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Odunharry: grabs a chair n sit next to texanomaly

Wait a minute here...

Hands against the wall!...

Feet back and spread 'em...

*pats him down from head to toe...checking for fishing gear*

Have you got a permit for that pole Buddy?

Seun: Which sex spends more time and energy and money on a relationship? Which sex gets more tangible things? So who are the fish, really?

See my initial post.

mazaje: The idea of sin is used to justify the religion and all the sadistic ideas it preaches like hell etc. . .An alternative will be that god doesn't punish sin for all enternity. . .He just ends the lives of sinners. . .

Well this will certain take care of that pesky overpopulation problem.

mazaje: I do not believe in the concept of sin. . The people that invented christianity and judiasm also invented the idea of sin. . .There is no god in my version. . .Man is god in my version becaue man created the god idea. . .

Aren’t you contradicting the bolded below?

macof: Wat is sin?
Sin is transgression against the laws
Wat are the laws?
The laws of your traditions- in fact the laws are your traditions, your tribal traditions
You ever wonder why the so called mosaic laws are traditional guidelines to the Jews? It's their tradition nothing more nothing less
For a non-jew to apply those laws in his life, that person must be a Foolish slave

[quote author=mazaje]Go to your village and learn your laws so you can be saved from sin, Not some stupid Bible laws that your ancestors never knew about

Alas…I have no village.

Do you really believe all sin should be punishable by death? Would there be anyone left? I guess there would be one person left, but he would eventually have to commit suicide. After all, there is no redemption and no mercy, right?

[quote author=Ooh Mpa™]Well, Ooh Mpa got 12 inch

You want proof?[/quote]I'll pass. Thanks anyway.

texanomaly: Ok. I had my fun, now I’ll be serious. Mynd is right on the money. We women fall for this stuff every time.

Smh

lolz...Are you talking about the bolded?

Google that expression Hun.

No vex dearie

zeb04: . Aunty am not a fish,I saw ur post u say laides fall for money mayb u are talking about urself up there bt dat aint me,I don't fall for money and am certainly not a fish.

I said women fall for money?

Youngzedd: Unintentional beep kwa

Odikwa very risky.

Don't you ever blame Satan.

This is why I always advise dudes to keep their thing for house when going out to avoid the unknown.

Go, your sins has been forgiven but, SIN NO MORE.

Confess to your creator.


If telling her will destroy your marriage, keep mute but, remember not to bleep unintentional again.

If he accidentally falls into another woman's V once, he'll do it again. Maybe if he actually took responsibility for his actions, instead of pretending it was an "accident", he might change. Until he does, he'll be back on here again. Who knows what the excuse will be next time. "Someone pushed me, and I accidentally fell into 15 Vs. smh

Admit it dude...there is no such thing as bleeping on accident. You committed adultery. Willingly. Unless this woman kidnapped you and tied you up, you were complicit.

zeb04: Why is everything about ladies? D pple u insult all d tym,still the ones u nid the most. I ve com to a conclusion dat talking bad about ladies makes u all feel more like men....well if dat makes u happy,who are my to stand in the way of dat.

If you think Mynd is dissing women here, you did not read properly. This is called education sister. If you can honestly say you don't see yourself somewhere in this write-up, you are the barracuda type. Which incidentally, still makes you a fish...

[quote author=Ooh Mpa™]Women nowadays are the tilapia type with no flesh..we use bait, eat one and move to the next tilapia

We guys need voluptuous whales that'll do our bid. We'll happily settle down with the blue whale..enough for our 12 inch bait [/quote]delusional much?

Christine01: The summary is we ladies like to eat fish a lot!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ok. I had my fun, now I’ll be serious. Mynd is right on the money. We women fall for this stuff every time.

Smh

macof: I don't believe the Bible(OT) is anything other than Jewish thoughts and understanding, A history book and some moral instructions the rest is bullpoo.
I read the Bible when I do my research on ancient middle eastern spiritualities or just when am bored.

As for the New testament well that's a whole load of crap with Roman influenced agenda

I am simply Ekiti Yoruba, I pray to the Gods of my ancestors

Ok
Thanks

lolz...

Notice the puss.y cat

[quote author=denky.w]Y i never catch any fish yet?[/quote]Maybe you are not using the right bait.

'nough said!

Shedysworld: Bro not so o
Can't u think of something else?

What did you have in mind? I did not brake the rules, but i might be willing to take the punishment.

harlos: Lol.smh

I don't know about this before infact smh.

Do you know you fell victim of the game rule?

I did not.

Do you see the word 'yes' or the word 'no' there. I answered your question with 'nope'

Then I asked a new one, following the rules precisely. Thank you very much.

Where did I brake the rules?

Yield: Nice!






Looks great!

Thanks

mazaje: The idea of sin is used to justify the religion and all the sadistic ideas it preaches like hell etc. . .An alternative will be that god doesn't punish sin for all enternity. . .He just ends the lives of sinners. . .

Wow...Ok, So who decides what sin is then? Who decides who dies and who doesn't? God? Where do we get our guidelines? How do we know when we are sinning? Who is this God in your version?

mazaje: I got this from another forum. . .

Sin is the glue that holds christianity together. It is the common denominator that makes for obedient denominations. It is the fear factor that is used to control and uninform the masses. It is the hole card. It is the cat's pajamas. And Christians love it. They wouldn't have it any other way. Christianity without sin would just be no fun at all.
Christianity wouldn't be able to exist as invented without sin. It had to be introduced early in the story, after implying that perfection would have been possible if only our lady friend hadn't acted so impulsively. Perfection was around just long enough to be alluded to. The lack of details was purposeful. Since it is a bit too hard to go into perfection in any detail. It can't exist. And the fathers of the church had to allow for that. The bad had to be kept in the forefront, for all humans and all situations. There is no reality that can't be defined as sinful by someone. Had any more detail been provided about Eden, people would have seen that it wasn't so great either. Humans can only hint at perfection. The church fathers played that one to the hilt.

The job of sin was (and is) to justify the religion. Viable alternatives would ruin the whole thing.

When you can have one thing, sin, that can both hold your group together and justify denouncing others, you don't even have to run around inventing a second concept. Its a one size fits all idea that can be conveniently corrupted as necessary, and also be defined as something personally humbling, if that is all you need. It excuses frightening kids and works really good as a hammer to hold over anyone else who dares cross your path.

In other words, technically speaking, it has been made to be more universal than the universe itself.

Can you name some viable alternatives please? Just curious

PACHRIS: i love my wife but there is this lady that i fell into her hand and i Bleep her though not intentional but i wish to tell my wife but should

First explain how you unintentionally fvck someone. I'm unclear on how that happened. Did you trip, and your dlck accidentally fell into her V?

I think it is important for both to be aware of the finances. There is always the chance that something will happen to one or the other. If the surviving spouse does not know anything about their finances, this leaves that person vulnerable financially. This is especially true with women. A woman with no financial knowledge is especially vulnerable. Especially in a society as male dominated as Nigeria. I would think. How many times do the in-laws come in and take everything. Leaving the wife to fend for herself, return to her parents or bend to their will.

I have a friend whose father passed. The father had his brothers as next of kin and executor of his will. The brothers-in-law came in and took everything, including her house. She was left with nothing. The Elders in the village sided with the brothers, so she did not fight it. I think it is important for a woman, especially to be involved in the finances and know exactly what is going on. She should be involved in all aspects of the family finances. She should be in a position to fight off the vultures, should they start to circle. I don’t care how close you are to your family and his, people go crazy when someone dies. Especially when money is involved.

Shedysworld: I don't get it.
Will u explain better?

nope

You don't see it?

Stuffed, baked salmon.

harlos: i will like you to tell me more about it.
Will you?

Of course I wii.

When you assume...

You make an AZZ out of U and ME

Understand?

rationalmind: lol, macof isn't an atheist. He has said that several times on this forum. I don't even know what he is, perhaps, a pagan

Yeah. Pagan. I believe.

Still...


Y'all drive me crazy!!!

Jbluv55: Hello Tex.

Hello Harlos.

luxanne: I did too

Nice day ahead

harlos: you did not even ask if he has one or u knw that before?

Maybe he assumes.

Do you know what happens when you assume?

wiegraf: https://i.imgur.com/EyvOoR6.jpg

Goot times yeah!

Goofy...

harlos: Is this how we have been doing it?

It is not.

Where is the answer then question part?

Deiok: Evening haux.

Hi Deiok...

On my way out the door. Just saying hi.

macof: And who told you sex is done with intelligence? So the animals didn't have until dey learnt from Adam?
Chai! See as una dey fall hand believing that story is literal.

You sound like Obadiah here. lol

Maybe you need to explain the Bible to me then. I thought you didn't even believe the Bible to be true anyway. What do you believe? I thought you were an Atheist. You guys all start to blend together after a while. I can't keep it straight. Who's what?

Atheist
Deist
Satanist
Naturalist
Pantheist

ist, ist, ist...

Chai! right back at ya...
smh