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Na now una just dey hear?

MO for ooooooo

Him bush meat don catch the hunter
Sweet muuusic

Mo for ooooooo oo



Him bush meat don catch the hunter

Sweet muuusic.....

Happened at my place of work too, twins after about 12+ years. I was so happy for her

Dude is stuck in a chronic denial stage

andyblinks05:
hmm abeg share me data na
0708 919 9869

I no get o.

Running mates
Hmmmm

Why do Nigerian politicians have pot bellies?






Because they do cardio once every four years.






Cardio? Yes!



WHEN THEY RUN FOR ELECTIONS!

*bad commando music cuts in*

IT'S TIME FOR CARDIO!

How will the hold defaulters responsible?

Which task force will be girdled with this task of collecting cow tax from heardsmen wielding AK 47 in the bush

Nigeria na highway

ikdaddy01:
Which app carry this one

Na under settings. Digital wellbeing.

E come be like say I dey play with my life

ANTHROPOLOGY

According to Vicki Lynn, senior vice president of Universum, a global talent recruiting company that works with many Fortune 500 companies, bachelors degrees in anthropology and area studies are useless for finding a job. In other words, they are worthless. As academic anthropologists, we are producing class after class of unwanted, unskilled graduates.

fkj950ax:
Absolutely unnecessary.
The police training is 6 months for the basic program, what will corpers be doing for 12 months extra.
Are we suppose to use corpers as reserves to fight criminals who are violent and better armed than the police force?
Even the standard issue for NArmy is the AK47, while bandits, terrorists have PK guns
A nation grappling with proliferation of illegal arms and ammunition will now have a youth population trained in weapons.

AK47 has a range of 350m
PK is 1000m (1km)
AK47 bullet speed is 2350ft/secs
PK speed is 2750ft/secs
AK47 fires 40-100 rounds a min
PK is 250 rounds a min
AK47 bullet type or size 7.62x39mm
PK bullet is 7.62x54mm

https://www.evike.com/images/large/ak-93515.jpg

Dumb!

PK weighs about 9kg and AK 47 weighs 3.9.
What about the bullet storage? Where would you keep that too?


If you are not a plus size, you can't be mobile with heavy duty guns which are mostly mounted. Else you want to just waste bullets and die sooner.

on God!

ademolaamoo:
Love watin tin

Bro, that email is broken. You are seeing this message because sent me a mail.

Then tell her and stop disturbing us.

Programming. Python to be precise. ((APT), Script Kiddie)

Nairaland was coded in Python, hence the affinity for snake posts making the front page!

By the time everyone changes it for the Foolanis in unison, they'd know.


But they're in power now, let's wait for their head in ASO Rock to finish up his tenure first...

Lol

This is one of the ripple effects of the hardship the government has made the citizenry comfortable of, but the gullible will always fall for.



I have spoken

Omo ogbon!

this one no be Fulani abi?

Those difficult bosses are people easy to manipulate, trust me!
You just have to be good at social engineering

In short, GAS WAN COST.


SAI BABA!

I thought he said he'd bring them a book lol.

Nice one baba ibeji

You have asked God

He have showed you a man


What else? Go for it!

Even if the odds are against you, the events won't happen by itself.

This post is because naira gained 3 against the usd

One step forward, three steps back.

Beancounter93:
Speaking as a medical worker I have taken part in the treatme t of many stroke patients

Some died
Many survived

I also lost one uncle to stroke and also had another uncle survive stroke

So no I am not ment.

Good morning and may God comfort you

You're right, but look into the statistics, look around you and tell me how many specialized hospitals around you and tell me which one has the facilities to treat emergencies except referral to Teaching Hospitals.


May their should rest in perfect peace and may God give you and I the fortitude to bear the irreplaceable loss.

Gorillabrain:
shut up.. Must be stupid about nigeria matter.. Pls seun take note. This is tribalisim.

Na una go chop ban, I didn't mention your name, now you called me stupid, hmmmm...

U truly dey ment, Seun take note

EDIT:
No need engaging in exchange of words with a person who named himselfGORILLABRAIN