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Christianity EtcRe: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by TheAk(m): 10:39pm On Mar 15, 2020
How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days
Honestly the title was what got me,like wt actual f?

HealthRe: Julian Peter Has MRKH Syndrome, Born Without A Vagina' by TheAk(m): 10:20pm On Mar 15, 2020
Offpoint:
I don't have anything reasonable to say right now, maybe later.


As a graphic designer, I Dedicate this to lala


To those professors insulting me about cinema and lala spellings, contact me for graphics jobs and see if I'll mispell when money is involve.
Jizz Films? Serious p0rn company vibes there bro. Lol
Poems For ReviewRe: If Tomorrow Never Comes by TheAk(m): 12:00am On Mar 13, 2020
nice work!
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Poems For ReviewKachou Fuugetsu by TheAk(op): 11:57pm On Mar 12, 2020
The flowers,the birds,the wind and the moon,

even today i look up to the sky and seek them,

since when did we fail to notice the starlight of the night sky?

i look up to the mauve heavens.Have i forgotten something?

the wind carries the sound of an incessant song,

like a flower i patiently wait,hoping to hear your voice again,

then i saw a bud in the distance,

oh how it quivered!

but i don't know your name,little bud,

for a thousand years i've waited for you to undo this illusion i call reality.


But if you won't bloom,

take the wind's song as a farewell gift,

a fleeting prayer,

for the birds,

for the winds,

for the moon,

in order to knot the threads that bind us together.



But if you won't sing,

take the wind's song as your perch,

you birds,

this night,

by my side,

your united voices will ride softly,

Upon the wind,

to the eternal spring,

where you reside,

Where ever it may be.
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Working Out With His Son (video) by TheAk(m): 9:22am On Mar 12, 2020
Hope this one has more aqua-motility than the last one oh!
CelebritiesRe: Meet 8yrs Old Boy With Mermaid Long Hair by TheAk(m): 11:15pm On Mar 10, 2020
Ay04z:
will u. grin kip kwayet.
Lol
RomanceRe: Popular Nigeria Adult Movie Stars KINGBLACKTHOV & MAAMI Shraes Sexy Bedroom Pics by TheAk(m): 11:13pm On Mar 10, 2020
rabazamba:
old pictures bro she's being bleeped by different dicks now, an acclaimed naija IndecentStar grin
Oshey master of the craft grin you even noticed that the picture was old
PhonesRe: Man Electrocuted While Charging His Phone In Port Harcourt (photos) by TheAk(m): 11:00pm On Mar 10, 2020
DanseMacabre:
Omo...heartbreaking. Something must sha kill a man.

But wait o, na the electric shock loosen him belt and trouserhuh

Wetin Sanusi no go see for Kanohuh
Lol,first thing i noticed! Maybe he was grooving to jo soapy and fell asleep out of ectasy...
TV/MoviesRe: (Anime) Who's your favorite bleach charcter and what's their Zanpakuto? by TheAk(op): 10:53pm On Mar 10, 2020
Cc @urahara
TV/Movies(Anime) Who's your favorite bleach charcter and what's their Zanpakuto? by TheAk(op):
I actually have two favorite chatacters so i'll list them both

Character- Kuchiki Byakuya

Post- Captain of squad 6

Shikai- Chire, Senbonzakura (Scatter,senbonzakura)

Bankai- Senbonzakura kageyoshi (Vibrant display of a thousand cherry blossoms)

SECOND CHARACTER

Character- Shaolin Fèng A.K.A Soi-Fon

Post- Captain of squad 2 and Captain Commander of the omitsukido

Shikai- Jinteki shakusetsu,suzumebachi (sting all enemies to death,suzumebachi)

Bankai- Jakuho Raikoben (Hornets tail thunder whip)


Ok guys,those are my favorites,post yours!

CrimeRe: Three Die In Aiye, Eiye Cults Clash In Ikorodu, Lagos (Graphic Photos) by TheAk(m): 12:23am On Feb 27, 2020
The first one tho..looks so malnourished,so hungry people have the strength to be cultists?
Christianity EtcRe: Man Caught Drinking Holy Communion Wine After Stealing It From Church In Lagos by TheAk(m): 3:05pm On Jan 11, 2020
Lol,trying to get boozed up on the blood of Christ. That's new cheesy cheesy
CrimeRe: Zimbabwean Prostitute Brings Juju Python To Court (Photo) by TheAk(m): 9:17am On Dec 11, 2019
quick question,does she keep it in her room with her when she has sex huh
Poems For ReviewDesperate Lover(completed) by TheAk(op):
How I wish to be held so tender,
To be bashed by an emotional horde,
with emotions passions holding me prisoner, while the electric feeling dangles like a cord.
But at heart I'm still weak,
And tormented by sensual matters,
So battered I can barely speak,
Of little good will be the plasters.
A good plan must be put in motion lest my throbbing heart will give,
The stench of a ridiculous notion,will show my troubled heart still lives.[
I know the pains of life everyone faces,
But in all these hardship I certainly shan't lose my head,
Intertwined love and pain make up my laces,
Of those commodities I am well fed.
I pray my heart to thee do not forsake,
My heart, my soul are all yours for the take,
As I sit here alone this day before the lake,
"despise me not "I say"for my sake".

Pray do tell, know you not why I cry?
'tis this forbidden Passion of ours which has thrust me far from your bossoms,
If this continues I fear I might die,
Without having to once more sniff the scent of your thousand blossoms.
Those eyes that Peirce the soul,
The mind and the heart,
Now has me under it's sole,
Trapped in the sunshine is love,helpless and blind as a bat.
I see you my fair maiden,
With lips like the red red rose,
And eternally I am laden,
By your mysteries stacked in infinite rows.

My blue moon,my ray of hope,
My love for you is surely no news!
From Stygian you draw me like a rope,
My clue, my Lilly,certainly you are my muse.
By faith it's me your humble admirer,
Who greatly adored you from a distance,
I'm stuck in my love for you like quagmire,
This thing called destiny it's certainly no mis-chance.

The force that's as old as time,
Above your beauty do I hover,
Despite my empty lines poor with rhyme,
i am as i was a, desperate lover.
CrimeRe: Photo Of Aficionado Killed At UNIBEN Final Year Students Jean Party (Graphic) by TheAk(m): 9:59am On Nov 02, 2019
Powersurge:
from 2011 upward, if anyone tell you that he was coersed to join a cult I UNIBEN, it's a bloody lie.
Can you say with absolute certainty that people are nolonger forced to join against their will? Heck even if thats true for uniben can you say the same for other schools?
CrimeRe: Photo Of Aficionado Killed At UNIBEN Final Year Students Jean Party (Graphic) by TheAk(m): 10:59pm On Nov 01, 2019
people are blaming the dude for being a cultist but did you ever stop to consider the possibility that maybe,just maybe he joined against his will?that he was ladden with threats and forced to join?everyone in nigeria knows that coersion is the number 1(i think so) system cultists use to recruit new members.what would you have done if you were in his shoes?i know what it feels to be afraid that cultists might come after you one day and you won't know what to do or say when the day comes.
CrimeRe: Photo Of Aficionado Killed At UNIBEN Final Year Students Jean Party (Graphic) by TheAk(m): 10:42pm On Nov 01, 2019
EmptyCoconutHead:
it's obvious the dead guy is a cultist too (Vikings) and he's even showing it off through the colour of his wears.
Vikings are a minority in BENIN as NBM still wields supremacy over them.
same thing happened last year at the same spot at the same carnival.
Rest in pieces son of a bitch
you don't happen to have any connection to "NBM" do you?
EducationRe: UNIBEN Computer Science Students Zombified In Their Final Year Costume (Photos) by TheAk(m): 10:08am On Oct 31, 2019
that last one come look like pennywise.....
CelebritiesRe: Worried Fans Tell Kingtblakhoc To Add Weight (Photos) by TheAk(m): 10:47pm On Oct 24, 2019
nigerian porn stars are a thing huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please Report Porn Images, Spam And Scam Posts by TheAk(m): 10:04pm On Oct 24, 2019
all you "check my signature" people,here i come!!

EducationRe: Six Parts Of Your Body You Probably Don't Know Their Names by TheAk(m): 9:43pm On Oct 24, 2019
nappy760:
What is the space between the vagina and the anus called?
huh
it's called a vagirectum,bet you didn't know that huh?
RomanceRe: Which Of These Categories Of Guys Is Most Attractive To Ladies??? by TheAk(m): 9:09am On Oct 23, 2019
who noticed how the last guy's face looks like a malnourised hexagon?
Christianity EtcRe: How The Jehovah’s Witnesses Are Better Christians Than The Rest Of Us by TheAk(m): 2:55am On Oct 22, 2019
Janosky:
You're posting POO.
Clap for yourself.
How many times you done climb your church pulpit and challenge your pastorpreneurs false teachings after he has separated you from your hard earned money in the name of membership dues & other gbogbotigbo?
How much apostle Paul and Peter pay for membership dues?

Your pastors "this is your year" mantra , failed prophecies and ritualistic singsong, you no dey see am?
How many times have you raise objections in your church?
JWs are going forward....
Keep deluding yourself.
you used a stereotype to fight against another stereotype,thats new.....
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Gets Physical With A Man That Bashed His New Range Rover by TheAk(m): 2:37am On Oct 22, 2019
and someone just happened to have camera WHILE BEING AT AN ELEVATED VANTAGE POINT.doesn't seem like a publicity stunt at all.....
HealthRe: Sad And Depressed!! I Am In My 20s And Impotent by TheAk(m): 2:22am On Oct 22, 2019
I also think your problem isn't purely psychological,check your bp and blood sugar.
There's a possibility your veins are just clogged as a side effect of something else,you don't know for sure a vein is ruptured.Stress,anxiety and anger releases a hormone called cortisol which rips the veins but the good news is that veins heal(or reform)and cortisol usually affects only the veins in the neck and around the heart.
We also cannot ignore the possibility that your on a drug that also has this as a side effect.if your on any medication(especially pain killers)it'll be helpful if you let me know.
But las las guy you just need a good doctor to quell your fears,some therapy and some minor lifestyle adjustments here and there and you'd be fine.i know a good hospital here in abj,if you're close we could check it out.
HealthRe: Sad And Depressed!! I Am In My 20s And Impotent by TheAk(m): 1:59am On Oct 22, 2019
dude i feel for you mehn!but taking into consideration what you've just said i think your safest bet is a sperm bank,store as much as your resources would allow you to before you totally loose the ability to get an erection.i really want you to get better though but as i like to say;hope for the best and prepare for the worst.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Driver Kicks Lady Out Of His Car For Telling Him “Your Head Is Not There.” by TheAk(m): 4:03pm On Oct 21, 2019
rentAcock:
Silly child. Just because he's a taxi driver, that doesn't give her any right to insult him. Kids these days have no respect or morals.
unrelated question,what if you rent out one of your roosters and they use it to do the chicken equivalent of asun?
plus who on earth would rent a cock?what would they do with a rental chicken?
i humbly await your answer.....
RomanceRe: How Can A Broke Guy Quench His Sex Desires? by TheAk(m): 10:53am On Oct 21, 2019
sit on your dominant hand for about 10 minutes,soap causes abrations real quick so i suggest extra virgin olive oil,if that isn't available i suggest you warm up normal veggie oil so its not cold but it won't fry your preeq.
now you have a numb hand and warm oil.but be warned though,the numbness only lasts for five minutes on an average and sensation gradually returns so it's a race against time,be safe!
RomanceRe: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by TheAk(m): 12:53am On Oct 19, 2019
BandAid:
Pic or adonbiliv it�
lol,my seat is behind you!

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