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Seunpapa65:
Imagine ibu with Sam loco for heaven laugh go kill God 😂🤣
Keep resting man

advanceDNA:
N40 trillion, 11 Hilux vans and 150 motorcycles ..........to release of 16 people...





Government be like

Salamandar:
FF76594E

Salamandar longest time. Symbuul where you at?

GodHimself:
A man that can’t cook and take care of himself is easily captured.

Abbeycaesar:
Very Clean UK Used Umidigi Power available for sale

Price: 75k or best offer

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Battery is 5100 mah (this is a battery champ and can last two days on a full charge)

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35k?

Djele:
Tinubu babe fine pass this one

Who be Tinubu babe?

Karlifate why don't you get involve in the discussion by rizzputin and pukkalolo? I would like to get more views.

raumdeuter:
Do you have a library for books?

Yeah, a small one. You've read Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen?

WhoDeyHause:
Ah another book that brings back nostalgic feelings. Captain John silver the crook. I made a mistake though it's not RL Stevenson that wrote Robinson Crusoe. It's Daniel defoe.

Yeah, i wanted to correct you on that.

Unlimited22:
Laws exist for a reason. Morality is subjective, legality a lot less so.
My thirst for knowledge pushing me to steal books is 'morally' commendable, but it still makes me a thief.

Two sides, one coin.

WhoDeyHause:
Omo you dey try people dey thief money, motor, people babe na book you set your target say you wan delete. Anini shakes his head vigorously in his grave.
I actually got the main one from my old man's books. I had already read the revised one before with the English broken down for younger readers so I was surprised to see the one written mainly by R.L. Stevenson with most of the old anglo Saxon forms of English and all. If you read am 2 seconds you go carry dictionary.

I also have Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson.

WhoDeyHause:
The original one or the revised one bro because I had to use a dictionary to go through the main one. All those old English words that they'll be calling bread meat and God providence.

It has to be the revised version. How did i get it? I stole it! When i was much younger,my mum taught me not to take people's money and i strictly adhere to that but you see novels, i couldn't resist the temptation as i was a book addict. During break time, labour period, i usually sneak back into the class and search every bag. I ignored money and food but novels never escaped me. 99.9% of my novel collections were stolen!

raumdeuter:
Did you read Robinson Crusoe, King Solomons mines, Alan Quatermaine

I just remembered Gagool, Umslopogaas, sisters Nylephta and Sorais etc and other characters in those novels

I still have Robinson Crusoe

raumdeuter:
How old is the girl

When setting your will and trust you can put conditions I did in mine

Things like this kid can only get 20% after she 25 and completion of Bachelors, you can get another 20% at age 35 also some cut throat men can put criteria for the type of family the kid can marry from to be entitled

E.g Royalty can state that unless you marry from Royalty before you qualify.

Kushner family marrying from Trump family yes you can get it, Bezos family marrying from any billionaire can get, Koch family marrying from Bush family can get

Once you marry from outside the social circle you are cut off

At the end its the man who worked for his money and can dictate to protect anyhow best he knows to do to avoid gold diggers

Remijuice:
Do you know about NIN?

Before we talk about nin card...

I have only the paper slip, i've been looking for how i would get the plastic ID card for sometime now.

Remijuice:
I have resolved the issue.
Although, I made use of a different phone. I later found out the problem, cause I was on WiFi.

You need the Sim and the data on.
No WiFi
No use Sim 2 because data no dey for Sim 1...

Thanks guys.

Please what is NIN card?

Protein0:
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A12 - 60,000?

loveneverfails:
Available

45k bros. The economy isn't friendly.

Kane with a hatrick!

Duelee:
Anybody here knows a way I could be the next to fight AJ or any other in line? Don't tell me to walk or fight my way up. I wanna be madly beaten just to pocket 10 million dollars afterwards, live happily ever after with atleast one or two missing teeth. Okay, I don't care if they knocked out half of my teeth!

Call me with the number on my signature

raumdeuter:
Who read this book

'Religious kappa'

Jewessgratitud3:
What?

You are one of the most well behaved ladies on this platform if not the most well behaved. Quite rare to come by.

Jewessgratitud3:
Amen my love.

Op you know what?

feelgoodstuffs:
Sent.

Sir i know the numbers are up. But please, if you could afford it. You could help me. 2k nor go bad at all. If i had, i wouldn't be begging. 2368406580 Zenith bank.

Snipespeter:
This life self, you try to hold a meaningful conversation with your girlfriend she will say that you are claiming you know it all.
You keep quiet for peace to reign, they say you are not smart. I tire oh

FTC since I joined nairaland 2013. This week will be great. Oga Seun, where should I send my account details ���

soberdrunk:
Hahahaha!! This just reminded of years back when i went into the ceiling to peep when my older brother and is girlfriend were having 'fun', i got so carried away by the action i didnt know i had moved my weight to the wrong board and came crashing down by their side, i dont know who was more embarrassed, me or the girl, all i kept screaming was "cable wire"!! "Cable wire"!! trying to cover up with the lie that i went into the ceiling to adjust cable wire........

Seriously, the best to do is to be an "Open book".I hate pretence, that's why I'm very open and outspoken. It gives me enough time to read people's character to see them really for who they are.


Sometimes it's really sexy to allow someone change some aspect of you in a loving way .Not scared one bit of discussing my past, after all I no kill person.

Wetin I won even hide? ?
I don fuccck
I don thief before but I no carry weapon. My parents are eye witnesses. Na dem still the police and judge with jailer for my stealing cases.
I don cheat
I don cry
I don fart for crowded place, lock up like say no be me.
I don drink drunk sleep vomit put for road.

Which past again person one hide? Who I kill?

jonaifame22:
My cassava consumer

ThierryJay:
Greatest assist from the GOAT. If she had mistakenly mentioned Pendu dem fit just extinguish her right away.

From this earth, Hamas wanted Grandma to go..

But Messi said No..

Soon dem go award am GOAT of lifesavers

Vawulence 4 vawulence

Davidic1999:
Follow the screenshots and see how ungrateful these ladies are

Op send me the number of that girl on your whatsapp chat wallpaper.

Sonnobax15:
. Omoh,you can imagine the kind heavy heavy and smelly farts wey go dey come out from op nyash after eating that combo . Na passengers like op dey make us dey ride enter bush if dem mistakenly mess inside keke