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CrimeRe: Olakunle Ajomale Carrying US Microchip In His Body Since 2010 (pics) by TheFacelessMan:
Many years ago, I shot an assassin with a similar chip embedded at the base of his spine...

[img]https:///tumblr_m4ryru1kKx1qllovxo2_500.gif[/img]

His name was Jason Bourne...
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Chadwick Boseman: A Nairalander's Photorealistic Drawing!! by TheFacelessMan: 8:54pm On Sep 07, 2020
Draw me and I would kill 3 people for you....

FREE.
CelebritiesRe: Josef Koeberl Beats His World Record After He Sat In Tub Of Ice For Over 2 Hours by TheFacelessMan: 8:53pm On Sep 07, 2020
angry

Shiit missed FP
HealthRe: Indonesians Who Don't Wear Face-Masks Are Made To Lie In Coffins By Police (Pix) by TheFacelessMan: 4:55pm On Sep 06, 2020
angry
PoliticsRe: NAF Commences The Airlift Of Humanitarian Relief Items Approved By FG For IDPs by TheFacelessMan: 6:09pm On Sep 05, 2020
Ages ago, I flew a fighter jet in the war..

This is a true account of the horrors I faced...

https://hooniverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/no-time-to-die-db5-donuts-1575470489.gif
LiteratureRe: The Damsel In Distress by TheFacelessMan(op): 4:52pm On Sep 04, 2020
Likely completing it here.
CultureRe: 2 Lovers From Okija, Anambra Commit Suicide Over 'Osu' (Disturbing Pictures) by TheFacelessMan: 4:09pm On Sep 04, 2020
keyboardwarwar:
It might be Homocide case.

Proper investigation should be carried on!

Maybe, the person that did not want to see them marry, killed them
You have watched too many movies.

Which killer has the time to fake deaths when our Police are so incompetent they can't see anything?
LiteratureThe Damsel In Distress by TheFacelessMan(op): 1:42pm On Sep 04, 2020
Some centuries back, I killed such a monster.

This is a true adventure...

https://www.gifmania.co.uk/Fantasy-Animated-Gifs/Animated-Fantasy-Animals/Hydra/Jason-Vs-Hydra-87071.gif

I was on my way to Timbuktu to see a gold merchant when I saw her....

She was the most beautiful girl my eyes had ever had the fortune of seeing.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/12267848_arabby_jpega745f129b472004eeff14e2e171f7264

Our eyes met and I felt a jolt of 10,000 volts course through my body ( though electricity wasn't yet discovered then) undecided

[img]https://i./7URU.gif[/img]

I was informed that the village tradition was to sacrifice the most beautiful virgin to a monster as yearly snack cry

Talata (her name) was the chosen one. She told me sadly that she had less than a fortnight to live. undecided

"I would die for you" I said. Back when "for better for worse" meant something....

We spent steamy nights together, her virginity already past tense.

And then, the time came for the sacrifice.

On my way to the mountaintop to confront the monster, I went to see the village witch.

She accepted my sacrifice and warned me that only true love and a pure heart can overcome what I was about to face.

She placed her hand on my sword and it burst into flames. shocked shocked shocked

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DaringAdeptHylaeosaurus-size_restricted.gif

To be continued......

Culled from The Saga of the Shadowless Son
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Science/TechnologyRe: Rare Mutant Two-Headed Rattlesnake Found In Arizona, US (Photos) by TheFacelessMan:
Some centuries back, I killed such a monster.

This is a true adventure...

https://www.gifmania.co.uk/Fantasy-Animated-Gifs/Animated-Fantasy-Animals/Hydra/Jason-Vs-Hydra-87071.gif

I was on my way to Timbuktu to see a gold merchant when I saw her....

She was the most beautiful girl my eyes had ever had the fortune of seeing.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/12267848_arabby_jpega745f129b472004eeff14e2e171f7264

Our eyes met and I felt a jolt of 10,000 volts course through my body ( though electricity wasn't yet discovered then) undecided

[img]https://i./7URU.gif[/img]

I was informed that the village tradition was to sacrifice the most beautiful virgin to a monster as a yearly snack cry

Talata (her name) was the chosen one. She told me sadly that she had less than a fortnight to live. undecided

"I would die for you" I said. That was back when "for better for worse" meant something....

We spent steamy nights together, her virginity already past tense.

And then, the time came for the sacrifice.

On my way to the mountaintop to confront the monster, I went to see the village witch.

She accepted my sacrifice and warned me that only true love and a pure heart can overcome what I was about to face.

She placed her hand on my sword and it burst into flames. shocked shocked shocked

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DaringAdeptHylaeosaurus-size_restricted.gif

To be continued......

Culled from The Saga of the Shadowless Son
Nairaland GeneralRe: Elephant Attacks Man, Seizes His Bicycle (Photo, Video) by TheFacelessMan: 10:45am On Sep 02, 2020
angry

Years back, I faced a herd of African elephants...

This is how I survived.

PoliticsRe: "Tinubu" Trends On Twitter As Nigerians Drag Bola Tinubu by TheFacelessMan: 11:56pm On Aug 26, 2020
angry
EducationRe: MOST EXPENSIVE ITEMS IN THE WORLD [photos]. Check the ones you can afford? by TheFacelessMan: 11:43pm On Aug 26, 2020
cool

21. My services

I never miss!
PoliticsRe: How To Check Your Digital ID Number by TheFacelessMan: 5:46pm On Aug 15, 2020
angry

Name : The Shadowless Son

Formerly: The Faceless Man

Date of Birth : 08/08/1888

Profession : Assasin

National ID Number : Various


DSS, NIA, FBI, CIA and Interpol now...

[img]https://i./TkJZ.gif[/img]
PoliticsRe: Lanre Razak Is Dead by TheFacelessMan: 3:08pm On Aug 15, 2020
Ayt27:
You remind me of someone TheFacelessman
I am a bit curious... do I strike you as a religious/pious person?
EducationRe: The Creepy Remains Of An Abandoned Prison by TheFacelessMan: 3:07pm On Aug 15, 2020
Believe me, I broke out of this prison some years back...
CelebritiesRe: Alexreports Celebrates His Wife, Esther Nwankwo's First Birthday In Marriage by TheFacelessMan: 6:00pm On Aug 12, 2020
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Science/TechnologyRe: Two-Headed Russell Viper Discovered In India (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 4:49pm On Aug 12, 2020
Science/TechnologyRe: Two-Headed Russell Viper Discovered In India (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 4:49pm On Aug 12, 2020
angry
TravelRe: Cannibal Tribe That 'Killed & Ate Rockefeller' (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 3:09pm On Aug 11, 2020
Interesting story.

I missed the chance for FP and an action packed adventure grin
CrimeRe: 08/08 - The Faceless Man Becomes The Shadowless Son by TheFacelessMan(op): 9:58pm On Aug 08, 2020
cool
Crime08/08 - The Faceless Man Becomes The Shadowless Son by TheFacelessMan(op): 9:57pm On Aug 08, 2020
08/08/2020 is a special day for me.

The number 8 looks like the infinity symbol standing up straight. I love double entendres and puns and I chose 08/08 for that reason.

As much as I love the The Faceless Man/Men persona of the Game of thrones, it is not mine and I might encounter copyright issues in future if I decide to go commercial.

My compendium of stories would be henceforth titled :

The Saga of the Shadowless Son.

A external link from Nairaland would soon be provided. I really wanted to continue here but some of good stories are being hidden by the MODs

PS- there are some puns in the Shadowless Son if you know where to look wink
Foreign AffairsRe: 14-Year-Old Missing Malaysian Boy Found In Crocrodile's Stomach (Graphic Pics) by TheFacelessMan:
Many years back, I battled with a maneater on the coast of River Nile.

My friend, Wilhelm was a fisherman like me...

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RealisticWhisperedEkaltadeta-size_restricted.gif


We were all having a good time and the sea


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CrimeRe: Cocaine Rained As Plane Filled With The Substance Crashed On Take Off by TheFacelessMan: 9:29am On Aug 02, 2020
TheFacelessMan:
PART 1

How I brought the drugs onto the plane is a story for another day.

But I had an aging mother, a materialistic wife and an ever-hungry dog to feed.


I had a gambling habit as well and so I agreed to ferry the COKE to Brazil for a sum of $15,000 which is 5.4 million in this Buhari “CHANGI” Regime .

[img]https://i./Nc8O.gif[/img]

I got on Nigerian Airways at 12 noon en route Rio Di Janeiro after the usual delays and postponements.



A very pretty hostess, “RACHEL”, her name-tag read ushered me to 15C aisle seat. Our eyes met, a teasing smile on her lips and I thought “In another world, at another time”

I settled down in my seat waiting for take-off, marveling at how easy it was to beat Nigerian Immigrations.

A minute into the pre-flight safety instructions by RACHEL, a male hostess cancel host named “BUKAR” walked from behind and whispered into her ears.

She nodded and walked to the rear of the plane presumably to get refreshments. As she passed by me, she gave me a deep, undressing look. Like she wanted to give me an X-RAY. kiss kiss kiss My mum always told me how handsome I was cool

BUKAR was tall & bulky, rather too ugly and unfriendly looking to be in public service. I lost interest hearing him drone on and on. I closed my eyes….



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PracticalDismalIcelandichorse-small.gif

Just as the plane took off, I heard a booming voice from the front of the plane say:

“Mr Chukwu-something shocked, you are under arrest for trafficking narcotic substances…..” shocked shocked shocked shocked
CrimeRe: GRAPHIC PHOTOS; Woman Gets Stabbed Through The Forehead By Estranged Boyfriend by TheFacelessMan: 12:40pm On Jul 31, 2020
shocked
TravelRe: Vehicle Falls Off Gwagwalada Bridge by TheFacelessMan: 12:37pm On Jul 31, 2020
shocked

I once fell off a bridge into the icy waters of River Zambezi
PetsRe: Have You Been Chased By A Dog Before? Share Your Experience. by TheFacelessMan:
I have almost been killed by the dog's cousins.... a pack of wolves shocked

[img]https://media1./images/4c70588a796220519b3e33fd72f640f1/tenor.gif?itemid=11902701[/img]

TheFacelessMan:
angry .. Survival skills.


In 1980, i got lost at the Serengeti National Park in Tanzania.

This is the true story of how i survived my ordeal with wildlife.

How did I get lost ? I was obviously not listening to the tour guide. undecided

It was going to be dark soon and the predators would come out for prey.


Using my Boy Scout skills, I made a fire and prepared to settle for the night.

I was almost dozing off when I was startled by the howl of a wild dog shocked shocked shocked shocked

The wild dogs were ferocious killers who would eat chunks of flesh from you while alive.


The dogs kept calling to each other and I knew they were drawing closer and closer shocked shocked shocked

Everything went silent and I knew they had come!

I strained my eyes to see, listened with bated breath for where / when the attack will come... cry

...which soon did. The pack of 5 dogs came into the clearing, led by the Alpha cool

The Alpha was a cocky m'fucker, thick of neck and a smile full of teeth...very big and sharp grin

I was armed only with a machete for clearing the bush...nothing else!

There were no 2nd chances. It was Life or Death.

..... any mistake and i would be torn into pieces.

I snatched a branch out of the fire and they ran off. But came back a few seconds later.

I was dinner for them, they got bolder and bolder on each return.




Encountered wild dogs...... croc......lion....hippopotamus.....

CrimeRe: The Diary Of A Hitman.. by TheFacelessMan(op): 8:17pm On Jul 30, 2020
shocked
CrimeRe: The Diary Of A Hitman.. by TheFacelessMan(op):
"Quick, quick.... hide under the bed"

[img]https://media1./images/02f135d2c55c166bee673f9138fc633e/tenor.gif?itemid=11452572[/img]

There i was under the bed, Beretta in my hand, heart in my mouth... shocked

The wooden stairs creaked under the fat weight of Massimo and I swear I counted every single step with increasing dread cry

He opened the door and was welcomed by his wife. "What happened? " ..... The FBI was watching the airport!
CrimeThe Diary Of A Hitman.. by TheFacelessMan(op):
I would change the title later.... don't yet like it.

I started writing on this article till it was locked..


https://www.nairaland.com/6024455/side-chick-escapes-through-window#92278655


Years back, I was a hitman for Don Massimo Maccarone...

[img]https://media1./images/80b22e1aa9cd8efb265ac1dab387cce8/tenor.gif?itemid=5254479[/img]

I was shooting rivals for him while shooting something else in his young, pretty wife..

One day, immediately I dropped Massimo at the airport, I returned home to assist him to service his wife.

Just as we were about to reach cloud 9, maybe cloud 8.5.... we heard a sharp horn undecided

I quickly ran to the window and what I saw there made my blood freeze and I had fastest erection reversal in the history of mankind. shocked
RomanceRe: Side Chick Escapes Through Window After Lover’s Wife Came Knocking by TheFacelessMan:
angry

Years back, I was a hitman for Don Massimo Maccarone...


[img]https://media1./images/80b22e1aa9cd8efb265ac1dab387cce8/tenor.gif?itemid=5254479[/img]

I was shooting rivals for him while shooting something else in his young, pretty wife..

One day, immediately I dropped Massimo at the airport, I returned home to assist him to service his wife.

Just as we were about to reach cloud 9, maybe cloud 8.5.... we heard a sharp horn undecided

I quickly ran to the window and what I saw there made my blood freeze and I had fastest erection reversal in the history of mankind. shocked

"Quick, quick.... hide under the bed"

There i was under the bed, Beretta in my hand, heart in my mouth...

The wooden stairs creaked under the fat weight of Massimo and I swear I counted every single step with increasing dread cry

He opened the door and was welcomed by his wife. "What happened? " ..... The FBI was watching the airport!

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