₦airaland Forum

doggedfighter:


And your wife is actively participating in the preparation of this disgusting dish.





You guys fit each other.

how do u knw that she is his wife?

What!!!

Karen2024:
As soon as my child is a year old, to his or her room.

if only u could understand that not every family can afford more than a room.

Buddha3:
Lol. And a person liking another person becomes a problem?
Na animal for like her before? Nairalanders, una get una own for body sha!

abeg sir,no be fight-o. I been just say make i hail una two na. U don vex?

Buddha3:
Oh well, for an unmarried young lady, that's a commendable measure of prudence. But quite honestly, when it comes to good food and fine wines, I don't consider any spending to be "exorbitant". Thinking about it, at the end of the day, the content of your stomach largely determines your health, carries you around for your daily struggles and is what you take to your grave. So what the hell?! Why not just eat as fancifully as your pockets and accounts can afford?!

It's always been my way of life. Don't exactly expect anyone out there to follow suit.

On another note, I like how you express words. No abbreviations, no visible errors and a fine array of wordplays. Very uncommon for a 21st century woman.

person don start to dey like person. Okay-o

2saviourfriday9:
I use my trap to catch it
How do you call this meat in your language?

ah bros! U get mind go eat rat? U no try-o. As i dey see the thing self, i won vomit.

obembet:
Despite the situation of this country today, there are many people than manage expecially in food aspect.

So my dear Nairalanders, how many days can 10k take you on food and explain how you will spend it.


Source: Obembet

Ah! 10k is for just one time meal (my breakfast) & u'r talking of days?

THE MUSIC BOY
I was in real love with the JW kingdom melodies. Before the advent of JW broadcasting,songs were dull. I put effort to learn them & became an expert singer.As for the "sing to Jehovah" songbook (2009-2016),i could sang all 135 songs by hrt without using the book. I was well known for this & was hated & envied by some. So many warnings & cautions frm brothers came my way for singing like one of those christendom churches. I could've been of good use if i'd been properly trained on music.But the JWs were against this. JWs are a kind of toxic people that u can't really knw how to deal with. Just imagine this: i had no time 4 worldly songs.I spent my time practising and singing those boring kingdom songs,yet i was hated & got into a lot of troubles at times for singing "too much". They really messed my life up with nonsense do's and dont's. And they feel that they have to advice u (Jehovah's loving advice) in everything u are doing...

FULL TIME SERVICE.
What the JW call fulltime service is when some individuals have decide to dedicate the whole (or most part) of their lives to promoting the JW organization. Youths & vibrant members are the prime target of the organization. We were made to believe that higher education is a waste of time & that pursuing material things in this world is Satanic. The best thing a person can do is give ur life to JW service.You could spend ur time roaming frm house to house to convert people,serving in bethel (JW office),learning a new language,moving to where the need is greater,help construct JW buildings etc. All these are voluntary services where u r not expecting to be paid.Since they kept advertising their fulltime service in every meeting & publications, I subscribed to it.I planned to be a Gilead trained missionary (Gilead is a JW name given to one of their Bible schools) who'll be travelling to distant lands to spread the JW religion... MORE STORIES LATER

NKE ANNANG:
Aduma isimaha ajop ke mbaha.
IKOMBAKARA:
Thunder no dey finish all banga wey dey for field.

To chieveboy
I understand ur explanation above to mean that the LEM (Klemp) can manipulate,or destroy the karma of an individual or a whole planet if he wishes,or on certain conditions. U'll do well,pls,to tell what conditions could make him destroy one's bad karma.Also,if he chooses to erase some people's bad karma while ignoring some,what principle governs that?

Dafinest74:
May 5

almost there

vivianokpala:
May 3rd

"nearly",they say, "doesnt kill a bird"

Smazlexander:
Oluwasegunfunmi (segun) - God has given me victory
Oluwarantimi (ranti) - God has remembered me
Aanuoluwapo (aanu)- mercy of God is plenty
Olamide - my wealth has come
Ayomide - my joy has come
Iyanuoluwa (iyanu) - God's miracle
Adunola - the sweetness of wealth
Ayanfeoluwa (ayanfe) - God's chosen
Omokayode (kayode) - the child that brings joy
will update more later
n:b the names in bracket are the short forms /commonly used form of each name

excellent

6th May

jayjay5oxide:
Greetings,
Fellow nairalanders, I need opinion from an experience Married or event planner here!

Can 2M comfortably and confidently run a successful marriage ceremony with white wedding and reception?

Family settlement alone with bride price and food items for the traditional marriage is BTW 800k-860k

Expected persons in the TM is between 250-300

And white wedding within 200 plus!

Any expert here in this area can advise?

If i had that ammount of money, I'd use it to run a profitable business than buy a woman to come & insult me. (Expert advice)

...my decision to join the full time service sprang frm burning desire to "make disciples" as soon as possible b4 the end comes. We were made to believe that only those who become Jehovah's Witnesses will survive into the new world while all non-JW will perish at the battle of Armagedon. In order not to have their blood in our hands,we had to warn them. I carried it on my whole head & missed schools many days of the week. When my teachers asked me why i've been missing school i'd tell them they won't understand. To me, all non-witnesses were in darkness & lost,so they needed to be rescued. I often reported above the required 70 hours per month. I lost interest in school & prayed to finish 2ndary school soon so that i could be free to use myself in the ministry as much as i wanted...

Ur post is too long & out of topic. @dattaswami1

#Idara-Joy
#Inemesit-happiness
#Itoro-praises
#Ime-patience/endurance
#Idotenyin-hope

Smazlexander:
I'm yoruba I'm going to do some yoruba names can i proceed

. most certainly, u can go ahead

chieveboy:
ECKANKAR is an advanced science which the world has been catching up to

did u mean in ur previous post that the LEM is free to do anything he wants & is not accountable to anyone? Does that also mean that the law of karma doesn't hold him? It also sounds like u r telling us that sugmad isn't the creator when u said that the LEM is not answering to any of the creators.

RedboneSmith:
I am getting the impression from the Efik names here that Anie in Efik is cognate with Onye in Igbo.

"Anie" means "who"

benodic:
@ justlove91



It works when I put my whole heart and my whole attention into it. When I am distracted with the worries of day to day living it doesn't work

pls sir explain this more clearer,do u mean that u can do it anytime u want? Or there is a limited number of times u can do it per day? Also,can u soul travel to anywhere u want?

Godsent1234:
My name is alexander,i want the good people that almighty God blessed with knowledge,understanding and wisdom to shed more light on mysteries about God,these are my thought-provoking question; 1.what are positio
of God before he create himself ,and how and when did He comes to an existences?

Still typing:

are u directing ur questn to christians/non-christians/unbelievers/atheist or everyone? I have a little thing to say but i have to knw first if i'm invited or not.

Dtruthspeaker:
Yes he did, but the questions people are allowed to ask must be good ones and not bad and evil ones.

are people not free to ask whatever questions they want to? I thougth Jesus said:
"Keep on asking"
why,then, do u place a limit on what questions people must ask abt god? Btw,what kind of questions are the good ones u r talking abt?

Courz:
Templee333 is back! Good!

I'm around & will be updating as soon as possible.I'm experiencing network problem 4 some weeks now

To chieveboy,benodic.
I'd like to knw why the eckists in the centre i mingled with said that the picture of Klemp must be present in every eck centre; and we were told to have this picture of Klemp & talk to it after singing the hu. Yet we were told that Klemp is not to be worshiped. Also,i'd like u guys to explain (if convenience) what's the problem between Klemp & Gross.Was all the suing (if true) necesary?
And,one more thing,do u eckists agree that one can find God without the leadership of Klemp? And don't think that i have anything against the whiteman,just that it seems to me that the eckists regard him as God.

efficiencie:
Sounds like they are forcing you in the dream...as den nor wan force you for physical...cos I know you will not agree to go to the water to call one spirit wey go use your tongue sharpen knife!

Though i dnt know what happens after initiation, I dnt really think there's forcing or coaxing of people who aren't registered members.

efficiencie:
Why do they recommend abstinence from alcohol?

i don't know. I also saw the "no smoking" sign in their centre. But i, for one, have always detest alcohol. I kind of like people who abstain frm toxic habit. I'd b honest enough to say that not all of them abstain frm alcohol.We were also told to avoid gambling.however,i know an eckist who gamble like death.

benodic:
The path of ECK is to let one develop spiritual stamina and become a Master in his own right.

This is the meaning of Coworker with God.

Sri Harold Klemp
The Spiritual Life

is ur scripture (shariyat...) also written by Harold klemp? I've never seen one b4 anyway. But u seem to be refering Klemp in all ur quotations

benodic:
They are not the same. In soul travel you are fully conscious and in control with full awareness and understanding.
In a dream you are not fully conscious and may not even understand it. Lucid dream is just a clear and vivid dream.

i'd like to knw this:
is the physical body aware of its environment when the soul travels? Can soul travel be done while the body is busy (like playing football)? Also, what happens to the body if the traveled soul doesnt return for a long time?

pocohantas:
Apologies. I guess I jumped into conclusion. How much is left of your fees?

Jeez! She is so lucky! She's getting help.