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Romance / Re: Capslocked's Unfair, Ten-year Ban Has Been Utterly Lifted. by Themainboy22: 12:58pm On Dec 02, 2020
Is that why they delected your previous post?.

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Celebrities / Re: Man Caught While Using His Girlfriend's Card To Shop For Another Lady by Themainboy22: 7:30pm On Dec 01, 2020
His only crime is that he was caught. Otherwise, it is not a big deal. The women have been doing it since the time of Adam, but are smart not to get caught.
Romance / Re: Man Laments After A Lady He Took Out Bought Food Of N4500 Out Of His 20k Salary by Themainboy22: 5:31pm On Dec 01, 2020
Nazgul:
Next time you take a girl out, never ask her to place orders unless you have enough cash on you that can cover whatever she orders for.

If you're on a low budget, call the waiter and make the orders yourself, after all you didn't go there to eat but to hangout and gist.
Sense no go kee you.

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Thought On This Chained Pre-Wedding Photo? by Themainboy22: 4:29pm On Dec 01, 2020
LMAO.

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Celebrities / Re: Farouq Umar Buys Toke Makinwa A N1,240,000 Bone Straight Hair (video) by Themainboy22: 10:39am On Nov 28, 2020
Maybe he bought it for her with the hope of accessing the coochie, but sad enough, Toke have already friendzoned him. The only thing he got in return was "thank you". While you will be thanking the guy, the niggar may be dying inside, who knows whether na his last card he used to impress woman grin. My advice: if you are close to the niggar, better be thanking him from a far distance before we begin to hear another story.

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Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCA$HIN: (2020) Girls Who Love Sex Die Poor by Themainboy22: 10:35am On Nov 27, 2020
Vicboy1:
Ubunja you are here miseducating girls to stop giving out sex easily but if girls stop giving you sex the same you will still complain and I know how Hot you are always
You don't have sense at all
The girls you should only miseducate are your daughters and sisters
Stop trying to spoil pussy for us
Lol, nobody is trying to spoil pvsssy for you. Even if all the women are to read this very misEducation, the fact remains that all are never gonna apply it, probably because of their penchant for attention, desperation and validation. Especially in this our social media era. There must be the ones who will go the hoe way. It's left for you to use the knowledge to your advantage. If you want satisfy your lust, go for the hoes. If you want to settle down go for the Virgins. Which have always been Ubunja's phrase of advice from the day one. It's left for the women to choose the one they want to be. However, your own is to play the game to your advantage.

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Education / Re: Who Else Remembered The Hand Of God? by Themainboy22: 2:13pm On Nov 26, 2020
rajisakiru:
When ask about the goal by journalists, he said "that goal was a little with the hand of Maradona, and a little with the hand of God"
Initially, he did not admit that his hand was involved with goal atall!. He said the goal was scored "a little with his Head, and a little with the Hand of God". It was in the year 2005, in a program, that he confessed that the goal was actually scored with his hands. But then, the deed have been done grin.

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Romance / Re: Men Are Getting So Scarce by Themainboy22: 8:03pm On Nov 24, 2020
I can bet my left testicle that Op is a Man werey, with two dangling hairy balls disguising just to scam the gullible ones here.
Romance / Re: Am I A Bad Boyfriend by Themainboy22: 10:06pm On Nov 23, 2020
missimelda01:
She do, complain
She no do, complain

Oga what is the color of your problem? Your mum said this and that, is your mum dating your girlfriend? You just confirmed that she’s a good girl so what’s with the act? undecided
The thing pain you pass the girl in question. Are you sure it's not what I'm thinking cheesy.
Romance / Re: Sorry Guys I Talk Too Much by Themainboy22: 7:49pm On Nov 23, 2020
If it's your only source of relief for the moment, you can continue. But don't look for trouble.
Romance / Re: She Can Only Chat With Me But Won't Call Me by Themainboy22: 7:35pm On Nov 23, 2020
donbachi:
Seek first the kingdom of GOD and his righteousness..and every other things shall be added unto u.

Good wife is one of it.
Brother, when did you turned to Pastor grin.
Romance / Re: Beg Anambra And Enugu Men To Marry Us–Imo Lady Cries Out (video) by Themainboy22: 10:54am On Nov 21, 2020
EVILFOREST:
When you know all the BEDSHEETS in GLOBAL SUITS HOTEL & IMO CONCORDE Hotel.
Until she stops PROSTITUTING, then Men will know that she's ready.
@the bolded, speak for yourself. No real Man go wan marry a retired hoe-olosho.

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Romance / Re: Strippers Seen Dancing At A Wedding Reception In Nigeria (video) by Themainboy22: 8:22pm On Nov 15, 2020
sapphiere:
God end this world please.
For wetin? this World wey dey sweet like this. The prayer should be God give some people brain.
Romance / Re: I Just Burned Down My Wife Super Market Because... by Themainboy22: 8:58am On Nov 14, 2020
I will simply close the shop, or employ a sales person to take care of it. But my trust for her will be gone forever, which might lead to divorce because I hate deception.

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Romance / Re: Modern Wives Will Never Do This–man Give Kudos To Wife For Kneeling While Servin by Themainboy22: 12:54am On Nov 08, 2020
Baddiezz:
Their mates are making new inventions and developing technologies everyday,while they are here looking for who will kneel down to serve them
Cry me a river. If you don't have what it takes to do so, I advise you remain in your papa's house. The last time I checked, this is Romance section, and not Science and Technology section.

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Romance / Re: Modern Wives Will Never Do This–man Give Kudos To Wife For Kneeling While Servin by Themainboy22: 9:34pm On Nov 07, 2020
If she can kneel down to collect his dickson, I don't see the big deal in kneeling down to serve the owner food.

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Politics / Re: I HAVE NOT HEARD OF NNAMDI KANU BEFORE. GOV WIKE FULL INTERVIEW WITH DELE MOMODU by Themainboy22: 4:51am On Nov 07, 2020
Wike should tread carefully. Power dey sweet, but remember, the power belong to the people.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Campaign Threatens To ‘escort Trump Out Of White House’ If He Refuses To.. by Themainboy22: 7:57pm On Nov 06, 2020
I know ego will not allow Trump to concede congratulate Biden if he eventually win the election. However, he will have no choice than to handover when the time comes, or be bundled out of the office overnight grin.

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Romance / Re: Your Wife Or Girlfriend Will Surely Cheat On You Because Of These 5 Reasons by Themainboy22: 2:07pm On Nov 04, 2020
Your wife or girlfriend will never cheat on you if you don't care wether they are going to cheat on you or not. Let know that if you caught her, it's over (even if na marriage). But never tell her with your mouth. Don't ask me how she's supposed to know, because women know the consequences that's suppose to come with each of their actions, depending on the type of man they are dealing.

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Romance / Re: I Hate People With Yoruba Names! by Themainboy22: 6:59pm On Nov 03, 2020
360clips:
All those mumu that bear oluwa, bukola, fisayo, afeez, sodiq and all those other rubbish yourba names! I hate Yoruba people. 99% of those useless hoodlums and mumu yahoo boys are mostly Yoruba. All they know is toutism and to do agbero up and down. Very dirty set of people like this! Nothing inside their brains. With that their horrible vocabulary and their disgusting tribal mark. Simple english they can't speak, table they'll say sable. Wtf. It's to only shout Yoruba language up and down with that their thick disgusting voices.*spits*. *Note*, I have no tribe.
They will soon tag you Igbo or IPOB member, thereby creating an E-war between Igbos and Yorubas on this thread. Me I will be watching from one corner grin.

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Romance / Re: Have U Ever Visited Your Partner Unexpectedly: Share Your Experience by Themainboy22: 4:11pm On Nov 03, 2020
adajoe555:



I opened fridge took the wine he just bought opened it sat down and started eating, I didn't even answer them, finally the babe left. he couldn't even talk to me, after eating, I carried myself back to my house. that was the end.
That's matured of you. It takes maturity, deep understanding (of life) and control of emotion to walk away from a scene like this.

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Romance / Re: Have U Ever Visited Your Partner Unexpectedly: Share Your Experience by Themainboy22: 3:02pm On Nov 03, 2020
adajoe555:
I went to surprise my boyfriend then, mehn I was surprised. I will never forget,

Bought food stuff lemme go and cook better native soup for BF since he complained that there was no food in the house, got to the house unfortunately the door was open, I went inside the first thing that welcomed me was bra and pant on the parlor floor, gosh I sat down not knowing what to do, I stood up walk straight to the room opened the door and my guy was bleeping the hell out of the girl, on seeing me, he jumped out of the bed, I didn't say anything, I just entered the kitchen, he already prepared white rice and stew with chicken, me kuku dish food carry go dining, he thought as I entered the kitchen I was going to carry knife.

he told the girl to dress up and go
LMAO. After she's gone, wetin come happen.
Romance / Re: "So Sad" Just 4 Days To His Wedding,see What This Man Found On His Fiancés Phone by Themainboy22: 4:23pm On Nov 01, 2020
I think this is fake chat, otherwise, the man will not be here seeking for social media validation on what to do at this stage. But if it is real, I'm sorry, I have no advice to give him.

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Romance / Re: Which Tribe Cheats More In Marriage? by Themainboy22: 9:27am On Oct 31, 2020
mezico96:


That is what they want you to think,I've been molested by an Hausa lady...aside that, where I reside in Benue, guys just have to be careful cos they(Hausa women) want sex like everyday...
Did you read what the guy I quoted wrote?, I'm not disputing the fact that northern girls don't like sex. As a matter of fact, the girl I'm using to cure conji is a hausa girl. If I told you that I'm shagging the girl, you may not believe. That's to show you the level of her reservation, (courtesy of their religion). Read what the guy I quoted above wrote, before quoting me.
Romance / Re: MEN'S CORNER: What Made You End Your Relationship With Her?! by Themainboy22: 8:05pm On Oct 29, 2020
Always flirting with other guys even in my presence. I broke up with her first in my mind, and moved on with my life. When she noticed I broke up because of her flirting lifestyle, she came back crying that she was only doing that to get me jealous, and probably increase my love for her. See manipulation sha. Well I told her that's more reason why I broke up with her.

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Romance / Re: Please What's The Most Effective Method Of Breaking Up With A Girl? by Themainboy22: 7:24pm On Oct 29, 2020
If she's older than you, start by addressing her as "aunty". If otherwise, start with "my sister". She will get the message.
Romance / Re: What Age Should One Consider Getting Married? by Themainboy22: 5:45pm On Oct 26, 2020
For Men, no age range. But for women, if you reach 37, and no one asking if you are buying or selling, find one Man SIMP and shower him with enough love. But if after that, and he did not still commit, got one to impregnant you if you know you can take care of yourself and the baby. You can not come and loose both ways!.
Politics / Re: One Of The Protesters In Jalingo Looted City Sign Post - Photo by Themainboy22: 7:25pm On Oct 25, 2020
Trust aboki na grin grin. He go be like "walahi ta lahi, if dem no give me my own share, I no go release this sign board for them. chibura uba nsu!."

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