₦airaland Forum

BishopMagic:
I am a sadist because I choose not to stop and pause on the woman's looks?

I am.a sadist because the Arab looking woman is much beautiful than my mum and girlfriend combined according to you?

Do you see how superficial and daft you sound?

Thank you.

I suppose they think her beauty (depending on the eyes used) is all that matters.

You said you got home to enjoy it. Indeed


It looks like you just began eating it in your car. I mean the whole thing is ....

Besides, the person who prepared it may have forgotten the chicken.

iPopAlomo:
I would assume you're educated... does these cats look like the cats to kill a human even at night...?! now you shamelessly parade them on nairaland... you'll def get Frontpage... I hope you're happy now...

People neglects the roles these cats play in the ecosystem... get rid of all the cats... then see how rats population would sky rocket...

I wonder how people can get tired of goat meat, cow meat, fish, chicken and Turkey... only to start eating endangered species and they think they are savvy...

It would have been lovely... if you educated the hunters... but again... what do you know...?!

Rat population? In the wild?

He didn't say he killed it to eat it. Or that the people who killed it did so because they were hungry. Professional hunters sometimes hunt for sport.

NakedEve:
I am almost as old as creation.
You r doomed.
I just pity you.
No hope for you.

I am not doomed.
There is hope for me.
There will always be
You will spend and spend
I will not spend and spend
You will get cancer
I will not get cancer
You will have cmv
I will never have it
You will be pitied
I cannot be in the state that requires pity
You will be frustrated
I cannot be frustrated
You will be miserable
I cannot be miserable
Your future is in flames
My future cannot be doomed and it's worth it
There is no hope for you
Your sister will have cmv when she is pregnant
You will fall into the pit you dig for me.
That's the fact of the universe.
If you are so old, you should know that.
Can a man carry fire in his chest and not be burned?


No matter who you are, provided you were made by the same God that is the ancient of days, who was before you and whatever it is you claim to serve, you are doomed yourself. If you are so old, you should know this.

All your proclamations of doom are yours. You will bear them yourself. It's all the doom of my life for yourself and what you stand for.

And know this, I do not fear you. Before anything you say come to be, know that you've doomed God first. To get to me, you'll go through him.

All your threats on Nairaland have frightened some people, but you will never get to me. As you love cursing, let it come to you like fat on your flesh and bones in your marrow, let your curses be on you like the garments that you wear. Let the Owner of vengeance avenge me of you, and punish you and your Dagwei.

This is my last response to you.

NakedEve:
I will suck ur blood.
It is better u ask for forgiveness n move on or else...

And lest forget, everything you've said, have them all back. The horns on the head of a cow should not be too heavy for it to bear. Have back what you normally give out.

NakedEve:
I will suck ur blood.
It is better u ask for forgiveness n move on or else...

You want to suck communion tainted blood? You want to suck the Blood that has set the kingdom of darkness in disarray?

I don't know how many people's blood you've sucked but all blood isn't equal.

God is the only person I'll ask for forgiveness. It's his forgiveness anybody desires.

You ought to apologize to him.

NakedEve:
I HV a legal ground to pin u down tonight.
U can never escape it!
If u like shout blood of goat.
It is either you die or I die when I come.
If you don't HV a sister then I will come for ur brother.
Tonight in the spirit world the battle begins.
U r doomed.
I will tie you up with pins.
I am a voodoo war-mistress!

Even the devil came himself, your main boss, and he was cast into the bottomless pit. How much more you, his servant, his voodoo mistress?

I have legal ground to deal with you. Come for anybody I know and you and Satan will see tonight.

Come and taste of God. If you get me, it means you have defeated Jesus.

Know this: I will never fear you put your kind.

You call me an e-diot and you have legal ground? Pins? You are doomed like Satan.

NakedEve:
I will come visit you tonight.
I swear I will torment you.
I will strike your back with cords.
I will cast a spell on you.
I will take away the remnant of your useless destiny.
U will achieve absolutely nothing.
I will give you cancer.
You will spend and spend.
I will also give you cytomegaloviral disease.
I will trace ur family tree and give one of ur sisters the same disease in pregnancy.
You r doomed.
I swear.
I am the daughter of the Queen of the Coast and the Lord of the Air. You r doomed!!!

I don't have a sister.

And you are going to know the meaning of the Blood of Jesus when you try any of that stuff enumerated up there.

You want to become a frustrated witch? You want to die by fire? I fear God, then myself. Not you or anything you've said up there.

Come and die tonight.

You have set your destruction in motion. Before you leave this world you will taste of something you will not live to tell.

Your father will fail you, daughter. As he always has before the true Father.

NakedEve:
FYI, I am not LGBT so u r spilling another TRASH!
I am a reasonable human scientist and not some brainwashed stupid e-diot.
Once again now hop-along child!

Suddenly being a queer has made you a "human" scientist. It's no big wonder, considering the things you consider human.

I've told you, go and commit suicide.

Who was talking about heaven here? I suppose you are the wheat? Feel free to mention from hell. I won't respond.

I can see your destiny. In it is huge heaps of crap. Gar.bage. and lots of frustration.

NakedEve:
STFU you silly ape-king.
May Dagwei strike u dead!
Who made you a chairperson or a scientist on human behaviour?
How dare u conclude that some people rr non human/ less human than others you SLAVE of the WhiteMan?

Your Dagwei strike you dead first.

Who made you the authority on what your fellow lesbian/gay/transsexual/bisexual queers want? You things can't even live with yourselves.

May heaven release on you a terrible plague for your silly rant.

Go and commit suicide. If oxygen is free for Things like yourself, it would be better dead things lived.

NakedEve:
No they r not humans.
They are birthed by aliens.
E-diot!

Keep it shut you bitter non human gay/lesbian/transsexual/bisexual queer thing.

NakedEve:
No they r not humans.
They are birthed by aliens.
E-diot!

Keep it shut you bitter non human gay/lesbian/transsexual/bisexual thing.

NakedEve:
WTF?! Human Rights Award?
Is it not this man that trampled on the rights of LGBT by signing that Bleep bill into law just to get a 2nd term?
Isn't the rights of LGBT that he violated not human rights?
I will cause Buhari to come after this man in full force.
This man must end up in Jail n not be collecting awards for upholding human rights.
He is a human rights violator!

You mentioned human Rights.

Are LGBT humans?

Ebukaobi:
Jonathan can continue to deceive himself. That is his problem

Travelling to the USA and taking pictures with irrelevant people will not stop Nigerians from asking him the key questions

Nigerians are not fools!

There are many Nigerians that live in the US and they know he is gallivanting and using the opportunity to deflect from his responsibilities.

You cannot steal so much money and cover it up with a PR campaign

When he is done, he will come and account for his theft in Nigeria

I suppose your current president is doing his best, right? You don't care about anything save the return of stolen money. Your current president never stole money, right? Will the return of this money that was stolen make everything right? Is everything about the "prosecution" of people who stole money or do you want him to move the country forward and stop pretending to be a saint? I'll bet he's padding his pockets with the returned stolen funds.

All the energy expended on recovering these missing funds, of which your president is guilty of his own share, should be directed at facing the issues of the economy. If Nigeria would've crumbled because of stolen funds that were not recovered, it would be rubble by now. All this "catch the former president" etc is getting sillier by day.

I'm not supporting those who stole funds, but who said your current president didn't steal any? Just because he wears a stern face and a kaftan and speaks stern (hypocritical ) words doesn't make him effective. Let him face what needs to be done and stop chasing his enemies from heaven knows where. He said they broke it, let him fix it and stop telling us who broke it.

whirlwind7:
Great news!
He knows next to nothing about the power of social media that had brought him such good fortune, and hopefully, he's going to become a sensation and we get to know more about his success.

Such kids are better enrolled in special schools that will nurture their talent and make them become self reliant.

The last bit is right. How can an eagle fly when it's grown up with chickens?

VickyRotex:
Na Yellow pasture you go see o

But really 400k is quite small. For now, if you can invest the money in Naija, I think it's a lot better.
Then afterwards, when you have enough and you still wish to travel, then you can.

Remember it's better to have something to fall back on, than spending all you have on uncertainty.

Life is a risk. Losers never live.

So that's why all the roads in CBD are rowdy. And the FRSC and police are just standing about like...

jasper7:
whoever said anything about animal conservation? I said killing the cat is not economical. maybe he could sell it. and maybe he could get some money. That's all I said. cheers.

Alright. But nobody would buy a cat that's lived in the wild. Such cats are feral. Unless he could sell it to people who don't mind fried cat?

Baroba:
We can't really say whether it was feral or not, since most cats wonder into people's property.. OK he killed the cat which i still think is wrong, what's the essence if burning it..

Burning it= revenge.

Not a bad idea. Those who live to kill will be killed likewise.

jasper7:
as we no get animal control in nigeria. You just slayed a beautiful cat . You could easily sell the cat and get some cash. which would have been more economical for you. at least recoup the cost of the dead birds.

Your sort of animal conservation is funny.

Who would buy a giant wild cat? You? You can own a FERAL cat and treat it like a pet?

Or do you suggest taking it to a zoo, because wild cats are endangered species?

Will you not complain when you see more pics of the hungry wild cat in the zoo, because it's not easy to feed the wild cat or cater to it's needs?

You expect people to actually care for a wild animal. It's not domesticated and it won't return your favor.


Sometimes it's irritating to see people try to act civilized when there's no call for it. In developed nations people do kill things that encroach. It's your property, not the animal's.

MathsChic:
Sometimes I just hate being smart. Being smart, getting A's in school will make you top your class and later provide you with a decent to very lucrative job that's just going to assure your future. You won't be poor and you'll live a comfortable life. But sometimes, I just can't help but wonder at how boring and mundane everything eventually becomes.

On the other hand, not getting all the A's and not topping your class will throw you out there, challenge you to dream big and force you to come up with a living that could probably break bounds, making you into a household name. Linda Ikeji, Toke Makinwa, Folorunsho Alakija, Oprah, these are people who certainly didn't get the best grades in school or studied the best courses at university, yet they shape and influence the polity more than the best graduating student in Electrical Engineering from the set 1985 in Unilag would ever do. And who's that best graduating student anways? I bet no one knows today!

I so hate being smart! I wish I was a regular one that would have had to create something for herself.

You're so smart that you had to create this thread on how smart you are instead of using your self-acclaimed 'smartness'to figure out how to go about handling your 'smart' issues? Wow.

That does not seem ...

Dennixe001:
THE MYTHS:

As a boy growing up on the street of Port
Harcourt, I was told so many horrible things
about Igbos:I was told that Igbos were planning to push Rivers people to Abia State for the people of Abia to inhabit Rivers State because of our resources.

I was told that Igbo people enslaved and ruled
over my people in Bori the traditional
headquarters of Ogoni Kingdom.

I was told that Odumegwu Ojukwu, Onyeka
Onwenu and other prominent Igbos brazenly
rejoiced over the execution of my uncle Ken Saro Wiwa because of the role he played during the Civil War.
I was told that it is better to be slaves to Hausas than to be brothers to Igbos because, Igbos are worse than Hausas.

THE EFFECTS:

These things made me to terribly detest Igbos
beyond what you can imagine, I was always
skeptical, cynical and suspicious while dealing
with Igbos. It also affected my friendship with
Igbo guys, I was always careful not to be a victim, no matter how they value the friendship, as long as they are Igbos, they were bad eggs to me.

It also severely affected my relationship with Igbo girls, 70% of the girls I have seen are Igbos girls but I have never treated any of my Igbo girlfriends fairly because, I programmed my mind not to be interested in anything beyond the fun
attached to the chemistry of boys and girls stuff while dealing with an Igbo girl, I didn’t want to make the mistake of dating an Igbo girl to the extent of marrying her.

THE DISCOVERY:

I was posted to Akwa Ibom State for my national
youth service in November 2013, there I made so
many Igbo friends, almost 60% of Akwa Ibom
corps members are from Igbo extraction, mainly from IMSU, FUTO, ABSU, UMUDIKE, ESUT and IMT.

There I saw how determined a typical Igbo youth is, there I saw the natural tendency for economic success in a typical Igbo guy, there I saw the reason why Igbos are entrepreneurs allover the globe, there I saw that God specially gave them the metaphysical eyes to see money in things and
where you don’t even think of smelling money, there I saw that even though the Igbos have had severe political travails and marginalization, they will forever remain the economic salt of Nigeria.

While we were serving, those of us who are Port Harcourt breed UNIPORT/RSUST corps members were always complaining that Akwa Ibom is beautiful but not groovy like Port Harcourt, we were always complaining that the town is dry with no night life like Port Harcourt. But our friends from the Igbo extraction were seeing things
differently, they saw Akwa Ibom as a beautiful
virgin land highly in need of economic
exploration, they saw huge business
opportunities in where we saw boredom.

We were complaining of the insufficient N19,800 ‘alawi’ (allowance) while they were seeing it as
potential small scale business capital. We used our alawi to club in one night because, we didn’t see it as good enough to help us, while our Igbo friends inject it into their small scale businesses.

We were always going to Tropicana to see movies while our Igbo friends are busy going to Lagos to bring wears and jewelries for us to buy. We were always calling home for money but our Igbo friends were sending money home instead.

At the end of my service year, I said I was going back to Port Harcourt because I believed Uyo was too dry for me to hustle, but my Igbo friends stayed back because they saw Uyo as a land lacking business and as such, it’s good for them to
make money through the introduction of
different businesses.

THE REVERSAL:

I came back to Port Harcourt then pondered on my experience with these Igbo brains, I then realised why people hate them, I felt bad
seriously for wrongly hating them all these while, I decided to love them because, they have the kind of zeal I’d love to emulate.

THE CONVICTION:

When I was fully convinced that the Igbos are not only my role models but my blood was when they went against all odds to make Goodluck Jonathan
their own, they loved him even more than some us from the South South, they gave him their full support at the poll not minding the
consequences. Ever since, I couldn’t stop loving Igbos but to love them even more.

THE RECOMMENDATION:

Igbos drive the economy of every towns and cities in Nigeria, nobody can change that, so instead of hating them for doing business in your place, I’d advise you compete with them even if you know you can’t beat them because, it is your land that is benefiting economically and otherwise with such
healthy competition, it is a win win situation.

IN CONCLUSION:

Igbos are subject of hate in this country,
apparently due to wrong perception, but I
personally think Igbos are cool like any other
tribe, and bad like any other tribe too. Though my main problem with them is that, they never admit their flaws no matter how glaring but they are always quick to lampoon the slightest folly of other tribes.

If you want to be successful economically, think like Igbos!
—–By Dennis, Rivers State.

For a guy from Rivers, Bori to be exact, you had exhibited a pretty myopic outlook. Hating Igbo people is pointless. They are everywhere.

You should've known your state is ruled by Igbo/ikwerre and you should've known your hate was a symptom of Ogoni weakness.

Ogoni will always remain the bottom of the barrel because they are bitter and hateful people in their small undeveloped corner of the world. No wonder Shell couldn't operate there. You should see the mess they made of the pipelines.

It's good you've changed your outlook.

Baa.

PROVACATEUR:
At the end of the day did any of those things you typed put a morsel of EBA in your mouth

Lolololol.
Cut him some slack. Rabies needs to be aired every once in a while.

TheDevilIsALai:
The Iranians do not blow hot empty rhetoric.

They are not in the business of negotiated dialogue.

This is evident with their demand for the release of the now executed Saudi Shiite cleric by the Saudi govt which they retaliated immediately with the summary execution of Quatari royals who where abducted by an obscure Iraqi shiite militia backed by Tehran.

Now that the Iranians have openly tabled their demands for the unconditional and immediate release of El Zakzacky, I believe they are doing this from a point of leverage and knowing how the Iranians roll they would have had a strong response already in place targeting specifically prominent figures or their relatives in the Nigerian Govt and the Sunni community.

The only thing the Iranians will do is make their equally unintelligent Mohammedan brothers here rampage.

The only reason they have much to say is because they believe strongly that Nigeria is an Islamic nation.

Why are you so worried about the Iranians? Did you abduct the Nigerian cleric? Are you scared of their retribution on you?

HonourablePomk:
Rubbish. Soo yiur confidence level can increase. Your mate are looking for money you are looking for confidence to toast. Gerrahere mehn

He may not be seeking a cure for dark spots in the way you imagine.

He may simply be uncomfortable with people staring at his face. Or it makes him feel shy in social settings. Most people with spots always seek a way to remove it and usually not because they are concerned with beauty.

Icecomrade:
Kill yourself

After you.

Fools first, they say.

Icecomrade:
Have you even thought of the possiblity that her account may have been hacked!

You talk thrash

And you talk garbage.

Nobody hacks nobodys.

And they say that northern women are the most beautiful in Nigeria...

Flashh:
[color=#225484]I won't join those bashing her.

At least she could be so bold to say it out.

What of those that do such, but they couldn't say it out when they had same experience. They aren't saint either, but hypocrites. [/color]

She's not bold.

She's dull.

She has no sense of privacy, so when she pins it up for public viewing then she has the right to be "bashed", abused and whatever else comes her way thanks to her awkward behavior.

Some things are best done behind closed doors.

Justifying her is just as strange as her choice of what to post.

Icecomrade:
@ops
Whats your own nah.!.
Its her body. Its her life not yours. Am sure u ve done worse things. Whats the difference? You choose to hide your attrocities
Still wondering when hypocrites will learn to mind their Business.

Mind their business?

Excuse us all, she made it public by putting up her face in public.

If you must do such things and you don't want condemnation, then have the decency to keep it away from the public's eye.

Sheesh.

fulanimafia:
Jonathan diverted the funds meant for fighting BH to his failed re-election campaign. In other words, BH thrived because of GEJ's looting and financial recklessness, and he was aware that people were being slaughtered as a result, but did nothing.

Buhari didn't.

Here's my proof: the request for Arms funds from NOI which was approved by Jonathan and diverted to his campaign.

https://cdn.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/memo.jpg?fbe18f

I have seen your proof.

You're saying he indirectly led to the empowerment of those terrorists by releasing funds. OK. It makes sense on some level.

Now, where's the proof of his financing them? Like some wikileaks in which he's telling one of his buddies to take the funds you've showed us that he approved of, and to make sure they use it to make those terrorists comfortable enough to operate?

Allegations.

fulanimafia:
All PMB had to do was remove and lock up the financiers and enablers of BH (Dasuki, Jonathan etc.) and show political will in the fight against terror.

The reported unfortunate attacks were suicide bombings by women attacking soft targets (including an innocent family inside their home), which buttresses the point that BH have been technically defeated.

Well done Buratai for containing the final kicks of a dying horse.

You strongly believe Jonathan was a financier? Where is your proof? Why not Buhari?