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Christianity EtcRe: How Many Churches Do You Have In Your Street? by The5DME(m): 12:15pm On Jul 11, 2021
Kristenklasic:
Be like you dey feel am too grin
their matter don tire me sef. I don taya
CelebritiesRe: Singer Sound Sultan Dies Of Throat Cancer At 44 by The5DME(m): 11:38am On Jul 11, 2021
Sound Sultan died after battling cancer of the throat.

His death was confirmed by family.
Christianity EtcRe: How Many Churches Do You Have In Your Street? by The5DME(m): 11:34am On Jul 11, 2021
Like 5 or so.
EducationRe: Jamb Correction Of Data 2021 by The5DME(m): 5:56am On Jul 11, 2021
SlimFrank1:
Abeg I create this Thread for my self and other 2021 Jambites as regards to correction of data, POST UTME matters and admissions in general.

For now: Who know whether correction of data don start? and the process to correct LGA
That shit happened to you also; I mean the wrong LGA shit? Jamb just keeps giving people a different LGA from the one we wrote when registering.
EducationRe: Jamb Should Be Scrap Or Ban In Nigeria- Apostle Joseph Udoh by The5DME(m): 5:53am On Jul 11, 2021
[[s]quote author=DocJoseph post=103442406]JAMB made us Fail our Exams woefully. The low scores was Jamb making!
Covid19 didn't caused any problem to the Jamb exams according to Jamb Officials. The 2021 Jamb low scores especially for Medicine candidates is from JAMB's incompetency. Jamb made us fail...why? Let me explain

�1. 2020 Jamb was 3hrs (180mins for 180 questions), but this year 2021 was 2hrs( 120 mins for 180 questions). We didn't have enough time to write the Exam. After 1hr of the exam, we were told *Get ready to stop, less than 1hr to stop* and we rush to answer questions just to meet up with time, which was not like that last year, at least, if they shortened the time to 2hrs, they should've shortened the questions from 180 questions to 120 questions, but their mumu couldn't allowed them to apply their common sense. We rush and failed the exam, all because of JAMB incompetency. JAMB should be scrap, let universities handle their admission processes themselves.

�2. Jamb didn't set questions from the Syllabus they gave us! They lied that they set questions based on the syllabus. I didn't see questions from the syllabus on iBASS. I was shocked, in fact, after finishing my exams, I knew that I won't score even up to 200, and it was so... Why did you give us Syllabus for the exam, but asked different questions outside the syllabus? That's wickedness and stupidity from Jamb, incompetency is the word here. During our struggle to get the Profile codes, it didn't stopped us from Reading our books... JAMB Oga made a Senseless comment that Nigerian Youths or Jamb candidates couldn't send their ordinary NIN to 55019... And I was so angry with that man for calling Nigerian students stupid... He made another statement that Candidates didn't read their books well that's why they failed woefully... Can you imagine that! Huh? Jamb should be scrap, let universities handle their admission processes themselves.

�3. Jamb was busy setting University questions for SSCE graduates.. (Why UME questions?). The questions seems simple or easy, but wen you choose the correct option, it turns out to be wrong answer according to our secondary knowledge. Why must Jamb set university questions for us? Are we university students? Is that not stupidity and Wickedness? How can you set WAEC questions for Nursery school pupils and you expect them to answer it correctly? Abi Jamb expected us to read University courses also because of their nonsense exams? Jamb should be scrap or Ban. Let universities handle their admission processes themselves...

�4. For those that Wrote Physics last year 2020, it was 24 questions on calculations for each candidate, but there were just 6 calculations for me, and those questions were out of Syllabus and UME questions as confirmed from Jamb Oga.... How can you set questions on physics for Medicine candidates without calculations, how do you expect us to score high? When I saw my Score less than 200, as a medicine applicant, I was so angry and frustrated. Covid19 didn't caused anything...

We read our books very well, somebody like me, I started reading my textbooks (10 textbooks+pass questions) two months before Jamb form came out... but I couldn't score higher because there was no much Calculations for the medicine applicant that wrote Physics... Jamb should be scrap or Ban. Let universities handle their admission processes themselves.... So that at least, we will know that we are waiting university questions and not Ssce questions!!! Nigerian students are not stupid... We are brilliant, very brilliant, sometimes we are more brilliant than our teachers and lecturers.

I can never waste my money for Jamb again.... They wanted us to keep wasting our money to make them rich.... Jamb must be scrap!!! They've chop our money too much! You can imagine JAMB officials saying that we didn't read from the syllabus, that we were illed-prepared for the exams....what an insolent to great Nigerian students.... Abeg, support me, Let Jamb be scrap or Ban in Nigeria. They're not competent at all.... Even some of their questions are wrong with wrong options... Let universities handle their admission processes themselves.... Jamb should be scrap.

Some Candidates were into Runs in the exam Hall... They're so desperate to start school, that's why some of them that didn't write anything scored higher than me... I noticed 8 candidates in my row that didn't write anything, but scored higher than me. They just login and remained like that till exam finishes. I wonder how they scored higher than me. Or were they using Juju? Because after the exam, I saw those Jamb Staffs coming to whisper into their ears.... EMAL is too much in JAMB, that's why they keep closing down some CBT centers because of EMAL. I didn't score low because I don't know anything, but because I think the problem was from JAMB.... I know my Answers, I was very sure of my Answers.... Let Jamb be scrap.... Let universities handle their admission processes.[/quote][/s]if you like, wail from now till eternity, you'll still have to deal with the fact that you failed woefully. I wrote jamb this year; my first jamb and all the questions I saw were from he syllabus. I didn't see any 'out-of-syllabus' question and I scored 280 despite the fact that I never got to finish the exam as my system went off. So, you have to accept the fact that you failed Mr Doctor. You failed; accept it!
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy: BIA Has Been In My DM Since 2018 by The5DME(m): 8:37pm On Jul 10, 2021
God punish you Bia.
EducationRe: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by The5DME(m): 2:28pm On Jul 10, 2021
Kindness01:
Is there any hope for those that are yet to see their results till now?
Keep checking.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Men Have Failed Their Women by The5DME(m): 9:05am On Jul 10, 2021
This one pass me. Make I listen to elders.
ProgrammingRe: Gurus In The House: Macbook Or Windows, Which Is Best For Programming ? by The5DME(m): 11:32pm On Jul 09, 2021
[[s]quote author=Deicide post=103547299]Microwave[/quote][/s]you're just a senseless cretin.
EducationRe: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by The5DME(m): 11:28pm On Jul 09, 2021
5991ayo:
Goodpm everyone, pls i wnt to knw if jamb av open their portal for people 2 upload their resuit n order document
I don't think so.
FoodRe: I Got You Covered With This Plate Of Happiness. Delicious Egusi Soup. by The5DME(m): 7:24pm On Jul 09, 2021
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EducationRe: Akwa Ibom Bans Pupils Older Than 12 Years From Admission Into Secondary Schools by The5DME(m): 3:21pm On Jul 09, 2021
Clueless leader.
FashionRe: Guys/ladies : How Much Are You Charged For Your Hairdo? by The5DME(m): 1:53pm On Jul 09, 2021
bahdpersona:
what location
Lagos angry
ProgrammingRe: Am Too Old To Learn Programming ! by The5DME(m): 1:52pm On Jul 09, 2021
Karleb:
I know a fellow who does c# for web development. The guy is seriously stranded. No job.

Stack can indeed make or mar anyone.
Nawa oh.
FashionRe: Guys/ladies : How Much Are You Charged For Your Hairdo? by The5DME(m): 1:51pm On Jul 09, 2021
it cost me 400 to barb my hair per month.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Employers Should Interview Applicants Online by The5DME(m): 1:34pm On Jul 09, 2021
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EducationRe: Some Major Events That Changed The World by The5DME(m): 1:22pm On Jul 09, 2021
Zimri:
Thanks... It's actually a long thread but it got removed by bots then later restored by the mod. One of the reasons I hardly post these days.
i'll spank that bot one day. cheesy
PoliticsRe: What I Witnessed Today In Lagos by The5DME(m): 12:23pm On Jul 09, 2021
Lagos and wahala be like 5&6.
EducationRe: Some Major Events That Changed The World by The5DME(m): 11:14am On Jul 09, 2021
Nice
CareerRe: Which Is Best, Architecture Or Civil Engineering by The5DME(m): 10:45am On Jul 09, 2021
Oggolden001:
i can cope with these topics if i study hard.
Yeah you can if you put in effort.
CareerRe: Which Is Best, Architecture Or Civil Engineering by The5DME(m): 9:39am On Jul 09, 2021
Cashio:
whoever gave u that notion is a bastard
no be fight na comrade.
PhonesRe: What Is The Most Used Application On Your Phone? by The5DME(m): 9:30am On Jul 09, 2021
WhatsApp
Chrome beta
Opera mini
YouTube vanced
CareerRe: Which Is Best, Architecture Or Civil Engineering by The5DME(m): 9:01am On Jul 09, 2021
Oggolden001:
The prob here is that, people keep telling that civil is maths nd am nt that good in maths. All i need now is a brief of how civil maths looks like so i can knw my ground
Here's the list of Math courses you'll take:
Calculus
Differential equation
Linear algebra
Partial differential equation
Fourier transform
Just basically engineering mathematics sha.
So if you're not good at Mathematics, you'll have some problem during your program.
CareerRe: What Money-Making Skill Do You Have Or Wish To Learn? by The5DME(m): 11:55pm On Jul 08, 2021
Drella:
No problem.

Cos I no know how lappy wey dey come go take disappear into thin air.

Na you sabi jawe.
k
CareerRe: What Money-Making Skill Do You Have Or Wish To Learn? by The5DME(m): 9:14pm On Jul 08, 2021
Drella:
So why complaining of lack of funds for a laptop?
You would not understand.
CareerRe: What Money-Making Skill Do You Have Or Wish To Learn? by The5DME(m): 4:53pm On Jul 08, 2021
Drella:
I thought you said your laptop was on the way and tenzasangetsu said he will share his resources with you when it arrives.
Yes it is.
RomanceRe: I Just Asked My Crush Out And She Obliged Me, What Do I Do Next? by The5DME(m): 3:24pm On Jul 08, 2021
Geenosko:
You and Buhari have one thing in common.
You want power, when you get it you have no clue what to do with it.
grin savage.
FamilyRe: Bad Child..help by The5DME(m): 1:24pm On Jul 08, 2021
Karleb:
If you are staying idle with your parent for so long especially after graduation, you are in trouble. Unless you parents are angels themselves or you are the only child, they will give you problems.

You went to Ghana and brought 3rd class home. First sin. You impregnated a divorce. Second sin. You steal your Dad's money. 3rd sin. grin

My advice is, you leave that house if you have a place you can manage and come home like once or twice a week.

Absence creates a form of power.
and limits "see-finish".
RomanceRe: I Just Asked My Crush Out And She Obliged Me, What Do I Do Next? by The5DME(m): 12:16pm On Jul 08, 2021
See wetin human being dey worry about in this 21st century.
RomanceRe: I Just Asked My Crush Out And She Obliged Me, What Do I Do Next? by The5DME(m): 12:06pm On Jul 08, 2021
Kokaine:
Apart from relationship with this girl, do you have a dream? Do you have something you are passionate about and desperately wish to achieve before death meets you? Are you satisfied with just living? Eating, going to toilet, and maybe having sex in the future? Are there things you also want to be or do in this life? Like employ people, create jobs, have an NGO that supports albinos, or sponsor a research that can change a life? Is there an invention you are working on? Are you a gym cat? Building your muscles and intellect? Do you want to learn programming and teach it for free to kids who are less privileged and have challenging backgrounds in life. What about your love for God and paradise. Do you want to live a life that is approved by God and be saved from hellfire?

You see all these questions I asked you? If you are living your life taking steps to achievement of any of these things, your mind will be filled up, your self esteem will be high at its peak, you will see everyone that cones your way as a possible tool to achieving this dream. So meeting with this woman of yours, will take its natural course. It wouldn't need any one on nairaland to tell you what to do next, your dreams, your starved ambition, your inner energies, will lead you. And you will not see yourself any less in esteem than her. She is not doing you a favour by accepting your proposal, its only an opportunity to see how and where she meets you on your way to the top.

If you meet her and she has no dreams, or will be a harbinger to your own ambition or standards, you may have to help her to the way up, or break up with her to find your own kind. So don't be too excited. You are also a big catch.

With this mindset or personality, you can date Obamas daughter and still live by your standards. You can tell otedolas daughter that you don't take alcohol or you won't attend a particular party, the relationship should favour your dreams. If not, it should not exist. So you can turn down a proposal from the most beautiful girl in the block. You matter too. In fact, you matter most! You are the catch!
I like this.
FamilyRe: Help: My Wife Wants To Know Everything by The5DME(m): 10:16am On Jul 08, 2021
Nairaland and fictional stories like 5&6.

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