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IslamRe: Ruling On Trading In Currencies by TheFacelessMan: 9:11am On Apr 02, 2021
This isn't to mock... PLEASE someone enlighten me.

This ruling totally nullifies BDCs.

Correct me if wrong.
FoodRe: Inside Insane Diets Of Sport's Stars - From Junk Food, To Drinking Urine (Pics) by TheFacelessMan: 8:11pm On Apr 01, 2021
grin

Juan Manuel Marquez drank urine before his fight with Floyd Mayweather.... shocked

He still got his ass kicked. undecided undecided
Jokes EtcRe: What Is April Fool's Day All About? by TheFacelessMan: 11:10am On Apr 01, 2021
The slip was intentional wink
Jokes EtcRe: What Is April Fool's Day All About? by TheFacelessMan:
angry

On April 1, 1980.... a prank was played on me.

Rodrigo was my friend from kindergarten. By his 20th birthday, he had spent more time in jail than his family house.. undecided

He came with his friends that fateful Monday morning and he said he had a big surprise for me.

They were all dressed in black and I asked whose funeral we were going to. "You will see" he replied with a short laugh cheesy

What is funny about a burial ? angry

"Maybe the deceased was 80 years", I wondered undecided

We drove around the block and suddenly he parked infront of Banco Presidential.

" I am about to make a withdrawal " he said. This is a guy who has been unemployed for many months now. undecided

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PoliticsRe: Tinubu-- I Will Renovate Ahamdu Bello University Library With Immediate effect by TheFacelessMan: 9:40pm On Mar 27, 2021
Simplyleo:
Tinubu is from SW and former Gov of Lagos state. Ahmadu Bello University is in Kaduna state, Northern Nigeria.

What I don't understand is, why are people from neither of these 2 areas the ones crying out their intestines as if they are bereaved?

I understand there is a state that lacks water for over 30 years, is it Tinubu that stopped water from getting there? Is Tinubu responsible for over 2300 gully erosion in one part of the country?

Last time I checked, Tinubu was gov of only Lagos state for 8 yrs. That is the same Lagos some economic migrants now move to in droves, so what exactly is the problem?

Una go kpe for garage.
HealthRe: This Is Strange! He Was Struck By A White Thunder And His Skin Change Completely by TheFacelessMan: 7:57pm On Mar 24, 2021
I was once twice struck by lightning.... shocked

This is how I survived it.. undecided

We were 3 in number, rascals from birth.

Matthew, our leader had the bright idea of stealing bronze idol from the next village......

" I swear to God, it's worth a fortune" he claimed..

This is someone who went last to church the very day he was born.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Tinubu Is My Strong Ally - President Buhari by TheFacelessMan: 7:40pm On Mar 24, 2021
Simplyleo:
Ipob miscreants, how market?
HealthRe: Belgian Hospital Cut Off Ajima Ogbole’s Cervix, Paralysed Her Sister (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 9:22pm On Mar 23, 2021
Sad story...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NGO Work Or Bank Work? by TheFacelessMan: 10:33pm On Mar 19, 2021
NGO work hands down!
SportsRe: Marvin Hagler Dies At 66 (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 4:39pm On Mar 14, 2021
shocked

I sparred against him in the famous Kronk Gym in Detroit.

He dropped me twice and I knocked him out of the ropes.

If you don't believe me, you can ask him.

RIP, M.M. Hagler....
PetsRe: Man Breeds Albino Ball Python That Smiles Right Back At You (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 9:05pm On Mar 12, 2021
shocked

Years back... I had a snake do more than smile at me.

It gave me the Kiss of Death.

I was minding my own business in the streets of Calcutta when...


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CrimeRe: A Snorkeler Discovered Bricks Of Cocaine Worth More Than $1.5 Million In Water by TheFacelessMan: 11:44pm On Mar 07, 2021
angry
FamilyRe: Man Lies On A Gutter For His Pregnant Wife To Pass (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 1:00pm On Mar 04, 2021
angry
CrimeRe: Wisdom Felix: Inmates Killed By Prison Officials - No Justice (Graphic Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 11:16am On Mar 04, 2021
angry
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Fiancee, Chioma Reportedly Dumps The Singer, Leaves His Home by TheFacelessMan: 8:39am On Mar 04, 2021
IGoComotYaTeeth:
ode grin
Your papa abi
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Fiancee, Chioma Reportedly Dumps The Singer, Leaves His Home by TheFacelessMan:
grin
RomanceRe: How I Physically Confronted The Ghost Disturbing Me. (Pic attached) by TheFacelessMan: 8:08am On Mar 04, 2021
Sometimes ago....1975 to be precise, I had an encounter with a malevolent ghost. shocked

This is a true story of the ordeals I faced. undecided
Science/TechnologyRe: Lion Killed In Ngala, Borno State After It Killed Some People And Injured Others by TheFacelessMan:
Many years ago...i had an experience with a maneater.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DependentSizzlingAurochs-size_restricted.gif
FamilyRe: Enugu Witch Doctor Dies In Grave While Exhuming Body Of ‘Maltreated’ Housewife by TheFacelessMan: 10:04pm On Feb 19, 2021
I would one day write a very scary story out of this one.

Enough fodder
TravelRe: The Strid At Bolton Abbey In UK Is One Of The World Most Dangerous Places (Pix) by TheFacelessMan: 10:51am On Feb 16, 2021
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TravelRe: The Strid At Bolton Abbey In UK Is One Of The World Most Dangerous Places (Pix) by TheFacelessMan: 10:50am On Feb 16, 2021
I swam in this river once and barely survived... shocked

[img]https://media1./images/ccba738e7e4d1dae60bf2e89420b1cb7/tenor.gif?itemid=11783205[/img]

This is a true story of survival and self-preservation.
PhonesRe: See What I Saw On My SMS Delivery Report. by TheFacelessMan: 10:40pm On Feb 15, 2021
Years ago, I entered a time travel machine in a bid to save my wife who died in a fire in 1975...

This is a true story of Life After Death shocked....

[img]https://media./images/7d0204ed76b90079d9bf2402369f8df9/tenor.gif[/img]
RomanceRe: This Is The World's Oldest Valentine Day Card, Printed In 1797 (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 8:06am On Feb 14, 2021
Almost a century ago, I was in love with HER....

Alas, she was the wrong one.
AutosRe: Airspeeder: World's First Flying Race Car Unveiled (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 8:03am On Feb 14, 2021
SouthSouth1914:
That’s a James Bond, Daniel Craig movie called Quantum of Solace!! Stop the lies!
Check my post history...don't be daft.
AutosRe: Airspeeder: World's First Flying Race Car Unveiled (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 11:11am On Feb 06, 2021
I once had a fight on an aircraft like this.... undecided

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CrimeRe: Man Killed By Unknown Gunmen Inside His Car (Graphic Photo) by TheFacelessMan: 11:18pm On Jan 30, 2021
shocked
CareerRe: UNIUYO Staff Electrocuted While Reconnecting Vandalized Armored Cable (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 3:24pm On Jan 29, 2021
VEXT:
VEXT to his useless homosexual father
Say hi to Ur dad for me...
CareerRe: UNIUYO Staff Electrocuted While Reconnecting Vandalized Armored Cable (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 2:09pm On Jan 29, 2021
VEXT:
VEXT to his useless homosexual father:

Go fuvk Ur self fool...
CareerRe: UNIUYO Staff Electrocuted While Reconnecting Vandalized Armored Cable (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 1:57pm On Jan 29, 2021
VEXT:
Hahahhaha..God forgive me ..But this is funny...
Werin he be dey feel like? Superman abi iron man grin
Rip
Be sensitive and stop being stupid.
EducationRe: Student's Pots Eaten By Rats (Photos) by TheFacelessMan:
grin

Many years back, I have survived an attack from killer rats

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MenacingGrayBufeo-size_restricted.gif

but that's a story for another day... undecided

Teeth of rats grow all through their lifetimes.

It's like a constant itch, they have to nibble on something.

I can't confirm they did this to the aluminium pots but if they can gnaw through wires, then this is also plausible

EducationRe: Student Shares Photos Of His Pots Which Were Eaten By Rats by TheFacelessMan: 7:53pm On Jan 27, 2021
Teeth of rats grow all through their lifetimes.

It's like a constant itch, they have to nibble on something.

I can't confirm they did this to the aluminium pots but if they can gnaw through wires as someone pointed out, then this is also plausible

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