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HealthRe: HIV Positive Ene Was The Lady At Ajah - Solomon Buchi by TheAk(m): 12:42am On Oct 19, 2019
how exactly does he know her status?
PoliticsRe: BUhari Promises To Open Calabar To Rest Of The Country by TheAk(m): 12:33am On Oct 19, 2019
Greatzeus:
Seun
Lalasticlala
This guy has been posting this househelp Job for days now,on so many threads. Is this how hard it is to get just an help in Lagos? I think he has ulterior motives,he could be a ritualist,yahoo or trafficker.
Also he breaks rule no 6 by spamming thread with fake adverts,kindly take note and do the needful,thanks and God bless
Haba nau!he might be legitly looking for a househelp while trying avoiding all those yaba left escape karashikas.besides there's no proof its fake.....
Literature/Writing AdsRe: I Need A Creative Writer Urgently by TheAk(m): 12:07am On Oct 19, 2019
FoxyFlow:
Hello, I need a creative writer for an urgent job. Delivery is tomorrow by 12pm. Please contact this number if you are available. I pay 1.5 per word and if job turns out great, I give good tips.

Please contact me on WhatsApp only: 07017330864
i don't do whatsapp,is there anyother way?
EducationRe: 'Money Heist': UNIBEN Accounting Final Year Students In Spanish Series Costume by TheAk(m): 9:06am On Oct 17, 2019
really?so cosplay isn't so hopeless in nigeria afterall... *searches for kuchiki byakuya costumes online*
Poems For ReviewRe: Untitled by TheAk(op): 2:25pm On Oct 15, 2019
but someday soon when i'm gone never think that i neglect you,
for the pain that i sealed away in your heart protecs you.
Poems For ReviewUntitled by TheAk(op):
I'm going ahead with this lies.
I don't mind if you don't remember,
the feelings we used to share,
for i've sealed away my heart into the darkness,
it's just fine if you end up hurting me,
'cus i don't feel pain no more,
i just drag my feet behind me to what's held in store.
I'd been led astray,
with no hope to be found,
my heart withered away,
and i feel to the ground,
like when you undo a button from its hole,
my bitter torment drew my body from my soul,
so i'm crying in hopes to feel my empty heart,
then i heard my voice within the blowing wind say;
"please let me show you the pain,
my scars have made me obtain,
before the weight of the world comes crashing down on me.
Do you remember the time,
our tears fell down from the sky?
i've been leading you to the sign i left for you,
if you follow the pain,
that through me you have obtained,
there's nothing in this world that'll be able to hurt you,
PoliticsRe: Where Did All The Oil Money Go To ? by TheAk(m): 9:47am On Oct 08, 2019
urahara:
Grandstar during the oil boom of the 70s , we had ghanians coming to Nigeria for jobs. They said back then unemployment was very low .

Why didn't something similar happen during the time of Jonathan ?
it actually did during the time of yar'adua and jonathan.i could remember back then in my school in abuja most of my teachers were ghanians.
PoliticsRe: Where Did All The Oil Money Go To ? by TheAk(m): 6:08am On Oct 08, 2019
urahara:
Jesus Christ is lord , so Britain produces so much oil. shocked shocked

And as much as this oil is , it's just 3 percent.

Somebody shoot me.
I know right?! makes me wonder just how much their revenue per annum is.

oh,and.....

EducationRe: Sex For Grade: Dr. Boniface Igbeneghu’s Facebook Page Stormed By Nigerians by TheAk(m): 5:56am On Oct 08, 2019
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EducationRe: Sex For Grade: Dr. Boniface Igbeneghu’s Facebook Page Stormed By Nigerians by TheAk(m): 5:55am On Oct 08, 2019
naijaguy123456:
Wicked British are damaging your educational institution and lazy mumu youth are happy and praising it . When was the last time BBC run a documentary about research breakthrough or academic breakthrough from unilag ? When it’s bad news about African the slavemaster are always quick to report it but when a Nigerian child made 9 As in GCSE/WAEC they should run a documentary about that too .
i can't believe a human being posted this.so they should ignore such wild cases of satutory rape?what if this happens(god forbid) to your sister or daughter will you still maintain this pathetic mindset? smh
EducationRe: Sex For Grade: Dr. Boniface Igbeneghu’s Facebook Page Stormed By Nigerians by TheAk(m): 5:48am On Oct 08, 2019
grin grin biko,lemme go to chook my own insult too!man cannot carry last...
RomanceRe: American Lady Plays Hard-to-get With Nigerian Guy, Learns The Hard Way by TheAk(m): 5:41am On Oct 08, 2019
oshey night crawlers!5:30 something and you're still online commenting *hisses*
FashionRe: Ghanaian Man Snoring While Barbing His Hair In A Salon (Video) by TheAk(m): 5:36am On Oct 08, 2019
why tf is this on front page? huh
SportsRe: Beauty Siasia: "My Kidnappers Prayed A Lot. They Serve God And Juju" by TheAk(m): 10:32pm On Oct 07, 2019
achikolo:
[/s] [s]shatap
I don't grab,are you saying the old woman enjoyed being kidnaped?
CrimeRe: Man Who Raped 13-Year-Old Girl In Niger: I Didn’t Want To Miss The Opportunity by TheAk(m): 9:14am On Oct 07, 2019
Who else thinks this news is fake?that the man's statement is WAY too explaining and just unnatural?
CrimeRe: Lady Dumps Her Baby In A Gutter In Delta (Disturbing Photos) by TheAk(m): 9:04am On Oct 06, 2019
ohem007:
7 month baby with umblical cord and placenta still attached...

Who is fooling who here


7 month how...
I don't understand..

Anyways

When she dey open leg like courtios then she no sabi abi
mhen you took the words out of my mouth oh!seven months with such a fresh placental cord?to crown it some people are now saying its a seven month stillborn smh
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Loves To Urinate On Me by TheAk(m): 2:27pm On Sep 28, 2019
if on one will say the truth then i will ; find yourself a better man,he doesn't love you,he just sees you as an object of gratifictaion. the whole point of sex is pleasure for both parties,he has a right to have freak kinks and so do you but the moment he imposes them on you against your will is when it becomes wrong and the fact that he's threatning to break up with you over something so trivial means he never loved you! so take the highroad and end the relationship, because trust me,he's going to find an even sillier reason to do so and that will be more heart breaking...
RomanceRe: Bridesmaid Place Her Leg On Groom' Back As He Does Press-up Dance On Wedding Day by TheAk(m): 8:34pm On Sep 26, 2019
meobizy:
When that woman gets fat it is guaranteed homeboy will cheat on her with a lot of women. The form in his push-up shows he’s very familiar with busting sets of them. A push-up guy does not randomly quit the habit. Women however get lazy and stop putting effort into looking sexy. Marriage turns something off in females.
huh SERIOUSLY?that isn't just dehumanizing to females it also paints us men in a bad light...
RomanceRe: Cute Pre-Wedding Pictures Of Two Lawyers by TheAk(m): 10:49pm On Sep 25, 2019
LearnITsmash:
Ohh boy this couple wowo die, my eyes dey bleed oooo undecided
I SWEAR!to make matters worse my phone had a speck of dust where the lady's teeth was in the first picture that gave her one bad open teeth! grin grin
FoodRe: Four Days Without Meat, God Blessed Me With Monitor Lizard Meat (Photos) by TheAk(m): 3:03pm On Sep 25, 2019
Quality20:
its not allowed for we muslims to eat lizards,snakes,pigs,monitors,wild carnivores and families
*inserts first line of good form by nikki minaj*
when you say families do you mean human families? is there a specific law in the kor'an binding muslims from eating human families?

Christianity EtcRe: Football: "Game Of Antichrist" By A.F Funmilayo by TheAk(m): 9:37pm On Sep 24, 2019
Now i have what i can use to fight back all those olodo's who take pleasure in yabbing me because i don't like ball grin grin grin

CrimeRe: Lightning Strikes 36 Cows To Death In Ondo (photos) by TheAk(m): 12:48am On Sep 23, 2019
on a totally unrelated note are the cows still edible?
because i don't want to hear that the 8k i paid for chisco to take me from abj to ondo has wasted

RomanceRe: Sisters-In-Law Twerk On A Man As Part Of Marriage Rite To Test His Fidelity by TheAk(m): 10:42am On Sep 21, 2019
EVILFOREST:
OBJECTS of Mere Satisfaction to the Men.
Nothing Else.

U are addressed the Way You Conduct Yourself
sorry but your username took me by suprise! grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Can Someone Be A Witch Without Being Aware? by TheAk(m): 6:16pm On Sep 08, 2019
helinues:
Yes

Some people are naturally gifted without them knowing consciously
do you view the occult as a tool that provides a means to an end (which can be moulded in accordance with the weilder's will) or do you see it as something inherently evil and malignant?
i want to know what you think......
EducationRe: Flogging Boys On The Buttocks And Girls On The Hands In Schools by TheAk(m): 12:09pm On Sep 08, 2019
iswallker:
You didn't have to be abusive.. huh

Or didn't you get home training.. huh
i apologise for my language but in my defense you were being a bit difficult
[s]
I am sure you and the researcher enjoyed reading what @daddymummy wrote up there...
[/s]
actually i didn't.i found it rather explicit and totally irrelevant to the thread's subject.....
EducationRe: Flogging Boys On The Buttocks And Girls On The Hands In Schools by TheAk(m): 6:35pm On Sep 07, 2019
iswallker:
You must be kidding me..
How you were flogged - on your hand VS on your bombom.. Is your own contribution to national development.. tongue

Bros go and get a job nah..
did you see the part where he said he's doing research?either he works for some sort of NGO or he's a normal student preparing a thesis,either way he HAS a job,now either you stop being an impossible(and unnecessary)arsehole and help the dude by sharing your experiences or move on to another thread
PhonesRe: Mark Zuckerberg Launches Facebook Dating by TheAk(m): 11:09pm On Sep 05, 2019
las las when all is said and done,soapy dancers will always continue to hone their skills.........

CelebritiesRe: Xenophobia: 'Buhari Is A Witch' – Charly Boy (Video) by TheAk(m): 10:41pm On Sep 04, 2019
vibre:
On the left side of Buhari's brain, there is nothing right and on the right side of Buhari's brain, there is nothing left
grin itachi vibes.....
Poems For ReviewUntitled by TheAk(op):
there's a candle inside every soul,
some brightly burning and some dark and cold,
there's a spirit who makes it whole,
ignites the candle and makes his hold.
fustrated brother,see how he's too tired to fight,
he's been robbed and lied to and made to take the blame,
how do we expect him to find the light,
when he still holds a candle glum and without flame.
so carry your candle,run into the darkness,
seek out the lonley,tired and worn,
hold it out for all to see its brightness,
hold it out 'cus you've been reborn,
take your candle,go light up your world.
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Foreign AffairsRe: Rwanda, DRC And Malawi Pull Out From WEF Africa Holding In South Africa by TheAk(m): 11:30pm On Sep 03, 2019
imagine what other countries who are not even directly affected are doing yet our cattle fvcker of a president is waiting till october to in and beg....
BusinessRe: South Africa Attacks: DSTV Call Center Now Unavailable. by TheAk(m): 10:59pm On Sep 03, 2019
JonOlive:
Was passing by a Nursery sch in pretoria and overheard nursery 1 pupils reciting:
A is for Africa!
S is for South!
X is for Xylophone!

''Sharaap!!!'' Said the teacher. ''Now repeat after me: X is for Xenophobia!''

Poems For ReviewSuch Is The Way To The Stars by TheAk(op): 10:47pm On Sep 03, 2019
Powerless grey words are nothing but air,THAT i know,
step by step i thread through a doubtless world,
going beyond even the unseen fears,
there is no escape,
from this haunted galaxy,
only infinity!
so i throw my hands above my head,
and push my battered body,onwards,
beyond the cold stormy clouds,upward,
to fufill the vision i had so i can be my self,
as i glide towards my cloudy zenith,
i know someday i'll write the next page in life's book.

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