₦airaland Forum

Terrence99:
Nairaland females will kill you with PMs.

Reflect7:
DUDE, DO YOU HAVE A WORKING BRAIN?

Do you know what Nigeria's annual budget is compared to the United States'?

I know you haven't the slightest clue.

Nigeria (pop 210 million) annual budget: 35 billion dollars.

USA (pop 320 million) annual budget: 7.7 TRILLION dollars.

So what makes you and all of you DULLARDS on Nairaland think that Nigeria should be able to pay her doctors comparable salaries to what the USA pays hers?

I mean, you all claim you went to school, but basic knowledge and analytical ability is beyond the majority of you.

Pathetic.

Your NUMBER ONE ISSUE in Nigeria today is to RAISE YOUR REVENUE THROUGH DIVERSIFICATION AWAY FROM OIL AND GAS.

The oil income is a PITTANCE for your huge population, even without corruption.

So STOP imagining that there is all this money that would solve all the nation's problems if only it were properly managed.

That is an ILLUSION.

Nigeria needs to generate more wealth. That is the NUMBER ONE PROBLEM of the country.

South Africa's annual budget for her 70 million population is 127 billion dollars. That's nearly 5 times Nigeria's annual budget.

And you wonder why South Africa is more developed?

Why she can pay her doctors more than we can ours?

We must continue to diversify. ONLY SOLUTION.

Abusing Buhari, Fulanis, Northerners, and 'Nigeria', will not help create a single dollar in increased national revenue.

YOUR BEST WAY to contribute to building that national wealth is to learn a skill and go start a business!!!

Pollze:
Did anyone notice the inscription on the vehicle?

Benesis:
Simple way to kill and conceal your tracks, kill someone, go to cemetery, dig a grave, and leave them there, our superstitious beliefs wil cover your tracks.

Na since wen wey ghost slap dey comot person blood for body

TheFacelessMan:


Some years back, I was a mercenary in an exam....

For at least 23 hours daily, all i thought of was Fatima Abdullah.

She was extremely beautiful.... extremely dull too.

She expertly manipulated me into sitting for her in Physics 101 exams.

We were already seated in the Hall when stern looking Professor Arowojobe walked in like Death, Itself.

If you check "SADIST" in the dictionary, i am sure his passport photo is there.

He started calling everyone by name and you had to stand up.

"Chinedu Okadigbo"..... "Olaide Ademola"....

"Fatima Abdullah "

"FATIMA ABDULLAH "

There was graveyard silence.

I am as masculine as they come. From voice to facial hair.

How do i pass off as a woman?!

Prof Arowojobe looked like a wolf in Ramadan


[img]https://media./images/6ac739c103dc3366f3b7f36568af1916/tenor.gif[/img]

So.... i heard Arowojobe calling for security backup and i knew i had to dash for it!

I ran headlong and slammed into Arowojobe...catching him by surprise.

Out of the corner of my eyes... i saw 2 guards in hot pursuit. One huge one had blocked my only route of escape - the staircase


"Heyyyyy...HEYYYY you!" I heard them shout behind me as they closed the distance between us..

I was in my final year, 500 Level Engineering. If caught, i was screwed


They had blocked all possible avenues to escape except ONE.

I took it. I jumped from the 4 storey building

Maybe it took only 3 seconds, but it seemed like 3 lifetimes as i sailed through the air...

I hurtled through tree branches at 100miles / hour....the red muddy ground rushing at me

I heard the audible crack of my ankle giving way under my weight


There i was ....helpless when they came for me.

The huge guard, quite unnecessarily jumped ontop me flattening me and i yelped out in pain.

EPILOGUE : Fatima denied all knowledge of me at the panel - she was pardoned. I was expelled for exam malpractices.


She got engaged to a rich Alhaji weeks after the incident and even had the balls to send me an invitation card to her wedding

"Let bygones be bygones, wish me well" her SMS said.

I am waiting at the reception hall right now, i have a gift for her.....

YES, i did BUY a GUN


[img]https://media1./images/7f0e29b98a6a55d1a126b09155398590/tenor.gif?itemid=10333376[/img]

This story has a good ending...but it would be long

TheFacelessMan:


Some years back, I was a mercenary in an exam....

For at least 23 hours daily, all i thought of was Fatima Abdullah.

She was extremely beautiful.... extremely dull too.

She expertly manipulated me into sitting for her in Physics 101 exams.

We were already seated in the Hall when stern looking Professor Arowojobe walked in like Death, Itself.

If you check "SADIST" in the dictionary, i am sure his passport photo is there.

He started calling everyone by name and you had to stand up.

"Chinedu Okadigbo"..... "Olaide Ademola"....

"Fatima Abdullah "

"FATIMA ABDULLAH "

There was graveyard silence.

I am as masculine as they come. From voice to facial hair.

How do i pass off as a woman?!

Prof Arowojobe looked like a wolf in Ramadan


[img]https://media./images/6ac739c103dc3366f3b7f36568af1916/tenor.gif[/img]

So.... i heard Arowojobe calling for security backup and i knew i had to dash for it!

I ran headlong and slammed into Arowojobe...catching him by surprise.

Out of the corner of my eyes... i saw 2 guards in hot pursuit. One huge one had blocked my only route of escape - the staircase


"Heyyyyy...HEYYYY you!" I heard them shout behind me as they closed the distance between us..

I was in my final year, 500 Level Engineering. If caught, i was screwed


They had blocked all possible avenues to escape except ONE.

I took it. I jumped from the 4 storey building

Maybe it took only 3 seconds, but it seemed like 3 lifetimes as i sailed through the air...

I hurtled through tree branches at 100miles / hour....the red muddy ground rushing at me

I heard the audible crack of my ankle giving way under my weight


There i was ....helpless when they came for me.

The huge guard, quite unnecessarily jumped ontop me flattening me and i yelped out in pain.

EPILOGUE : Fatima denied all knowledge of me at the panel - she was pardoned. I was expelled for exam malpractices.


She got engaged to a rich Alhaji weeks after the incident and even had the balls to send me an invitation card to her wedding

"Let bygones be bygones, wish me well" her SMS said.

I am waiting at the reception hall right now, i have a gift for her.....

YES, i did BUY a GUN


[img]https://media1./images/7f0e29b98a6a55d1a126b09155398590/tenor.gif?itemid=10333376[/img]

This story has a good ending...but it would be long