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HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For October 26 2020 In Nigeria by TheFacelessMan: 1:27am On Oct 27, 2020
shocked shocked shocked

#SayNOtoLooting# angry

RomanceRe: Woman Takes 23 Family Members Along To Test Her Date's Generosity by TheFacelessMan: 9:07pm On Oct 23, 2020
Gold digger.
Science/TechnologyRe: Two-Headed Southern Black Racer Snake Found In Florida (Photos) by TheFacelessMan:
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Decades ago, I had such an encounter... :-

[img]https://media1./images/5209fd2d5d65c7bde47b8889e19fe18d/tenor.gif?itemid=4537132[/img]

I caught one in the jungle, north of Congo Brazzaville
Foreign AffairsRe: Woman Bitten On Bum By 7ft Python As She Sat On Toilet In Thailand (Pix) by TheFacelessMan:
shocked

Decades ago, I had such an encounter... :-

[img]https://media1./images/5209fd2d5d65c7bde47b8889e19fe18d/tenor.gif?itemid=4537132[/img]

I caught one in the jungle, north of Congo Brazzaville
Science/TechnologyRe: Two-Headed Baby Shark With Deformed Eyes & Mutated Fins Caught In India (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 9:21pm On Oct 14, 2020
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CelebritiesRe: Olori Sekinat Elegushi Completes Mulit-billion Naira Event Centre In Lagos by TheFacelessMan: 8:47am On Oct 13, 2020
cool

I wonder how much a full day event would cost .
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Pastor Shaving His Female Members Public Hairs Himself ( Video) by TheFacelessMan: 8:09pm On Oct 12, 2020
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Once upon a time, in 69 BC, I was a Man of God.......















































































































The End.

PS - Only those with anointing read the action-packed story. Unbelievers would see nothing
CelebritiesRe: Bianca Ojukwu Visits ‘the Land God Made In Anger’ At Skeleton Coast (pictures) by TheFacelessMan: 6:32pm On Oct 09, 2020
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CelebritiesRe: Bianca Ojukwu Visits ‘the Land God Made In Anger’ At Skeleton Coast (pictures) by TheFacelessMan: 6:32pm On Oct 09, 2020
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CelebritiesRe: ‘faceless’ Man Sends Marriage Proposal To Kate Henshaw On Social Media by TheFacelessMan: 12:12pm On Oct 09, 2020
ThreeEyedRaven:
TheFacelessMan was that you?
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Foreign AffairsRe: Rare Gold Coin Of Julius Caesar's Assasination Resurfaces After 2000 Years (Pix) by TheFacelessMan:
Long time ago, Julius Caesar was my homie...
CrimeRe: Prisoners In Brazil Captured Playing Football With Heads Of Dead Rivals(graphic) by TheFacelessMan: 11:26am On Oct 05, 2020
Adonisteve:
pls sir. permit me to copy this grin
Where ? Please, I must be recognized as the original author and informed before it is shared...Thanks!
TravelRe: Aokigahara Forest Where Hundreds Have Committed Suicide In Japan(Pics) by TheFacelessMan: 8:57pm On Oct 04, 2020
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Foreign AffairsRe: Russian Troops Battle Each Other To Earn Much-Prized Special Forces Beret (Pics) by TheFacelessMan: 6:15pm On Oct 03, 2020
Years back... I was kicked out by SPETNAZ.
CrimeRe: Share Your Armed Robbery Attack Experience by TheFacelessMan: 1:42pm On Oct 03, 2020
poshestmina:
angry angry.

I have had two so far .
First one was in my family house .there wasn't enough funds for my parents so my dad hurriedly built 2 rooms on his land and we moved in ...He was in the Para Military and was hardly around.

One room was for my dad and mum and the kids occupied the other one.

One midnight,we woke up to my mother's voice... begging that she doesn't have money . I was with my two senior sisters and little brother ...We heard a knock on our door and the fear of my mum been in trouble ,we quickly opened the door .

They had already finished robbing my mum ,took all her jewelries ( she just came back from Jerusalem ,was sponsored by Rivers State gvt) , locked her in before coming to our room.

We opened immediately they knocked ,took our phones and all. One held his cutlass on my brother's neck ,that he will cut him if he misbehave ( he was below 17 then) .

They asked the 3 girls to come to the small corridor and pull our clothes. embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed.
My eldest sister was pleading that they shouldnt disvirgin her and all...I was a Virgin too .

Their boss(I guess) said let him try ,if it doesn't penetrate he'd leave us.

My eldest sister was struggling with him then he left her ...the circle went on. The bastard came to me, checked with his fingers and left cry cry cry.

My middle sister was raped cry cry cry... I'm talking about it because she's late. Died March 27 2012.

I have the guy's picture all over my memory and he'd pay for his sins whether here on earth or beyond.


2nd one was in school.
Back of Chem,Choba
Harrowing experience. Really sad to read.

I hope you're healed and the criminals eventually get what they deserve.
CrimeRe: We’ll Defeat Boko Haram In 90 Days With African Science –amotekun by TheFacelessMan: 1:19pm On Oct 03, 2020
angry

Many years back I fought alongside the present Aare Onakanfo

I was almost arrested by...
CrimeRe: Share Your Armed Robbery Attack Experience by TheFacelessMan: 12:19pm On Oct 03, 2020
prince2pac:
how do I do that
Quote the story i started...copy and paste
LiteratureRe: The Great Train Robbery by TheFacelessMan(op): 12:15pm On Oct 03, 2020
cool
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CrimeRe: Share Your Armed Robbery Attack Experience by TheFacelessMan: 12:14pm On Oct 03, 2020
prince2pac:
grin

thefacelessman oya come and complete your story nah
Quote it and drop to FP....
LiteratureThe Great Train Robbery by TheFacelessMan(op):
Some years back...some fools thought it was best to rob me.

That was the last mistake they ever made.... undecided

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HighlevelCrazyIndigobunting-size_restricted.gif

There I was... minding my own business.

I was looking out of the window, enjoying the scenery with the landscape rushing past at 100km/hr...


I looked over as I heard someone say something...

" Come again ? " undecided

'Do you mind if I sit in your coach ?' This pretty young girl said.

It was more of a rhetorical question because she was already half a buttock on the seat,

So i replied, "SURE!"

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/NaughtyDimwittedHumpbackwhale-size_restricted.gif

Less than 10 minutes into yet another daydream, I was interrupted by ...commotion! shocked shocked shocked

These new visitors were neither polite nor quiet.
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CrimeRe: Share Your Armed Robbery Attack Experience by TheFacelessMan:
Some years back...some fools thought it was best to rob me.

That was the last mistake they ever made.... undecided

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HighlevelCrazyIndigobunting-size_restricted.gif

There I was... minding my own business.

I was looking out of the window, enjoying the scenery with the landscape rushing past at 100km/hr...


I looked over as I heard someone say something...

" Come again ? " undecided

'Do you mind if I sit in your coach ?' This pretty young girl said.

It was more of a rhetorical question because she was already half a buttock on the seat,

So i replied, "SURE!"

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/NaughtyDimwittedHumpbackwhale-size_restricted.gif

Less than 10 minutes into yet another daydream, I was interrupted by ...commotion! shocked shocked shocked

These new visitors were neither polite nor quiet.


I would tell y'all the story if someone on FP volunteers to mention me grin


Cc chatinent, olesco, prince2pac, IamSkinny, phorget, MhisTahrah, GeneralPula
CrimeRe: Nigerian Lady Slashes Her Ex-boyfriend Neck Wit Razor Blade In Delta State (vi by TheFacelessMan: 11:41pm On Sep 30, 2020
angry
LiteratureThe Idol by TheFacelessMan(op):
Many years back, I stole an idol from a forbidden shrine....

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GeneralWickedAttwatersprairiechicken-size_restricted.gif

This is a true story of the horrors I faced that long night...

It was an ancient civilization deep in the jungle.

The villages called it a god, but I saw it as a fortune to be made.

It was a brass figurine which had this as a solitary eye in the middle of the forehead...

https://www.gemlabworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Fukang-Meteorite.jpg

On my way to the hilltop, I saw a wizened old woman...

She was bent over, most of her weight on a staff.

She had long hair totally white and her skin was entirely covered with wrinkles...

Everything about her was in slow motion and when she opened her mouth to speak...her gums were empty of teeth shocked

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Culled from The Saga of the Shadowless Son
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TravelRe: WWII Plane Recovered From Black Sea After Crashing 77 Years Ago(Pics) by TheFacelessMan: 7:19pm On Sep 28, 2020
I was on this very plane decades ago when I was shot out of the sky...

The icy blue ocean rushed towards me or I to it's cold embrace..
EducationRe: If A Dog Attacks You Don't Run, Do Any Of These 6 Things To Save Yourself by TheFacelessMan:
Many years back, in the forests of Bordeaux, I was attacked by a pack of wolves.....

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DifficultMeanAngora-size_restricted.gif
EducationRe: First Time Of Seeing A Ghost.... by TheFacelessMan: 10:13am On Sep 13, 2020
TheFacelessMan:
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I remember vividly this happened to me one cold September night in Jalingo, Taraba.


I was drunk and driving my old Volkswagen Passat 1997 model when i saw this young lady by the side of the road at midnight.



hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... i screeched to a halt, i must have been doing 100km/hr and reversed to pick her up.

She was the most shapely lady my 30 year old eyes had EVER SEEN. My p3nis agreed silently in my trousers to that assessment


Cut long story short, i gave her a lift and while in the car, i managed to convince her to take a drink at my place before going home...

I went inside to pee and next thing i saw, this big breasted, big bakassied babe was lying spread-eagle on my bed shocked

Blood rushed into my head and other parts too. My brain screamed "NOOO!!!, ILLOGICAL" while

my diick disagreed saying " YES, SEXUAL"

Frozen to a spot, i happened to glance at my bedside mirror and i saw a rather hairy wolf-like beast lying on my bed shocked shocked shocked

I looked at the mirror....looked at her...repeated same and by the 3rd cycle, the wolf in the mirror smiled hungrily at me, licking its lips


I looked at her on the bed and my erection had long departed. She stared deep into my eyes.

That look of awareness, OF KNOWING undecided and began to stand up,....

https://66.media.tumblr.com/18a40dfbb007866cce3011459a062074/tumblr_pq4mshw7Zt1x1u99ao1_500.gif


To be continued shocked shocked shocked


Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man" cool
CrimeRe: Hungry Lions Attack Campers On African Plains! Warning! (Video) by TheFacelessMan: 9:40am On Sep 13, 2020
Many decades ago, on the plains of Serengeti, I faced a pack of maneaters.... shocked

This is a true story of survival. undecided
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Oxford University Vaccine Trial Paused After Participant Falls Ill by TheFacelessMan: 4:33pm On Sep 12, 2020
I was involved in tracing the bioengineer of the coronavirus...

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