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![]() Exciting development. Reminds me of when I stole corporate secrets from a pharmaceutical giant.... |
![]() Terrible case. Sloth bears usually attack the face of human victims. Many years back, I had a similar encounter.... https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DeadlyBasicEuropeanfiresalamander-size_restricted.gif I was on a trophy hunt on the trail of the woolly mammoth. I set out early that fateful morning The hunter became prey... |
My plane got shot down in 1985.... This is how it unfolded... Years back, i was an pilot of a fighter jet in the French Legion https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ImpishThankfulBeetle-small.gif While on a reconnaissance mission over the Congo jungle, when I got ambushed. It was a bright summer morning and I was tasked to provide aerial support to the troops on the ground. Out of nowhere, a missile came from the ground and hit my jet Seconds before i heard a deafening explosion, felt excruciating pain and DARKNESS..... I heard grown men screaming, i smelt the coppery scent of fresh blood, my body aching all over and DARKNESS as i fell unconscious again. I was woken up by the buzzing of millions of flies and a sharp searing pain on my left leg..... I looked down and i saw i was covered from knee down with....... [img]https:///media/8-29-2015/g7SdOU.gif[/img] VULTURES!!!! I was being eaten alive! They were as startled as i was and they flew off with my blood dripping from their beaks, strands of meat on their ugly necks. They flew off just far enough from my reach..... watching me with beady evil eyes. The scent of the blood pouring from my leg was irresistible and they moved closer and closer.... I shouted, they flew off, they moved closer and i shouted. We repeated this cycle till they realized my shouts were impotent and They became BOLDER, striding forward confident, I was LUNCH and they wouldn't be denied |
![]() I can see some other folks have brought up the topic here.... 1. Terror Muda was written by Kola Fayemi 2. Kaptain Afrika by Andy Akman. https://www.nairaland.com/3872985/else-read-newspapers-back-then/1 https://www.google.com/amp/s/africainwords.com/2018/10/08/african-superheroes-in-the-1970s-and-1980s-a-postscript/amp/ |
Hi all, I would be VERY surprised if I saw someone who remembers these old Nigerian comics. 1. Kaptain Afrika & 2. Terror Muda, the fearless Okada rider. Both ran in The Vanguard newspapers. I have forgotten the name of the artist, but I can vividly recall that the cartoonist for Kaptain Afrika had a very nice neat handwriting and he was a far better illustrator than the latter, Terror Muda. Terror Muda was however very gritty and had a lot of action within. I wish these cartoons were available as omnibuses (collections) I wonder if writing to The Vanguard Newspapers would help... Does anyone recall these serialized cartoons / comics?
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I can without fail shoot a target from 100 yards with either hand. |
Wow. *Celebrity X*'s Ex girlfriend is his claim to fame... I.e. that's what's so remarkable about him according to news outlet. |
Commentor:This is really funny. ![]() Great outline for an espionage thriller. I would be fleshing it out as " The Fugitive " Stay tuned. ![]() |
Some centuries ago, my good friend, Tutankhamun told me some secrets.... I was there when they built some of the biggest pyramids that still stand till today. ![]() |
Why are some people so heartless? |
If they are the real killers... they deserve to be executed. |
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NwaAmaikpe:Is this news article something to joke about? Have some decency. |
He has a strong point |
10 years of solid salary! |
Lovely.... wish to see this ! |
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![]() Changed name for a friend who needs something to cheer up. |
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I once had a near-death experience with a man-eating crocodile. [img]https://media1./images/0e344fe80d01fb0664d1502c9b8316d6/tenor.gif?itemid=14154072[/img] I was on honeymoon with the love of my life. We were on a canoe fishing in River Limpopo, off the coast of Mozambique. Her name was Zubby, and she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen... she had a heart of pure gold Unfortunately, she wasn't as smart as she was pretty. I still can recall all the details clearly... There she was smiling, her hand cutting a path in the brown dirty brown water.... She was still smiling as she touched a rather large tree branch floating on the water. The bark of the "log" seemed rather rough and I saw the branch come to life a split second before i shouted ; "ZUBBY!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The crocodile violently rammed our canoe and we rocked back and forth, almost capsizing. She was trembling in my arms and I was thanking my lucky stars when I felt something wet beneath my feet ![]() I looked down and I saw the nightmare of sailors world- wide : a leaking boat / ship The shore, 25 metres away and I knew we either had to wait for our death or risk swimming in the crocodile-infested waters The water was fast rising, at our ankles when I made a decision, we had to abandon ship, so to speak. " Follow my lead ", I said, as I dived into the murky brown water. ![]() To be continued Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man" ![]() |
I once had a near-death experience with a man-eating crocodile. [img]https://media1./images/0e344fe80d01fb0664d1502c9b8316d6/tenor.gif?itemid=14154072[/img] I was on honeymoon with the love of my life. We were on a canoe fishing in River Limpopo, off the coast of Mozambique. Her name was Zubby, and she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen... she had a heart of pure gold There she was smiling, her hand cutting a path in the water....then she touched a rather large tree branch floating on the surface. The bark of the "log" seemed rather rough and I saw the branch come to life a split second before i shouted ; "ZUBBY!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The crocodile violently rammed our canoe and rocking us back and forth, almost capsizing. She was trembling in my arms and I was thanking my lucky stars when I felt something wet beneath my feet ![]() I looked down and I saw the nightmare of sailors world- wide : a leaking boat / ship The shore, 25 metres away and I knew we either had to wait for our death or risk swimming in the crocodile-infested waters https://i2.wp.com/www.circleofblue.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/2016-01-20-South-Africa-KSchneider-Croc7.jpg?ssl=1 The water was fast rising, at our ankles when I made a decision, we had to abandon ship, so to speak. " Follow my lead ", I said, as I dived into the murky brown water. ![]() We had been swimming for 10 metres without incident, half way to the shore when I heard a blood-curdling scream! To be continued HERE! https://www.nairaland.com/6593212/river-death#102507545 Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man" ![]()
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They stopped seeing the Moth- Man simply because I was sent to kill it ... The year was 1969... I was a bounty hunter. |
Many years back, I was attacked by a lion... [img]https://i./SKqv.gif[/img] I had to pretend I was dead.... I was deep in the plains of Serengeti |
I had a similar experience many years back... in 1976 to be precise. Many Nigerians were tied up doing something or the other but I was tied to the stakes at Bar Beach. I was a notorious criminal operating
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Many years back, I had a terrifying encounter with a ghost.... [img]https://media./images/c553bc723c674e04dec3bbe2a702c9b6/tenor.gif[/img] I am hesitant to tell the tale, in fact I am trembling as I type... This is how it happened... PLEASE get a handkerchief because you would shed tears. What I did was unspeakable, an act of desperation, but I was as poor as a church rat... I went to meet to a witch deep in the evil forest of Lokogoma. " Are you ready to pay the price , my son?" She smiled evilly with toothless gums ![]() I nodded in assent and she warned me that there was no going back. She cut deep into my palm and placed the bleeding palm over a steaming calabash while chanting incantations .... https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/bloody-hands-gif-4.gif The steam rising from the calabash changed from white colour to red She gave me the bloody knife and told me to stab whatever arose from the calabash. I had lost the track of time sweating profusely in that hot, humid hut. Next thing I know, a woman arose from the dish clutching a child. She had hair to her shoulders and her back was turned towards me. " stab her through the heart" The witch screamed with her bad breath and foul smelling saliva spitting in my face. I hesitated because of the child and then the witch's face started to melt and turn into this ..... [img]https://media1./images/4c8e359bc1bbfc8494c91f02c99db9c4/tenor.gif?itemid=17064729[/img] "Staabbbbbbbbrrrrherrreee nowwwwwww" The demon started to growl hungrily. In desperation, I rushed forward and stabbed the woman with the child. Blood splashed everywhere and the body collapsed in my hands. I had killed both the woman and the baby ! ![]() I started crying like a child and when I could get a hold of myself, I looked down at what I had done Long black luxuriant hair covered the face of the woman I held in my hands.... I slowly lifted her hair up, with increasing dread.... Hairs on my spine standing straight for no reason ... What I saw next made me scream out at the top of my lungs..... I screamed and screamed till it seemed I had torn my throat. The face I saw.... I saw..... I saw ...... To be continued Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man" ![]() |
Many years back, I had a terrifying encounter with a ghost.... [img]https://media./images/c553bc723c674e04dec3bbe2a702c9b6/tenor.gif[/img] I am hesitant to tell the tale, in fact I am trembling as I type... This is how it happened... PLEASE get a handkerchief because you would shed tears. What I did was unspeakable, an act of desperation, but I was as poor as a church rat... I went to meet to a witch deep in the evil forest of Lokogoma. " Are you ready to pay the price , my son?" She smiled evilly with toothless gums ![]() I nodded in assent and she warned me that there was no going back. She cut deep into my palm and placed the bleeding palm over a steaming calabash while chanting incantations .... https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/bloody-hands-gif-4.gif The steam rising from the calabash changed from white colour to red She gave me the bloody knife and told me to stab whatever arose from the calabash. I had lost the track of time sweating profusely in that hot, humid hut. Next thing I know, a woman arose from the dish clutching a child. She had hair to her shoulders and her back was turned towards me. " stab her through the heart" The witch screamed with her bad breath and foul smelling saliva spitting in my face. I hesitated because of the child and then the witch's face started to melt and turn into this ..... [img]https://media1./images/4c8e359bc1bbfc8494c91f02c99db9c4/tenor.gif?itemid=17064729[/img] "Staabbbbbbbbrrrrherrreee nowwwwwww" The demon started to growl hungrily. In desperation, I rushed forward and stabbed the woman with the child. Blood splashed everywhere and the body collapsed in my hands. I had killed both the woman and the baby ! ![]() I started crying like a child and when I could get a hold of myself, I looked down at what I had done Long black luxuriant hair covered the face of the woman I held in my hands.... I slowly lifted her hair up, with increasing dread.... Hairs on my spine standing straight for no reason ... What I saw next made me scream out at the top of my lungs..... I screamed and screamed till it seemed I had torn my throat. The face I saw.... I saw..... I saw ...... To be continued Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man" ![]() |
![]() Too late to the party.... Good story in here. |
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