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OP please, remove the "not too" from the graphic. These are graphic photos

Funny or not, the aim is to survive

Hope he's not extremely proud of that construction

KenModi:
FYI, Dragons never existed, just fictional creatures

The existence of dragons can be argued but hope you get the point I was stating

That kid putting his hand on his head in regret might have just learnt about endangered species in school.
Anyway, flex your sea food. If the next generation no see am, them go hear about am. Me wey no see dragon never die

I want to understand something. Are the Edo people voting for a governor in Kano?
Both parties are a set of jokers

For a 60 year old, she look young.
Her profile says that she has married twice. Beauty isn't enough sha

scylentstorm:
Lmao! You just had to thank God for divine intervention. Arsenal isn't bad afterall.

Arsenal is bad. Don't try to confuse me

Imo State would soon be like this

That was when they were still friends

There's an exception to everything

When I started following football games, I thought Arsenal were a french side because of the number of French personnel in the team. From the coach to their attack, to their midfield, and even their defence had great french players. Dad was also an Arsenal fan, so I subconsciously became one.
There came a time when a new 'sect' sprang up. People called them "noisy fans", "agbero club", but they called themselves "the millionaires' or billionaires' club". Little by little, I started asking for their matchday results and began to make mental notes that truthfully, they were good albeit 'proud'. One day, I sneaked out of the house to go watch Jay Jay Okocha humilliate this noisy fans and that was the first time I consciously saw them play football. O, what a day! This club gave my Okocha's Bolton a whooping 5-1. Just then, I knew that this would be the club I'd support. I fell inlove with the passion that transmitted from the fans to the players.
Thank God for His divine intervention. Today I'd have been an Arsenal fan

Each time I remember the Ashley Cole and William Gallas swap, I leap for joy.

My advice has always been "fear woman and any man wey no fear woman"

Every country with their culture. You don't expect Nigerian soldiers to leave their food and copy those of other nations. What if e do you to purge for battle ground?
Anyway, I prefer the rice to those things that sound and look like junks

How is her date their problem. Aren't they adults? We are supposed to be civilized

I love their cabinet.

Agba2020:
I've only told this to one person and I've been carrying this one for 9 years now.

This might turn out to be a little long, so bear with me. When I was 17, a few days to my first WAEC, I was reading in the living room when my mom walked in and falsely accused me of sleeping with my own Dad... Oh, I'm a guy btw. I'm not gay, neither am I effeminate.

She claimed she saw my Dad touching me and that he slept with me. I was stunned. I went through different ranges of emotions. At first, I wanted to curse her, then I wanted the ground to swallow me up for real, then I wanted to cry, and then I wanted to scream, tears just filled my eyes, and the first thing that came out of my mouth was "Why are you doing this?" and then she just walked out. I just sat there losing my mind, I knew it was untrue because there's no way you would penetrate a guy without him feeling it, right? Not to mention the fact that I have no memory of this ever happening. And yet she claimed she saw this happening, if that was true, why didn't she stop it?

Long story short, that was the day my life got turned upside down by my own Mom. The not so funny thing is, she never once brought up that issue again since then, and yet she never apologized for it (not that I'd ever forgive her anyway). Dad has no clue about this issue, by the way.

It is either you lack the skills of writting, you're trying to give fiction or you don't know what ruining of life means. Either way, you just ended up bringing your mum to Nairaland to be insulted

The ship is really alluring

You're having bad dreams because you think she used your sperm for ritual. Some ladies are nasty. They love to apply sperm on their face as it contains protein.

I hope she's found soon and also found alive. Such a lovely smile she's got

Even if you must commit fornication, be decent enough not to video it. That's how a girl had to leave my area because her sextape was released.

In reality, I wouldn't want to miss her class but I think it's inappropriate to dress that way as a teacher and it is also inappropriate to see the female gender as a sex object

If they won't approach you, approach them

It's really nice seeing people you know go high in life. At least, it's an encouragement that you're also likely to make it.
Congratulations Brian

The answer is simple. Abstain from sex

Looks like a 3D animated photo

She left the relationship without any tangible reason (according to you tale) despite the love you guys shared.
My advice: don't take her back. If she leaves you again, you may contemplate suicide

illicit:
lol after she don breastfeed u during the sex, u still want money join lol

Like we no dey spe*m-feed them

Really sad tales.