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RomanceRe: Nepa Bill Experience(face Me, I Face U Compound) by The5DME(m): 3:59pm On Jul 03, 2021
Truvelisback:
Nepa Bill Palava. This Question Goes To Those Who Are Living In A Face Me I Face Compound Or Av Lived In A Face Me I Face U Compound B4. How Will U Feel After Paying 4 Nepa Bill And A Co-tenant Used D Money 4 Himself? What Will Be Ur Reaction?
wahala
EducationRe: University Of Uyo Cult War: Security Man Injured (Graphic Photos) by The5DME(m): 2:52pm On Jul 03, 2021
Uniswap:
cool
Make dem go see their mates
Who I smoke, Bibby
Who I smoke, teki
Who I smoke, Lil nine
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by The5DME(m): 8:35am On Jul 03, 2021
NewDawn2O21:
How did you know?
And which department is he?
Where does he stay in school?
you dey find who you wan kill abi?
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by The5DME(m): 8:34am On Jul 03, 2021
Nitong:
Monday gift is already in University of Benin. 300level or 200 level
I just wrote jamb this year.
TV/MoviesRe: Zeeworld(twist Of Fate) Is Making Me Go Crazyyyyyyy! by The5DME(m): 7:53pm On Jul 02, 2021
mansakhalifa:
Really?

But I hear 'Latin love' is a thing...
Lol. Na lie oh.
TV/MoviesRe: Zeeworld(twist Of Fate) Is Making Me Go Crazyyyyyyy! by The5DME(m): 6:30pm On Jul 02, 2021
mansakhalifa:
Or... maybe it happens in Mexico...

Who knows?
Nah; don't think so.
TV/MoviesRe: Zeeworld(twist Of Fate) Is Making Me Go Crazyyyyyyy! by The5DME(m): 6:24pm On Jul 02, 2021
mansakhalifa:
And those things are largely impossible in real life.
I swear. Just fictional love.
TV/MoviesRe: Zeeworld(twist Of Fate) Is Making Me Go Crazyyyyyyy! by The5DME(m): 5:58pm On Jul 02, 2021
mansakhalifa:
The problem with those Mexican flicks is that they are always about romance... romance... romance... and nothing more.

That is all they ever do.
grin grin Yeah, that's true though. With their fictional romance stories.
TV/MoviesRe: Zeeworld(twist Of Fate) Is Making Me Go Crazyyyyyyy! by The5DME(m): 5:47pm On Jul 02, 2021
mansakhalifa:
Those Zeecrap shows are so damn annoying... angry

[s]Same goes for those Mexican Telenove-whatevers.
[/s]

I prefer the latter to the former.
BusinessRe: See What I Found In My Kolo In Just A Month (pictures ) by The5DME(m): 2:44pm On Jul 02, 2021
evansjeff:
Okay Thanks man. I can open this special account at any bank right?
Yes you can.
BusinessRe: See What I Found In My Kolo In Just A Month (pictures ) by The5DME(m): 1:02pm On Jul 02, 2021
hstar:
Thanks for this

I will just but it and start keeping in my kolo

Please, how much is 100 dollars?
Just check google for the exchange rate today. Because that shit fluctuates like hell
EducationRe: Nairalander Just Signed Out From School In Style by The5DME(m): 12:42pm On Jul 02, 2021
Congratulations op.
RomanceRe: A Nairalander Weds His Pretty South Korean Bride In Owerri (photos) by The5DME(m): 12:36pm On Jul 02, 2021
Nawa.
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by The5DME(m): 11:00am On Jul 02, 2021
freshkpomo:
Another person was killed yesterday in Benin close to Uniben too. I wonder how people still decide to become cultists with all these deaths around, the problem is the society. No matter how we preach here on nairaland, we will only save a few. You need to see how secondary school students argue about school with the highest number of cultists, it's a bragging right to them. I have this neighbor with a son who always comes home early with his guys before closing hours, these kids talk shit, listen to shitty music like" we nor dey hear word oh, we are wayward". I just feel like calling them out, sitting their ass down and telling them stories. But my problem is, their parents see these things and even kinda aid it by giving their friends soft landing, the mom is worst, their little boy is tolling same path and she is ready to make trouble with those who chastise him.


These secondary school gangsters graduate to become University gangsters and street cultists (for those that couldn't further). Parents have a lot to do. No matter how secretive your son is ,he must drop an hint at anytime before becoming a member.

One of my guy once advised a kid and even told him what he did as a member in Auchi poly, just to make the kid hate cultism. This kid later go hatch and na him them use take set my guy up, he draw the map and the map click well well. Another bros that used to be an axe man, told us stories then as teens how he did some funny stuffs in PH, the stuffs were scary, as In real torture of rival but guess what? Almost everyone present there numbering about 50 boys now belong to one cult group or the other. The bros became a drunk later wasting his life on atara and some of the teen boys he advised became butchers while some became Eiye men who the bro now run away from.



I told the above story because,no matter how you advice some kids as a stranger they won't heed,they might start seeing you as their enemy, so families are best for such approach and yet same family is just too busy trying to survive and make more money to have a GoodLife and they neglect so many things.
and na Uniben I wan go school oh. It is well sha.
BusinessRe: See What I Found In My Kolo In Just A Month (pictures ) by The5DME(m): 10:56am On Jul 02, 2021
evansjeff:
How can one save in dollars in Nigeria
You buy dollars from a bureau de change and keep it in your account ( not your savings account oh. A special account).
BusinessRe: See What I Found In My Kolo In Just A Month (pictures ) by The5DME(m): 12:59am On Jul 02, 2021
iLegendd:
I went out with a female friend yesterday to see my carpenter and we saw 4 of those boxes at his shop. "Oh, I love this," she said. "Buy for me."

"How much, Oga?" I asked and he said it's 500 Naira each. We picked two for 1k.

Before we got home, I had stuffed mine with money (we went to the bank) — only 1k and 500 note are allowed.

I have never done this before, but decided to do it fun. I'll give my mom the box on the 30th of June, 2022.

My main money is always in Dollar or Pounds to avoid devaluation. I don't trust Naira, but lemme just do it for fun and have a story to tell.
Who ask you bros?
PhonesRe: What's The Best Android Phone I Can Get With Budget Of 50k Or Below? by The5DME(m): 6:44pm On Jul 01, 2021
No matter what happens op; please do not ever buy a transsion phone. rather than buy a transsion phone; get a used samsung phone please.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Lucrative Is Decagon Software Engineering Training Program? by The5DME(m): 6:44pm On Jul 01, 2021
cc karleb, qtguru tensanzangetsu20
Nairaland GeneralRe: Let's kill men by The5DME(m): 6:40pm On Jul 01, 2021
WTF is this for heaven's sake?
CrimeRe: The Nigerian Police Is Not Your Friend by The5DME(m): 6:34pm On Jul 01, 2021
The level of decay in the Nigerian police force is gargantuan.
EducationRe: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by The5DME(m): 11:48am On Jul 01, 2021
AustinWRLD:
I scored 250 in my JAMB and I want to study Mass Communication.
Between DELSU and UNIBEN which university admission process is very easy
maybe Uniben sha because I've heard people complaining of Delsu.
EducationRe: Jamb 2021 Result Thread by The5DME(m): 1:43pm On Jun 30, 2021
I got 280
Christianity EtcRe: ⚫⚫ Trinity... Bible Proves That Jesus Is God by The5DME(m): 12:30pm On Jun 30, 2021
sonmvayina:
Why is it so hard to understand that the messiah is not a god? He is fully human as Moses was…. Yes Moses communicated with god but he was human. The mom must be Jewish (Sarah and not agar ) father must be from the tribe of Judah. The father can not be god or a ghost/spirit.
HERE IS WHAT TORAH SAYS ABOUT THE MESSIAH TO PROF HE IS HUMAN.
the Messiah will die and his son will reign in his place, and [likewise] his grandson. And THE PROPHET HAS ALREADY ELUCIDATED HIS DEATH!!!!
He will not tire and will not be crushed until he puts justice in the world"(Isaiah 42:5). Jesus died he has a beginning he had an end and he did not accomplish justice in the world. The verse says until he gets this done he won’t die! But he will eventually die after accomplishing this!!! Whether it be 100 years later or a thousand! He is going to die! Did the nations really miss this? How can Jews believe in a god or son of god that is half god half human and never dies? The NT contradicts everything messiah in it! Wake up… god is not a liar and there are plenty of verses for messiah and how it may play out…. For example messiah Ben Yosef might come first and die and than messiah Ben David takes over… but they both work together in the same generation!!! So who is Jesus now? Ben Yosef or Ben David?? What if we merit it? Than messiah Ben Yosef won’t come!! It all depends on our actions! But one thing for sure �percent!!! No if or a maybe… messiah one day will die as we all do. There is no living on earth forever and ever otherwise we might as well become the 1 true god. God forbid! Yes there are lots of passages how messiah will come but no it’s not �percent how he will arrive. Yes there is a set time when messiah is to arrive and god has a set time for him but we can merit it earlier do to our actions. His kingdom will endure forever but he will die.
Bro please, punctuate and use paragraphs. I couldn't read what you wrote.
EducationRe: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by The5DME(m): 1:36pm On Jun 29, 2021
ShadowCracker:
Computer science cool.
Nice
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by The5DME(m): 1:15pm On Jun 29, 2021
[[s]quote author=SatanicBoss post=103193231]and some people are actually telling him bye. etc,
i was so disappointed reading the comments. its like someone writing a suicide note and u saying bye etc etc[/quote][/s]
EducationRe: Courses That Should Be Avoided By Nigerians From Poor Families. by The5DME(m): 1:14pm On Jun 29, 2021
tensazangetsu20:
In Nigeria, computer science cause its 4 years. Computer engineering is 5 years.
Thanks.
EducationRe: Courses That Should Be Avoided By Nigerians From Poor Families. by The5DME(m): 1:08pm On Jun 29, 2021
tensazangetsu20:
A lot of Nigerian students especially those from high school still hold some archaic mentality that some courses are a sure way out of poverty. The situation of Nigeria and the future should make people dead that mentality o. If you arent from a rich family or well connected you should avoid studying some courses in Nigeria.

The following should be avoided except you are rich or well connected.

Medicine: This used to be a very sure way out of poverty. Just like 14 years back, even NYSC doctors were getting six figures. It was so good that even after NYSC and Housemanship, some doctors had bought nice cars or even built houses. The situation is totally different today. To get housemanship as a doctor na die and even when you get it you will be paid peanuts. To migrate out of the country as a doctor requires serious money which if you arent from a privileged home might be very difficult to meet. To also further as a doctor in Nigeria is very difficult as a lot of residency programs are based on who you know. Its no more about merit just as it used to be before yet every year thousands of teenagers kill themselves trying to get into medicine when they can get into other programs which are much more lucrative.

All Engineering Courses except Electrical/Computer engineering: Contrary to what a lot of people think, engineering a lot of branches of engineering are not as lucrative as people think they are. I was checking unilag's cut off the other day for my cousins and was shocked to find out that petroleum engineering has the highest cut-off point in the engineering department. That is a program that should be scrapped. Its glory days are over and never going to come back and its so restrictive yet a whole lot of brilliant people think killing themselves to study this is actually a good idea. Electrical and computer engineering are the only courses I can really advise anyone to go for as they are very much relevant in the ICT sector. Embedded systems, computer hardware, robotics alongside a host of others are mostly offshoots of these fields.
Lucrative alternatives to engineering that arent as competitive are computer science, mathematics and physics. Someone intending to study civil engineering or mechanical engineering in Nigeria should go for physics. There's practically no place a mechanical or civil engineer can work in this world that someone with a degree in physics cant work.

Law: I wont say much here but if you love poverty, this is an amazing course to study. If you are from arts class, instead of law go for a degree in English. At least with a TEFL certificate and an English degree you can get good jobs teaching English in asia and latin america.

Another thing that might help is that before you study a course, go on linkedin. Create a profile, go to linkedin jobs and check specifically how many jobs exist for your course in Nigeria, Africa and globally.

Nigeria isnt funny anymore to waste time on nonsense and funny as it is, Nigeria of today is a paradise compared to the Nigeria coming so folks should help themselves.
But which will you advise me to choose from between computer science and engineering?
EducationRe: Courses That Should Be Avoided By Nigerians From Poor Families. by The5DME(m): 1:03pm On Jun 29, 2021
atom080:
yes, some notable school offers it. it's relatively new though. i chose uniben precisely.
bro; how's the course like there? How's the syllabus like?
EducationRe: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by The5DME(m): 6:07pm On Jun 28, 2021
[s]
ShadowCracker:
Ipob youth cheesy.
[/s]i'm from Delta state, not an igbo.
EducationRe: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by The5DME(m): 6:02pm On Jun 28, 2021
[s]
ShadowCracker:
Why yours is fat, bloody omo nna cheesy.
[/s]
EducationRe: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by The5DME(m): 5:56pm On Jun 28, 2021
Futuremom:
Please I score 208 in jamb and I want to study economics in uniben what's my chance of gaining admission ?
Your chances are slim.

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