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LiteratureRe: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by TheFacelessMan(op): 9:47am On May 03, 2021
Mynd44.... I really think it was my plea this morning that got this story back.

It is my favourite story and I am very grateful. Thanks! grin
CrimeRe: Local Hunters Kill 4th Elephant In 2 Years In Ogun State (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 9:12am On May 03, 2021
cool
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Rain Bullets On Cash Van In South Africa (Video) by TheFacelessMan(op): 7:35am On May 03, 2021
NarcoPolo:
You this madman

Okay I done mention you oya let rip with your useless delusions as usual

CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Rain Bullets On Cash Van In South Africa (Video) by TheFacelessMan(op):
cool

It was a windy day in December, 2015 and I was busy minding my business on the streets of Nairobi

Suddenly I saw a crowd running from The Mall in the centre of town....screaming and crying shocked

My instincts kicked in and I walked up to a guard who was panicking and shouting out indecipherable commands into a walkie-talkie.

"Lieutenant Commander X-X here, what's the sit-rep (situation-report) ?"






Watch the black guy closely... he was unusually calm, I hope he is not responsible for an inside job?
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Rain Bullets On Cash Van In South Africa (Video) by TheFacelessMan(op):
Mention me if you want to hear a real life story....

Once upon a time in a quiet European city, I had a similar encounter.... cool

https://66.media.tumblr.com/16124ab4ff637c6df12cb293c97501fb/tumblr_ngluni5nmO1ql7ewpo8_540.gif

Check out more stories here.... IF only the moderators can un-hide my old stories, I have some really great ones. grin

https://www.nairaland.com/5141615/memoirs-faceless-man
CrimeArmed Robbers Rain Bullets On Cash Van In South Africa (Video) by TheFacelessMan(op): 7:08am On May 03, 2021
Bullets rip into the side of a cash van as the driver is forced to employ evasive action to avoid armed robbers.

The attempted heist saw raiders repeatedly ram and open fire on the Toyota truck as the shocked driver and an armed guard flee through traffic.

Dash cam footage records the moment loud cracks begin, with the outer pane of the driver's window shattering inches from his face moments later.

The engine can be heard roaring as he screeches away, steering hard several times in an effort to lose the tail.

The guard grabs an automatic rifle and grips it as he awaits further onslaught.

At one point the driver performs a u-turn and then can heard shouting "They're going to shoot. They're going to f****** shoot," before several more shots ring out.

"Phone Robbie, phone Josh. Ask them where they are," he then tells his colleague.

After two-and-a-half minutes the driver parked the truck, grabbed the rifle and got out by which point the raiders had fled.

His actions have seen him win praise online following the incident on April 22 in South Africa.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/cash-van-driver-races-away-24021229


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAvqDF3Wujc

Christianity EtcRe: MBA Victims Ask Oyakhilome To Return ₦1 Billion Donated By Maxwell Odum by TheFacelessMan:
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CrimeRe: Rape: ECOWAS Court Awards N90million In Damages To Nigerian Air Force Woman by TheFacelessMan: 5:46pm On May 01, 2021
If true, the rapist should be jailed!

Sad!
TravelRe: Portugal Opens World's Longest Pedestrian Suspension Bridge On Mountains(Pics) by TheFacelessMan: 6:09am On May 01, 2021
angry

Some years back, I had an encounter on such a bridge in Kuala Lumpur....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Profile Of Hiny Umoren Who Went Missing During A Job Interview In Akwa Ibom by TheFacelessMan: 5:56am On May 01, 2021
dominique:
Scam Biko. Wtf is a sales nutritionist? What does an health insurance company need a nutritionist for? PhD Germany? Makes absolutely no sense. Dress code: co-operate, wrong spelling which is very typical to scammers. No serious company or outsourcing firm will send you a mail using a gmail address or at least providing their company website in their mail. It's either they're gnld or dangerous criminals that wants to lure unsustainable job seekers to their trap.
I took a cursory glance but that "PhD Germany " stuck out like a sore thumb. Obvious fraud.

@ the story... I pray the girl is found safe and in good health.
CrimeRe: Drug Trafficker Excretes 97 Wraps Of Cocaine After Arrest At Lagos Airport by TheFacelessMan: 5:18am On May 01, 2021
angry

Check the rest of the story here....

https://www.nairaland.com/5156642/mile-high-club#77896567

TheFacelessMan:
PART 1

How I brought the drugs onto the plane is a story for another day.

But I had an aging mother, a materialistic wife and an ever-hungry dog to feed.


I had a gambling habit as well and so I agreed to ferry the COKE to Brazil for a sum of $15,000 which is 5.4 million in this Buhari “CHANGI” Regime .

[img]https://i./Nc8O.gif[/img]

I got on Nigerian Airways at 12 noon en route Rio Di Janeiro after the usual delays and postponements.



A very pretty hostess, “RACHEL”, her name-tag read ushered me to 15C aisle seat. Our eyes met, a teasing smile on her lips and I thought “In another world, at another time”

I settled down in my seat waiting for take-off, marveling at how easy it was to beat Nigerian Immigrations.

A minute into the pre-flight safety instructions by RACHEL, a male hostess cancel host named “BUKAR” walked from behind and whispered into her ears.

She nodded and walked to the rear of the plane presumably to get refreshments. As she passed by me, she gave me a deep, undressing look. Like she wanted to give me an X-RAY. kiss kiss kiss My mum always told me how handsome I was cool

BUKAR was tall & bulky, rather too ugly and unfriendly looking to be in public service. I lost interest hearing him drone on and on. I closed my eyes….



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PracticalDismalIcelandichorse-small.gif

Just as the plane took off, I heard a booming voice from the front of the plane say:

“Mr Chukwu-something shocked, you are under arrest for trafficking narcotic substances…..” shocked shocked shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: Sierra Leone Thankful To Nigeria, Others At 60th Independence Anniversary by TheFacelessMan: 2:38pm On Apr 28, 2021
cool

If you abuse Abacha there... you might be publicly flogged.

When the world ignored the civil war there, Sani Abacha single-handedly mobilized ECOMOG to fight the rebels.

Sierra Leone is forever grateful to him for this, he has streets named after him.
RomanceRe: Lady Poisons Herself & Her Ex-Boyfriend To Death A Week To His Wedding In Imo by TheFacelessMan: 11:08pm On Apr 22, 2021
Mouth Gig:
ADAM,DAVID, SAMSON, ABACHA PRINCE PHILIPS undecided









U NOR STILL LEARN undecided
Prince Philip? Or Harry undecided
CelebritiesRe: Francisco Joaquimo: Guinness World Records holder for Widest Mouth by TheFacelessMan: 5:48am On Apr 21, 2021
angry
PoliticsRe: Flags, Coats Of Arms, Symbols And Monuments Of Nigerian States (2021) by TheFacelessMan: 5:52am On Apr 20, 2021
Naptu, The Best.

Thanks sir for all your efforts in educating folks here.

Big fan!
TravelRe: Have you Ever Missed Your Flight Due To Lagos Traffic? Share Your Experience by TheFacelessMan: 9:19pm On Apr 19, 2021
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CrimeRe: Badboy Left Black Rob Homeless! But Diddy Preach Black Power! by TheFacelessMan: 5:50am On Apr 15, 2021
"Like Whoa!"

One of my favourite songs of all time.

Sick beat. cool
CrimeRe: U.S Cop Shot Dead By Drug Dealer During Highway Check In Scary Video by TheFacelessMan: 9:23pm On Apr 13, 2021
cool
CrimeRe: Man Shot His Girlfriend And Her Boyfriend Over Some Misunderstanding. (PICTURES) by TheFacelessMan: 9:21pm On Apr 13, 2021
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PetsRe: Man Opens Stomach Of Monster Alligator To Find Tags Of 5 Missing Dogs In US by TheFacelessMan: 8:25pm On Apr 11, 2021
Alligators and crocodiles LOVE to dine on dogs.

Leopards too. undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: Prince Philip: Artilleries Across U.K, Navy ships Fired 41 Gunshot Salute(Pics) by TheFacelessMan: 5:45pm On Apr 11, 2021
Reminds me of the beginning of 007 - You Only Live Twice.. when James Bond was given a burial at sea cool
Music/RadioRe: Throw Back: Most Memorable DMX Hit Songs(Pics/Video) by TheFacelessMan:
How can "Slippin" not be on the list ?

It was even played to a judge in court to showcase his struggles in life.

"Dogs for life" was my favourite of his though....


" Most niggahs make moves, niggahs like us make it happen.... the show we used to do, we thought we would never make it rapping"
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Naval Officer Escapes From Kidnappers - Pictures by TheFacelessMan: 10:44pm On Apr 09, 2021
cool

Years back I had such a narrow escape..
CelebritiesRe: Twitter Suspends Nigerian Influencers’ Accounts by TheFacelessMan: 11:33am On Apr 06, 2021
naptu2:
That's what they do. They get paid to tweet.

I bet most of them had never heard of the guy until they were paid to tweet that hashtag.
grin grin grin

You are The Best, Sir. I am a huge fan.

I read the article and if not for your context, would have been in the dark. Thanks for the good work, Sir!
CelebritiesRe: Twitter Suspends Nigerian Influencers’ Accounts by TheFacelessMan: 11:30am On Apr 06, 2021
naptu2:
The Alex Saab saga.

The US Government has been opposed to the Venezuelan Government since the days of Hugo Chavez. Alex Saab is a Venezuelan-Lebanese businessman who is closely linked to the Venezuelan Government.

His private jet stopped over in Cape Verde to refuel and he was detained due to an Interpol red notice. The US Government had declared him wanted on money laundering charges.


Some Nigerian and foreign influencers recently tweeted a hashtag calling on the Cape Verde Government to free him. The people who tweeter that sponsored hashtag had their Twitter accounts suspended.
Thanks for the context provided.

I didn't understand the last sentence though. Were the Nigerian "influencers" sponsored to tweet in favour of the detained guy?
PoliticsRe: Malami: Atiku Not Fit To Contest For President, His Parents Are Cameroonians by TheFacelessMan: 11:00am On Apr 06, 2021
cool

Attack is best form of defence.
Foreign AffairsRe: How The Ancient Egyptians Mummifed Their Dead For Afterlife In Steps (Graphic) by TheFacelessMan: 7:54pm On Apr 04, 2021
grin

Missed this one grin
CelebritiesRe: Rick Ross - Pray For DMX Who Is Fighting For His Life After Drug Overdose by TheFacelessMan: 8:39pm On Apr 03, 2021
offset67:
what they really want from a nigga
"Ay yo I am SLIPPING, I am falling... I can't get up"
AutosRe: Wow: How Lions Are Transported By Plane In South Africa by TheFacelessMan: 10:15am On Apr 02, 2021
OlayemiAshraf:
Ahh.... shocked so how did you put them back to sleep huh?
There's a neat trick...but don't try it at home.

You push your hand or leg so far down the beast's throat to activate the gag reflex.

It works for me... but i don't advise you try it.
AutosRe: Wow: How Lions Are Transported By Plane In South Africa by TheFacelessMan: 9:59am On Apr 02, 2021
OlayemiAshraf:
Hmmmm ... This picture just give me inspiration to write a fiction-horror story....( Lions on plane ) grin
Years back... something similar happened to me.

The tranquillizers given to the beasts weren't sufficient.

Some of them woke... shocked

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