If she's older than you, start by addressing her as "aunty". If otherwise, start with "my sister". She will get the message.

For Men, no age range. But for women, if you reach 37, and no one asking if you are buying or selling, find one Man SIMP and shower him with enough love. But if after that, and he did not still commit, got one to impregnant you if you know you can take care of yourself and the baby. You can not come and loose both ways!.

Trust aboki na . He go be like "walahi ta lahi, if dem no give me my own share, I no go release this sign board for them. chibura uba nsu!."

Always wear a baggy trouser whenever you are with her. If it's too big that the erection will still be visible, put your hand in the trouser's pocket and use style and hold it. Or better still, raise it up and use your belt to hold it tight.

Bubu never disappoints. The only people who will be disappointed, are those who expected much from a 77yrs old cattle rearer, disguising himself as their president. He will be laughing at them by now.

Bubu

Lol, that no 9 is not for Nigerian girls. They will rather die with the feelings, than asking a guy for a date not to talk of paying the bills.

Okoroawusa:

Because no be you die abi?

And the word "die" is the only thing you comprehend in the whole of the comment?. SMH.

Charleys:


Person car don burn you dey talk shite

And many people have died ever since the beginning of this course. More reason we are not gonna relent nor surrender until each and everyone of Us/them get justice. If you don't have what it takes to come out and protest, I advice you stay back and keep quiet.

Useless idi.ots! They can do their worst, but we ain't giving up until our demands are met. The language is #endSARS, the vocabulary is #endpolicebrutality. #Giveusgoodgovernance.

They get a girlfriend by becoming Oshiomole or Ned Nwoko.

Women should learn how to be contented with who they are. Years back, a girl (also a friend) who was crushing on me (and vice versa), but I deliberately refused to notice her because I don't want distraction. I began to notice how insecured she was the day after I introduced my girlfriend to her. Fast foward to weeks later, I saw this girl but could'nt recognise her. A girl who was very dark in completion, have now turned to yellow paw paw (courtesy of bleaching cream). I nearly puked but used style and killed every atom of feeling had for her.

You get luck , that's one of the strategies they have been using since 1830. After when she must have clouded your brain with fake love, you may not know when you emptied your wallet for her. Before you realise, it must have been late. And funny enough, you can't accuse her of golddigging as she may have never opened her mouth to ask you for a dime. But what you know is that your bank account is empty because of her . By then, she must have left you for another Lover Victim.

Yes. I've been a role model to most of the youths in my area by recruiting them to this...(picture below). But only few came back to thank me for saving them. I ain't saving no one again.

She repeatedly stated it that she was/is suffering from bipolar disorder, but some group of brainless Nigerian feminists want to force otherwise on her. Ofcourse to them, any marriage that go sour, must be as a result of demostic violence or physical abuse from the Man. Bunches of....... Someone should help me with the right adjective to qualify them.

Maybe she opened account recently on one of these porn sites, and she want to use the video for a start.

Itohanmiwa:
This is a very interesting and educative piece. I will certainly pay close attention to this and give it a try when someday. Nice info op.

If she's not your wife, better don't try it. Because if it fails, you will not know if the theory here is right. As you won't know whether na only you dey "knack" her.

She laughs because she know that love does not exist.

All for attention. Anyone who still takes this lunatic woman serious, will also need some mental evaluation.

#EndSARS if possible #EndNIGERIA let everybody go their way. We are tired of this forceful union. Have you been wondering why there are no #EndSARS protest in any of the northern states? It's simply because there's nothing like SARS or Police brutality over here in the north. I can bet my left scrotum that majority of northern youths don't know what is SARS, that's to show you how much cordinated our men in uniform are over here. They only flex their muscles when it comes to issues Pertaining Southern parts of Nigeria, because they see you as a second class citizens. #EndSARS now or #EndNIGERIA!.

I have no friends to start with.

Nna mehnnnnn, are you related to Lie Mohammed?.

You should receive the Christ first.

CosmicPhoenix:

getting married is every woman's dream,most use it as retirement plan after hoeing.

While most see it as poverty alleviation scheme, while still codedly going about their normal business (hoeing).

@OP did you think there are girls who are still virgin? If the answer is yes, go and look for them and leave the said girl alone. As much as she did not lie to being a virgin, only for you to discover otherwise, I don't see the sense in this your post.

Sluvist:

Jigawa is 100% hausa/fulani state, any extra tribe or religion there is not endigenous.

They are talking about Kebbi state, and you are talking about Jigawa... Did you read the Op at all?

I don't know much about him, but he should try and live up to expectation. As that number may either make or mare him. Wishing him the best of luck.

Mourinho and his loud mouth sha..

Mumu woman, She should had killed herself to show that she was really jealous. That way, the husband might retrace his steps of taking second wife in honour of her great sacrifice. Now She have killed two innocent kids, I hope their sharia law will be kind to her, by sentencing her avss to death by hanging. Idi.ot!.

ghettokid1:
Lets watch and see sha

Lol. E manage end draw.

ghettokid1:
Sergino Dest has been officially registered by La Liga and will debut against Sevilla tonight..
Full Line Up below..

You've been trying in your preditions lately, but tonight, if Barcelona win by 1-0, they are lucky.