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Christianity EtcRe: "666" Encrusted On My Blender: Should I Be Worried About This? (pics) by Tellemall:
Djicemob:
I find it kindof weird you think the blender is "not up to standard" even without actually seeing or using the said blender.

BTW where is the "fuzz" you are talking about? Is it cos the topic made frontpage? undecided

Did i say specifically to you that i didnt like the blender and i want to do away with it? I simply asked a question for the religious and the theorist,i didnt create a "fuzz".There's a difference.

Thanks...Anything else?
You certainly made a fuss by quoting me and in the first place sounding like you had purchased evil.

The only evil is the general appearance of the blender. No offense, but that doesn't look like something even a cost conscious person would buy. Why? Because with a blender like that, you know you'll be fixing it always. Like that lady rheether said, why not just buy an expensive blender? Saves you the trouble of finding stuff you feel weird about stamped into it , and the trouble of having people wonder why the blender looks like a heating unit which many people honestly are thinking.

That's all.
Christianity EtcRe: "666" Encrusted On My Blender: Should I Be Worried About This? (pics) by Tellemall: 11:39am On Feb 22, 2016
Djicemob:
Lemme get this straight,everybody should buy an expensive blender? undecided

And then...How do you even identify an unreliable blender by just looking at a pic posted on the internet?
Looking at that blender, if you are to be honest, it doesn't resemble a regular blender. But hey, what do we know? Maybe regular blenders resemble heating units.

I'm not asking you to buy an expensive one, no. But when buying things you can just tell if it's up to standard or not.

Anyway, The issue with the blender is the inverted stamp of 666. It should be expected when a funky brand of blender is bought. Regular blenders don't have such oddities on them. In fact, nothing should be stamped on a blender. What's all the fuss though? If you don't like the blender then give it out or throw it away.

Pyramid blender. Lol.
Christianity EtcRe: "666" Encrusted On My Blender: Should I Be Worried About This? (pics) by Tellemall: 8:26am On Feb 22, 2016
shachris02:
you my friend, must be living abroad. we buy second hand everything....even boxers.
Actually I'm currently in Nigeria. For now.

But why should anybody buy used underwear? This country needs some savin' and the only way out is to import more 666 used goods.

Although that particular blender looks so cheap and unreliable I'm surprised anybody could buy it.
Christianity EtcRe: "666" Encrusted On My Blender: Should I Be Worried About This? (pics) by Tellemall: 8:20am On Feb 22, 2016
shachris02:
yeah. change the holding compartment and it's as good as new. cool
Wonders shall never cease.
Christianity EtcRe: "666" Encrusted On My Blender: Should I Be Worried About This? (pics) by Tellemall: 8:17am On Feb 22, 2016
shachris02:
thank you for this. That blender is a waste of money. It is aluminum coil and overheats while you blend. Give it 3 months of minimal usage and it's scrab. He would have gone for second hand philips. I learned bitterly from experience.
Wait one moment. Just wait.


I need to clarify... You mean to say that people actually SERIOUSLY, without joking, truly buy second hand BLENDERS? SECOND HAND BLENDERS?
HealthRe: current hot weather in Nigeria: share your frustration by Tellemall: 7:37am On Feb 21, 2016
RichYoungNigger:
And people are running back to Africa wherever it's winter in the USA.

Naija weather is perfect, you never experience winter.
Winter is preferable to this hot blanket. The air is humid and smelly and everything you touch is hot. At least in winter, I'll be in a place where there's constant electricity and thus heating. But here? No.
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke Takes Her First Catwalk Lesson - Walks Her First Fashion Show (photos) by Tellemall: 3:19pm On Feb 20, 2016
From bread hawker to body exposure. Just look at the neck on that thing she wearing in the dark. Hopefully she doesn't mind the exposure.
Science/TechnologyRe: The Animal I Killed Today At My Working-Place In Cross River by Tellemall: 7:48pm On Feb 19, 2016
EreluY:
[b]The killer should be sent to jail. What would the killer benefit from eating it, and why in the 21st century are we humans still behaving like animals. It's such a shame and you have the gut to post here on NL. Animal killing animal. I really find this disgustingly distasteful.


[size=18pt]Ignorance is bliss[/size]


If this animal was captured live and kept in captivity, the reality is that it secretes glands used in the perfume industry. The perineal gland secretion, civet, has been the basic ingredient for many perfumes for hundreds of years and is still being used today although on the decline since the creation of synthetic musk. African civets have been kept in captivity and milked for their civet which is diluted into perfumes.[size=18pt] They can secrete three to four grams of civet per week and it can be sold for just under five hundred dollars per kilogram[/size]. Go and google it. The WSPA says that Chanel, Cartier, and Lancôme have all admitted to using civet in their products and that laboratory tests detected the ingredient in Chanel No. 5.
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How many of these perfume producing creatures are there in Nigeria? Do we have the skills to utilize the gland secretions? Keep them safe for export? Or do you want us to export the creatures themselves to the perfume factories that would also likely abuse them for what their bodies produce? Why don't we work with synthetic musk that is easily available, why use real civets?

Using this musky stuff off that animal is also an abuse to the animal. Who said it wants to be kept in captivity while humans mine it's glands? You animal rights people don't know the first thing about animals: they want to be free. You might as well kill it if you intend on keeping it in captivity. That makes you as bad as the original poster.
Science/TechnologyRe: The Animal I Killed Today At My Working-Place In Cross River by Tellemall: 7:39pm On Feb 19, 2016
cyprus000:
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Yea! That's more reason you should stop eating fish,cow,goat etc infact, It's a crime to kill fly, ant or any animal atall.

Animal right my ass.
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Everywhere in the world people kill things and eat them. If Nigerians see you eat shark meat they will begin to tell you how you should've called maybe marine biologists to take it back to the ocean. For heaven sake, even Americans eat squirrels from their gardens, Chinese eat dogs, lizards and other cultures eat bats and endangered species.

Yet we have pseudo-educated people that think you should conserve animals that stray into places you want to be. Just to see them talking of snake rights, bat rights, food rights makes one wonder if they think in developed countries people still don't kill these things.

any animal that encroaches your freedom of movement ought to be killed. It won't spare you the courtesy of saving you were the roles reversed.
BusinessRe: Lady Wore Bum-Short To Ecobank In Abeokuta (Photos) by Tellemall: 3:56pm On Feb 18, 2016
obailala:
What's revealing about that outfit under the scorching Nigerian sun? undecided
It's been scorching for many years. This hot pants in the bank is a new thing. Who wears their undergarments outside, when they don't live in Brazil? Who wears underpants to the bank? Let's be honest. The fact is, in a country where it's the norm to be as naked as possible nobody cares. The reason it's strange is because Nigeria has been hot since creation and until dstv, people who look like fish sellers have never seen the need to dress like this lady. There is freedom of dressing, but everyone should have freedom to look around without seeing other people's body parts.
Science/TechnologyRe: 10 Facts About The Sun You Probably Didn't Know by Tellemall: 5:10am On Feb 17, 2016
OneManLegion:
Loool. You really need to visit waitbutwhy.com.
Elon Musk will revolutionalise space travel by drastically reducing the cost of sending space-crafts to space via re-usability of rockets and others.
The immediate plan is to make it as cheap as $500,000 per passenger to Mars and back. A LOT of people in can afford that.
A lot of corrupt, bloated politicians in your state can afford that without batting a diabetic eyelid.
A lot of people will afford it and as the market grows, so will other agencies, aside SpaceX invest in that novel venture.
Just go to www.waitbutwhy.com and read on "How (and why) spaceX will colonise Mars", "The Fermi Paradox" and one other one about Tesla cars. Believe me, you'll thank me for it.
They could afford it and go broke after a few rides. And those corrupt, bloated politicians will never want to risk their lives.
Dunno the price of an electric car and how many people drive one.
All the same, when I have time I'll try the links.
FamilyRe: The Amazing Transformation Of The Abandoned Nigerian "Witchcraft" Child by Tellemall: 9:54pm On Feb 16, 2016
Iroh88:
Yall have no idea the kind of man I am. Ignore what you see around here. cheesy

The reason I became very vicious is because the PDP supporters refused to be reasonable. Go back on my timeline before the election and you'd see a part of the real me. I hardly hate people and VERY good at charity. cheesy

Even as we speak, I have some yams and half a bag of rice in the trunk of my car, and as I drive around, I look out for people I think need them. Was driving along a street yesterday, saw a lady bathing her child outside, from the look of their crib, I just imagined she wouldn't mind the handout. Pulled over, called her attention and when she came over, asked her if she'd like to have some but she declined. cheesy

I just drove on.

Hopefully, will find someone real soon. smiley

I'm not what most of yall might think I am. wink
Toot your horns.
FamilyRe: The Amazing Transformation Of The Abandoned Nigerian "Witchcraft" Child by Tellemall: 9:52pm On Feb 16, 2016
skobaskata:
[url][/url]This child was in the streets for 8 good months. I'm sure several individuals who profess to be very religious must have passed by without lending a helping hand. The highest they must have done is maybe to throw a snack or food at the child. It took the tender, loving effort of a white lady to rescue this innocent child, now named Hope, from the claws of imminent death. So saddddd. Why don't we help ourselves in Nigeria? Whyyyyyy? sad

Perhaps you must have seen this heart-rendering photo online of a white lady giving a little child who looked dehydrated and malnourished a drink of water.

It is sad that such kind of photos could only emanate from Africa and it usually takes the effort of the foreign press to bring the attention of the world to their plight.

Sadly, the child in this photo is not from Darfur or any other war torn African enclave but is from Nigeria. Somewhere in Akwa-Ibom state where the issue of witch-craft is rife.

Story has it that the boy, who has been named Hope was left for dead on the streets by his family, who thinks he is a witch.

Hope survivied on the streets for eight months, feeding on scraps thrown at him by passers by.

Fortunately, on January 31, Hope was rescued by a Danish humanitarian aid-worker, Miss Anja Ringgren Loven, who discovered him naked, emaciated, and wandering the streets with his body riddled with worms.

Miss Anja, who has a Nigerian partner with whom she has a son, took Hope to the hospital where he was given a thorough bath. Thereafter Hope was treated of the worms and given blood transfusion to replenish his obviously depleted red blood cells.

Already, Miss Anja who runs a children orphanage, has received donations to the tune of $1 million from donors from around the world after asking the community for fund to settle Hope's medical bills.

She's hoping to build a hospital for neglected children like Hope besides giving Hope the best of treatment.

See more stunning pics of baby Hope and read more of such amazing stories at http://jed360blog.com/2016/02/nigerian-witchcraft-child-neglected.html
"Tender, loving effort of a white lady"


That turned our bellies.
Science/TechnologyRe: 10 Facts About The Sun You Probably Didn't Know by Tellemall: 9:49pm On Feb 16, 2016
OneManLegion:
Nah.
To both statements. If you've read about the Fermi Paradox, you'll realise that the universe is MORE LIKELY to be anything but lonely; at least, as far as intelligent life-forms are concerned.

Astronauts are professionals whose job description entails being in space, they are not wealthy men who can afford tickets on space-crafts.
Elon Musk's deal is to revolutionalise space travel in such a way that the people who can afford the tickets will substantially increase.
I plan to NOT be broke for much longer.
I will go to Mars.
I've heard of that but I don't find space lore motivating.

Astronauts should have cash, except they are research personnel.
You've admitted that going out there on a ticket to space will cost. Therefore only super rich people can do that. That makes the whole idea of space travel a novelty that few people can afford. Costs of running business versus patronage. I don't think the price of space travel will drop simply because it becomes more common place in the very distant future.

But... Psst... See you on Mars grin
Science/TechnologyRe: 10 Facts About The Sun You Probably Didn't Know by Tellemall: 10:14pm On Feb 15, 2016
OneManLegion:
It is capital intensive but the processes involved are quite simpler than one would expect.
I have every intention of stepping foot outside of Earth someday.
It's a vast, lonely universe out there.

Like astronauts, you must be the definition of cash to go out there.
Science/TechnologyRe: 10 Facts About The Sun You Probably Didn't Know by Tellemall: 9:45pm On Feb 15, 2016
OneManLegion:
Actually, terraforming is not aeons away, it's just a couple of decades away. Terraforming is already possible with the technology we already have at our disposal. There are plans underway to start sending people to Mars in 20 years time. Beneath is a link to website that shows Elon Musk's(Elon Musk is the CEO of SpaceX, a company that launches rockets to space among other astronomy related things) plans of sending people to Mars and of course, terraforming Mars. It's a very long read, but you'll be hooked to the site.

waitbutwhy.com/2015/08/how-and-why-spacex-will-colonize-mars.html
Capital intensive.

Interesting read, will make time for it.
Science/TechnologyRe: 10 Facts About The Sun You Probably Didn't Know by Tellemall: 11:32pm On Feb 14, 2016
kevoh:
Years ago, it was near improbable for humans to fly... Science never gives up! smiley
True. But it is easier to fly than change the biosphere and crust of an entire planet. We may have something like greenhouses out there, but not such drastic things as terraforming.

Terraforming is eons away. Pun intended. smiley
Science/TechnologyRe: 10 Facts About The Sun You Probably Didn't Know by Tellemall: 6:21pm On Feb 14, 2016
kevoh:
That's a step! Terraforming is the way.
In SciFi only. Too expensive. Too improbable.
Science/TechnologyRe: 10 Facts About The Sun You Probably Didn't Know by Tellemall: 6:18pm On Feb 14, 2016
Astronomy/astrophysics, the most overlooked aspect of science.

But frankly, who cares if Venus is the morning star, or that there are 3 stars in Orion's belt? Down here on earth, money matters.
FashionRe: Where To Get Sunscreen In Nigeria by Tellemall: 6:06pm On Feb 14, 2016
fashionengineer:
One of the frequently asked questions we get is where to get sunscreen in Nigeria


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2 Mary Kay TimeWise Day Solution Sunscreen SPF 30 http:///RU2Njh

3 Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Dry-Touch Sunscreen – SPF 55 http:///80KyDP

4 Dermafix SPF50 Sunscreen http:///cwNYoJ

5 Banana Boat Sunscreen

More on [url]thefashionengineer.com[/url]
Are those the only sun lotions? Add prices. Too lazy to open links.
Car TalkRe: An SUV Rammed Into Ditch In Awolowo Road (pictures) by Tellemall: 6:57pm On Feb 12, 2016
tonychristopher:
People should try to learn...This is not a JEEP it is an SUV... Jeeps are brand names ..How can we call 4x4 cars or off Road cars Jeeps...this is like calling all saloon cars Toyota
It's a Nigerian madness. Lexus Jeep. Toyota Land Cruiser Jeep. Infiniti Jeep. "He drives a Jeep". Only to see a BMW X6.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria And Her First And Second Class Job Syndrome by Tellemall: 10:36am On Feb 12, 2016
bayulll01:
I once listen to an interview aired on @channelstv sometimes last year where they interviews a professor from oau,the man keeps complaining about the curriculum system we practiced here in Nigeria,how is not working for us,how we can developed our own system that suits us.I once had a lecturer in the university that teaches seprations process in chemical engineer oh gwash I weep for this generations,the man uses and obsolete text book used in the 1970s when he was a student and uses it to teach me in 2011,I gave up.


my advice to Nigerian student if you have a way of improving yourselves do so,better jet out of this country come back and dominate
Separation processes is always taught with an old out-of date, no-longer-in-the-market-except-your-senior-colleagues book. Disgusting. And I can bet you the author of the book is that obsolete professor/doctor who is lecturing.
PetsRe: I Saw This Dog Die by Tellemall: 9:02am On Feb 12, 2016
jon1:
An animal that sick......don't try to save it,put it out of its misery. Now you probably gonna start another epidemic.....like ebola,lassa and zika ain't enough already.
*i sound harsh but humans need to learn the degrees of mercy.
That's something to think on. Some people rescue all manner of things that carry diseases. Even lizards and tortoises.
PetsRe: I Saw This Dog Die by Tellemall: 8:48am On Feb 12, 2016
Have you cared for any human the way you've cared for that dog?

The owner probably threw it away because it's small and, well, perhaps it was sick or they just didn't like something about it.
We need the some sort of anti-stray organization in Nigeria, so they can cull the number of stray dogs that make people uncomfortable just looking at them.
Eg. The dogs that look like the Lassa spreading rat, teats everywhere.
I've seen a dog with a tumor hanging off its face. Or maybe it's its brains because that stuff oozing from its face has no fur and is flesh colored. Things like that nobody should have to see. The animal is an eyesore to humans and a burden to itself. SPCA is too charitable for such types.
RomanceRe: How To Spot Girls Looking For Boyfriend At Lagos Restaurants by Tellemall: 8:18am On Feb 12, 2016
Sleekyshuga:
Stank cheesy? Never noticed!! My problem with them was poor Customer Service angry.. Those girls can be as mean as f**k sad.. They treat customers with disdain, forming ontop their cap and polo oo, for food wey I go pay for angry..

I knew immediately a new and better outlet pops up, Sammies would be dropped like hot potato, and so it happened.. It's as dry as a desert now, except the new comers or those who want to have their 'towns meeting' grin, no one goes ere.. I still love their moi moi grin.. It remains the best..

An alumnus?
That moi-moi, ehn.

Lol @dry as a desert. They really need to rework that haunt. It was very stinky in there back in 011. I can only imagine it now. People crowding everywhere when they had nothing to do. The
polo peeps there were pretty nice, though - they gave me a free ice cream , perhaps because they were scared of catching my conjunctivitis.

I don't even know who still goes there. I once stepped in before customers came, one early morning when I was looking for change and wanted something to eat, and met old chicken crumbs from the pervious day still in the food trays, and one of them came out to dump in some recently warmed chicken and attend to me. Behind her the filth in there shocked me - mud tracks and other scary looking dark things.
RomanceRe: How To Spot Girls Looking For Boyfriend At Lagos Restaurants by Tellemall: 6:09pm On Feb 11, 2016
Sleekyshuga:
grin grin grin NSG cracking my afternoon.. Numbers 13 & 14 are crazzyyyyyy grin..

@Skarlett, typical of most of your school girls tongue..

When Sammies was in vogue, you go buy food finish, yet no seat to sit down chop, all because 'aunties' don occupy person business place, turn am to chatting or prospective boifys waiting room grin..

The worst was charging their phones over a bottle of water until Sammies had to disconnect all charging points cheesy..
Now Sammies has been made second wheel to Kilimanjaro and Genesis. It really stank in there sometimes, with muddy footprints everywhere and all sorts of father's taking their daughters out to lunch.

Or so I heard.
PoliticsRe: War Against Corruption Has Not Started Yet - Buhari by Tellemall: 3:06pm On Feb 06, 2016
tsdarkside:
yes,,if this is the only thing him sabi do,,then we are already satisfied with him.....

he has my vote already for 2019.....

i dont like jonathan....

since jonathan left office,when did he ever mention chibok-girls again??...did you noticed that??...

not even mama piss....atleast from mama pisss i await a responce about the chibok-girls....
You say you don't like Jonathan. Is that enough to make you immune to this ones flaws? He hasn't mentioned the girls either, except when he wants to rouse an itch on the behinds of his followers. Frankly, those girls are his problem now - they were his ticket. Corruption is not the start of Nigeria's problems. It's pathetic if that's all he achieves. When he has recovered all the stolen funds, what difference will it make? Much ado about nothing.
FamilyRe: 83-year-old Retiree Sleeps Under Bridge For 17 Years (pic) by Tellemall: 7:25am On Feb 06, 2016
armadeo:
Lies.


The last paragraph showed that he is a no good drunkard.

Sometimes he drinks and smokes because of lack of family care. Unrepentant drunkard.


Am suretyhe family abandoned him due to his activities and here is is lying against them.

How hard is it for the park to transport you to your family.


Lying at such an age tell a lot about you old soldier
I thought only I read that last part about him drinking and smoking.

It appears he was a drunken smoker who made himself so unbearable that his wife had to take her kids and run away.

It's so surprising that at his age he still indulges in such damaging activities. 83-year old indeed. I'll bet he's in his sixties but wasted himself on his excesses.
AgricultureRe: Anambra Begins Vegetable Export To The Uk (pic) by Tellemall: 6:33am On Feb 02, 2016
erico2k2:
Go back to the shops that pumpkin is diffrent from the ones we have in Nigeria moreso these. Veg had been exported I to the UK mkt by the camroonians even though they eat less compared to 9ja guys. There might just be other medicinAl extract from these veg.the key is the Introduction to the UK. They or someone might just grow it in a controlled environment. Also stuff like Bangalore source in can etc.
Introduction? To the UK? Is the key?

The UK has always had Nigerian foods. You might say they've taken a scientific interest in the two vegetables. But those foods are pretty common place among the Nigerians there.
EducationRe: Nigerian Girl Who Speaks 5 Foreign Languages At 22 by Tellemall: 6:28am On Feb 02, 2016
Vivalavida99:
Wow! She is doing wonderfully well, I love that.

I can speak many languages too, except for the native Nigerian language which i'm presently learning.

Apart from English i can speak French, Spanish, Dutch, Italian and Chinese ( Mandarin).


Je Parle français

Yo hablo Español

Parlo italiano

Ich spreche Deutsch

我讲中文

wink smiley
Dutch or German? Make it plain.
AgricultureRe: Anambra Begins Vegetable Export To The Uk (pic) by Tellemall: 1:32pm On Feb 01, 2016
Don't pumpkins grow in the UK? And who on earth imports bitter leaf if not Nigerians? That's been going on for ages. Why is it suddenly news?
CrimeRe: Man Attempts To Blackmail Abiola’s Wife; Gets Arrested (photo) by Tellemall: 1:25pm On Feb 01, 2016
Atmmachine:
Nigeria is a third world country and they treat people like they're a piece of shiit.

What about the blogger that keeps writing that Obama's wife is a man ?? Were they arrested ??
What about those that calls the white house phone and threaten to assassinate Obama, how many of them have been arrested ??

If you have the chance to get out of Nigeria, don't ever come back.

A country where you don't have freedom of speech or action.

What about those that keeps hacking our Army unit website in New York ?? Who done arrest them ??
There is actually a blogger who writes that? Lololol.

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