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This is the same pattern my neighbour's dog (Spartan) followed before dying on the 1st of January, 2019.
#RIPSpartan

But why did you name your dogs Alexis and Sanchez?

God bless Nigeria

When people say that the APC leaders are 'witchhunting' the PDP members, I don't get surprised.
PDP members are always accusing the Presidency of 'planning' to do this or that to them. How do they know if they're not witches

It'll be really sad for the mother to lose her child just 30 minutes after delivery whether deformed or not.
Take heart ma

What am I still doing in Nigeria? Swazilland here I come.

topedoski:
who saw that comment that says one breast is longer than d other. Then scrolled up to confirm if its true. Confess no lie

You really caught me

@OP, next time you want someone to identify a weed for you, take a picture of just one strand (with the roots attached). That bunch you are displaying there looks like 3 weeds: Centrocima pubescens, Cannabis sativa, Calopogonium muconoides.
NB: The spellings may not be correct

Like 40 years?

OP be very careful. No be everything with bra and pant be slay queen. Some na mad queen

This is pure wickedness. Abi the Niger women steal their boyfriends/husbands?

Oga for drop him number so that when him boys cut the light, we go call Oga. If not, who go help me pay reconnection fee

Which can lie be this? Stop it

This is the kind of situation that makes me drop my morals and ethics and wish jungle justice was carried out

If he knows but can't name the criminals, then he should be arrested.

The ban is too light

These guys are not yahoo men. Many people using yahoo don't defraud people (me for example). Since they'll always say they 'press', can't we just call them pressmen or men of the press?

At least that'll cut cost

Madness dey type by type

My state is turning to something else. Such breasts wasted

Temptee101:
You will never hear bubu say anything about these killings not even sending condolences. In fact he's nowhere to be found at the moment

I'm honestly tired of this country both physically and spiritually

And what has the Governor of the state done or said about these killings?
My dear, these killings are not being done by an identified group. They are being carried out by miscreants. The matter should be handled by the L.G.A chairmen, C.P and the Governor.

Rivers State and bad news be like Oga Lala and Snake

That guy must have the stuff in quantum. His rod must be keeping them well satisfied to envy each other

Las las money good. Only am 2 bottle water.

realstars:
Even agriculturist who where to protect the life and species of crops and animals are the one destroying it.

Not all 'agriculturists' protect the life of species of crops and animals. Take crops for example. A cassava, yam, potato, or any other table crop producer will weed his farmland of species like Eluisine indica, Phyllantus amarus and Phyllantus nuriri.
So you see, the 'agriculturists' are the ones to define what stays on their farmland, be it crop or animal species.

dayleke:
Are you insuniating "incest"?

OP no call incest o

That guy must be the real life Tom

The money the school will give to him may not even buy 1 computer but if na miss ABU na, na car and 1 million.
Congrats to you

Why the bride no dey smile na?

Sellfish:
Tell us what she got herself into


She is not the only one in Rivers State.....of all the people who had to be shot dead, why did it have to be her?

If you live in Rivers State, Port Harcourt Metropolis to be precise, you won't be saying this. With the shootings and high level of intra and inter cult fights happening in Choba, Alakahia and Aluu communities, anyone could be hit by a stray bullet. RIP to the dead.

So says a man who has won 10 AFCON trophies. Abeg make all these our 'legends' go sit down one side

MissRaine69:
Who gets caught out the most?
If you habitually steal with your friend but it’s your ass that gets caught all the time who is known as a prolific their by the police? Your friend or your good self? Take your time.

'We always get caught' because most Nigerians always emphasize on the age/appearance of our youngsters rather than their performance while those South Americans emphasize on their players' performance. Our media also have a lot of work to do also. They always seem to start up the story. Instead of picking up transfer rumours like their counterparts in Europe, they dwell on the players' appearance

I don't understand why everyone is acting like African nations are the only ones that lie. Any continent with a good street football fall into this category. Take South America as a case study