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Magnoliaa:
Mtcheeeewwwww. So unserious.

Hi..
Why you dey Kala me nau? I already apologized. I didn't know it was you. Do you have a forgiving spirit at all?

Magnoliaa:
^^ Mahn. Life must be so tough and sad living as a perpetual critic and pessimist, 'cause I know that nigga, of all people, isn't talking about people not appreciating everything Nigerian? 😁

Na colos?

Abi you nor get mirror wey dey reflect behaviour for house? Shuo?

What level of cl*wn*ry is that?

'Only girls outside this shore dey appreciate bla bla bla' - from a person who is decidedly anti-Nigerian, and anti-women on every thread you can imagine.

If na university do something, e go tok for attention, even though he cannot display the ability to comprehend what they did as it relates to academic and non-academic matter.

If na government's parastatals make policies, he go tok because he nor get one KB of ***** for head.

A person whom mis*ry is like a second skin to, and whose waking moments are filled with b*ttern*ss.

Owerri accent ko. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just tell us you're an i********* who nor sabi English abi you're not as articulate or as fluent in speaking it, nobody go beat you. And I honestly would not be surprised if that was the case. E come dey hide under "local accent."

The "witttiness" wey you suppose get for one department, na ups*de down e be for your b*dy. Shior. 🥱


God go helep you this morning, ja wa si nu mention mi felefele, hehehe.

Hi

Please don't ignore. I want to talk to you.

Miravik900:
Have been so down financially recently and this girl that has been on my side for like 9 months now and I thought was different has started showing me her true colors


We agreed on the meeting but she didn't show up when I asked her the reason she didn't reply
Now she is asking me for money cuz I wanted sex and she knows I don't have

I thought the advantage of having a girlfriend over patronizing hookups is during the bad days you can still get sex

I'm thinking of calling of the relationship base on this act of hers


Please let me hear your thoughts

Sanguine:
Thankfully, marriage has no eternal significance or relevance.

Better single than being in a relationship or marriage with a partner who doesn't even know his/her purpose in life.

what's your purpose in life..I hope you found it?

falcon01:
ahh! So you are one of those people supporting the cow. I hated that cow 🤣

the way I hate the cow ehn very annoying idiot

Bahamas95:
You think everybody is a movie lover like you?

I don't even think I have watched any movie from beginning to the end this year. The only time you see me in front of TV is when I am watching a live football match or music channel.....I sleep off most times while watching movies.

we are one and the same. 😂😂 It does get frustrating sometimes how I can't manage to keep my eyes open watching a movie for 10 minutes

Hi guys.
Good afternoon. So I have been looking for where to get fresh organic Turmeric and the black pepper. The location is Lagos

advanceDNA:
??

our two na the same. Our ways of dealing with the female folk. We no dey make noise just do wetin she want, silently discharge am

Timoleon:
Na 39k you I’d her phone sef? Which food she use the 4K cook

lmao. Na vegetable soup

Kylekent59:
Some people actually liked his statement. Oh! What a wicked world.

na her fellow Moslem bastards..no Christian go like that Post.

ambassadorgozie:
Nothing good has come out from d guy mouth. Foolish person

na woman. The most Useless girl on the forum. Pay her no attention .

advanceDNA:
.on her way to spend the weekend I say make she buy stuff, total of 4k ....during her visit her phone fell and screen broke when she was chatting and laffing hysterically with her friend ...she use style drop the phone under pillow on Monday when she dey go so that na me go fix am....no wahala...I help am fix her screen for 39k ...

.the werey came to my office, collect her phone on Thursday come wait till next day to ask me for the 4k ..... I just laugh send am the money.... close her file immediately.....
. Took a while for her to get the memo....she still get mind dey ask me when I go come see her aunt.... Aunt koor... Grandmother niii..

swear out two na same thing.

ambassadorgozie:
While others are typing RIP to the death of Nollywood legend @don brymo, look at what this human being type. Seriously, something is wrong with this girl abi boy. Mehn, some people are not deserved to stay among humans.

Very heartless person. And some even like the post. What's happening to our conscience?

That's a notorious religious and ethnic bigot right there. If I had my way I'd beat the hell out of her useless existence.

Danisaint112:
I don't think I am the one you need to be attacking here. I am on your side. But just spitting out the fact.

I'm not attacking.

Nilon:
you suck toto?

nah. Hell naw! Yuck

Danisaint112:
Who says I dislike African women? Who says they aren't beautiful too. Each side just has it disadvantage.
While white girls look more cute when they are young they age badly when they grow older. With exception to some part of Asia like China, Japan, South & North Korea and the neighbouring countries.

Baba all dawan no concern me. My black African women till I kiss the sky. God create dem specially with their wahala and all. We love em.

Prettygirl200:
just shut it, like I said before you have no point and that makes Nigerian men USELESS!!

I like this girl vibe.

I'll upload when I'm done installing me blinds biko

Danisaint112:
Infolenka I disagree with you. White women who are busty are most times too busty and those who are not have very little booby.

But on the African side, our women usually have it in moderation. Like you could say majority of our women have it in the right proportion and still got good shape.

The only area I could say white women generally beat black women in is facial beauty and long hair.

Not that our women aren't beautiful facially but most would be what you could term average beauty.

which kind yeye facial beauty. I love my black African woman everyday of the week and twice on Sundays. White women are trashy abeg. Dem no fine shit. Is it the freckles? Abi their sagged skin.. bros talk another thing. African women are goddesses .

Goodlady:
If you say that again I ll press your neck.

cum 'n press

Goodlady:
The shallow mentality again.
What if she didn't get a heartbreak?
You men want loyal babes. Even those talakanaires among you want loyal babes that you ll date for long till you get money. While dating, you ll fûck her as much as you want, waste her time. Some of you ll get that money and feel she's not good enough. She's not waiting to eat your money but to enjoy love that she has invested her commitment in.
Men set the rules and still break the rules.
Even when they date for long & later marry, they ll still cheat like a cursed he-goat!

Ladies, shine your eyes. Prolonged dating is a red flag.

Another expert

Op you should tell her to avoid embarrassment. She'll understand

plsdisvirginme:
Why are some women very stupid?
I went to visit my friend
A lady approached me to help her out charge her phone inside my car.
After 30mins, the phone didn't charge.
Seeing how depressed she is because for the past two weeks no light in their area.
I have to buy fuel for my friend's generator so that this animal can charge her phone.
I helped her charge the phone and I left.
When I got home I discovered that I lost my ID card.
I told her through text to help me look around their vicinity if she will see it.
She said no.
She did bother to ask me if I have seen my id card.
I have to move on.
A few days ago I texted her that I will like us to hang out.
She said she will not be around.
I said when will you be aroubd.
The response I got from her shocked me.
She said Oga what do you want.
I have vowed never to help any lady but to bleep as many as possible ruthlessly.
Women don't deserve pity.

you finally learned the hard way abii. Bravo. See your life outside. Goody two shoes for them ladies.

You could have told her you wanted to Bleep. Easy peasy.

Westerhoffe:
Hope you know Deer is Igala the similarity of a wildebeest?

I know it was done purposefully

Nia69:
😂I used to be like this.

it's fucking weird. Don't call me dear when you don't have actions to back that shit up. I am not your Dear Deer.

daben1:
You knew she was married and you still went ahead to have sex with her, remember this; karma will hit you hard bro

as e take dey hit Tinubu now abi. Just dey play

PoliteActivist:
You no fit. What will you say they did to you? Nothing you can do. It’s a way of being totally aggressive without being aggressive

this your last statement though? Could you elucidate please? 😂

Jennyclay:
Two things are involve here. It’s either you’re chatting with yourself or you’re cursed with the spirit of poverty .

Ordinary 3k you should have sent to her would have stopped you from disgracing your broke linage on a public forum like this.

Did she pull a gun on your broke head If you don’t have money, just tell her poverty is about to send you to your early grave and I’m very sure she would understand rather than coming here to disgrace yourself.

Shame on you!! Big shame!!

This roving mad idiot again 😂😂

PoliteActivist:
How about "my love" by a total stranger

Omo.. na dawan worse pass. I fit change am for am there and then.

Allisgud:
I bumped into this girl in church,so we became friends along the the line,we exchange Whatsapp numbers,so I decided to pour out my mind to her while chatting,I mean wuing her,I told her if she could be my girlfriend,she said just like that,I told her I like her what else,all she said is I should give her time to think about
Nairaland should I be worried 🤔or hopeful🤗,abi make I fashi her🥱

🤣🤣😂

VinnyBaba:
Bro, all Girls are NOT the same.

There are some Girls that still hold on to Morality principles.🙂

Why some Girls are Quite Easy to Fcvk diz days is because of their
cravings for Iphone, Designer dresses, Handbags, Sharwama, Vanilla Ice-cream, etc.😏

There are some Girls that are NOT moved by those things.

I despise being called "dear" by the opposite sex. Especially when I am not even dating you. It's kind of irritating. I think I might have a problem.