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Nice joke, OP.

Hey, Have you heard the one about the chicken and the nun ? It's equally hilarious.

uzolexis:
IMSU has dress code this is news to me

And that dress code is ridiculous. Some of the things banned there makes no sense.

calebo101:
[b]History is about to repeat itself. Same way Buhari cancelled the Jakande housing scheme and the Metroline projects in the 80s is exactly the same step he is being advised to take.

Can you read?
He's been advised to cancel non-strategic contracts that have not been started or paid for. Do you know the meaning of the word 'strategic'?

calebo101:
At this point in time i think we should put Nigeria in our prayers everyday because the cloud is becoming darker and darker. The demons have taken over the reins of powers and they are taking us back to the 1980s. Where did we offend God as a nation? Why are we being punished?

We are not being 'punished' by any deity. We are just unfortunate to be afflicted with bad leadership and m0r0nic, ignorant jesters like yourself. Were we to rid ourselves of the likes of you, we would be a much better nation!

calebo101:
A committee headed by an 80 something years old man advising a 72 years old man without proper education portends calamity and serious danger for the nation. We have watched and seen Buhari acts in the last 30 days and anybody that still believes in the "change" mantra should be delivered. This is troublesome for Nigeria.

That '80 something years old man' is one of the most highly experienced Nigerians, and has participated in Govt handover sessions multiple times. I daresay he knows more about these things than you do.

calebo101:
May God deliver us and protect us for the next 4 years. We are in for it. Some regions have sold us finally to the devils and we are on a fast backward track to the 1980s. This time they intend making the vastly developed southern region look like the North. God help us, protect your people and let this next 4 years be swift and fast. [/b]

Stop talking about 'God' like you're a good person. You've been making ageist and tribalist comments in this topic and you still pretend you're a Christian?
You traitorous charlatans will be put to shame soon.

PRYCE:
And so all of Wike's detractors will swarm this thread and declare support for this! SMH!!

It would help if you actually read the OP before making this silly post.

bleepishilove:
The only thing i don't agree with is canceling all Jobs or Appointment From the last 18 months... That sheer wickedness

Did you even read the post?
The committee advised the sack of those whose appointment was not based on merit. Not a blanket sack.

Isn't it against freedom of worship to curtail the fellowship numbers? The University can choose the ones they officially recognize, but what is it to them if some students decide to come together to worship?

That said, 80 fellowships is just a bewildering number!

illiad1:
While I do not wish ill on anyone friend or foe! But I am disgusted at the attitude of northern elders who apparently never gave a fork about boko haram killings until they started killings their kind.

And as if that was not enough when ihejirika matched bokos fire for fire, this same northern elders including buhari started crying that war against boko is war against the north which actually is the truth because boko haram is made up of hausafulanikanuri.

Now the next thing is for anyone to be thinking of questioning the only military commander that dealth deadly blow to boko haram since the first began.

It is the height of absurdity

Did you take an opinion poll of all northern elders to come up with this assertion?
Nobody is worried about 'matching boko haram fire for fire'. The chief concern is that innocent citizens, your fellow Nigerians, are being harmed during this phase.

If you will be incensed if this happened in Enugu, why pretend apathy because it's happening in the North?

barcanista:
It is no news that the exMiinister of Petroleum ceased from holding that office from May 29, 2015. Which board again did Buhari dissolve?

Meanwhile the government only told us that LNG brought $1.6billion. Now we are hearing $5billion! So what happened to the $3.4billion?

It is in the same place where you lost your brains and your dignity

illiad1:
And in any of those apparent cases of genocide & massacres, have anyone ever charged the nigerian army to ICC ? Were those cases not justified as collateral damages & even some miserable people from the north & sw gloat over those ills as achievements?


Guy to hell with the north.

And this is what you folks never understand.

You are not talking about 'the north ' here. You are talking about human beings.

It is so easy to dispassionately make statements like these when you're dehumanizing everything to a mythical 'the north' figure. But this is about real human beings like you, real breathing, thinking folks who have families like you. Folks who are being beaten, tortured , molested, shot and imprisoned. Family units broken up irreparably.

would you be overjoyed to hear folks dismiss any of your reasonable complaints as 'it's just the south east '?

why should you care what faceless bigots think, when you should be worried about you losing your own humanity and ability to emphasize.

Beaf:
^
Much appreciated.



Thanks man! And congrats too on your succesful campaign.
It was a great victory, the country deserves it.

[size=33pt]Fresh Air!!![/size]

We never did get that fresh air

Except for the oil bunkerers, oil marketers, thugs, corrupt political officers, praise singers and sycophantic nollywood kingpins.

Everyone else got shafted.

Lemon12:
President Buhari

This is how you know someone who is under family curse.

tucky200:
Bastards (amnesty international)will not hold its own people(western countries) accounted for any war crime,but once it has to do with the middle east and africa them go begin dey display talent........

For christ sake when u go get sense ?

Actually, amnesty international has slammed bush and Blair for war crimes before... And they insist that Obama 's drone campaign is a war crime in itself.

But don't let facts get in the way of your narrative

huangcheng:
If Nigeria wasn't a banana republic where heroes are sacrificed on the alter of politics, Ihejirika would be commended not condemned.

I'm not sure how much education you've received, or it you've ever left the shores of Nigeria to a country where things work, but in most countries where the rule of law holds sway, many people would be under investigation right now for these acts.

You sit safely far away from the areas of strife and condemn those who fight for justice and human rights. Even when indisputable proof stares you in the face.

poseidon12:
Don't mind the unpatriotic elements that are blinded by tribalism.

I actually assume that most of the blind, knee Jerk support for some of these army officers is driven by tribalism.

Rubbish

It has never ceased to amaze me that the same folks who condemn the Nigerian security forces for the Apo killings, who blame the Nigerian armed forces for Biafra Era massacres and who condemn the Nigerian army for blood punitive massacres in the Niger delta (e.g Odi) suddenly seems convinced that there are no human rights violations in the North by the army, the numerous recorded cases of violations and torture are null and void and those who complain are 'boko haram supoorters'

This is the Intellectual dishonesty some educated nigerians indulge in, and it's just laughable.

denko:
Now we are going have Crude looting and all the emirs will be smiling to banks. Thank you Tinubu

What do you mean by 'Now'?

crude looting has been at an all-time high in the past few years.

Funny how these TANoids always pretend like they've been living under a rock for years.

nuelzy:
u re either one thing..a guy born with a silver spoon or a broke as5 niggah forming all sanctimonious...if u r d former,u know nothing about hw hard it is to earn a living..talk alone take care of ur family..so u re in no position to judge his actions

.....bt if u r d latter,lets pray frustration dnt drive u to do things xtra ordinary just to get dat cheap hard girl called MONEY..only den will dis ur view change

whatever happened to life imprisonment?? or manifolds of years behind bars..must they b killed??.. nw dey r dead..has it stopped drug dealing...?? u take such drastic decision on something that will have no existence afterwards...even as a child..we loath punishment more than beating...cos d cane come with pain nd goes almost immediately
....bt d punishment will leave ur body aching for days..so when eva we think of it..we halt any prank dat myt attract punishment


....belv me,d psychological trauma and hard lives in jail would have been a better lesson
#prison break xplains better#...ppl take their own life rather dan pass time in jail

...Dear lord!!.
killing ppl nd rendering their famillies desolate??.. like he forced anyone to deal with him on drugs...my dear fo0l, u re cursed already by approving dat murder..cos even d bible said.."thou shall not kill"...they didnt steal,neither did they kill anyone..they just broke a law..and d punishment is unjust
....even some murderers dont get murderd...#may d lord forgive u

Yeah, you can f**k right off, you clown.
There is no excuse for drug dealing or armed robbery or any crime where the end result will lead to human beings hurt or in torment.

Stop trying to excuse the wrong thing. Desperation is not an excuse. If every desperate person in Nigeria took laws into their own hands and became a criminal, you will not even see the phone you're using to type this rubbish up.

At the end of the day, nobody will import or buy frozen poultry if the local poultry products are just as appealing in value.

angelsing:
Is it just me who has noticed Anonimi has begin to go off point on comment this days?..Are they talking about how the ECA was spent or shared?

To be fair, he - like the rest of the TANoids - is unused to opposition and needs some time to get up to speed.
Don't be too harsh on him. He will surely improve

barcanista:
Baba is still learning on the job! Let's give the trainee president time to learn

So what will you call GEJ since the dollar moved from N160 to N200 under his watch? An apprentice President?

barcanista:
So Baba never had his strategy all these while? So how did he come up with ridiculous promises when he hasn't don't proper analysis and studies nor have any strategic plan? You see why I always say that Baba is learning on the job? He's just a Trainee President! We'll give him 4years to think and strategise.

Of course he had a strategy, but that went out of the window when the transition committee showed him just how terrible the state of the nation was after the previous administration and their kleptocratic allies had done their worst for the past 4 years.

For a veteran general to be shocked so thoroughly, you should know how bad things were. Thank the lord that traitors like you have been frustrated from your plans to ruin Nigeria.

The worst part is that these guys pay barely any tax on their allowances.

This is why GEJ only paid 4 million as tax after 4 years as President.

kodded:
I thought buhari administration will not tolerate any form of corruption .......... SmH




"People thought they've finally seen the light at the
end of the tunnel... They didn't know it was an
approaching train"..........HERALD9

Then you must have been high on ogogoro as usual when Buhari insisted he would not interfere with the judiciary.

This Jonathan-era weakness in the Efcc Prosecution teams needs to be weeded out, and you will see that change shortly when the revamped, revitalized EFCC kicks off operations.

The stupidity of the OP

Praising Obama for assembling a 'transition team' yet failing to remember that Buhari assembled his own transition team ages ago, with the experienced Ahmed Joda in charge.
Read Joda's interview of yesterday where he makes clear that the true handover was only done 4 days before the swearing in, and that his committee has only just turned in their recommendations as short while ago.

Some of you are eager to rush buhari into a quick decision so some of your paymasters get in there. For shame!

Remember, kiddies. A delayed cabinet may come good eventually. A bad, hastily chosen cabinet is bad forever.

Emmy4Naija:
Think about this; even if it wasn't a script, did the Principal of the school show any leadership quality that warrants such appointment?

That's nothing.

Did GEJ show any leadership qualities that befit his position? The President that waited 3 weeks to address the nation on the terrible crime.

I sure didn't see you complaining back then

Nigerians have such low standards.

So commissioning a building (no matter how fanciful) is now a strong recommendation to be a minister for works?

Well, if he could use 6 house of reps members to suspend the speaker and more than 10 APC members in Ekiti, there's no moral justification to oppose the elections in Abuja with 6 out of 13 Governors present.

Seems opposition role has finally taught PDP members basic mathematics.

callmenow:
Even during Jonathan administration, we never heard news from 'sources close to the presidency'. It was always Abatti telling us what is happening. What is SHEHU and FEMI doing. Are they the sources or not? This is definitely not democracy. Democracy requires transparency, instead of rumours or gossip. Promises from Buhari/ Apc has proved unfounded. I weep from Nigeria. We need another election with under 55 years candidates, who can take this comatose country forward. From Lagos to ph, from sokoto to Abuja, people are groaning. Yet we are waiting, etc.

If I hear one more Sai Buhari, I will throttle the offender.

Why did you not weep for Nigeria when pdp leaders were destroying the nation?

You will weep more and more salty tears , my friend. The era of sycophancy is over.

Nice joke

It's an even funnier joke if you don't have any good shoes yet you're happily handing over 10% of your salary to your Pastor because of a Jewish law

CR77:
Now i read the full story, So sad


I pray there children fall victim

You pray innocent children get molested?

Unbelievable.

Dongreatken:
Like my pix for no reason.

See the type of stupid post you're putting up in a thread set up to discuss such a serious issue.

There's a picture in your signature with the text "God please help me make my days useful". It looks like you're devoting effort to making your days useless instead.

Bifwoli:
Vastly more money was wasted,stolen and misused during the military rule of your northern military idols -Buhari included- who overthrew the govt.Pointing fingers at GEJ for a stolen pencil yet your heros were stealing the whole vault?

Source?
Money wasted under PDP rule is most likely more than all the military dictatorships put together

Only a traitor will be so salty after hearing of moves to cut costs.

Frankie9ice:
Guy, you have a problem understanding what she wrote ni? The Range Rover wasn't carted away, her husband's (I just learnt now that her husband is d MD of Unity Bank, the oga pata pata at the top).
If I were her, I have already done enough to clear my name, I won't bother going to court at all. Especially if am blessed wit the virtue of contentment, or am comfortable financially, which I expect she is.

My bad,
The initial post from the previous story said this

The operatives recovered a Lexus Armoured Vehicle from the residence. Another Range Rover vehicle is said to have been in the possession of the former Information Commissioner

I assumed this meant the Range Rover was retrieved also.

But my point still stands. If your car is illegally seized, you seek justice. That is the right thing to do.