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AIIyIic:
Ooh, thanks for replying.
I wanna ask about the UN job..
Can I start learning French and Spanish using apps like Duolingo, then apply for jobs??

You can try. It's hard using an app without actually practicing with people.

I have folders on Duolingo and complete Rosetta Stone packages I haven't bothered to open.

I would strongly advise you focus on French. Check the nearest Alliance Francaise and enrol there. UN is very hard to enter.... but you might be lucky. Focus on building your career.

Don't be so money-minded. I in fact turned down the UN job because something better for me career wise came up.

Good luck!

praiseneo:
Praiseneo to his useless father:
lolz you aren’t supposed to be this pained and depressed with that comment….,small thing una go run mention person parents as if if u see me u go fit talk less of my papa himself.
Catch cruise and don’t be a toddler messing with a gadget.

You're the one writhing in pain. It's pathetic to watch. Sorry.

praiseneo:
so after all these wahala u go through to write this thing here na 1 like you get

I am not responsible for your uselessness in life... seek out your dad for that.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LimitedJointIndianhare-size_restricted.gif

Years back, at Ijebu Ode, I and my friends decided to do money rituals...

The herbalist asked us to meet him at the OkuOrun Cemetery at midnight.

4 of us went to the cemetery that night and i shiver recalling the unspeakable things that happened that night...

It was dark and so silent we could all hear our hearts beating fast.

Halfway through our walk, we heard a horrible guttural sound

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AntiqueUniformIchneumonfly-size_restricted.gif

A hyena was snacking on a fresh corpse

We interrupted him eating dinner!

Have you ever heard a hyena laugh ? It sounds like music Satan would dance to in Hell

After a long walk through a maze of grave stones... we got there.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/bb6fa4224ae8ab6eab2347b5a142d662/tumblr_ot7d58xcMN1snmmclo1_400.gif


The Babalawo instructed us to all strip naked and choose a tomb to stand in front of...

We each carried a calabash on our heads containing the offering and Baba started chanting.


"NO MATTER WHAT, you MUST NOT LOOK BACK" no matter what! Baba said.

"Eyin oku ati eyin alijanu, omo ni momo eworks, eworks yeeee!"

After 20 minutes of incantations, his words started twisting and became strange and...

I clearly heard the concrete slab shift beneath me

[img]https://media1./images/d717a22663b72209e4b6fcdc329bca08/tenor.gif?itemid=12360474[/img]

What happened next is difficult to describe...

You know the chill felt against your legs when you open the fridge ?

The temperature dropped to subzero... i am not ashamed to say this, i felt something warm trickling down my legs as i peed on myself

The cold crept up my ankles... to my calves...my buttocks... waist.... back

I felt a presence practically inches behind me and then cold hands of bone on either side of my neck...

My hands started trembling with my eyes screwed shut!

" AHHHHHHHHHHH" .... and i heard a sound of calabash crashing down and breaking, approximately 2 graves away!

That sounded very much like Shola, his nerve must have broken!

I heard what seemed like a woman's high pitched evil laughter.


https://66.media.tumblr.com/e791b05b08217e2bee6f35e00761ab02/tumblr_n4b0vmxQ4F1rm7jt9o1_400.gif

And Shola started making gurgling terrible sounds like he was being strangled...

I ran forward without daring to look back chanting " Jesus, Jesus, Jesus" zeetee

To be continued .....



Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

AIIyIic:
Just search for 'Big Boys Ecomm' on telegram @ and join

I don't read emails sent to this profile. You can mention me on an obscure post, if i can answer, I will.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LimitedJointIndianhare-size_restricted.gif

Years back, at Ijebu Ode, I and my friends decided to do money rituals...

The herbalist asked us to meet him at the OkuOrun Cemetery at midnight.

4 of us went to the cemetery that night and i shiver recalling the unspeakable things that happened that night...

It was dark and so silent we could all hear our hearts beating fast.

Halfway through our walk, we heard a horrible guttural sound

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AntiqueUniformIchneumonfly-size_restricted.gif

A hyena was snacking on a fresh corpse

We interrupted him eating dinner!

Have you ever heard a hyena laugh ? It sounds like music Satan would dance to in Hell

After a long walk through a maze of grave stones... we got there.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/bb6fa4224ae8ab6eab2347b5a142d662/tumblr_ot7d58xcMN1snmmclo1_400.gif


The Babalawo instructed us to all strip naked and choose a tomb to stand in front of...

We each carried a calabash on our heads containing the offering and Baba started chanting.


"NO MATTER WHAT, you MUST NOT LOOK BACK" no matter what! Baba said.

"Eyin oku ati eyin alijanu, omo ni momo eworks, eworks yeeee!"

After 20 minutes of incantations, his words started twisting and became strange and...

I clearly heard the concrete slab shift beneath me

[img]https://media1./images/d717a22663b72209e4b6fcdc329bca08/tenor.gif?itemid=12360474[/img]

What happened next is difficult to describe...

You know the chill felt against your legs when you open the fridge ?

The temperature dropped to subzero... i am not ashamed to say this, i felt something warm trickling down my legs as i peed on myself

The cold crept up my ankles... to my calves...my buttocks... waist.... back

I felt a presence practically inches behind me and then cold hands of bone on either side of my neck...

My hands started trembling with my eyes screwed shut!

" AHHHHHHHHHHH" .... and i heard a sound of calabash crashing down and breaking, approximately 2 graves away!

That sounded very much like Shola, his nerve must have broken!

I heard what seemed like a woman's high pitched evil laughter.


https://66.media.tumblr.com/e791b05b08217e2bee6f35e00761ab02/tumblr_n4b0vmxQ4F1rm7jt9o1_400.gif

And Shola started making gurgling terrible sounds like he was being strangled...

I ran forward without daring to look back chanting " Jesus, Jesus, Jesus" zeetee

To be continued .....



Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

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I was a part of the Medellin Syndicate....

https://www.nairaland.com/5156642/mile-high-club

I have an offer from a United Nations agency.

The application process took almost a whole year

1. Did an online skills assessment.

2. Did a video interview - you get a question... you have a 5 minute window to upload your answers.

3. A brutal language proficiency interview.

It's not that bad, but dont exaggerate your level of proficiency.

I got interviewed in French (advanced) and Spanish & Arabic (basic)


4. Final panel interview. 3 senior staff.

Corona pandemic disrupted resumption. I should have gone to Rome..

I have friends here in UNICEF, WFP, UNDP and WHO.

You keep applying and applying, be introspective - i.e. be brutally honest with yourself - "what am I lacking?" and work on it.

I didn't get my Offer on the first try.... I didn't for some time NEVER GIVE UP!

The pay is mega.

A friend was netting millions at a point in his early 30s.

But focus shouldn't always be about financial aspect.

Aim not to be mediocre at whatever you do.

Golan007:
See someone up there attacking me for telling the truth.

Even the other son was arrested multiple times in US for various crimes.

Hi bro.

Do you have any references for the one who committed crimes in the US?

Can you tell me more ? I would appreciate it.

The man and his sons always fascinated me.

I remember reading on the front pages of newspapers that his sons were caught red handed during a robbery operation in Abuja. Senator disowned his sons saying they should rot in jail.

2 - 3 weeks later, I saw on front pages of newspapers again that the accomplice had been killed in jail and the sons ferried to UK. I think it was during IGP Tafa Baloguns era.

I was shocked when i read that one of those boys was killed in 2015 by the police...during a robbery, again!

If you know anything more as i mentioned.
Please do tell. It intrigued me that Senator's children could be that criminal.

Thanks

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Over a decade ago, I was caught in a collapsing building ...

I was there to fulfil a termination contract on Vincenzo Lucarelli.

It was a fine September afternoon..

kinzation:
Happy baiday baby

"Baby"?

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The 4th man... TheFacelessMan .

I would one day write a good story on this ... busy now

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She does look like Rocket Racoon....

One of my favourite characters. Too smart for his size.

[img]https://media./images/78d3ef379378a6c81c08fdd653230988/tenor.gif[/img]

Quite a lot of guys here don't understand what these terms mean :

Pedophilia, Rape, harassment.

I have seen comments promoting rape... asking why a girl dressed one way or why she visited a guy when she had no intention of sex.

When they get to the West, they get taught a life changing lesson.

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Almaigaa:
Make the Guy check well, the Woman go get Yam legs, Bear Bear for face and Bear Bear for Chest. I cant spend that much for any lady from that Region

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Troublemaker

Remorse doesn't count for sexual harassment.

They should have been made to pay the price.

So sad.... poor girl probably sacrificed a lot to make a good grade in school...

All to be brutally murdered. May God grant her justice and the family the fortitude to bear the loss.

CovidVaccine:
Don't die in your sleep





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmC8jMS16NI






Sleep apnoea is when your breathing stops and starts while you sleep. The most common type is called obstructive sleep apnoea.

The main symptoms of sleep apnoea include making gasping or choking noises while you sleep, loud snoring and feeling very tired during the day.

Sleep apnoea is usually treated with a mask you wear while you're asleep (CPAP machine).

Sleep apnoea is caused by your airways becoming relaxed and narrow while you sleep. It's linked to things like obesity and getting older.






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLKo_i7uJqE

Obstructive Sleep Apnea (OSA) was actually the first thing that came to my mind....

Mynd44:
Fortunately actually.

The "hate" is silly and baseless. Nigerians want to cruise and joke about with very serious issues especially people on social media.

Sometimes you read things and you wonder how educated people reason like that

Mynd44... I have some hidden posts I wish to archive, I am building a collection of stories. PLEASE can you unhide them even if it's just for 24 - 48 hrs ?

Thanks in advance

ymdo:
Do you know the name of the film in that your gif image. I've been searching for it for a while now

It is my own true life experience....

But check Christian Bale's Equilibrium (2000)

ymdo:
Do you know the name of the film in that your gif image. I've been searching for it for a while now

It is my own true life experience....

But check Christian Bale's Equilibrium (2000)