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Dicktion:
She left Lagos dark skinned and came back 3 months later a light skinned bae .. Ever since she came back she be acting kinda weird.. Ya it's weird to me cos she never stepped in my room before she traveled or should I say something has started going on in her head lately. She entered my room on Sunday. Think say na joke only for her to repeat same today. Her husband is not around tho. Bobo only comes once in a while and it's like he's been stuck in one of those south-south states precisely Port Harcourt cos of the lockdown.

She come ask me for food today before i go talk babe don enter kitchen. I just siddon and watched as she did her thing. For me i only saw a guest that wanted to entertain herself but the kinda questions she was asking, and the eye contact she was giving was profoundly unsettling. I had to fake a call and step outside. Only for her to call me back moments later.

Immediately I enter house babe come dey ask if na my girlfriend I talk to I lied that it's my bro and she was like I didn't sound like it was a guy I was talking to.. I just laugh comot face cos I was already getting irritated by her antics and didn't wanna give her vibes that'd dismantle her mood then.. She come say make I come her room later. She like I know it's been long her hubby's been around and it's always just her and their little boy and she'd want me to come around to keep her company if I'm free like I always am cos I hardly go out in this Covid-19 era.

I told her I will try. She come say she dey go market so I should be specific so she'd know what to buy when she gets there and if she will increase the quantity or not. But that'd depend on my answer. Fear catch me I just say yes
Now I don enter one chance

I'm thinking I should go there later and see what's gonna pop up as it may just be her tryna display her good side and nothing more....or I just let her bask alone in her solitude as usual.. Abi wetin una think

Oya na complete the gist. Wetin happen as you go her place?

Abeg, make them no give me o

I just wish that Nnamdi Kanu is alive. At least he'd learn not to sound so serious about someone's death when the person is still alive.
Karma is a b!+ch

Liliantalks:
Lie ? Seriously, u must be a liar to even think I could make up something like this .

Take it easy there. The tale sounds to good to be true

You're lucky to have this kinda convo with an African mother. Maybe she exposed to the American culture.
But deep down my heart, I know that this is a lie

You're nude and you're covering your mammary glands and veejay. Is like you don't want to succeed in life

She's got a beautiful smile but I want to know, how many kids did the contest?

ruggedtimi:
its because threads on crime, romance and celebrities section gets more attention.

Ok.

This thread is supposed to be in the agriculture section. I don't see why hunting/fishing topics are posted in the crime section.
Unless the OP posted it in the crime section because he/she knows that the pictures won't be attached directly in the thread

How did this news get to the 'Politics' section?

Sleeklord:
Domesticate what?Hogs? not possible.

Everything is possible. Just that it has low economic values in this part of the world

Nice job from those hunters. Although as an agriculturist, I'd have admonished that the catch and domesticate before killing so as to allow the animals reproduce. But these are professional hunters.
If the next generation no see these animals, na their concern. Me wey no see dragon never die

The child is not my problem. My problem is, who took the shot?
I'm just trying to imagine if they employed a photographer for that shot. Like I'd bring in someone to see my wife's nude

Burn down the ceiling

They'll blame an innocent devil for this.

First carry out a DNA test on the kids. Then tell her to go home. It's as simple as that.
But if you are the cause of the cheating (small p-man or you first did the cheating and she caught you), leave her alone.

Once and that was in my pre-teens. I was between 5-8 years then. I was obsessed with her. Don't know if it was love but it earned me the name 'Amaka husband'.

She got what she wanted- attention. Over 800 retweets and over 10k likes

Kaydans:
Na iberibe de do am

You forgot to add LARGE to the iberibe

meforyou1:
tell your neighbour that he or she is a bloody liar. kano doesnt have more infrastrusture than Kaduna, talkless Abuja. i Have been to both places so many times

Ok. The man na elderly man. I no fit tell am like that. Maybe he was exaggerating but I'll mind his statements going forward

My neighbour said that Kano has more infrastructures than Abuja. How true is this statement? I've never been to those places before.

...and see how they were abusing Abba Kyari few hours ago.
As my friend would say, "ndi ukachukwu, na the same people". Bunch of hypocrites

So after all of Wike's rantings on Friday, those 22 workers were released and without charges. Make people mind how them dey use make mouth o

Thank God the OP was sensible enough to make this topic under Celebrities and not Religion.
The pastor is just looking for a way to trend. He should go to an isolation center and heal those who are there before they'll die.
Nonsense and ingredients

ninetiethcrown7:
My guy we know your scope. Them don Dey pay you to become 911tat ambassador abi. Na so you come Dey advertise.

Exactly my thought. Wisdom no go finish you

Wow. That's nice. But after seeing some horror movies (especially Conjuring), I don't think I'd live in such a house

Wait, they'll soon tell you to control your eyes

Why should my babe look like a sex doll?

illicit:
I knew a blind man, he works as a teacher in a school for disabled. he kept a fenced garden, he planted vegetable and he always knew how to pluck the vegetable without plucking weed. he also weeds the garden, he lives alone, cooks and does domestic chores, sometimes he travels through public transport. he also describes people....

My landlord's mom lives alone in a one-bedroom flat and does virtually everything by herself. She selects beans, sweeps her apartment, charges her electrical appliances/gadgets, etc all by herself. SHE IS BLIND

daddytime:
Go toast the married man wife...

or OV 1.5

Patapata na goalless draw.

Wisdom resides with you