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Medianna:
Isoryt

if u don tire make i continue

...many pioneers & I arrived the school venue on Sunday afternoon. Our C/O who's brother Tony that i mentioned earlier,was there to give us instructions on many areas,including how to behave throughout our two weeks course. Female pioneers were to lodge in a seperate building from the males. We were told to be careful or else be disqualified fr the school. Since we all knew brother Tony as the "no nonsense" type,we were very careful not to provoke him. After we got our textbooks and all the instructions we were told to return to our lodge. Later that eve,when bro Tony drove out of the Kingdom Hall in his Volvo (the vehicle that had consumed a lot of the circuit's fund), he haulted the car & beckoned on me.My hrt melted! I knew then that i'd break one of his rules. I braced up myself & walked up to his car,ready to be scolded...LATER

Zero 8 zero 8 double four 3 six 930. No flashing mbok

...pioneer service sch. often took place at a kingdom hall (some circuits use assembly hall). The host congregation had to prepare to receive the pioneers dearly. There had to be a lot of cleaning & erecting of temporary huts in the facility to serve as kitchen & dinning hall. All congregations within the circuit had to contribute money to help run the school for the two weeks. The host congregation often take it as a great honour to have pioneer sch. in their Kingdom hall. They try to make their Kingdom hall look nice so that the pioneers will have no bad report to take home. Mind u,there are a lot of faking & pretence during the 2 weeks,both by the visiting pioneers & the host congregation. Everybody will form "holy holy". Such is the JW life (and by extension,christianity as much as i know), u get to pretend a lot sometimes just to impress human beings like u...MORE STORIES LOADING

mathong:
mbok annie iba mi?

ufan amedi, nkpo abadie?

Kpam kpam kpam! Awode? Ata ajen annang aduk adi. mbok yak awo asio uyo ano nnyien.

#Ini Abasi= God's time #Ini ima=time of (God's) love #Ini-enwongo =promised time #Inimfon= time of grace/favour #Ini-Ubong =Time of (God's) glory #Eti-ini = good/right time #Ekemini= appointed time.

PIONEER SERVICE SCHOOL
The JW have various schools for various sets of people that they've successfully brainwashed into their fulltime something. I attended my pioneer school in 2013.Weeks earlier,i'd receive an invitation from our CO to prepare to attend Pioneer school 1st & 2nd week of September. A list of books to bring to the school was attached to the letter. Back then,pioneer school lasted for two weeks (10 days) & our main textbook entitled "Shinning as illuminators of the world". There's a way that many jw congregations are grouped to form a circuit. Each circuit have its circuit overseer. Our circuit overseer refered to himself as INSTRUCTOR A in the pioneer school invitation letter, while another brother (a special pioneer) was refered to as INSTRUCTOR B. I was eagerly anticipating how i was going to meet this two wonderful instructors as i prepared for the school...COMING LATER

If this op sudenly change his mind & say he wants to help shoemakers,all these students posting pictures will become shoemakers & post pictures taken in front of their workshop.

Tekes:
My friend was dating a girl, whom he later found out was cheating on him.

He ended their relationship and blocked her on all platform...

Subjectively, I think blocking her was a mistake.

What would I have done differently?

First, I understand that the male and female inter-relationship is a game, so my discovery of her cheating nature won't deter me from playing the game, but with care.

So I will;

1) Cut spending money on her.

2) Drastically minimize calling and chatting with her.

Hence: reduce my investment in her.

3) Call her to come only when I want to offload my cream or Bleep her whenever she comes around.

4) Have other girls see her with me, because girls will most likely get down with a guy who other girls are getting down with.

5) Having her around while pursuing other game, will give me the abundance mentality, instead of the opposite...

Peace...

(6) go for HIV test weekly.

Craig24:
Congratulations, you've read it once again.

It is said that when a dog decides to die it refuses to heed to the words of its owner.

It is also said that the length of a giraffe's neck doesn't guarantee it the privilege to see into the future.

i'm neither a dog nor a giraffe.

BirtherOfKings:
If not that God is against divorce,wld have told u to go ahead...anyway dont get her anything again..even if it's her bday, dont bother..tell her she is ungrateful and u can't stand it besides u are made in the image of GOD, and GOD curses ungrateful people..same as u

i know of another GOD who isn't against divorce.

Craig24:
This is Africa! If you're from the East, please, make no mistake of burying your father outside his paternal home in his home town. It is a taboo to bury an African MAN outside his ancestral hometown irrespective of the division in his ancestral family The consequences are dire.


The little things people take for granted pertaining to African customs and traditions are of grave importance in the land of the spirits.


You see those doing traditional marriages and burials in the city today are cooking problems their families won't be able to solve in generations to come.

i've heard these lies b4.

Zonefree:
I'm not sure your late father will be happy with this arrangement.

late father? Happy? I dnt understand. What concerns the dead with happiness?

budaatum:
You are as independent as you yourself have independatised yourself.

what?

AFTER SECONDARY SCHOOL
The long awaited freedom frm school finally came in 2013 & i could put in all my time promoting the Jehovah's Witnesses religion. I preached like the world was going to end the next day.I didn't often wait 4 a partner,i'd go alone. My school teachers tried to convince me to go to university,but i wouldn't listen. If u're a JW u'll understand how those folks discourage secular education.I took those who pursued higher education as weak in faith & unconscious of their spiritual need.How could someone knowing that we're just a step to the end of this Satan world be wasting his time in scool instead of working for the soon coming Kingdom. It made no sense to me...STORY CONTINUES

leody:
We use to fast

u mean fasting every sunday?

leody:
Favourite soup for Sunday morning ? Shey you guys no dey go church

don't u eat b4 going to church?

Sasi54:
As the question implies, what is your favorite soup? where to me, my favorite soup is groundnut soup with dried fish taken along with akpu. men? just only the aroma steaming from it gives me a great joy.

did u say groundnut?

Davidf555:
When you're through, let me know your questions

is the statistic reliable? That's not a problem anyway. Being religious or non-religious doesn't make a person peaceful or violent. It all has to do with one's natural disposition. As for linking religious beliefs with formal education,I'll like to ask u, are David Oyedepo & F.W. Kumuiyi and their likes not educated? What about Reinhard Bonke? Then as concerning poverty, i hope u understand that the pope and arcBishop of Roman Catholic & Methodist aren't poor. There are rich people who are religious & poor people who aren't religious.

chieveboy:
You are mistaking information (which religions have) about God with Knowledge. As far as you read about the Supreme Deity from a book, what you have is information not knowledge.

trying to reason with a Jehovah's witness is like trying to fill water in a basket! Their brains are like a basket. Not an insult to the JW pls,just stating a fact.

Maynman:
These are basic questions.
And by the way, a Sango worshipper or a ogun worshipper are theist. Hitler was a theist.
And god is a title not a person, let your grandma understand that.
Do you know where “theist” comes from? Heard of theos and Olympian theos?

i've never heard of those names,but u can put me through.I'm here to learn.

Davidf555:
That's 11 questions so far

eventhough it takes u months to answer them one by one,i shall be waiting.

Hi guys.! MTN has offered free 62 sms & 6mins 20secs call to all customers today. Have u used urs. By the way, don't be stingy have u offered anything to anybody today? My own be say i don use that 62 free sms send I LOVE YOU 62 times (62 good times) give my mother, then i come use the 6+ minutes call my father tell am say "ego better". Now guys, how did u use ur own? let's hear u out:

To Davidf555
If every human were to wake up one day & realize that there's no God up there,what would the world be like? If there's no God up there,why have humans tie their lives to God & religion for ages & why has religion in its various forms survive for so long?
And please sir,don't blow grammars. Just make ur answers simple because i'm not a graduate like you guys. I also hope to share ur answers with my grandma because she's the brain behind all these questions. Please explain it to her understanding because she doesn't know a single word in English except "cup"

Davidf555:
Got any questions for atheists?
Bring it on
Ask what's on your mind

uhm...Mr atheist,pls why do humans exist?
when u r done with that one answer the next one: what is the benefit of arguing the existence/inexistence of God?
Just one more question: if everyone stop believing in God,how would the world be like?
oh! That wasn't the last question. Would u vote for an atheist as a national leader (president)?
MORE QUESTIONS
Before the arrival of the white missionaries, was there a single atheist in Africa?
Is atheism the solution to human problem?
if all theist were removed,would the world be peaceful?
How do u as an atheist understand the term "ETERNITY"?
Is there any thing/being (or just anything in it's whatever form) that has always exist & will never cease to exist? ...MORE QUESTIONS LOADING

ZooOga:
I dunno. Let me ask you one. What came first, the chicken or the egg?

okay na!

ZooOga:
Slave food only fit for cursed peasants. See dem still cook like our ancestors or poverty stricken village inhabitants ?

Genesis 3:1
Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the LORD God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”

Genesis 3:14
So the LORD God said to the serpent, “Because you have done this, “Cursed are you above all livestock and all wild animals! You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life.

did the serpent have legs before the curse?

Akwamkpuruamu:
We Bury the bones

did u remove all the bones before cooking?

I've been told that Nigeria got her independence on 1st October 1960. But I don't understand exactly how independent we are in this country. Can someone put me through? Are we trully independent?

Akwamkpuruamu:
Sorry guys, I didn't no we will get down here.

Meanwhile it was a meal we all rushed to devour. I only managed to snap when the pot was brought down

some people say that if any of its bones pricks u when u'r eating it, something calamitous will happen, is it true?

slystyle203:
It surprises me what these people derived from eating snakes �?

i was taught in primary school that every meat is a source of protein