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PhonesRe: I Can't Move My Apps From Internal Storage To SD Card (external Storage) by TheAk(op): 10:13pm On May 01, 2020
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PhonesI Can't Move My Apps From Internal Storage To SD Card (external Storage) by TheAk(op): 10:11pm On May 01, 2020
I got an Itel s13 as a temporary phone and it's specs (especially the camera) are quite good. It only has one glaring flaw; it's internal space is just 8gb and as consequence it gets full easily.
I use a plethora of apps on my phone so low storage isn't a con I can manage.
Luckily for me I had a 32gb memory card and inserted it with the hopes of moving my apps to the external storage but I got another dead end, the "move to SD card" option was nowhere to be found. I've been tinkering for days but the situation hasn't improved.

Below are screenshots of some of my apps and their interface.

PetsRe: I Caught This In Lagos: Is This A Tortoise Or Turtle? by TheAk(m): 9:30pm On May 01, 2020
pezeji:
As a result of this lockdown, boredom became too much and I went fishing in a nearby water behind my building here in ago, Lagos State.

Fortunately I caught this little, innocent and shy animal.

It's my new pet
It's definitely not a tortoise, they are easily identfiable by their bulky rough shells and stubby feet. Most importantly they're terrestrial i.e they live on land.

The Shell of the animal you found is smooth and streamline; designed for swimming and underwater life. That leaves us with two options;
1) it's a Terrapin
Or
2) it's a turtle.

To narrow it further I'll have to see the full body of the animal.

Although terrapins and turtles look (almost) the same,in my experience there's a difference between the two, in their feet. Simply put turtles have flat flippers for feet while terrapins have (mostly) taloned feet.

Until we can settle the discrepancies by seeing the full body of the animal I believe it's safe to call it a turtle.
EducationRe: Angry Zambian Father Slaps His Son Over Poor Result After Paying $21k As Tuition by TheAk(m): 10:40am On Apr 23, 2020
Hold on a sec..... isn't that secondary school?
If it was my father that spent $21k on your head and you went and only passed music, better prepare to Goan sell your destiny to refund the money,or else!

CrimeRe: Flexing Mike: Nigerian Man Arrested In The UK For Shooting From His Balcony. by TheAk(m): 10:30am On Apr 23, 2020
Boredom is catching the nigga , free him abeg!
FashionRe: Ladies, Why Do You Wear Waist Beads? by TheAk(m): 12:43pm On Mar 30, 2020
Issa magun kinda thing. That way if they get raped they can be like:

PoliticsRe: President Buhari Addresses Nigerians On Coronavirus (Live Updates) by TheAk(m): 11:21pm On Mar 29, 2020
Isn't this retarded mofo supposed to be in the uk dying of corona virus so we can start planning another election?

PoliticsRe: Full-Text Of Coronavirus Address By President Buhari (with Video) by TheAk(m):
saasala:
Seeing him looking healthy broke my heart sad
My condolences. I understand and sympathize with you in your moment of hardship.
All we can do is pray that the edo witches finally get fed up with all his bull or he catches Hanta virus. Which ever comes first.
Once more My condolences
Take heart
HealthRe: Isreal Evacuates 274 Citizens From Nigeria Over Coronavirus by TheAk(m): 10:52pm On Mar 29, 2020
BeLookingIDIOT:
Won't they evacuate their fellow aba jews in South East grin
Aren't they choosen people too
Lol,best thing i've heard all day! A family friend of ours from enugu claims that igbos are descended directly from jews.
He's so deep in it he does the whole jewish thingy totally;practices kaballah and even gives his kids jewish names like benayah,amatsia,simkarinah etc.
When he starts ranting i just look at him like he's cray cray (which to be honest he probably is)

RomanceRe: 23-year-old Boy Caught Sleeping With A Woman Old Enough To Be His Grandmother. by TheAk(m): 6:50pm On Mar 29, 2020
Kiddllc:
So what is his offense nowhuh Na him start to fvck Grannyhuh The only thing i see wrong is fvckin her in the bush. Africans we can't mind our business undecided
I swear oh! Is she their granny? Let them free the boy abeg
PoliticsRe: Imam Of Peace Call For President Buhari Resignation by TheAk(m): 2:42am On Mar 29, 2020
bluefilm:
When you reach home, that is if you have one in the first place, take that catapult and shoot that man you normally greet in the morning.

Then shoot the woman too.

After that, drink two cups of sniper.

You will be okay.

Onye ara. sad
You abomination of a human being. Go back under you ramshackle bridge and live out the remainder of your worthless existence.
Next time make sure you have a brain before you troll.

PoliticsRe: Imam Of Peace Call For President Buhari Resignation by TheAk(m): 10:49am On Mar 28, 2020
bluefilm:
What are you still doing?

Go and make him to resign na.

Hopeless keyboard warriors.

Resign gbukwee gi na family gi niine dia.

Onye ara. angry
Bomboclaat,because having that bigoted chauvnist for a president has made your life anyless pathetic ba?

PoliticsRe: Imam Of Peace Call For President Buhari Resignation by TheAk(m): 10:41am On Mar 28, 2020
FI frigging NALLY i'ts about time!


#ResignBuhai
IslamRe: Muslims Hold Jumaat Prayers In Makurdi In Defiance Of Ban by TheAk(m): 10:34am On Mar 28, 2020
we were not told to wash or sanitize our hands before entering the mosque.
We were also not aware that we were not supposed to hold congregational prayers or gather together in large number.
This is the dumbest peice of trash i've heard all week. Because na you wey believe pass abi? When predominantly muslim countries like saudi and iran have already placed an embargo on religious gatherings these ones want to come and form omni pious.
I hope lady corona dances zanku with each and every one of them so the next time they're told to stay at home they'll catch sense and actually sit their asses at home

IslamRe: My Experience As A Muslim With My Christian friend by TheAk(m): 8:43pm On Mar 27, 2020
AntiChristian:
You see don't let us Muslims fool ourselves! The Christians are only brothers to themselves. Once you are not of them you are against them.
They now see all Muslims as terrorists even if they have live in Lagos for tens of years and hasn't seen any Muslim kill around before.

What will satisfy a Christian is for you Muslims to join them!

Paul said in the Bible 2 Cor 6:14
Do not be yoked together with unbelievers. For what do righteousness and wickedness have in common? Or what fellowship can light have with darkness?

To them we are darkness!
So let all of us walk our way but deal with one another with justice!

Qur'an 60:8
Allah does not forbid you to deal justly and kindly with those who fought not against you on account of religion and did not drive you out of your homes. Verily, Allah loves those who deal with equity.

As for the OP frolicking with a non-muslim lady, this is what is forbidden in Islam. Free mixing with a lady you can marry is haram.
And if you ever end up marrying such a Christian you will end up losing your religion and have Christian kids just like some popular party leader & Members in Lagos state.
Wow how bigoted. What do you have to say about the following verses that contradict Qur'an 60:8

Believers, take neither the Jews nor the Christians for your friends. They are friends with one another…” Quran 5:51



“He that chooses a religion over Islam, it will not be accepted from him and in the world to come he will be one of the lost.” Quran 3:85



“Let not believers make friends with infidels in preference to the faithful – he that does this has nothing to hope for from Good – except in self-defense. God admonishes you to fear Him: for to God shall all return.” Quran 3:28
IslamRe: Are Yoruba Muslims Exempted From Carrying Out Jihad Against Unbelievers? by TheAk(m): 8:23pm On Mar 27, 2020
Kokoebapluse:



Otiyawere, your post is a trash. Islam is the most peaceful religion in the world both Africa,asia,eroup Muslim are peace maker if you doubt it tell Christian that live in Qatar, Dubai, Kuwait, Malaysia, to leave because Muslim hate non Muslim. Go and hustle you also deserve better life stop be a carrier of lie. Am a Muslim and am a Yoruba I love every one around me both muslim or non Muslim. But Bible said if your brother tell you to go and worship another gods you should be the fist to kill him and destroy any village that worship any other god kill their male and take their female and cut their children into pieces. Bleep Bible
Where exactly did the thr bible say that? Don't make some misguided muslims buy into your baseless argument. Plus your post is not exactly on the path of peace
IslamRe: Are Yoruba Muslims Exempted From Carrying Out Jihad Against Unbelievers? by TheAk(m): 8:19pm On Mar 27, 2020
Im not a muslim but i want to understand more about the religion.
Can someone please clarify what jihad means in this context?
IslamRe: How The Quran Led Me To Jesus Christ by TheAk(m): 8:08pm On Mar 27, 2020
DEHVEHLOP:
Go and examine your head at a psychiatric hospital before it takes you to the market
Why are you in denial?
IslamRe: Proof The Prophet Muhammad Agreed That Jesus Was Crucified. by TheAk(m): 8:05pm On Mar 27, 2020
Sirlancelort:
Ur brain needs to be examined
Why the verbal violence?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pregnant Gaboon Viper With 30 Babies Killed (Graphic Photos) by TheAk(m): 7:42pm On Mar 27, 2020
Kingjay007:
Waiting for lala..

What kinda snake gives birth to her young alive?
They don't.They swallow their eggs which hatch inside them then they vomit out live snake babies
CrimeRe: Tenant Catches Landlord With Wife In Bed In Osun, Kills Him Instantly by TheAk(m): 5:20pm On Mar 27, 2020
Goodgod213:
In the midst of corona landlord is still penetrating wink

That is woman for you. If My own mother can jam oyibo man forget her only son for Nigeria, called me thief when I have never lived with her before, destroy my self self esteem to the extent I almost committed Sucide 4 times. Then I see no Good in Any Nigerian Lady
Are you for real? That's heartless af man,you deserve better,way better. Anyway this just serves as a reminder that
women are scum
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Means Of Livelihood Taken Away From Me by TheAk(m): 5:11pm On Mar 27, 2020
milliman:
It's a pity a hurt you son the truth is bitter... build bridges you building gutters
You gargantuan dumbass,if only you knew how dumb you sound.
Undeveloped marsupial

Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Means Of Livelihood Taken Away From Me by TheAk(m): 3:40pm On Mar 27, 2020
milliman:
Ur mindset bleeped you up by giving up you wont get passengers. What lockdown? People are still moving from one place to another and a bolt driver is always needed so you placed yourself unwanted because you want to cheat your boss by delivering nothing and keep working. You wanted to play smart and got served pig intestines
I want to squeeze your neck badly right now,odeh.
After your brain has rotted away you're now coming to spew your stupidity on naira land abi? Brainless idiots like you are a blight upon the earth,do us all a favour and commit seppuku.oponu.onye nzuzu

CrimeRe: Teacher Rapes His 14-Year-Old Student In Ogun State (Photo) by TheAk(m): 9:30am On Mar 24, 2020
TheAk:
Who else noticed that the crime sheet on his "mugshot" read "The Nigeria police force" instead of "The Nigeria n police force"?
CrimeRe: Teacher Rapes His 14-Year-Old Student In Ogun State (Photo) by TheAk(m): 9:30am On Mar 24, 2020
Who else noticed that the crime sheet on his "mugshot" read "The Nigeria police force" instead of "The Nigeria[b]n[/b] police force"?
PoliticsRe: Reactions As Buhari Pronounced Covid19 As "Covik One Nine Virus' by TheAk(m): 9:20am On Mar 24, 2020
Charmingrascal:
Obviously Baba practiced and rehearsed how to properly pronounce COVID 19 for weeks but he still messed up in front of camera.








Baba: Pemi



Femi Adesina: Your Excellency Sir

Baba: My priend bring za speech you wrote let me go and addrazz zem like zat, don't "ollow" Fidifi and Atiku use it against us


Femi: But Your Excellency Sir you need to perfect the pronunciation of COVID 19


Baba: My priend will you gib me the fafer or I address them prom my head, is it your Gobment or my own.


Femi: Sir please don't address them without a written speech, it won't be nice Sir, let me bring the speech Sir


Baba: Good, gib me the fafer



Few hours later......
Lol this is golden!!
PS: you know they don't have space for you in heaven ba?
RomanceRe: . by TheAk(m): 12:28am On Mar 22, 2020
onlinetomola:
You gotta stop masturbating lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
This dude has a different outlook⤵ lipsrsealed

stupidity:
Is it very small? Why you deh fear.
Start wanking. Pull as if you want to pull it off.
CrimeRe: Ebonyi Lady Raped To Death By Her Brother After He Took Man Power by TheAk(m): 12:02am On Mar 22, 2020
Why don't believe this?

TravelRe: Nigerian Railway Shuts Train Services Nationwide by TheAk(m): 11:52pm On Mar 21, 2020
Wait a sec,railways? As in we have trains in nigeria?
EducationRe: University Of Abuja Suspends The 24 Students Arrested During Cult Initiation by TheAk(m): 11:50pm On Mar 21, 2020
SCORPION1902:
Cultism is the way out.

I believe in cultism


























I also believe that if you wanna die young.












..





Join cult
Wtf man? I grab you were trying to make an apothgem or something but that was dumb af
Nairaland GeneralRe: Two Snakes Crawling At My Backyard by TheAk(m): 10:35pm On Mar 17, 2020
Of course! The snake thread got to fp,lala never fails!
But how ya'll always kill them tho.....

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