₦airaland Forum

sarrki:
Galadima don dey panya

Oya mr, open the floor and swear.
We are watching.

What of those that steal other people's friends? Especially ladies?
When I first heard that line, I laughed so hard I ended up with a sore throat.

Obviously, your father is the cause of your mum's bitterness.
Now all she have left is to hate the happy couples around.
When last did she have a man in her life?
Truth is men have invoked the spirit of bitterness through jealousy, lack of attention, affection, care, a helping hand and most importantly SEX, through the void their departure brings. Not every woman can handle that.
Think, and plead with your father to simply ask the woman of forgiveness, though they may remain separated.
There is hardly any relationship that a REAL MAN won't walk away from at ease. Max two weeks he's banging another lady; if he eventually doesn't even move in with her.
E.g Tonto Dikeh, take her as a course to study, the truth will straighten and strengthen you all.

dilodavid:
Scam no dey tire you? Lazy youth.

Haha, Na till Buhari die una go forget LAZY YOUTH?
Don't worry, Na NEXT LEVEL things go hit pass.

SpatialKing:
Boko Haram in Zamfara?

The truth is gradually seeping out.

Which tribe is Keyamo?
Seems there's an oath on his head.

Meanwhile, APC is relying on threats to its [/b]HOUSE BOYS.[b]
We await the day.

Buhari shouldn't push his luck too far with the judiciary.
It might bounce back because they are not clean.

Oshiomo ole will ensure APC's destruction with his ugly mind.

kleverley:
he called them the "devil" would you imagine that

This is just the tip of the iceberg.

For now, don't go and be speaking Queen's English with them on the road. For proper understanding talk to them in Pidgin, another way to avoid kasala.[b][/b]
Make you speak Yoruba or Hausa, and if you're lucky you'll be fine.

post=77622185:
At Long Last!!!

Dear Nairalanders,
These are the 7 things you need to know about the NIGERIA POLICE REFORM BILL
We always try to educate as time permits...

Here you have it......

1. The establishment of a service-oriented and modern Police that will meet globally acceptable policing standards in a democratic setting.


2. The modernization of the current Police Force (which was conceptualized and established in the Colonial environment to protect colonial interests) with a Police Force that is geared towards protecting and safeguarding the lives and properties of Nigerian citizens.


3. The establishment of guiding principles to ensure effective policing in Nigeria. These principles include efficiency and effectiveness; accountability, and transparency; protection of human rights and fundamental freedoms; and partnership with other security institutions.


4. Methods of dealing with abuse of weapons by police officers. The Bill also ensures that the police and police officers are held accountable in their actions especially in the areas of arrest and detention of persons and searches.
We love this!


5. Clauses that mandate record keeping by the police and clauses that ensure that citizens are fully protected from abuse by Police officers.


6. The establishment of a Community Police and Boards in all the States of the Federation that will consist of broad representatives of the community and the State to ensure effective, efficient and participatory community policing.


7. The establishment of an independent complaint authority to receive and investigate and effectively deal with complaints against police officers misconduct from the public.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA!

You're in need of a job.
P.M me

dominique:
Apparently she's his third wife, the man was previously married twice but both marriages crashed and he married this one. A man this young in his third marriage, makes you wonder what kind of person he is. Still not a justification for his murder, the woman should face the music

You're so... two-faced.

daygee12:
We can't mortgage our future in the hands of these selfish rogues called Wike, Fayose, Saraki and co. These set of people dont mind selling Nigeria overnight. Things may be hard now but we are surely heading to the right direction.

'In the right direction'
Zombie

zicoraads:
But why can't everyone just be allowed to hold their own opinion?! Must we always fight over opinions? Opinions are not facts. So when someone makes one and you want to disagree, there are respectful ways of doing that without trying to put anyone 'down'.

Thing I've come to realise is this, people who try very hard to put people down online are those who are lacking in real life. Their lives are mostly without substance. So the only time they get to have a sense of importance is when they come online to prey on those they consider to be weak. And for some of them, a female is already weak by the mere fact that she is one.

The thread on about two-faced ladies.
They claim feminists in summer. In winter, ohh they're not actually feminists.
Don't ASSLICK

Saff:
why are you telling me this

Seems you cherish those thighs more than your face and life itself.
If you must post a profile pic, must it be your fat thighs?
Or they're your most precious natural gadget?
HAIRY SPOTTED THIGHS! Wow...

Saff:
I asked a genuine question

Thick, fat thighs. You can't wear a 30. Not my taste.

Ofodirinwa:
Even northerners respect him. middle belt respects him. igbos respect him. Ijaw etc. Even if they don't like him, they respect him.
But all over social media, Yorubas are on the attack. Almost exclusively. Can someone explain this?

They're against Fayose
They're against FFK
They're against Saraki

but they're for

Osibanjo and Kemi Adeosun. Both silent slaves.

Correction, Yoruba Muslims.

michael142:
I be Urhobo boy oh. Yemi resemble Monkey, call police.

More like that animal called KOALA.

Tyche:
This una tribal nonsense is getting stale

Dirty, smelly, unkempt and ugly. Only know how to shine outside the house, with a selected clothing [quote author=Tyche post=69879171]

Tyche:
This una tribal nonsense is getting stale

Dirty, smelly, unkempt and ugly. Only know how to shine outside the house, with a selected clothing.

Butterflyle0:
They don't even know they are doing themselves. They wish to blackmail the president. They don't even know that statement is a treasonable offense and capable of getting all of them arrested and thrown in jail.

So without approval for funds for elections then no elections will hold and its sai baba till whenever he feels like leaving.

Abeg they should go ahead and not approve it.

COW ANALYSIS.

Butterflyleo:
Read with understanding pls.



They have been on his case since 2016 when they noticed the irregularities but he did not honour the letter.

This is obviously why he was kicked out of APC with the proverbial RED CARD.

Liar.

DonPiiko:
I hope you have eaten today before quoting me, it will be sad to mention someone who doesn't know you exist on an empty stomach.

Have could I forget so easily the kid crying all over nairaland cos of a certain Donpiiko moniker. Asslicker

Passy089:
to what?

Why do girls...

This ass licker no dey give up?
Any way, Donpiiko your assistance is needed in the field.

Deadrat, this is 2018.

Correct the title.

This one is probably under a man. Single ladies over to you.

madridguy:

Is that all you can say? I spit on you.