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HealthRe: BioNTech To Develop mRNA Malaria Vaccine by TheFacelessMan: 12:19pm On Aug 04, 2021
cool

Exciting development.

Reminds me of when I stole corporate secrets from a pharmaceutical giant....
Science/TechnologyRe: Sloth Bear Tears Victim's Face (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 9:40pm On Aug 03, 2021
angry

Terrible case. Sloth bears usually attack the face of human victims.

Many years back, I had a similar encounter....

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DeadlyBasicEuropeanfiresalamander-size_restricted.gif

I was on a trophy hunt on the trail of the woolly mammoth.

I set out early that fateful morning

The hunter became prey... shocked
CrimeRe: Nigerian Pilot Narrowly Escapes Death After Bandits Shoot Down Plane by TheFacelessMan: 7:41am On Jul 20, 2021
My plane got shot down in 1985.... This is how it unfolded...

shocked shocked

Years back, i was an pilot of a fighter jet in the French Legion

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ImpishThankfulBeetle-small.gif

While on a reconnaissance mission over the Congo jungle, when I got ambushed.

It was a bright summer morning and I was tasked to provide aerial support to the troops on the ground.

Out of nowhere, a missile came from the ground and hit my jet shocked shocked

Seconds before i heard a deafening explosion, felt excruciating pain and DARKNESS.....



I heard grown men screaming, i smelt the coppery scent of fresh blood, my body aching all over and DARKNESS as i fell unconscious again.

I was woken up by the buzzing of millions of flies and a sharp searing pain on my left leg.....

I looked down and i saw i was covered from knee down with.......

[img]https:///media/8-29-2015/g7SdOU.gif[/img]

VULTURES!!!! shocked shocked shocked

I was being eaten alive! shocked

They were as startled as i was and they flew off with my blood dripping

from their beaks, strands of meat on their ugly necks.

They flew off just far enough from my reach..... watching me with beady evil eyes.

The scent of the blood pouring from my leg was irresistible and they moved closer and closer....

I shouted, they flew off, they moved closer and i shouted. We repeated this cycle till they realized my shouts were impotent and

They became BOLDER, striding forward confident, I was LUNCH and they wouldn't be denied
LiteratureRe: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by TheFacelessMan(op): 4:44pm On Jul 17, 2021
grin

I can see some other folks have brought up the topic here....

1. Terror Muda was written by Kola Fayemi

2. Kaptain Afrika by Andy Akman.

https://www.nairaland.com/3872985/else-read-newspapers-back-then/1

https://www.google.com/amp/s/africainwords.com/2018/10/08/african-superheroes-in-the-1970s-and-1980s-a-postscript/amp/
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LiteratureWho Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by TheFacelessMan(op): 4:42pm On Jul 17, 2021
Hi all,

I would be VERY surprised if I saw someone who remembers these old Nigerian comics.

1. Kaptain Afrika &
2. Terror Muda, the fearless Okada rider.

Both ran in The Vanguard newspapers.

I have forgotten the name of the artist, but I can vividly recall that the cartoonist for Kaptain Afrika had a very nice neat handwriting and he was a far better illustrator than the latter, Terror Muda.

Terror Muda was however very gritty and had a lot of action within.

I wish these cartoons were available as omnibuses (collections)

I wonder if writing to The Vanguard Newspapers would help...

Does anyone recall these serialized cartoons / comics?
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HealthRe: 25 Shockingly Rare, Strange Body Features That Are Hard To Find (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 10:55pm On Jul 14, 2021
I can without fail shoot a target from 100 yards with either hand.
CrimeRe: Wizkid’s Ex-lover’s Husband, Buzzbar Associate Arressted For $35M Internet Fraud by TheFacelessMan: 10:01am On Jul 09, 2021
Wow.

*Celebrity X*'s Ex girlfriend is his claim to fame...

I.e. that's what's so remarkable about him according to news outlet.
PoliticsRe: How Nigerian Government Spent $2000 To Buy Fendi To Paint Kanu Black(pic) by TheFacelessMan: 7:40am On Jul 06, 2021
Commentor:
You know you are having a bad day when:

You've seen that yansh

You've done your background check (ó di oke).

You've baffed up (Fendi baby)

You meet up.

She's kissing you.

She even gives you one round.

You light your bazz

You close eye small.

Next thing you know, you are at the airport, handcuffs on, baby is nowhere to be seen.

Your captors play you the video.

Baby isn't even Kenyan.

Dafuq.
huh
This is really funny. grin

Great outline for an espionage thriller.

I would be fleshing it out as " The Fugitive "

Stay tuned. cool
EducationRe: Scientist Has Found How The Ancient Egyptians massive Pyramid Stones Were Move! by TheFacelessMan: 7:39am On Jul 03, 2021
Some centuries ago, my good friend, Tutankhamun told me some secrets....

I was there when they built some of the biggest pyramids that still stand till today. cool
CrimeRe: Delta Herbalist Arrested With Two Human Skulls (Pictures) by TheFacelessMan: 9:14am On Jun 30, 2021
shocked

Why are some people so heartless?
CrimeRe: Olajide Blessing: DSS Arrest Killers Of UNILORIN Student Raped To Death by TheFacelessMan: 7:44pm On Jun 28, 2021
If they are the real killers... they deserve to be executed.
Foreign AffairsRe: Multi-Storey Building Partially Collapses In Miami, Many Feared Dead (Pictures) by TheFacelessMan: 5:10pm On Jun 24, 2021
shocked
PoliticsRe: Video Of Werewolf Reportedly Killed In Benue Is Fake - Nigerian Army by TheFacelessMan: 10:10pm On Jun 21, 2021
grin
EducationRe: The Tree Of Life, Cedars Of God & Other Famous Trees In The World (Pictures) by TheFacelessMan: 2:11pm On Jun 21, 2021
angry
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man And His Two Children Who Died In Fatal Car Crash In South Africa by TheFacelessMan: 11:41am On Jun 20, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




Umunna should question his wife,
Umuada should shave her hair and give her the bath water of that man's corpse to drink and swear that she did not allow an uncircumcised preek enter her kpekus.

Because nothing gets our gods as upset as when a woman has extramarital affairs with an uncircumcised person.

That's why people like us do it and go scot-free. Not only because we are circumcised, but because we also use anointing oil as lubricant on our dogo to ward off such repercussions on the woman from deities.

Till then, they shouldnt let her access any of his property after all, she doesn't have any offspring for him. So the family owes her nothing.
Is this news article something to joke about?

Have some decency.
Christianity EtcRe: "Youths Can't Think": Bishop David Oyedepo Begs FG To Regulate Twitter, Others by TheFacelessMan: 9:07am On Jun 20, 2021
He has a strong point
PoliticsRe: Guterres Appoints Amina Mohammed As UN Deputy Secretary-General For Second Term by TheFacelessMan: 6:50am On Jun 19, 2021
10 years of solid salary!
EducationRe: Beautiful Sea Glasses That Will Make You Drool by TheFacelessMan: 9:03am On Jun 18, 2021
Lovely.... wish to see this !
PoliticsRe: 5 Most Powerful/Brave Tribes In Nigeria * by TheFacelessMan: 8:24pm On Jun 08, 2021
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CrimeRe: See Why #arrestbillgates Is Trending In India! by TheFacelessMan: 5:58pm On Jun 08, 2021
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LiteratureRe: The River Of Death by TheFacelessMan(op): 2:52pm On Jun 08, 2021
grin

Changed name for a friend who needs something to cheer up.
LiteratureRe: The River Of Death by TheFacelessMan(op): 2:30pm On Jun 08, 2021
Part 2 :
LiteratureThe River Of Death by TheFacelessMan(op):
shocked

I once had a near-death experience with a man-eating crocodile.

[img]https://media1./images/0e344fe80d01fb0664d1502c9b8316d6/tenor.gif?itemid=14154072[/img]

I was on honeymoon with the love of my life.

We were on a canoe fishing in River Limpopo, off the coast of Mozambique.

Her name was Zubby, and she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen... she had a heart of pure gold cry

Unfortunately, she wasn't as smart as she was pretty. cry


I still can recall all the details clearly...

There she was smiling, her hand cutting a path in the brown dirty brown water....

She was still smiling as she touched a rather large tree branch floating on the water.

The bark of the "log" seemed rather rough and I saw the branch come to life a split second before i shouted ;

"ZUBBY!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shocked shocked shocked

The crocodile violently rammed our canoe and we rocked back and forth, almost capsizing.

She was trembling in my arms and I was thanking my lucky stars when I felt something wet beneath my feet undecided

I looked down and I saw the nightmare of sailors world- wide : a leaking boat / ship shocked shocked shocked shocked.

The shore, 25 metres away and I knew we either had to wait for our death or risk swimming in the crocodile-infested waters


The water was fast rising, at our ankles when I made a decision, we had to abandon ship, so to speak.

" Follow my lead ", I said, as I dived into the murky brown water. undecided undecided

To be continued shocked shocked shocked

Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man" cool
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HealthRe: British Woman Punches Crocodile Until It Releases Her Twin Sister (Pix) by TheFacelessMan:
shocked

I once had a near-death experience with a man-eating crocodile.

[img]https://media1./images/0e344fe80d01fb0664d1502c9b8316d6/tenor.gif?itemid=14154072[/img]

I was on honeymoon with the love of my life.

We were on a canoe fishing in River Limpopo, off the coast of Mozambique.

Her name was Zubby, and she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen... she had a heart of pure gold cry

cry


There she was smiling, her hand cutting a path in the water....then she touched a rather large tree branch floating on the surface.

The bark of the "log" seemed rather rough and I saw the branch come to life a split second before i shouted ;

"ZUBBY!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shocked shocked shocked

The crocodile violently rammed our canoe and rocking us back and forth, almost capsizing.

She was trembling in my arms and I was thanking my lucky stars when I felt something wet beneath my feet undecided

I looked down and I saw the nightmare of sailors world- wide : a leaking boat / ship shocked shocked shocked shocked.

The shore, 25 metres away and I knew we either had to wait for our death or risk swimming in the crocodile-infested waters

https://i2.wp.com/www.circleofblue.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/2016-01-20-South-Africa-KSchneider-Croc7.jpg?ssl=1

The water was fast rising, at our ankles when I made a decision, we had to abandon ship, so to speak.

" Follow my lead ", I said, as I dived into the murky brown water. undecided undecided

We had been swimming for 10 metres without incident, half way to the shore when I heard a blood-curdling scream! shocked shocked shocked

To be continued HERE! shocked shocked shocked

https://www.nairaland.com/6593212/river-death#102507545

Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man" cool

TravelRe: The Story Of Mothman In Point Pleasant, West Virginia by TheFacelessMan:
They stopped seeing the Moth- Man simply because I was sent to kill it ...

The year was 1969... I was a bounty hunter.
Foreign AffairsRe: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by TheFacelessMan: 9:12pm On Jun 05, 2021
shocked

Many years back, I was attacked by a lion...

[img]https://i./SKqv.gif[/img]

I had to pretend I was dead....

I was deep in the plains of Serengeti
CultureRe: Masquerade Exhibiting Powers Failed By His Juju As Bullet Penetrates - Oyo State by TheFacelessMan: 3:23pm On Jun 02, 2021
shocked

I had a similar experience many years back... in 1976 to be precise.

Many Nigerians were tied up doing something or the other but I was tied to the stakes at Bar Beach.

I was a notorious criminal operating

LiteratureRe: The Sacrifice by TheFacelessMan(op): 9:51pm On May 31, 2021
...... cool
LiteratureThe Sacrifice by TheFacelessMan(op):
Many years back, I had a terrifying encounter with a ghost.... undecided shocked

[img]https://media./images/c553bc723c674e04dec3bbe2a702c9b6/tenor.gif[/img]

I am hesitant to tell the tale, in fact I am trembling as I type... cry

This is how it happened... PLEASE get a handkerchief because you would shed tears.

What I did was unspeakable, an act of desperation, but I was as poor as a church rat...

I went to meet to a witch deep in the evil forest of Lokogoma.

" Are you ready to pay the price , my son?" She smiled evilly with toothless gums cheesy

I nodded in assent and she warned me that there was no going back.

She cut deep into my palm and placed the bleeding palm over a steaming calabash while chanting incantations ....

https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/bloody-hands-gif-4.gif

The steam rising from the calabash changed from white colour to red

She gave me the bloody knife and told me to stab whatever arose from the calabash.

I had lost the track of time sweating profusely in that hot, humid hut.

Next thing I know, a woman arose from the dish clutching a child. shocked

She had hair to her shoulders and her back was turned towards me.

" stab her through the heart"

The witch screamed with her bad breath and foul smelling saliva spitting in my face.

I hesitated because of the child and then the witch's face started to melt and turn into this ..... shocked shocked shocked

[img]https://media1./images/4c8e359bc1bbfc8494c91f02c99db9c4/tenor.gif?itemid=17064729[/img]

"Staabbbbbbbbrrrrherrreee nowwwwwww"

The demon started to growl hungrily. shocked

In desperation, I rushed forward and stabbed the woman with the child.

Blood splashed everywhere and the body collapsed in my hands.

I had killed both the woman and the baby ! undecided

I started crying like a child and when I could get a hold of myself, I looked down at what I had done cry

Long black luxuriant hair covered the face of the woman I held in my hands....

I slowly lifted her hair up, with increasing dread....

Hairs on my spine standing straight for no reason ...

What I saw next made me scream out at the top of my lungs..... I screamed and screamed till it seemed I had torn my throat.


The face I saw.... I saw..... I saw ......cry

To be continued shocked shocked shocked

Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man" cool
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Foreign AffairsRe: Drama In Sierra Leone As Corpse Walks To The House Of Ritualist That Killed Her by TheFacelessMan:
Many years back, I had a terrifying encounter with a ghost.... undecided shocked

[img]https://media./images/c553bc723c674e04dec3bbe2a702c9b6/tenor.gif[/img]

I am hesitant to tell the tale, in fact I am trembling as I type... cry

This is how it happened... PLEASE get a handkerchief because you would shed tears.

What I did was unspeakable, an act of desperation, but I was as poor as a church rat...

I went to meet to a witch deep in the evil forest of Lokogoma.

" Are you ready to pay the price , my son?" She smiled evilly with toothless gums cheesy

I nodded in assent and she warned me that there was no going back.

She cut deep into my palm and placed the bleeding palm over a steaming calabash while chanting incantations ....

https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/bloody-hands-gif-4.gif

The steam rising from the calabash changed from white colour to red

She gave me the bloody knife and told me to stab whatever arose from the calabash.

I had lost the track of time sweating profusely in that hot, humid hut.

Next thing I know, a woman arose from the dish clutching a child. shocked

She had hair to her shoulders and her back was turned towards me.

" stab her through the heart"

The witch screamed with her bad breath and foul smelling saliva spitting in my face.

I hesitated because of the child and then the witch's face started to melt and turn into this ..... shocked shocked shocked

[img]https://media1./images/4c8e359bc1bbfc8494c91f02c99db9c4/tenor.gif?itemid=17064729[/img]

"Staabbbbbbbbrrrrherrreee nowwwwwww"

The demon started to growl hungrily. shocked

In desperation, I rushed forward and stabbed the woman with the child.

Blood splashed everywhere and the body collapsed in my hands.

I had killed both the woman and the baby ! undecided

I started crying like a child and when I could get a hold of myself, I looked down at what I had done cry

Long black luxuriant hair covered the face of the woman I held in my hands....

I slowly lifted her hair up, with increasing dread....

Hairs on my spine standing straight for no reason ...

What I saw next made me scream out at the top of my lungs..... I screamed and screamed till it seemed I had torn my throat.


The face I saw.... I saw..... I saw ......cry

To be continued shocked shocked shocked

Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man" cool
Christianity EtcRe: Archaeologists Unveil Solomon's Seal - Ancient Amulet Protecting From Evil (Pix) by TheFacelessMan: 11:18am On May 30, 2021
grin

Too late to the party....

Good story in here.
EducationRe: Demons In St Clairs Anglican Girls Grammar School, Offa Forced School's Closure by TheFacelessMan: 10:15pm On May 29, 2021
praiseneo:
I need not to explain further cos Everyone can be a warrior online. But no go de over reason Wetin no be o. Me no think say I get time for that vibe u de try bring.

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