₦airaland Forum

I first heard this joke when I was in 100L in my University.

That was in 1998

atlwireles:
You can revoke all you want, fact is NNPC does not have the capacity to meet 60% of the local demand. The queues will remain as you people keep beating your chest about revocation.

You're a traitor sha

This is a decision taken in the best interest of your country...punishing crooks harming this nation and serving as a deterrent for others, and you're condemning it because of 'opposition'? Are you ok?

Please tear your green passport and move to Burundi. Even Republicans know where to draw the line.

Abeg can someone forward me any news article where this same metuh complained when the DSS were harassing Sanusi, seizing his passport and attempting to detain him?

Surely he must have made a similar complaint then?

Smh. What a hypocrite!

Nice points, peppered with ignorant statements.

We'll see.

Letter is dated 26th may. GEJ was still President then. What's the problem?

How can the SGF write a personal letter using official letter head?

See TANoids coming here to complain... As if it's not the policies of the lame duck CBN Governor GEJ appointed that is causing this issue

Volksfuhrer:
Spare me this Persian crap! Were these Persians not whipped by Iraq in the 1980's?

Actually, no. Iran handily wiped the floor with Iraq.

OreMI22:
[size=14pt]Exactly!!!

Let the dulllard keep believing in the old military tactics of banza charge to show valor.
What Nigerian military need is what Jonathan did. Provide an attack helicopter force that goes in ahead of the army to destroy all the Boko Haram heavy weapons and vehicles.Then the soldiers can charge and over run the dazed Boko haram force.

The dulllard keeps thinking the attack helicopter crew flown by experienced SA ex-pilots is useless against Boko Haram, so he disbanded it. The reversals of fortune has been acute and immediate since he disbanded the South African pilots helicopter crew, proving the helicopter crew was a vital component of victories against Boko haram. Buhari will know this when Boko Haram push our troops into Abuja.

Anyway, it is obvious Buhari wants Boko Haram to defeat our army to make his case for an amnesty program easy. So let them keeps wasting innocent soldiers life playing amnesty politics for Boko Haram[/size]

You're actually saying the Nigerian air force cannot fly the attack helicopters they bought?

See this clown praising the last administration. As if it's not under GEJ that Boko haram moved from a motocycle riding mob to a relatively well organized force with ties to ISIS.

Rubbish

One thing is clear.

The op - if this story is true - is quite daft. Accompanying strangers to strange places. Smh

meccuno:
The same propaganda that was used during the elections.......gullible Nigerians.....so what ever news we get to hear must not be verified before we start making conclusions? But if the news were to be about buhari, then obviously it won't be true......not all information coming from these media outlet are accurate......

Don't be a dolt. This is not propaganda. It's widely available news that Hacking Team was hacked and their list of clients were published. Bayelsa State appears prominently there.

The only gullible one here is you.

Rubbish statement from SCOAN, still clinging to the 'controlled demolition' story.

lolly2pops:
The Synagogue, Church Of All Nations (SCOAN) rejects the verdict of the coroner on the grounds that it is unreasonable, one-sided and biased.

It would have been a whole lot less 'one-sided' if Prophet TB Joshua had bothered to turn up.

lolly2pops:
The church maintains its stand that the incident was as a result of sabotage.

Of course it's sabotage. An already perfectly functional building existed yet the church decided to sabotage it by adding another couple of floors without seeing proper approvals or obtaining the relevant permits that should mandate closer inspection.

lolly2pops:
We repeat: No matter how long a lie is sustained, the truth will someday prevail!

Exactly. Despite all the cheap, childish lies about 'controlled demolition' and 'radiation guns' and 'boko haram', the truth has prevailed.

All these click-bait headlines. I even thought this was an article from the Economist magazine and not this attack from a hungry economist, posted in a mushroom blog.

Smh

Pchidexy:
I met this girl when I was a teacher in a private school five years ago. She was a teacher as well. She was a hell of beauty. We both had feelings for each other but there wasn't anything serious. We lost contact when I left the school to pursue business. Five years later, in 2015, we met again. This time, we got really acquainted to each other. We were rolling!

The Test:
I purposely gave her number and details to my friend who is a real player. He scooped her and she fell. She was money conscious as she demanded Samsung galaxy and some money from my friend. He never gave her any of those things. Just by promising her marriage she willingly opened her legs for him. All these while, I was updated by my friend. She never knew I knew about her escapades.

If you were in my shoes what would you do?

As for me I see her as worthless and only use her to quench konji.

Honest question:

if your GF had secretly tested you with a beautiful friend and you 'chopped', would you have fallen? and would that have made you 'worthless'?

Mogidi:
Meanwhile the army released 182 boko haram suspects. Buhari might as well release all his foot soldiers awaiting trial.

I know it's just politics, but sometimes it's difficult not to despise some of you maggots.

The Army did the right thing by releasing innocent people (including babies!) that were illegally held in detention. And you're here, trying to push a political angle and seeking to paint it black.

When will you scum get real jobs so you don't have to sink to this level?

anonimi:
Thanks OP for this beautiful side of Owerri and thanks to the other guy showing that there is still so much work to be done by the governor and the LGA Chairman.

Meanwhile, can you confirm that the state/LGA collects plenty of tenement rate/land use charge for those living in the posh side

Such rates/charges would then be used to MAINTAIN the green, common space, gutters etc as well as repair and maintain other parts of the city so it OVERALL beautiful, abi!

There is much to admire about your focus on accountability at the LG and state level. That is what ultimately will bring development to the lives of untold millions of Nigerians.

If only you were not so stridently opposed to the current ruling party.

I swear, some of the driest, unfunny crap makes it to the front page all too easily these days.

Grounds for a lawsuit if guests are trapped indoors.

That caption in the OP...was that meant to be funny?

madridguy:
Most generous man of God in Nigeria.
Long life TB Joshua.

You took an opinion poll ?

Lionsclaw:
The toughness of the job is already bringing back the 'General' in Buhari. He is already heading towards failure. I did not vote for him cos I saw the spite in him when he feels hurt. An emotional president not good for leadership

And the person you voted for, he was good for leadership abi?

YOURMAN:
Hey people! I don't know if this is the right section for this ..but if its not maybe the mods can help move it to the right section

After my graduation from one of the nigerian universities, I have been staying with my elder brother.. He's the second born as a lady is my parents first born.. But he's the first son.. Age of about 42+.. Before I got admission in school I do stay with him and after my university education, I went back to his place, because his house is big and spacious to contain me .. After about two to three months, I have been going to work with him I noticed something..

There is this number he usually call wen we are going back home in the car.. The way he talks to the person on phone I doubt if its a guy he's talking to.. Because the number is saved with a guys name "henry" but I do hear a ladies voice at the back of the phone.. So I'm wondering..

After my final findings I do discover thats a lady..
Now the big question is my bro got 3 grown up kids.. And a wife..
What should I do? Should I just leave him to move on or tell the wife?? To me I feel that he's still a young flexing man! Maybe he should enjoy it while it last.. Or I should just tell the wife because the wife is cool to me and nice.. What should I do..

Also Note behind.. This my bro.. I do respect and fear him so much.. I can't even dare talk about a lady with him.. As his like a dad to me! So telling me to talk to my bro is out of the solution.. So my fellow people what should I do?

I never thought this level of mumuishness is still prevalent in our society.

Your brother is housing and feeding you and you're mulling over reporting him to his wife...as if when the dust settles it is not YOU that will be tossed out on the streets.

Another one in these endless series of articles that derides paid employment and exhorts everyone to be an entrepreneur.
As if entrepreneurs don't need employees.

Wait, I don't understand. Is it now a bad thing to form a queue to keep things orderly?

elnino2015:
There was a job opening in one of the new generation banks I saw few weeks back stating they only need graduates from foreign universities or those having MSc or MBA from a foreign university.How crazy? For a job opening in Nigeria, you are shutting the doors to Nigerian trained graduates. What happened to Corporate Social Responsibility and labour laws in Nigeria?

Any source for this? Such an institution should be named and shamed.

It does seem that some of these deaths could have been avoided if proper safety procedure was followed.

For example, Working under suspended load is always risky and should be avoided.

Let's not be so hasty to conclude the guy willingly jumped out a 3rd floor window.

He could quite easily have been pushed or thrown out the window. Any eye-witness?

vedaxcool:
All hail PDP opposing APC in so many ways and making Nigeria better.

I would have appreciated it if PDP had focused on making Nigeria better in their 16 years of power from 1999 to 2015.