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Many years ago, I shot an assassin with a similar chip embedded at the base of his spine... [img]https:///tumblr_m4ryru1kKx1qllovxo2_500.gif[/img] His name was Jason Bourne... |
Draw me and I would kill 3 people for you.... FREE. |
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Ages ago, I flew a fighter jet in the war.. This is a true account of the horrors I faced... https://hooniverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/no-time-to-die-db5-donuts-1575470489.gif |
Likely completing it here. |
keyboardwarwar:You have watched too many movies. Which killer has the time to fake deaths when our Police are so incompetent they can't see anything? |
Some centuries back, I killed such a monster. This is a true adventure... https://www.gifmania.co.uk/Fantasy-Animated-Gifs/Animated-Fantasy-Animals/Hydra/Jason-Vs-Hydra-87071.gif I was on my way to Timbuktu to see a gold merchant when I saw her.... She was the most beautiful girl my eyes had ever had the fortune of seeing. www.nairaland.com/attachments/12267848_arabby_jpega745f129b472004eeff14e2e171f7264 Our eyes met and I felt a jolt of 10,000 volts course through my body ( though electricity wasn't yet discovered then) ![]() [img]https://i./7URU.gif[/img] I was informed that the village tradition was to sacrifice the most beautiful virgin to a monster as yearly snack Talata (her name) was the chosen one. She told me sadly that she had less than a fortnight to live. ![]() "I would die for you" I said. Back when "for better for worse" meant something.... We spent steamy nights together, her virginity already past tense. And then, the time came for the sacrifice. On my way to the mountaintop to confront the monster, I went to see the village witch. She accepted my sacrifice and warned me that only true love and a pure heart can overcome what I was about to face. She placed her hand on my sword and it burst into flames. https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DaringAdeptHylaeosaurus-size_restricted.gif To be continued...... Culled from The Saga of the Shadowless Son |
Some centuries back, I killed such a monster. This is a true adventure... https://www.gifmania.co.uk/Fantasy-Animated-Gifs/Animated-Fantasy-Animals/Hydra/Jason-Vs-Hydra-87071.gif I was on my way to Timbuktu to see a gold merchant when I saw her.... She was the most beautiful girl my eyes had ever had the fortune of seeing. www.nairaland.com/attachments/12267848_arabby_jpega745f129b472004eeff14e2e171f7264 Our eyes met and I felt a jolt of 10,000 volts course through my body ( though electricity wasn't yet discovered then) ![]() [img]https://i./7URU.gif[/img] I was informed that the village tradition was to sacrifice the most beautiful virgin to a monster as a yearly snack Talata (her name) was the chosen one. She told me sadly that she had less than a fortnight to live. ![]() "I would die for you" I said. That was back when "for better for worse" meant something.... We spent steamy nights together, her virginity already past tense. And then, the time came for the sacrifice. On my way to the mountaintop to confront the monster, I went to see the village witch. She accepted my sacrifice and warned me that only true love and a pure heart can overcome what I was about to face. She placed her hand on my sword and it burst into flames. https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DaringAdeptHylaeosaurus-size_restricted.gif To be continued...... Culled from The Saga of the Shadowless Son |
![]() Years back, I faced a herd of African elephants... This is how I survived.
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![]() Name : The Shadowless Son Formerly: The Faceless Man Date of Birth : 08/08/1888 Profession : Assasin National ID Number : Various DSS, NIA, FBI, CIA and Interpol now... [img]https://i./TkJZ.gif[/img] |
Ayt27:I am a bit curious... do I strike you as a religious/pious person? |
Believe me, I broke out of this prison some years back... |
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Interesting story. I missed the chance for FP and an action packed adventure ![]() |
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08/08/2020 is a special day for me. The number 8 looks like the infinity symbol standing up straight. I love double entendres and puns and I chose 08/08 for that reason. As much as I love the The Faceless Man/Men persona of the Game of thrones, it is not mine and I might encounter copyright issues in future if I decide to go commercial. My compendium of stories would be henceforth titled : The Saga of the Shadowless Son. A external link from Nairaland would soon be provided. I really wanted to continue here but some of good stories are being hidden by the MODs PS- there are some puns in the Shadowless Son if you know where to look ![]() |
Many years back, I battled with a maneater on the coast of River Nile. My friend, Wilhelm was a fisherman like me... https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RealisticWhisperedEkaltadeta-size_restricted.gif We were all having a good time and the sea [img]https://i./CiPh.gif[/img] |
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I once fell off a bridge into the icy waters of River Zambezi |
I have almost been killed by the dog's cousins.... a pack of wolves [img]https://media1./images/4c70588a796220519b3e33fd72f640f1/tenor.gif?itemid=11902701[/img] TheFacelessMan: |
"Quick, quick.... hide under the bed" [img]https://media1./images/02f135d2c55c166bee673f9138fc633e/tenor.gif?itemid=11452572[/img] There i was under the bed, Beretta in my hand, heart in my mouth... The wooden stairs creaked under the fat weight of Massimo and I swear I counted every single step with increasing dread He opened the door and was welcomed by his wife. "What happened? " ..... The FBI was watching the airport! |
I would change the title later.... don't yet like it. I started writing on this article till it was locked.. https://www.nairaland.com/6024455/side-chick-escapes-through-window#92278655 Years back, I was a hitman for Don Massimo Maccarone... [img]https://media1./images/80b22e1aa9cd8efb265ac1dab387cce8/tenor.gif?itemid=5254479[/img] I was shooting rivals for him while shooting something else in his young, pretty wife.. One day, immediately I dropped Massimo at the airport, I returned home to assist him to service his wife. Just as we were about to reach cloud 9, maybe cloud 8.5.... we heard a sharp horn ![]() I quickly ran to the window and what I saw there made my blood freeze and I had fastest erection reversal in the history of mankind. |
![]() Years back, I was a hitman for Don Massimo Maccarone... [img]https://media1./images/80b22e1aa9cd8efb265ac1dab387cce8/tenor.gif?itemid=5254479[/img] I was shooting rivals for him while shooting something else in his young, pretty wife.. One day, immediately I dropped Massimo at the airport, I returned home to assist him to service his wife. Just as we were about to reach cloud 9, maybe cloud 8.5.... we heard a sharp horn ![]() I quickly ran to the window and what I saw there made my blood freeze and I had fastest erection reversal in the history of mankind. "Quick, quick.... hide under the bed" There i was under the bed, Beretta in my hand, heart in my mouth... The wooden stairs creaked under the fat weight of Massimo and I swear I counted every single step with increasing dread He opened the door and was welcomed by his wife. "What happened? " ..... The FBI was watching the airport! |
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