature.if you committed this crime in the USA,you would be behind bars by now.this is a heinous crime against nature.
Oh, keep it shut! You sound like Americans don't kill things and eat them. Eg. Squirrels.

If you can't stand the thought of people eating anything with red blood in it, then go green and be a vegan. Meat is so tasty that nobody cares what it comes from.

You haven't complained about people who eat whales and sharks.

Every culture has foods they eat that other cultures find shocking. That doesn't mean it shouldn't be eaten.
CareerRe: Please What Work Does The Operation Department In Petroleum Companies Do? by Tellemall: 4:22pm On Jul 04, 2016
E & P
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Pastors Push Somebody While Praying For The Person by Tellemall: 3:40pm On Jul 02, 2016
squirrelmail:
Why do some pastors while praying for someone hold the person on the forehead and stylishly push the person down?


Lalasticlala plz help forward this to your man of God for explanation
Because if they didn't nobody would fall down.

If nobody falls down, nobody will come to their ministry.

If nobody comes to their ministry, then they will not get any
money

If they don't get any money, then they are out of business.

If they are out of business, there's nothing as lucrative as what they'd have left.
Christianity EtcRe: I Wonder If There Is A God by Tellemall: 10:45am On Jul 02, 2016
Seun:
All plants and animal species are constantly evolving, incliding humans, but individual plants and animals do not evolve. For proof of human evolution, have you noticed that Chinese people look different from Caucasians who also look different from Blacks and Red Indians and so on? Evolution explains that. Different groups of people were isolated from each other and evolved in different directions. Now that the world has become more connected, racism and language differences have helped to preserve the differences by discouraging inter-racial mating. How does the Adam and Eve story explain the differences. If Adam and Eve were Jewish, where did the Caucasians and Chinese and Blacks and American Indians and other distinct races come from? How could all that diversity have come from just 2 jews if there has been no evolution since then?

Life started in water. Some plants and animals came to land and evolved into the diverse species we see today including us. Some stayed in water and continued to diversify and adapt there too.

Space exploration is at its infancy. We don't know whether there's life on other planets, because they are too far away.
If you can detail the changes of a shellfish to its current homo sapien form, in a scientific manner, I will believe evolution. And I will help you form the religion of Seunism.

BTW, Adam and Eve had two sons, one who was red headed and the other who was not. That showed up in the first filial generation already. Physiological differences turned up so soon. There was nothing evolutionary in that. I should also add that nobody knows the race of either Adam or Eve, but regardless, their offspring showed differences that we still experience presently. Physiological differences are hardly evolutionary.

Also, the Jewish identity didn't start with them. They were not Jews. I wish people would know this. They were simply the progenitors of mankind, according to certain religious texts. Jews seemed to get their religious identity around the time of Exodus, by written history.


As for the search for ETs, until we have hard facts it's merely a hypothesis/fantasy.Should we find any, then we can say they exist. Quite similar to the scientific approach we take with religion.
Christianity EtcRe: I Wonder If There Is A God by Tellemall: 9:11pm On Jul 01, 2016
Seun:
First of all, the distance between the earth and the sun is not measured in degrees, its measured in degrees. Secondly, there are 100 to 200 billion stars in our Galaxy. The fact that one of them happens to have the right conditions for life isn't a big surprise. Thirdly, the conditions on earth have varied a lot over time. There have been ice ages and hot periods, periods when the level of oxygen was much higher than it is now, supporting giant insects, and now, global warming. Life persists not because the conditions on earth have always been perfect for life but because life can adapt to the changes in the environment by evolving.
Are you evolving? Have you observed changes in yourself that shows signs of evolution? In the past 2000 years, have there been any changes, though minute, in the DNA or whatnot of humans?

If men evolved from underwater life forms, as one of the more extreme evolution theories goes, why is it that only man decided to evolve? Why have all other creatures decided to remain catatonic in that regard?

If there are billions of planets and then earth happens to have the right constituents for life as seen on earth, why does it seem that there are no other planets capable of hosting life, even with the extent of space exploration we've got so far? Are other civilizations out there so primitive that our unmanned devices/ships have never met out there? Out of a billion worlds from the hundreds NASA has explored one way or the other, only earth seems viable.

It's time we spoke of what is, rather than hypothetical things.
Christianity EtcRe: I Wonder If There Is A God by Tellemall: 8:31pm On Jul 01, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
You sound more ignorant than a six-year-old child .

1. There is no proof for macro-evolution

2. The bible addresses the post-Adamic era

3. The bible never said the earth is flat

4. The bible never said the earth is 6,000 years
@No. 3 : SCHOOL THEM!!!
EducationRe: I Saw This In A JSS1 Maths Textbook..can You Help? by Tellemall: 9:27am On Jun 30, 2016
Oldest Chiamaka in the yellow dress is a doctor

Amina lawyer in the green dress is older than

Youngest olanna teacher in the red dress
EducationRe: Come In If You're A Genius.. by Tellemall: 9:08am On Jun 30, 2016
Stanislaus17:
what about 25 na? Remember that its just one mathematical symbol needed
But are the others correct? You mentioned "symbols".
I've used one operator and two 2s.

25 can be gotten in the same manner. Not ready to start on that
CrimeRe: Lebanese Dupes Three Lagos Customers, Absconds With N170m by Tellemall: 8:52am On Jun 30, 2016
Lol.

I thought people were wise with their hearts and wiser with money.
FoodRe: See The Cake Which Has "Broken The Internet" With Its Scary Nature. Photos by Tellemall: 8:51am On Jun 30, 2016
JeffreyJamez:
Broken the internet? undecided...my internet is still in tact.


Who comes up with these stuffs?! undecided
Those with broken minds.
EducationRe: Come In If You're A Genius.. by Tellemall: 8:47am On Jun 30, 2016
Stanislaus17:
Two 2's
2/2=1
The above example shows how to make the number 1 using two 2's and a mathematical symbol.
Use two 2's and any mathematical symbols to make..
(a) 4 (easy)
(b) 2 (more tricky)
(c) 10 (even more tricky)
(d) 3, 5, 25 (big challenge!)...
Lets see if you can
Don't know if this is what you mean:

А. 2 x 2 = 4
B. √(2 x2) = 2 or (2 *2)^(1/2)
C. (2³) + 2 = 10
D. 2² - 2^(0)= 3,
2² + 2^(0)=5,
Etc.

Not a genius, per say
PetsRe: I Find It Difficult To Keep These Birds As Pet, Help by Tellemall: 8:46pm On Jun 29, 2016
IMASTEX:
Okay, just that I needed a bird a bit smaller
If you stay in Abuja visit the national mosque for some beautiful little green birds.
TravelRe: Nigerian In China: Why Are People Here So Racist Towards Black People? by Tellemall: 5:31pm On Jun 28, 2016
Even blacks don't like themselves. What made you guys think whites would like you?

Firstly, most of you have a frightful appearance.

Secondly, you guys behave frightened. Fear inspires fear.

Thirdly, blacks are scared of water. They cannot swim. Large bodies of water paralyze them, even when they've not been thrown in.

Lastly, blacks express very primitive emotions.

Extra last, black people devalue properties with their mere presence. Imagine a beautiful Street and then the black people move in. Once they do their fellow rowdy blacks will be all over the place. Neighbors don't want to see them doing their weird isht all over the place.

You won't like it, but it's true.
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Kill 22 In Plateau by Tellemall: 6:43am On Jun 28, 2016
Save your breath. There will be no military "crushing" going on.
PoliticsRe: To Those Who Desired Buhari's Failure by Tellemall: 3:17pm On Jun 26, 2016
oyetunder:
TO THOSE WHO DESIRED BUHARI'S FAILURE:- Of course, I'm not a member of APC... Also, I'm not from the North. I don't owe APC or PDP any apology. Yes, for reasons best known to me, I've been neutral-though not passive.

Since majority of Nigerians decided to dethrone PDP after 16 years in power, I've observed how the unlimited bitterness of some people had pushed them to the zenith of evil imaginations directed towards at Buhari- the product of APC. Suddenly as if some people wanted PDP to remain in power forever. The inferno of their hatred have been raging terrible and tough.

Like a wounded tiger, every move made by Buhari is greeted by claws of rejection and suspicion! Then one wonders how these people endured 16 years under the yoke of PDP. To some tribal loyalists who felt their kinsman was denied, the country must explode- they have forgotten that the whole nation once gladly elected the same man. To the emergency friends of these tribal loyalist, Jonathan defeat was taken too personal to the extent that they felt all must be finally destroyed. To the friends and benefactors of PDP big players, their sorrow is understandable, having lost the keys to the doors of our wealth, their collective fury is now beyond bounds. And to the grass-root players, the defeat of PDP deflated their ego so much they now prefer the annihilation of the country rather than Buhari succeeding as a leader.

Those who had benefited from the mismanagement of the past leaders are crying out loud about being victimised-even when they are busy returning their loots-yet their sympathiser have joined them in mourning at the village square.

Why should anybody wished that Buhari fails? Who are those suffering from the failures of our past leader? Are we not? The poverty, unemployment, blackout, and te debt they had created have no respect or regard for age, religion, tribe, gender or political affiliation. We should know that our challenges are not like two football clubs facing each other on the village green with their different supporters arguing around the pitch.

Yes, it is not about a PDP and APC; it is about our national destiny. It is not about cheap and shallow media or online attacks and fabrication. It is not about finding tiny ways to rubbish every effort to move forward. Some of us had even been relegated to the level of sympathising with those caught with billions...as the cry of selective prosecution or intimidation could be heard all over. In all these we want to build a great nation? No. It is true, many Nigerians more than ever wanted Jonathan to succeed, but hmmm- it is now a history.
We should stop sitting down on our chairs while expecting Buhari to fail. God forbid, if he fails, his failures is actually a national failure. Let those who are willing to support evil experiments remember that they also could become a component of such experiment. So help us God. Amen.
Shut it! And take a look around you. Honestly?

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