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How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days Honestly the title was what got me,like wt actual f?
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Offpoint:Jizz Films? Serious p0rn company vibes there bro. Lol |
nice work! |
The flowers,the birds,the wind and the moon, even today i look up to the sky and seek them, since when did we fail to notice the starlight of the night sky? i look up to the mauve heavens.Have i forgotten something? the wind carries the sound of an incessant song, like a flower i patiently wait,hoping to hear your voice again, then i saw a bud in the distance, oh how it quivered! but i don't know your name,little bud, for a thousand years i've waited for you to undo this illusion i call reality. But if you won't bloom, take the wind's song as a farewell gift, a fleeting prayer, for the birds, for the winds, for the moon, in order to knot the threads that bind us together. But if you won't sing, take the wind's song as your perch, you birds, this night, by my side, your united voices will ride softly, Upon the wind, to the eternal spring, where you reside, Where ever it may be. |
Hope this one has more aqua-motility than the last one oh! |
Ay04z:Lol |
rabazamba:Oshey master of the craft you even noticed that the picture was old |
DanseMacabre:Lol,first thing i noticed! Maybe he was grooving to jo soapy and fell asleep out of ectasy... |
Cc @urahara |
I actually have two favorite chatacters so i'll list them both Character- Kuchiki Byakuya Post- Captain of squad 6 Shikai- Chire, Senbonzakura (Scatter,senbonzakura) Bankai- Senbonzakura kageyoshi (Vibrant display of a thousand cherry blossoms) SECOND CHARACTER Character- Shaolin Fèng A.K.A Soi-Fon Post- Captain of squad 2 and Captain Commander of the omitsukido Shikai- Jinteki shakusetsu,suzumebachi (sting all enemies to death,suzumebachi) Bankai- Jakuho Raikoben (Hornets tail thunder whip) Ok guys,those are my favorites,post yours!
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The first one tho..looks so malnourished,so hungry people have the strength to be cultists? |
Lol,trying to get boozed up on the blood of Christ. That's new ![]() |
quick question,does she keep it in her room with her when she has sex ![]() |
How I wish to be held so tender, To be bashed by an emotional horde, with emotions passions holding me prisoner, while the electric feeling dangles like a cord. But at heart I'm still weak, And tormented by sensual matters, So battered I can barely speak, Of little good will be the plasters. A good plan must be put in motion lest my throbbing heart will give, The stench of a ridiculous notion,will show my troubled heart still lives.[ I know the pains of life everyone faces, But in all these hardship I certainly shan't lose my head, Intertwined love and pain make up my laces, Of those commodities I am well fed. I pray my heart to thee do not forsake, My heart, my soul are all yours for the take, As I sit here alone this day before the lake, "despise me not "I say"for my sake". Pray do tell, know you not why I cry? 'tis this forbidden Passion of ours which has thrust me far from your bossoms, If this continues I fear I might die, Without having to once more sniff the scent of your thousand blossoms. Those eyes that Peirce the soul, The mind and the heart, Now has me under it's sole, Trapped in the sunshine is love,helpless and blind as a bat. I see you my fair maiden, With lips like the red red rose, And eternally I am laden, By your mysteries stacked in infinite rows. My blue moon,my ray of hope, My love for you is surely no news! From Stygian you draw me like a rope, My clue, my Lilly,certainly you are my muse. By faith it's me your humble admirer, Who greatly adored you from a distance, I'm stuck in my love for you like quagmire, This thing called destiny it's certainly no mis-chance. The force that's as old as time, Above your beauty do I hover, Despite my empty lines poor with rhyme, i am as i was a, desperate lover. |
Powersurge:Can you say with absolute certainty that people are nolonger forced to join against their will? Heck even if thats true for uniben can you say the same for other schools? |
people are blaming the dude for being a cultist but did you ever stop to consider the possibility that maybe,just maybe he joined against his will?that he was ladden with threats and forced to join?everyone in nigeria knows that coersion is the number 1(i think so) system cultists use to recruit new members.what would you have done if you were in his shoes?i know what it feels to be afraid that cultists might come after you one day and you won't know what to do or say when the day comes. |
EmptyCoconutHead:you don't happen to have any connection to "NBM" do you? |
that last one come look like pennywise..... |
nigerian porn stars are a thing ![]() |
all you "check my signature" people,here i come!!
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nappy760:it's called a vagirectum,bet you didn't know that huh? |
who noticed how the last guy's face looks like a malnourised hexagon? |
Janosky:you used a stereotype to fight against another stereotype,thats new..... |
and someone just happened to have camera WHILE BEING AT AN ELEVATED VANTAGE POINT.doesn't seem like a publicity stunt at all..... |
I also think your problem isn't purely psychological,check your bp and blood sugar. There's a possibility your veins are just clogged as a side effect of something else,you don't know for sure a vein is ruptured.Stress,anxiety and anger releases a hormone called cortisol which rips the veins but the good news is that veins heal(or reform)and cortisol usually affects only the veins in the neck and around the heart. We also cannot ignore the possibility that your on a drug that also has this as a side effect.if your on any medication(especially pain killers)it'll be helpful if you let me know. But las las guy you just need a good doctor to quell your fears,some therapy and some minor lifestyle adjustments here and there and you'd be fine.i know a good hospital here in abj,if you're close we could check it out. |
dude i feel for you mehn!but taking into consideration what you've just said i think your safest bet is a sperm bank,store as much as your resources would allow you to before you totally loose the ability to get an erection.i really want you to get better though but as i like to say;hope for the best and prepare for the worst. |
rentAcock:unrelated question,what if you rent out one of your roosters and they use it to do the chicken equivalent of asun? plus who on earth would rent a cock?what would they do with a rental chicken? i humbly await your answer..... |
sit on your dominant hand for about 10 minutes,soap causes abrations real quick so i suggest extra virgin olive oil,if that isn't available i suggest you warm up normal veggie oil so its not cold but it won't fry your preeq. now you have a numb hand and warm oil.but be warned though,the numbness only lasts for five minutes on an average and sensation gradually returns so it's a race against time,be safe! |
BandAid:lol,my seat is behind you! |
kip kwayet.