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FamilyRe: How Can 5k Be Managed In A Week by Teltel247: 6:49pm On Oct 23, 2023
Fhaze:
Pls i need genuine answers

Coz economy is frowning like dis

As a student how can 5k be managed for feeding only in a week ?

What scope can be used to save cost ?
By eating it one day and sleep hungry for the rest of the 6days
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Lists Women Who Are Most Likely To Cheat. by Teltel247: 4:49pm On Sep 25, 2023
skj1377:
Include bank ladies in bulkrooms and front desk/customer care
You have knack one there, I knw
FoodRe: Five Benefits Of Eating Kpomo by Teltel247: 12:02pm On Sep 22, 2022
Wisdomkosi:
https://igberetvnews.com/1428974/five-benefits-eating-kpomo/
Federal Govt. will always want to make life miserable for the common man, ban it and allow us look for other ways to make ourselves happy grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Cries After Spending N9k On Transport To See A Guy by Teltel247: 6:39pm On Sep 20, 2022
OriOko88:
grin
Mk she lick her would too. Mk she feel what average guy experience from d hands of naija girls. I don send one igbo girl 8k to visit me in Ibadan from ihiala,anambra state. The babe came with her menstruation,and she menstruated all thru d four days she spent. I no knack anything.na so so bloody pant I dey see. D thin really vex me. D babe said she likes d city and wanted to stay back. I said fine,mk she stay few more days so I can knack. Na so she lie say mk i give her 2k mk she cook for me. Bfore i return from work for evening babe don disappear with her loads. I called her she said she dey on her way to Onitsha.OK bye.

Was stunned and shocked to find d same girl in one ibo's boutique two weeks after in d same Dugbe. D girl dey form deaf and dumb.
Chaii. Mmesoma used my money to relocate com ibadan embarassed
This one make me laff all day grin
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi Emerges ‘Best Bathroom Cleaner In Prison' – Begs judge For Mercy by Teltel247: 6:09pm On Sep 08, 2022
Reason why they need him there so he can clean more. grin grin
RomanceRe: She Has Gone Worst by Teltel247: 2:51pm On Aug 12, 2022
Profperfect:
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No sir not what you think. The thing is I won't lie too, I will be very honest she has been very very nice , she was all there for me in my darkest and lowest times , ever supportive , wanting to see me make it , she can sacrifice her grain to see that I make a tree or even a forest , its just this aspect of her. You won't believe she is all am saying if you meet her for the first few times in person I am the only one who knows her secrets
No wonder, she shares like Xmas RicE
PhonesRe: Oraimo Takes Green Experience To Abuja,Open Flagship Store In Capital City Today by Teltel247: 2:00pm On May 16, 2022
iCauseTrouble:
Spot me there and collect 5k
Na u dey there na wey wear shirt and trouser grin grin
FamilyRe: My Friend Needs Help, Six Children No Male Child? by Teltel247: 12:36pm On May 16, 2022
come to Abuja and check Brekete Family Reality Radio & Television.
they have herbs and its been tested and guaranteed with 99.9% assurance, I only hear ooo, I never test am
PoliticsRe: Masked Gunmen Endorse Emefiele As President In 2023 by Teltel247: 2:58pm On May 07, 2022
Truthisunique2:
Wetin militants see for tinubu and emefile presidency

Reminds me of Boko Haram and buhari, see where we dey now
They want to partake in the loot grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Emefiele's Associates Pick APC Presidential Nomination Form For Him by Teltel247: 2:56pm On May 07, 2022
CelebritiesRe: Cake Day: Obi Cubana Cuts Over 10 Cakes On His Birthday, Rochas, Others Attend by Teltel247: 7:17am On Apr 13, 2022
happy birthday sir, God continue to enlarge u
BusinessRe: Tony Elumelu Celebrates His 59th Birthday (Photo) by Teltel247: 8:17am On Mar 24, 2022
jaybenugo:
Popular Nigerian business mogul and group Chairman of the United Bank for Africa (UBA), Tony Elumelu took to his Instagram handle to celebrate his 59th birthday on 22nd March, 2022, IGBERETV reports.

Sharing a photo of himself, he wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CbZs_2QssfM/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Happy birthday sir
InvestmentRe: What's The Best Way To Invest Idle Funds? by Teltel247: 2:22pm On Mar 22, 2022
Lyydia:
Hi Nairalanders,
What is the best way to invest funds without actually being engaged in doing anything? I have what I do that brings in money, I just feel like some funds are idle in my account and Naira - dollar fluctuations isn't helping matter.

For example fixed deposit accounts, which Nigerian bank has the best interest rate?

No cryptocurrency
No forex
No betting
No scam investment

No PM



Thank you.
Come and borrow me let me give u interest monthly undecided
PoliticsRe: Samuel Ortom To Contest For 2023 Senate Seat by Teltel247: 11:33am On Mar 07, 2022
Kwanza:
The seat is currently occupied by Senator Emmanuel Orker Jev of the PDP, who may seek a second mandate from members of his constituency.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10159326524313725&id=659303724
see face grin grin some of the villagers even look healthier than him cool cool
CrimeRe: Court Denies Adedoyin, Six Staff Bail by Teltel247: 11:05am On Mar 07, 2022
RomanceRe: I Am In Love With My Female Casual Friend by Teltel247: 12:52pm On Feb 23, 2022
CandyOps:
Nah bro she's not in love. She's hoping you have the balls to make a move and shift her pants.

Next time, ask her to come sit on your laps you wanna ask her a question. Then if she does... Ask her the last time she kissed. Say that while licking your lips slowly.. move your face closer to hers and see if she is receptive.

If she lets you kiss her make your move..

P.s Use protection and don't let your guys know about this because - you remember that guy wey army flog for being a bestie to his babe? Yes that's why.


Sometimes babes just want to chop and clean mouth too. Some guys don't seem to get that
Nice response sir, I respect your grace grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Funny Interview Experience With A Foreign Firm by Teltel247: 5:38pm On Feb 10, 2022
Such a funny experience grin grin
thank God for the composure and d fact that u did not relent even with the challenges u experienced, I pray God see you through
TravelRe: A Story Of How I Got Deported From Canada(pictures) by Teltel247: 1:48pm On Feb 07, 2022
bro, this brighten my day, I feel more lighter than before grin grin
RomanceRe: What A Guy Did To Me At Iwo Road Ibadan, A Bitter Experience. by Teltel247: 10:42am On Jan 28, 2022
Thank God you have learnt your lesson, please try to share his facebook name for others to search him and track him. scammers everywhere
CrimeRe: Abducted Plateau Bride-To-Be Regains Freedom (Photo) by Teltel247: 12:55pm On Jan 05, 2022
Antoeni:
I Hope she still intact,
Do u have meter to read the intactness of an elastic materialhuh? grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Eke Jumps On Okada, Laments by Teltel247: 4:52pm On Dec 16, 2021
majamajic:
Okada man go enjoy weight of her bra

Sometimes I see how comfortable women sit behind all these okada riders especially in lagos , till them get to your house , try near them , someone that just had all her boobs behind okada man , u dare near that same boobs
grin grin grin
BusinessRe: Share Your Experience On This Promo Method by Teltel247: 1:09pm On Dec 09, 2021
manhood:
I was just chilling and then remembered this promo stuff those days...

"Look under the crown and win! You can be a millionaire bla bla bla..."

My gang and myself never won anything serious from those things... na only free drink we don win and the vendors refused to redeem the prize for us...

Did you ever win anything tangible from these promotions?
Why are beverage and drinks companies no longer running such promo again?
Share your experience...
we don wise this days, we go break their head if they no give that's why they cease. All of them are scammers!!!
CelebritiesRe: Funny Moment Davido Begs Bbnaija Winner, Laycon For Some Money (video) by Teltel247: 12:26pm On Nov 01, 2021
MoodNG:
Coming after Laycon won the Big Brother Naija Lockdown reality TV show, Popular Nigerian singer, David Adeleke, aka Davido was caught on video, begging him for some money.

In the video which appears to be a joke, Laycon was spotted with Davido and Mayokun during the after party.

Watch the video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bddz5_6atUY&feature=youtu.be
Example of when u give a kid biscuit and ask for same biscuit later and they will say 'NO', anyway, joke na joke sha grin
RomanceRe: Couple Rocks Underwear In Pre-wedding Pictures by Teltel247: 10:54am On Nov 01, 2021
BlackBigBlog:
2 Grown Adults !!!

Nothing weah BUHARI no go see for Aboki Hand ooooo
Real wahala dey grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Yousef's Elder Brother Is Dead by Teltel247: 8:59am On Oct 27, 2021
TMSMedia:
Big Brother Naija star, Yousef has has announced the m death of his elder brother via his Instagram handle, IgbereTV reports.

The reality show star shared the sad news on his Instagram page and also asked for prayers and condolences.




https://www.instagram.com/p/CVfe0-pMlW0/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
My condolences bro, RIP to the dead
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Repel Boko Haram Ambush, Kill Several ISWAP Fighters (Graphic Photos) by Teltel247: 5:41pm On Oct 20, 2021
MALIGNANTGuest:
This SOLDIER must be a SKULL MINER!
What else is he looking for, if not viable parts..
Only GOD knows what this guy is looking for.
Looking like the "POINT & KILL" he ordered
This soldier must be from Ugebb in C.River grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Ned Nwoko’s Wife, Laila Unfollows Him And Co-wife Regina Daniels On Instagram by Teltel247: 1:27pm On Oct 13, 2021
CrimeRe: Lady Escapes From Ritualists In Warri After 9 Other Victims Were Killed (Video) by Teltel247: 9:12am On Oct 13, 2021
Totilopussylick:
This can't be coming from undecided


What manner of garnished cooked up story be this huh
grin grin
she is just trying to sell herself, how could she just changed in the same picture, loosed hair and made hair same day shocked
CelebritiesRe: Zendaya Folakemi Adenibuyan Signs Endorsement Deal With Ruff ‘n’ Tumble (Photos) by Teltel247: 2:40pm On Oct 08, 2021
Buddha3:
LMAO!

I swear, you be heavy idiot!
who come be light idiot grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-iweala Reacts To Pictures Of Girl That Looks Exactly Like Her (photos) by Teltel247: 8:18am On Oct 07, 2021
CampussNews:
Update from

Former Finance Minister of the Republic of Nigeria and current Director-General of the World Trade Organization, (WTO), Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, has reacted to a picture of a little kid who modelled herself to look like her, Siggy reports.

The girl rocked Okonjo’s signature traditional outfit and posed for the camera in an adorable photo which is circulating on social media.

On seeing the photo, Nigeria’s former Finance Minister, noted that the girl indeed does look strike a resemblance with her younger self.

She then indicated interest in knowing the girl.

Sharing the photo on her Twitter page, Dr. Okonjo-Iweala wrote;

”This is the cutest young girl I’ve seen in her lookalike Nigerian outfit! I almost thought it was my younger self. I would like to know her name!”

https:///okonjo-iweala-reacts-to-pictures-of-girl-that-looks-exactly-like-her-photos/
StrateGy and it worked
CrimeRe: Suspected Electric Cable Thief Electrocuted To Death In Lagos (Disturbing Photo) by Teltel247: 6:14pm On Oct 06, 2021
So bad the Jazz no work that day huh
Foreign AffairsRe: Lars Vilks Dies In Car Accident (Pictures) by Teltel247: 9:31am On Oct 04, 2021
pisures of d cartoon pls or I no believe u undecided

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